Chapter 297: Joy at Sea
Princess Taiping laughed and was happy: "Yes, Zheng'er, you have to learn from my mother, haha, she is the first emperor of the ages, the most powerful, and the only female emperor! Otherwise, your kid will never be able to pass the test, then it will insult the prestige of my brother and the real princess, haha! Okay, let's not talk about this, we can talk about some light topics casually, stop talking about these things! We girls are not happy to hear it!"
"Well, it's okay to say it's easier, but we don't have a lot of fun in Hawaii, it's better to go back to ** early, our queen mother is also the first to come back to modern society!
Nuwa Niangniang laughed and was happy: "You girl is very careful, but don't worry, I'm very good! Isn't it just these worldly things, our original civilization is many times more clever than here, how can we not get used to it? By the way, Yu'er, how long have you been in retreat, haven't you been in retreat for 200 years?"
"Ah!" Hearing this, Ying Zheng exclaimed first: "Two hundred years? Then, I don't know how old the ancestor is?"
Princess Taiping sneered: "Rare and weird! Let's Brother Yu, there is no age limit, haha, let's play casually, we can travel through all eras of China casually, understand?"
"This time we have only been in retreat for 100 years, and the last time it was about the same!" Xiao Yu said ashamedly.
Naturally, there was a sense of uneasiness on his face!
Although Princess Taiping and Mengjing both said that his retreat was only self-cultivation, the queen mother did not agree, so she naturally had no bottom in her heart, afraid that she would blame herself!
As soon as Nuwa Niangniang saw it, she knew what he was thinking, and smiled: "Han'er, what's the matter with this kid? Not even two hundred years, isn't it too low-level?"
"Hehe, Queen Mother, Brother Yu is amazing! He can retreat for a hundred years, but I can't even do it for ten days, haha, if I don't come out to play for a day, I'll be uncomfortable! So, it's boring to retreat, let's play with Brother Yu! What kind of retreat? Queen Mother, that's a pure waste of time!"
Xiao Han unconsciously said what was in his heart, but he held Nuwa Niangniang in his arms and asked her and Princess Taiping to wait for him to drink.
Nuwa Niangniang smiled charmingly and was happy: "You kid really does everything in one set! Okay, even if you make sense, whatever, Yu'er will arrange it by himself! Your kid has a good foundation, Yu'er's foundation is poor, you must practice hard, otherwise, even if he has the Xuanyuan Sword, he can't fight you! In this way, we won't be able to break the taboo above!"
"Taboo?" Hearing this, even Princess Taiping was surprised: if there is really a taboo, could it be the restriction that humans can't fly out of the solar system?
Nuwa Niangniang smiled: "Don't worry too much about you, girl! Even if we open the taboo, it's our own business! We don't have to worry about the affairs of this earth, what does it matter to us? Just have a good time by ourselves!"
"Well, that's right, they have their own way anyway!Okay, let's just take care of ourselves, Zheng'er, in these two weeks, and then, we'll go back to **, and then, I'll send you back to Daqin, haha!" Princess Taiping smiled.
She doesn't care about this kind of thing, Xiaohan's diet and daily life, whether she is happy or not, is what she cares about the most!
Xiao Han smiled warmly, kissed the two of them, and then smiled: "However, if we can break through the taboo, and moreover, it is also permanent, wouldn't it be a good thing for our planet?"
"Han'er's heart is really good, but unfortunately, this is impossible! Because, the time when we opened the passage was 10,000 years ago here, and the time of the passage can only last for a hundred breaths at most! Han'er, you kid say it yourself, haha!" Nuwa Niangniang laughed teasingly.
Xiao Han smiled awkwardly!
This time, even he felt stupid: How could such a difficult taboo be so easy to break through? If you want to manage it for 10,000 years, isn't that child's play? Even if the passage is opened now, the earthlings will definitely not be able to keep up with their speed!
100 breaths, rushing hundreds of thousands of kilometers, what is the concept?
Xiao Han then smiled: "Queen Mother, do we really want to rush out of the solar system? Isn't it okay to go back to Venus?"
"Boy, I'm not omnipotent, we can't calculate everything clearly! This is a gamble, if you kid don't have the guts to bet, hehe, we can also play on Earth all the time!"
Seeing this, Princess Taiping laughed: "The queen mother is really interesting, do you think we don't dare to play? My brother is just too soft-hearted! Haha, there is nothing in this world that we dare not play! Since it has been decided, we will all play, even these two boys are no exception!"
Only then did Ying Zheng realize what they were playing: outer space, Venus, and how far away it was!
"Hehe, we're definitely going to have fun, Niangniang, why don't we play the front station?"
In fact, Daqin's dream is certainly cute, but since watching the TV series, he has realized that he has to do a lot of terrible things, and Daqin's national fortune is not very good, and he himself is a little discouraged!
When Princess Taiping saw it, she was stunned at first, and then she understood, and sneered: "It's up to you? You kid can't even do his own things, why should you accompany us to cultivate immortals? In short, in a word, if you don't handle Daqin's affairs well, you kid won't be blessed to accompany us to cultivate immortals!"
"Ah!" Ying Zheng heard this, and his head suddenly became big again: it turned out that he still couldn't change it, but, as Princess Taiping said, this was indeed his own business!
After thinking about it, he sighed: "Alas, I do my best, but can I change history?
"Something that doesn't make a difference! Zhen'er, this kid owes a lesson, this kind of thing can be said, it's too useless!" Princess Taiping was already angry.
If according to this kid's current thoughts, this time and space are not chaotic, then, maybe they don't exist anymore.
When the real princess was about to speak, Xiao Han had already smiled: "It's not easy to teach this kid a lesson? Throw him in any place in Great Qin, and he will know that it is bad, haha! However, Zheng'er, if you kid don't become the king of Qin, I'm afraid that you won't be able to live even a day, because you are the first emperor of Qin!"
Ying Zheng felt that the matter was serious, so he quickly stuck out his tongue and smiled: "Yes, yes, yes! Father has taught the right lesson, don't worry, I will be the real Qin Shi Huang and unify the six countries! Hehe, is Her Royal Highness the princess satisfied?"
"That's pretty much it! Remember, if you kid mess around, we won't all exist, maybe, even this earth, slammed, gone, understand? Silly boy, your kid's errand is so cool, this is not satisfied?" Princess Taiping sneered.
Han Xinglie saw that Yingzheng looked embarrassed and completely out of his normal state, so he smiled: "Ancestor, don't worry, I also have a part in this matter, I will be optimistic about the fourth child, everything is fine!"
He suddenly felt that this thing was very interesting, it was simply the most fun game, haha, it turned out that the ancestors actually played like this, and now, he also has a share, refreshing!
Li Xuanyue felt strange and smiled: "You two boys are really interesting, one after a while! It turns out that Zheng'er is ambitious, and Lie'er is relaxed, but now, Zheng'er is not happy, and Lie'er's mood is here again, it's really interesting, haha!"
"Haha, the two of them are actually a perfect match! Our Lie'er's mind is very active, with my brother's fifty percent of his skills, and of course, our Li Zhen brother is watching there, there shouldn't be anything serious! Zheng'er, you remember, a manly man, in addition to being happy, also has a responsibility, understand? You are a descendant of the Ying family, and those things are only more refreshing if you play with them! Do you want to turn it into Lu Buwei's industry? Then, the ancestors of the Ying family will definitely not spare your son!"
Princess Taiping deliberately scared him, and at the same time, brought out his political enemies, and stimulated this kid again!
Sure enough, when Ying Zheng heard this, he immediately became ambitious, and his eyes also showed a fierce look, as if Lu Buwei was right in front of him!
Seeing that he had entered the state, Xiao Yu was also satisfied, and smiled: "Speaking of which, you kid is better than me and Han'er, although I have also been some emperors, but I just don't feel good! To be honest, I am also vicious, I slaughtered my eldest brother and third brother in that life, just to be an emperor once, you say, is it ridiculous?"
"Ah!" Ying Zheng's eyes widened again when he heard this: How is this possible? Could it be that the throne is really so important?
"Cut, you kid hasn't realized the importance of power, that kind of feeling of being under the world and being self-respecting, you will slowly get used to it! When the time comes, everything will be normal!"
A gust of sea breeze blew some of the people's wine away, and they were all refreshed again!
Xiao Han saw that Yingzheng and Han Xinglie were a little drunk, and smiled: "Are you still interested in playing?" Haha, why don't we play on a cruise, Sister Mei'er, have you arranged it?"
"Don't worry, Han'er, it's all arranged!Queen Mother, please!" Lin Xuemei had already taken the lead in coming over to wait for Nuwa Niangniang.
Nuwa Niangniang was satisfied and smiled: "Well, okay, but you girl is Taiping's bodyguard, Ruoxi, Wan'er wait, Han'er, you come and wait for Ben Niangniang!"
"Understood, haha! Let's go to the sea to see the stars, it will be dark in another hour, we can just enjoy the feeling of watching the stars on the sea! Zheng'er, Lie'er, our binoculars are currently the most advanced, you can play as you like!" Xiao Han reminded them.
Princess Taiping was even happier and reminded them: "The beauty should also take care of it, Yuyi, you can play casually, Lan'er, don't go too far, you girl, go!" After speaking, she had already taken the lead in taking a cruise under Lin Xuemei's waiting.
On the cruise, it was another scene, the beauties on the ship, all of them were like flowers, and when they came, the leading beauty smiled: "Mr. Han, you finally remembered us, ouch, there are two more little brothers, both super handsome and chic, I like it!"
After speaking, she had already kissed Ying Zheng and Han Xinglie on the faces!
Then, the dozen or so young girls of Yingying Yanyan came over to surround them!
Both of them were stunned, and their faces turned white with fright: What is the situation? Could it be that they are not the women of the ancestors? Is this possible?
"Hehe, you can play as you like, the scale, you have to control it yourself! By the way, you will also have to pay the price! However, we will pay all the expenses, haha! By the way, there is also gambling, you two boys have to be often! Ah Chun, you teach them! Haha, my brother and I will not teach you this! Brother Yu, do you want to gamble a few times?"
Princess Taiping has already held Xiao Han and taken the lead to the gaming table!
Seeing them coming, everyone quieted down, and said flatteringly: "Mr. Gambler, tonight, how are you going to play?
"Hehe, I'm not interested! Today, let's watch these two boys play, you can kill them as you like! Don't worry, there are chips, haha!" After Xiao Han finished speaking, he asked the waiter to take the chips first.
Then, seeing that Ying Zheng and Han Xinglie were still out of state, they smiled: "Play? understand? Don't say that you haven't even gambled! Ah Chun, teach them well!"
"Boss, didn't you mean our private cruise ship, why are there so many people?" Han Xinglie had an idea and asked about the situation first.
Princess Taiping smiled: "Haha, you kid still has a brain, and it is important to know that it is important to familiarize yourself with the situation first, very good! Hehe, Zheng'er, learn from Lie'er! Okay, private cruise ships are the most refreshing, you can play anything! Yuyi, you girl should save a little!"
"Understood, Ancestor rest assured!" Princess Yuyi smiled.
Those beauties listened to their conversation, and they were not surprised, as if they had already understood everything!
Because, their cruise ships are the most luxurious, and the people who come up are all strange and commonplace, but they feel that it is not the "first" cruise ship if it is not.
The experience here is truly first-class, even world-class, more luxurious than the President of the United States' private cruise!
As for the shows, it's even crazier, everyone has it, even basketball stars and football stars often come, no matter eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling!
However, you must not be rude to your owner, otherwise, anyone may be thrown into the sea to feed the sharks!
Because, there have been many people who have seen the beautiful, atmospheric, and noble Princess Taiping, Lin Xuemei and others, and many people want to do something, but they are basically thrown into the sea by Xiaohan!
Of course, when they were on the verge of death, Xiao Han would put the rope to save them, but the first thing he did when he came up was to kowtow to Princess Taiping and admit his mistake!
Even those heavyweight fighters are no exception!
There was once a kid who got the gold belt of the boxing champion on their private cruise ship, he didn't understand the rules, he thought he could play casually, and as soon as he touched Lin Xuemei's shoulder, he was put to the ground by her, and then thrown into the deep sea!
And that kid was also unlucky, he actually met a shark, and then, it became a shark's delicacy!