Volume 1 I don't know if I am a guest in my dream Chapter 16 Hao Yun of the Melon-Eating Masses (I)

Hao Yun and Chen Cheng spent two hours, visiting almost all the shops on the street, buying a bunch of other things, but they couldn't find anything that could replace the oil candle.

The owners of several candle shops say that they sell this kind of oil candles, and it is good to find different colors and shapes, but it is difficult to have no peculiar smell. As for the Akashi lamp in the Cloud Pavilion, there is no such rare items that are often snapped up as soon as they arrive, especially when the New Year is approaching, how can there be "fish that slip through the net".

The two found a teahouse to rest and ordered a pot of spiritual tea.

The two of them didn't want to order it, but the little two of this shop went from the planted spiritual field to the watered spiritual spring to the tea picking and roasting tea, blowing this spiritual tea to the sky and the earth, as if they came to this trip in vain without drinking a pot. The two had no choice but to order passively.

I was very disappointed when I drank it, and the taste of this tea was not even one percent of Zhu Jingshan's tea before. The two of them were very distressed about the low-grade spar they spent, and they didn't dare to waste it, so they could only sit and drink it slowly.

When the tea bottomed out, Hao Yun woke up from a full sleep.

Not to mention how down-to-earth this sleep is, Hao Yun has always been worried that his strangeness will be discovered, but now it seems that others can't find out anything, which is a big sigh of relief.

Hao Yun and Chen Cheng, who woke up, looked at each other, looked at his mother's beautiful face, and Hao Yun willingly started business - showing a cute smile.

Suddenly, there was a commotion outside the door, and someone could only be heard shouting: "Go ahead and see the excitement, someone is going to fight in the street." ”

Not only the people outside the door, but also the diners inside the door stood up and walked outside to find out.

Hao Ren and Chen Cheng looked uninterested, the two of them had no interest in this kind of excitement, and continued to drink tea by themselves.

But Hao Yun in his arms is different, he likes to join in the fun the most. The more it was hot outside, the more Hao Yun felt that there were a hundred claws scratching his heart, and that kind of curiosity and gossip fire made Hao Yun extremely uncomfortable. But he couldn't speak, so he could only twist his body desperately, expressing his strong desire to see the excitement.

As the saying goes, this child is a piece of meat that fell from the mother's own body, and this son thinks about something, even if it is a simple action, the mother can understand it.

Chen Cheng looked at Hao Yun, who was twisting like a water snake in his arms, and said to Hao Ren suspiciously: "Brother Ren, why do I think Yun'er wants to see the excitement." ”

"Poof..."Hao Ren didn't come up in one breath, and sprayed a small half cup of tea out. "How could he want to watch the excitement when he's a hairy kid?"

"I think it's, you see, he's twisted even harder. Chen Cheng felt that he was about to lose his grip on Hao Yun.

Hao Ren weighed the teapot and said, "It's all over drinking." Okay, let's go and take a look, I don't understand, what's there to see in this excitement?"

When they went out, the two of them saw a large group of people in the distance, three layers inside and three layers outside, which was several times more lively than yesterday's begging for lip service.

After approaching, Hao Ren observed and found a very advantageous position, relying on Chen Cheng's advantage of holding the doll, the two of them passed through the crowd of avoidances and came to a very advantageous position. The surrounding sounds were a little noisy, and it stands to reason that the doll disliked this kind of occasion the most, but Hao Yun didn't cry or make a fuss, and stared at the two people standing opposite each other in the circle with his eyes wide open.

"You're so shameless, why do you want to hook up with my flower fairy!"

The first to speak was a bald man with a fleshy face, who was eight feet long and wore a tight black monk's robe, and his explosive muscles seemed to be about to burst out, which was extremely shocking.

"Bah, you shameless muscular man, obviously you hooked up with my flower fairy!"

The man who replied was dressed in a white shirt, slightly shorter than the person opposite, and the sharp-beaked monkey gill was emaciated, like a walking bamboo pole, as if a random gust of wind could blow him out for miles.

The bald head didn't reply immediately, but took out a beige letter from his bosom and said, "Keep your monkey eyes open! This is a letter written to me by the flower fairy, do you have it?"

The thin bamboo pole sneered and took out two pink letters from his left chest: "I thought it was, I have it too! Moreover, I have a lot of it!" As he spoke, he took out three more letters from his right chest.

"Tut-tut, it seems that this thin man is better!" shouted someone in the crowd.

The bald head was obviously angry, crumpled the envelope into a ball, and took out a small wooden jar from his arms: "This is the thing I made love with the flower fairy, it is unique, I don't believe you can still take it out?"

"Yo, this bald head is a killer?" Hao Ren said softly

"your stinky! I'm mad at that. The thin bamboo pole put away the envelope and groped in his arms again: "Open your dog's eyes and see what this is?"

"How is it exactly the same?" began to exchange words in the crowd.

"Impossible! If the flower fairy said that it was only for me, she would not lie to me!" the bald head opened his eyes angrily, and his muscles flare.

"Let me tell you, the one in your hand still came to me first, if I hadn't seen the signature on it and it wasn't mine, I would have returned it, and you wouldn't have gotten it at all!"

The bald head began to tremble uncontrollably, obviously angry to the extreme: "It's all your nonsense!

"Hmph, believe it or not, I can't help you, why don't we call the flower fairy and confront him face to face?"

"Yes, call someone! You face each other!"

"Thin bamboo pole is good!"

"It seems that the flower fairy is not a good thing!"

......

"Bald head, if you swallow this breath, you can eat!" "There are constantly good deeds in the crowd fanning the flames.

"How unreasonable! I want to fight with you with a thin bamboo pole!" After saying that, the bald head raised his right index finger and middle finger and bit it hard, and his left hand took out a low-grade spar at some point. He swiped his right hand over the hedron, and then the bald head threw the blooded hedron at the thin bamboo pole.

The thin bamboo pole subconsciously took the spar, and the onlookers began to coax: "Fight!

High and far in the sky where no one was paying attention, there were three black dots that changed from small to large, and flew rapidly towards the place where the people were buzzing.

Before the person arrived, the sound had arrived.

Like thunder falling from the sky, it exploded in the ears of onlookers

"You two have to fight here!"

Before the words fell, three sword lights descended to the side of the two of them.

The incident happened suddenly, everyone was shocked by the thunderous words and covered their ears, Hao Ren did not cover his ears, but subconsciously covered Hao Yun's ears.

Rao is like this, Hao Yun was also a little dizzy from shock.

When Hao Hao came back to his senses, the three people were already standing in the room, all three of them were wearing black moire iron half-face masks and black robes. The robe is embroidered with the image of a dragon head and a snake body and four legs, except for the four legs, it looks like the earth dragon that Hao Yun has ever seen.

The two of them stood beside the bald head and the thin bamboo pole in one step, the bald head and the thin bamboo pole only felt that there were two peerless beasts staring at them beside them, and both of them had a feeling that as long as they dared to move, they would be torn to pieces.

"It's the deacon. Hao Ren whispered to Chen Cheng. The onlookers were as silent as cicadas, and none of them dared to speak.

Before the end of the Dharma era, immortal cultivators emphasized going against the sky, and it was my fate that was up to me, not to the sky. In such an environment of cultivating immortals, it is not easy to be able to make people not offend me and not me. It's more about relying on one's own cultivation to do whatever he wants, whether it's a heavenly exercise or a powerful magic weapon, he wants to keep it for himself.

It's just that now in this jade immortal realm, private fights between monks are no longer allowed, and the Asgard Palace has set up a special management department composed of elite monks-Shou Rank Deacon.

There are four major regions in the southeast, northwest, and northwest of the jade fairy world, with a total of 48 large and small continents, and there is only one rank-keeping deacon's house in each continent, and there are 37 rank-keeping deacons in each mansion. Among them, the head of the palace is called the Jade Deacon, and the Jade Deacon has three Jin Deacons and eleven iron deacons each. The main duty of the deacon is to maintain the order of the various continents of the Jade Immortal Realm, and he has the responsibility to arrest those who have committed the iron law of the Jade Immortal Realm.

"Do you want to fight on this street?" asked the black-robed man standing in the middle.

The thin bamboo pole swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said in a trembling voice: "Big... My lord, I didn't want to fight, it's the bald head. ”

The bald head gritted his teeth and said, "Lord Deacon, you have also seen that I have already thrown the deed of this blood fight to that guy, and he can't help but accept it, and I must settle it with him today." ”

Chen Cheng asked Hao Ren in a low voice, "What is a blood fight?"

Hao Ren glanced at Chen Cheng and motioned for her to keep quiet.

"A bloody battle is a duel in which you must die. One of the deacons actually explained: "Paint the blood of your fingertips and spars to invite people to fight, and if one of the invited parties fights, the two of them need to be separated from life and death to settle the battle." Skinny bamboo pole, right, let me ask you, do you want to fight?"

The thin bamboo pole came back to his senses a little, wiped the cold sweat on his sideburns and said, "Of course not, I don't have any grievances with him." ”

"You..." The bald head just wanted to say that this thin bamboo pole had no guts, and suddenly felt that his throat was pinched by an invisible hand, and he couldn't make any more sound.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhh As he spoke, the hedron was crushed into powder little by little in his hands.

The deacon dusted off the shards of the spar at the corner of his coat and said, "Do you still want to do anything with him?"

The bald head couldn't speak at this time, he looked at the thin bamboo pole and nodded stubbornly.

"Okay, but the rules have to be mine!"

After the deacon finished speaking, he looked around and said, "Don't you all like to watch the excitement, let's go and see it together, and it can be regarded as a witness." ”

After a while, the crowd made a way, and the deacon led the bald head and thin bamboo pole to the corner of the street, followed by a group of melon-eating people.

But at this time, they are no longer eating melons because of interest, but being eaten by people on their heads.

But Hao Yun was even happier, after all, the more he ate this melon, the more he ate.