Chapter 4 Brother Yu, Please Smoke!【Collect】

"The Living...... Living...... Yes, why do you have to be human? Immortals, there are all kinds of spirits!" Yu Huifei suddenly got up and looked directly at the two pine trees!

But his gaze quickly followed the pine tree and landed on the tank buried in the ground.

Yu Huifei ran over without saying a word, and looked directly on the edge of the water tank to look inside, where the two palm-sized carps were drinking water with their big mouths open. Seeing Yu Huifei coming, the old god flicked his tail and was not afraid at all......

Yu Huifei suddenly smiled: "It is worthy of coming down from the sky, it is a stable force, and he is not afraid of people at all!"

Yu Huifei thought of this, sat cross-legged on the edge of the tank, and handed a cigarette to the carp: "Brother, you also saw the handover between me and Lu Pressure that old bastard just now." Don't talk about anything else, my brother is a newcomer, so you can take care of it more in the future. ”

However, the fish did not take the cigarette, but stared at him with a pair of big eyes, and the boss with his mouth open, poked into the water, opening and closing as if he was saying something, as if he was just inhaling air and playing......

Yu Huifei was also excited, and patted his head and said, "Understood!"

Then Yu Huifei inserted the lit cigarette directly into the carp's mouth, and then, a magical scene happened.

Instead of being frightened and running away, the carp smoked a cigarette.

Yu Huifei laughed and said, "It turns out that my brother is good for this? I heard that all of you people in heaven want incense to worship." I don't have any incense, so let's use cigarettes to bring incense!"

After speaking, Yu Huifei took out three cigarettes, inserted them side by side on the edge of the fish tank, lit them, and said to the carp: "Brother, tomorrow buddy will have a catastrophe, and please help." ”

The carp continued to smoke without saying a word.

Yu Huifei said that this fish is too arrogant, right?

I smoked cigarettes, incense was on, and I didn't say a word until now.

Yu Huifei tilted his head and looked at the carp and said, "Brother, you know best what position I have now." In the future, I will be the boss in our labor reform bureau. Wouldn't it be beautiful if you helped me get through this catastrophe, and I helped you reduce your sentence, so let's help each other?"

The carp cooed and continued to smoke......

Yu Huifei saw that the fish oil and salt did not enter, and was anxious: "You have something to say!"

Goo Goo ......

Yu Huifei couldn't help but scratch his scalp and said, "Okay, the cigarettes are all smoked, what kind of fish are you pretending?" ”

Goo Goo ......

Even if Yu Huifei had a good temper, he also exploded at this moment, threw the cigarette butt in his mouth, and scolded: "Hey...... You white-eyed wolf, smoke my cigarettes, live in my land, let you do a job, and you still pretend to me?

Okay, you are ruthless, you wait for me, and I will give you an increase in punishment when I turn around!

You're going to stay here for the rest of your life!"

said fiercely, but Yu Huifei was panicked in his heart, after all, the loan shark will come tomorrow!

Although Yu Huifei seems to be a very honest person, there is a ruthless blood flowing in his bones. The shop is next, so he doesn't plan to hide from this loan shark......

Because Yu Huifei knows very well that now he is tied to the store, and he can't hide.

Since you can't hide, let's face it.

Yu Huifei took out the rolling pin, although the power was average, but it was barely a good guy.

Then Yu Huifei found another bag, dug some stones on the ground and stuffed them in, tied them into the bag with a rope, and then took a wheel, which was much more convenient than a rolling pin.

However, Yu Huifei was still not at ease, he remembered that there was a car repairer on Xiulin Street next to the ninth floor, and he decided to go there to find an artifact and come to the townhouse.

This night, Yu Huifei slept very soundly with a rolling pin......

This is Yu Huifei, either you don't want to, you will do it when you think of it, and you will not be afraid or regret it if you decide.

After one night, at dawn the next day, Yu Huifei did not stay in the store, but pushed open the door and ran out, and went to the door of the store, squatting on the curb of the pedestrian street to smoke.

While looking at the beautiful women passing by, I glanced at the situation on the street from time to time.

Outside the gate of the courtyard, there is a small river, and a stone arch bridge is erected on the river, and opposite is the most prosperous commercial street in the village, Xiulin Street.

The houses on both sides of Xiulin Street are imitation of Jiangnan blue-tiled and white-walled buildings, coupled with some small scenic spots around the area developed by Boss Li, which has really brought a lot of benefits to the villagers here. Especially after the beginning of winter, the heavy snow falls on the cornice, and the red lanterns are unique, attracting many tourists.

As a result, the lives of the villagers have been greatly improved......

Standing at the gate of the courtyard, you can have an unobstructed view of Xiulin Street, an absolute feng shui treasure!

Looking at the people coming and going on the commercial street, and then looking at his deserted cemetery, Yu Huifei sighed, no matter how good the location is, it is to guard the cemetery after all. Even if it is a local, it is at most to go to the bridge.

Outsiders are far away......

At eight o'clock, the small shop on the side of the road that repaired cars and repaired locks opened, and the old man was dressed in green cloth and sat there playing with his mobile phone.

This old man Yu Hui has never seen him, but seeing the way he greets everyone along the way, it is obvious that he has been here for a while.

Yu Huifei didn't move, and continued to squat there and smoke.

At nine o'clock, Yu Huifei finally moved, stood there, and scolded with a deep face: "My legs are numb......"

At half-past nine, there was an extra group of people on the road.

These people's heads are colorful, dyed like blue miscellaneous chickens, and one by one they walk very fast, their chins are raised, and they almost gouge out their eyes and insert them in their heads. In short, they showed a very fierce appearance, and they came to the door of the ninth floor one by one, lined up.

One of them, a flat-headed middle-aged man in a Mao suit, walked in front of them with his hands behind his back, looked up at the sign on the ninth floor, and said disdainfully: "The ninth floor?"

Yu Huifei knew that the person he was waiting for was coming.

Yu Huifei immediately got up, ran to the side of the old man who repaired the car, and said in a low voice: "Old man, do you have a chain?"

As soon as the old man lowered his head, his glasses hung down to his nose, and he raised his eyebrows and said, "Dry frame?"

Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment, rubbed his face and said, "Do I look like a bad person?"

The old man sneered: "Your uncle, I haven't seen any storms, you kid still want to lie to me?"

Speaking of this, the old man lowered his voice and said: "I have a unique weapon, you will either give you a twenty-percent discount." ”

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, feeling that he had met an old hooligan leader!

Yu Huifei coughed dryly and said: "Uncle, you think too much, I just buy a lock and lock the car." ”

The old man looked at Yu Huifei with disdain and said, "Okay, one hundred and handful." ”

After speaking, the old man handed over a lock to Yu Huifei.

Yu Huifei picked it up and looked at it, the lock was as thin as a shoelace, and shouted: "This broken lock costs a hundred?"

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