340, bullshit nickname
There are a lot of cruel words, Huang Tiedan scolded and scolded in his mouth, and the Wuji stick in his hand had already shot, like a shower of rain and wind, three times and five divided by two, and all these dozen people were put down. Before these dozen or so people could react, they were broken by Huang Tiedan's legs one by one, and lay on the ground, crying wolf for a long time. If Huang Tie Dan hadn't taken care of it, he would have thrown them all into the bottomless pit.
When everyone saw this, they knew that Huang Tiedan was a very ruthless person, for ruthless people, not only had to have the necessary respect, but also had to bow three times and knock nine times, begging for mercy from him, so everyone worshiped on the ground and kept begging Huang Tiedan for mercy, hoping that Huang Tiedan would forgive them.
Seeing this, Huang Tiedan said, "Uncle Ben, Qingshi layman Huang Tiedan, haven't you heard of it?"
Everyone secretly said: Your sister, what kind of bullshit bluestone monk yellow dog egg, Uncle Ben has never heard of it!
Everyone shook their heads and said, "No, I haven't heard of it." ”
Huang Tiedan said, "Oh, is it?"
Everyone said, "I really haven't heard of it." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "If this is the case, then please go to this bottomless pit as a guest." ”
Everyone hurriedly changed their words: "Huang Gaoxiu's name is like thunder, Xiao Xiu has heard and heard." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Where have you heard of it?"
The main reason is that Huang Tiedan is too ordinary, and he is a disciple of an outer sect, and he has no decent deeds, and in the entire Qingcheng Province, his reputation is not obvious at all, and who knows which onion and which garlic he is? Everyone said: "Huang Gaoxiu's question, is it Xiao Xiu, Xiao Xiu doesn't know where to see you?"
Huang Tiedan is so angry, how can he be a dignified bluestone layman, no one recognizes him, it is really a failure, could it be that he participated in the fish book competition and the copy of the fish book, and everyone doesn't remember it at all? It seems that he has not been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, and the rivers and lakes have long had no legends of their own. Huang Tiedan said: "Oh, if that's the case, then please go to this bottomless pit as a guest." ”
When everyone heard this, they hurriedly begged for mercy, scratching their ears and cheeks, thinking hard about where they had seen Huang Tiedan, at this time, there was finally a clever person who remembered something, he said: "Huang Tiedan, ahh
Everyone shook their heads.
The man said, "Hey, don't you remember, the long-tongued woman?"
As soon as everyone heard the nickname of "long-tongued woman", they immediately had an impression, remembering that many years ago in the fish book competition, there was a player named Huang Tiedan, with his own strength, the tongue battle of tens of thousands of monks under the stage without defeat, became a spectacle of the fish book competition, everyone after a period of time, this is very relished, since Huang Tie Dan can say so, simply give him the title of a long-tongued woman.
This is the origin of the new name of Yellow Iron Egg. Huang Tiedan thought that his argument skills were unparalleled, but in the eyes of the townspeople of Qingcheng, this was simply a sharp-tongued and bitter face, and the townspeople of Qingcheng secretly scolded Huang Tiedan behind his back, and gave him such a nickname, and soon, Huang Tiedan's new nickname also spread in Qingcheng for a period of time.
At this time, the dozen or so people present had basically heard the loud nickname of Huang Tiedan, and as soon as someone mentioned it, they immediately remembered it, and they were all happy, and they all said: "Long-tongued woman, Ben Xiu knows, isn't this it." ”
Halfway through the words, everyone realized that something was wrong, facing the monk scolding the bald donkey, facing Huang Tiedan and saying that the long-tongued woman, this is really not quite in tune, not to mention that he is still a defeated subordinate of others, saying that he is a person to his face, be careful of being kicked into the bottomless pit by others. As a result, everyone was silent, showing embarrassment.
As soon as Huang Tiedan heard this, his lungs were about to explode, and he secretly scolded: "The big toad with seaweed and radish, the woman with a long tongue!" Is this your brother-in-law the nickname that this overhaul should have? With the glorious image of this overhaul that has been invincible in a hundred battles, he has to get such a bullshit nickname, your brother-in-law's green prairie, these leprosy dogs and stinky kings in Qingcheng, it turns out that this is how this overhaul is arranged!
Huang Tiedan's face turned pale, and he scolded: "Seaweed radish big toad, who is the long-tongued woman?"
The man's face turned pale just now, and Ai Ai said: "No, no, that, no, Xiao Xiu said himself." ”
Others said, "Yes, yes, yes, he said himself." ”
Huang Tiedan said: "Forget it, you guys get out, don't come here in the future, otherwise, Uncle Ben will fight once you see it." ”
Everyone hurriedly said: "Xiao Xiu obeys, Huang Gaoxiu, I ticked you, goodbye to you." ”
As he spoke, everyone had already exited the fifth pit.
Huang Tiedan's brows were furrowed, the clouds were thick, and he secretly called bad luck, and he actually got such a broken nickname, which was very incompatible with his existing titles, such as: Qingshi Layman, Little White Dragon in the Waves, the First River Chief of the Liusha River, the Handsome Guy on Land, the First Tour of Qingcheng, the Sky Knight, etc., which seemed very incompatible.
Huang Tiedan listened to the people who had long since gone, as if there were nothing, as if there were a few laughs, and he wanted to step forward and give each of them a big mouth, and said to them, "Call you to rap, you are the long-tongued woman, and your whole family is" and so on.
Since then, everyone was beaten by Huang Tiedan, and they no longer dared to come here, Huang Tie Dan can also mine with peace of mind, and after ten days, the task of the spirit stone mine was completed, and after that, Huang Tie Dan began to plan to mine treasures.
One day, Huang Tie Dan came out of the mine cave and found that there were guards and public guards at the entrance of the mine, and there were dozens of people. When everyone saw that the mining time had not yet expired, Huang Tie Dan dared to come out, and they wanted to catch Huang Tie Dan to see He Jiule and Fang Jianbai.
Huang Tiedan already had a plan in his heart, he relied on his clever tongue and very logical dialectics, plus there was fiat currency to dot it, he finally got out of the mine, returned to Sangshi Village, took the hanging silk tripod, and returned to the mine.
In the middle, the reason why the yellow iron egg can freely enter and exit the moraine mine cave is mainly due to the fiat currency.
There are dozens of people guarding the entrance of the cave, and Huang Tie Dan gives each person a fiat currency as a key to clear the customs. Everyone saw the money open, happy smile, although a fiat currency is not much, but one per person, that is dozens, this is a big deal, how to say also to give some face, right? Take people's money, for people to eliminate disasters, not to mention Huang Tie Dan just go home, take a thing, immediately back, this is really a trivial matter, everyone open one eye and close one eye, just let the yellow iron egg pass, who cares about the whereabouts of a miner?
In this way, after Huang Tie Dan took the hanging silk ding, he started to mine the treasure. First of all, it is natural to deal with the Rat King and his subordinates in the Soul Ear Rat Cave Mansion. Huang Tie Dan entered the cave of the Soul Eater again, and saw that it was a mess, it was the masterpiece he left last time, the ground was full of white bones, and the Spirit Eater Ear Mouse that he had killed, and other messy things.
This time, Huang Tiedan came prepared, he carefully looked at everything in the cave, and then looked into the depths of the cave, and muttered loudly: "Stinky rat, Uncle Ben is here again, come and catch Uncle Ben." ”
Huang Tiedan deliberately screamed a few times, and sure enough, he led out the Spirit Eater Spirit Group.
Under the leadership of the Rat King, the Spirit-Eating Ear Rat slaughtered the Yellow Iron Egg with great momentum. Seeing that this human bastard was so arrogant, the Rat King actually dared to come to Tai Sui Ye again and again, how could he endure it? So he roared, transformed into a blood rat again, and began to chase after Huang Tie Dan closely, while the other soul-eating ear rats followed behind the Rat King, cheering for the Rat King.
Huang Tiedan had a plan, he decided to lead the big rat to the fifth pit, and when he was halfway there, he sacrificed the impact charm to kill the big rat in one fell swoop.
According to the plan, Huang Tie Dan led the big mouse to run fast in front of him, and staged a chase again, while the other little mice were thrown away by the two. Halfway through, Huang Tiedan suddenly turned around and shouted: "Seaweed radish big toad, stinky rats have chased Uncle Ben all the way, give you a good thing to try!"
As he spoke, Huang Tie Dan sacrificed an impact charm and hit the big rat behind him.
After all, the big rat is a spirit animal, and its IQ is limited, so how does it know about the evil deeds of the yellow iron egg? Along the way, it just has to chase and kill the yellow iron egg, and bite the yellow iron egg to death, and do not beware of the yellow iron egg suddenly using a yin trick to attack it with an impact charm. Therefore, at this time, it didn't know that there was a deception, and it didn't avoid it, and it came up to meet the impact charm of the yellow iron egg, and at the same time, out of instinct, and its anger against the yellow iron egg that had been accumulated for many days, it bit the impact charm in one bite, intending to bite the thing that the yellow iron egg threw over.
In this way, the impact charm happened to explode in an instant when the big rat bit it. Although the big rat has rough skin and thick flesh, it is defenseless in its mouth, and the impact charm is already powerful, with the blessing of various factors, the big mouse didn't even hum, and it was exploded by the impact charm, and the whole head was blown up, leaving only the body still intact.
Huang Tie Dan had already run away from afar, and when the impact charm was finished, he stepped forward, looked at his masterpiece on the ground, was very satisfied, and laughed: "Seaweed radish toad, stinky mouse, really Uncle Ben can't help you? Dare to provoke Uncle Ben, isn't this self-defeating?" Hahaha." The body of this big mouse is quite complete, and it can barely be used, and it is gratifying to congratulate on the first success. ”
While speaking, the other soul-eating ear rats have followed, they heard a huge explosion, startled, worried about their rat king, so quickly rushed to see the situation, at a glance, the rats were startled, their rat king was really poisoned by the human bastard, at this time has already fallen in a pool of blood, this human demon, at this time is still sitting on the remains of the rat king, with a smile, very frightened.