Chapter Forty-Eight: Tears are the end of the fight
"When the flowers bloomed?" Li Qiang's eyes lit up when he heard it, "This name will be settled." ”
Zhang Wei also smiled and nodded, "That's right, a good scenery is a lotus flower, I said Mr. Feng, you are really a person who cherishes flowers." ”
Feng Jun smiled silently, and said in his heart that he hoped you would be able to laugh for a while.
In order to find a woman who is ugly enough, he turned on nearly 100 cameras in the space before he could choose one, is it easy?
Li Qiangpao pulled his mobile phone and quickly found the flowers blooming at that time, "Hey, the avatar is a desk, and the circle of friends is open, but I can only see ten photos...... I don't have a personal photo. ”
After a pause, he looked up at Feng Jun, "It's a bit interesting, but Mr. Feng ...... You'll have to add someone to me. ”
Feng Jun glanced at him, "Can't you use me to teach you?"
Of course Li Qiang will, I'm learning it today.
Powerful Brother Qiang: Beauty, bet with your friends to add you, and if you pass, you will be given a 100 yuan red envelope.
After about ten seconds, the screen displays, "At that time, Hua Kai has passed your verification, and now you can chat." ”
This one was not ambiguous, and the news came later, "Handsome guy, where is the red envelope?"
Li Qiang did the same, and also sent a fifty red envelope to the past, and then began to frantically look through the circle of friends that bloomed at that time.
She has a lot of friends, one or two days, or even several a day.
Li Qiang nodded, and said in his heart That's right, as a beauty, she is usually harassed too much, so she can only brush it more in the circle of friends.
However, he paddled for a long time, and finally spoke in despair, "I said, there is no photo of her...... There are a lot of food photos. ”
Zhang Wei also looked sideways at her circle of friends, and said when he heard the words, "This is normal, right? Some beauties like to take pictures, some don't, and people are confident in themselves." ”
Li Qiang blinked his eyes, feeling that there was some truth in this, but at the same time, I don't know why, there was a faint feeling of something bad in his heart.
At this moment, the news of the blossoming flowers came one after another, asking why it was only fifty yuan, and the tone was worse and worse every time.
Zhang Wei laughed, "It's really a beauty...... The temper is big. ”
Li Qiang still has the same example and asks for a video.
And at that time, Hua Kai's reaction was similar, emphasizing that she was not a beauty, "The word beauty now only refers to gender, right?"
"Reserved enough...... I found out that women nowadays, one can pretend more than the other, it's really hypocritical," Li Qiang muttered with a smile, and then began to type the message again.
He made video requests again and again, and at his strong insistence, at that point Hua Kai finally connected to the video.
Zhang Wei was tilting his head, happily drinking while looking at the screen of his mobile phone, suddenly, he squirted out a mouthful of wine, and then coughed violently.
"Nima," Li Qiang shook his whole body and threw his phone out directly, "Hold the grass!"
Fortunately, the floor of the box is covered with a wooden floor, and the mobile phone is not broken.
Zhang Wei laughed intermittently while coughing, laughing as if he was about to die.
"Hold the grass," Li Qiang grimaced, "this Nima...... Who am I recruiting to provoke whom? Why did I add a dead fat man, or an aunt?"
At that time, the flowers looked fifty years old at first glance, not to mention the obesity abnormality, it was still particularly ugly, the hair was a little shabby, the eyebrows were sparse, the small squinting eyes, the bridge of the nose was collapsed, the lion nose with two nostrils facing the sky, and the lower lip was more prominent than the upper lip.
What's even more disgusting is that the small red spots on her face are connected into patches, pitted and rugged, and I don't know if it's a skin disease or an endocrine problem.
Li Qiang is angry in his heart, don't mention it, Nima, I spent 50,000 yuan to add such a master?
However, seeing that everyone was laughing, and the ladies were even more laughing unconsciously, he couldn't help it, and laughed self-deprecatingly, "I said Mr. Feng, Gao ...... You're so tall!"
Feng Jun was also laughing, laughing breathlessly.
In the midst of laughter, a voice came from Li Qiang's mobile phone on the ground, "Handsome guys, is it fun?"
Feng Jun hurriedly waved his hand, signaling that he hadn't watched the video, and put his finger on his mouth again, making a "shhhhh
After all, Li Qiang can be a man, although he is already very annoyed, he still calms down, walks forward and picks up the phone, "It's just that friends are playing blindly, there is no malice, disturbing my sister." ”
After speaking, he turned off the video, turned his head and glared at Feng Jun viciously, gritting his teeth and speaking, "Mr. Feng!"
Feng Jun finally stopped laughing, his shoulders were still shaking, and he asked breathlessly, "How is it, I'm definitely not telling a lie...... Ugly enough, right?"
"Nima," Li Qiang replied grinning, "I swear, I've never seen such an ugly woman since I was a child!"
"Then it's no problem," Feng Jun said solemnly, "It seems that I won this bet without dispute." ”
The ladies laughed again, and one of them actually slipped under the sofa with a smile, and the little skirt turned up, revealing the little Nene that she was wearing inside, which was still erotic and interesting, and the scenery inside was faintly visible.
"Hold the grass," Li Qiang wanted to scold, but it was not convenient to have an attack with Feng Jun.
He turned to one side and found Zhang Wei who was smiling and covering his stomach, so he spoke with a black face, "Dawei...... You're out of the 50,000. ”
"Why?" Zhang Wei stopped doing as soon as he heard this, "We have already said that I will only give two and a half...... If you want me to go all out, you give me a reason. ”
The corners of Li Qiang's mouth twitched, and he spoke expressionlessly, "For the rest of your life, don't you just live on this joke?"
"It's reasonable," Zhang Wei nodded, and laughed again, among their sworn friends, there are not many times when they can encounter this kind of trouble, they can really talk about it for a lifetime, and they can laugh when they think of it.
Money is nothing compared to this happiness.
However, he still didn't want to give out 50,000, "Then I'll add some points for you, and I'll give you three integers...... This is when you meet an ugly girl, when you meet a beautiful woman, will you give it to me?"
Li Qiang spoke eloquently, "But, I helped you go to the thunder, you can't deny this, right? Moreover, even if I win, Mr. Feng will help you pay for it, this is not fake, right?"
He is not bad for money, the key is that when he encounters this kind of thing, he is already very troubled, and if he pays again, he will probably vomit blood.
"No," Zhang Wei shook his head, he was still laughing, "It's just three numbers, or you can call the police and say that Mr. Feng is gambling, the amount is very huge, and the impact is particularly bad." ”
"Nima," Li Qiang's face darkened even more, "You're still joking." ”
However, Feng Jun returned to normal, and hurriedly reminded him, "Give out red envelopes and give red envelopes to the flowers at that time." ”
"I'll send a red envelope of wool," Li Qiang grinned, raised his hand and clicked on the phone, but the next moment, he was stunned, and then gasped, "Hold the grass......"
Seeing this, Zhang Wei hurriedly stepped forward and looked at his mobile phone.
It turned out that at that time, the flowers bloomed and sent messages again, and there were still a lot of them.
She first asked for the remaining fifty yuan red envelope, and then estimated that when she saw that there was no reaction here, she actually threatened, "Handsome guy, sister only needs your fifty yuan red envelope, it is really for the sake of your handsome face, don't force my sister to be rude." ”
Especially the last one, her threat is very serious, "Do you know who I am? Don't joke with you, within ten minutes, I won't see your red envelope, my sister is going to release people to find you, it's useless to block it...... I'll take your place directly!"
"Psychotic!" After Li Qiang settled down, he directly blacked out the person.
Instead, Zhang Wei echoed Feng Jun's opinion, "Why bother? It's only fifty yuan, even if she is scaring you, you are not short of that money." ”
Li Qiang looked at him with a dark face, "I want to give it to you, I don't have any money!"
"Haha," Zhang Wei laughed again, he could make the strong son weigh fifty yuan, and the blow he received today can be seen, "In this life, I really hope that this joke will live." ”
The ladies also laughed for a while, thinking that today's event was too interesting, much better than the Chinese New Year comedy.
The other two young ladies were a little stunned and angry, but the one next to Feng Jun was not afraid, "Mr. Feng, your hand is simply amazing, can you teach me?"
Hearing this, Li Qiang and Zhang Wei exchanged glances, and a ridiculous feeling rose in their hearts at the same time: Could it be that this Feng Jun can really use his mobile phone to find the designated person with his sixth sense?
This feeling is really absurd, but no matter what, the two women Feng Jun is looking for, whether they are beautiful or ugly, are quite in place.
The beautiful one, the one who is thrillingly beautiful, the ugly one, the ugly one, is so ugly that it is soul-shattering.
Is this really a coincidence? Not necessarily?
Feng Jun explained to the young lady seriously, "The sixth sense is just a pure feeling, I don't know how to teach it, and you can't learn it." ”
At this moment, Li Qiang's mobile phone rang, and he picked it up and looked at it, "Hey, this is awesome...... Hello, who?"
A female voice came out of the earpiece, "Li Qiang, right?" from the city TV station, your boss is Lao Duan, right? Blocked your sister? You are really capable...... Wait for me to find you!"
"Hold the grass ......" Li Qiang couldn't help but bared his teeth, "Sister, little brother is just joking, it was my friend who blocked you, it's really none of my business, I'll release you from the blacklist right away, and the red envelope of fifty will be sent immediately." ”
He is the master of raising eyebrows, and he is willful, but he understands very well how difficult it is to get his phone number in a short time through WeChat, and to inquire about his background.
In fact, don't say anything else, just say this mobile phone number, people who don't have an identity can't do it.
So he decisively confessed and fifty dollars...... It's really nothing.
However, at that time, Hua Kai was not so easy to speak, "Handsome guy, my sister can find you so quickly, how much do you say it will cost fifty?" You are in MG Club now, dare to tell my sister, which private room are you in? Can't you let my sister go from room to room to recognize people, right?"
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