Chapter 1: A Boy Who Ran the Tricks
Zeng Xiaoyu had just woken up from his blind state, and immediately saw a small sole of a shoe stepping down on his face.
The lines on the soles of the shoes were clearly visible, followed by a white gauze skirt, which was overwhelming, falling down on Zeng Xiaoyu's face.
Unable to complain, or to make any resistance, Zeng Xiaoyu could only quickly close his eyes and let the sole of the shoe fall from above.
"Snap", the pink embroidered shoe accurately stepped on Zeng Xiaoyu's nose, stepping on him until his nostrils were bleeding and tears flowed.
"Dizzy! Even pretending to be a dead body is so uneasy to die!
Why did you choose to retreat when you could block an attack with a sword?
Alas, I really fulfilled the old saying: If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates!"
Zeng Xiaoyu cried bitterly and cursed in his heart.
Fortunately, after the owner of the embroidered shoe stepped on Zeng Xiaoyu's nose, he seemed to notice something, and hurriedly moved away, so that Zeng Xiaoyu was able to temporarily get out of the darkness.
When I opened my eyes, I saw the beautiful woman in palace clothes with a hot figure above exclaiming: "Look at me!
Under the protection of the two guards of the acquired eightfold master, he held a bright long sword, pulled a sword flower, and pounced on a one-eyed wolf the size of a calf in front of him.
"Big chest and no brains! Let's fight, what slogans do you shout! This is not filming! If shouting slogans can kill the wolf king, what do you need martial arts for?"
Zeng Xiaoyu was lying on the ground unable to move, and could only secretly slander himself.
This girl's martial arts are not weak, and she has the strength of the acquired sixfold.
It is estimated that because of the lack of life and death experience, he seems a little restrained when facing this one-eyed wolf who only has four acquired ones.
Ten percent of the strength is only five or six percent at most.
Fortunately, there were two masters of the acquired eightfold next to him.
Once the girl is in danger, they will not hesitate to intervene to save the girl from danger.
The girl was able to fight the one-eyed wolf with great joy.
But this is bitter Zeng Xiaoyu, he just now in order to lure this one-eyed wolf to appear, when he was shuttling in the jungle, he was stung by a poisonous bee, causing him to be paralyzed and lying on the ground unable to move for a while.
This is a line of sky, the space is small, and the girl will retreat when she fights.
unconsciously stepped on Zeng Xiaoyu's face or body, making Zeng Xiaoyu, who was unable to move, miserable.
Just when the palace beauty was fighting with the one-eyed wolf, Zeng Xiaoyu suddenly felt something strange in his chest.
When I looked down, I saw a big cyan insect crawling from the grass to Zeng Xiaoyu's chest at some point, and it was crawling along his neck and quickly crawling towards his face.
At the same time, a golden toad covered in nausea bumps also followed closely behind the big green worm and pursued it.
The big green worm was shining with blue light, and the golden toad's body was shining with brilliant golden light, which looked very magical.
It's just that the people in front of them were busy dealing with the one-eyed wolf, and they didn't notice the abnormality on Zeng Xiaoyu's side.
The big green worm was anxious to find a place to hide, and when he saw two holes with black hair in front of him, he began to crawl towards those two holes.
And the golden toad was ready to attack, prostrate on Zeng Xiaoyu's chest, and his jaw bulged one by one, ready to give the big green worm a fatal blow.
"Don't!"
Seeing the big green worm crawling towards his face, Zeng Xiaoyu's eyes widened and his face showed fear.
If it weren't for the paralysis of his whole body and his inability to move, he would have gotten up and run away without a trace.
At this moment, Zeng Xiaoyu could only close his mouth and try his best to turn his face away to prevent the big green worm from approaching his nostrils.
Just when Zeng Xiaoyu tried his best to resist, Zeng Xiaoyu suddenly felt a pain in his abdomen, and a pink embroidered shoe stepped on his stomach accurately again.
"Ahh
When the sharp pain came, Zeng Xiaoyu couldn't help but open his mouth and cry out in pain.
Just as he opened his mouth, the big green worm that had climbed to the tip of his chin immediately changed direction, slipped into Zeng Xiaoyu's mouth with a thud.
And the golden toad saw that the big green worm got into Zeng Xiaoyu's mouth, and it also flicked up and fell into Zeng Xiaoyu's mouth accurately.
"Woo woo woo~"
The mouth was blocked by two things, and I couldn't spit it out, and my body couldn't move.
Zeng Xiaoyu was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't say what he was suffering from.
What made Zeng Xiaoyu even more frightened was that the two insects in his mouth chased and fled, followed Zeng Xiaoyu's esophagus, and quickly burrowed into his stomach!
Zeng Xiaoyu was so frightened that he just wanted to ask for help, when another pink embroidered shoe suddenly clicked on his chin without warning, dislocating his chin.
The two embroidered shoes left with a gust of fragrant wind, leaving Zeng Xiaoyu with a loveless face, his mouth wide open, his eyes blank, and he looked at the sky speechlessly.
The white clouds in the sky turned into ten thousand horses and rushed over Zeng Xiaoyu's head.
......
It's strange to say, since that worm and toad got into Zeng Xiaoyu's stomach.
Zeng Xiaoyu felt a slight heat in his abdomen, and two streams of heat flowed through Zeng Xiaoyu's whole body along the tiny tendons.
is constantly transforming Zeng Xiaoyu's body, so that Zeng Xiaoyu's body is undergoing an incredible change.
Under the action of the two air currents, Zeng Xiaoyu felt that his body was sometimes as heavy as a mountain, and sometimes as light as a feather.
Sometimes it's like falling into an ice cellar, sometimes it's like sitting on a volcano.
Sometimes it's tight, sometimes it's soothing.
Sometimes it hurts like an ant, and sometimes it feels like a hot spring.
Countless sensations kept alternating on Zeng Xiaoyu's body.
tossed Zeng Xiaoyu, the master, to death, and the expression on his face was also uncertain.
Gradually, with the drastic changes in his body, the paralysis on Zeng Xiaoyu's body was gradually lifted, and he slowly regained control of his body.
"That's it!"
About half an hour later, a loud bang accompanied by countless smoke and dust rising, and the one-eyed wolf was finally dealt with by the girl.
The corpse fell to the ground with a bang, and his eyes were full of extreme unwillingness and grievance.
The girl put the sword back into its scabbard at her waist, clapped her hands, and gazed with satisfaction at the one-eyed wolf corpse on the ground.
"Miss has good skills, it only took more than an hour to kill a fourth-order wolf king!"
"Miss's Wind Sword Technique has grown more and more recently, and in less than half a year, it will definitely be able to go further and enter the fourth realm!"
The two masters of the acquired eightfold beside the girl began to compliment the girl.
Hearing this, the girl smiled, and her smile was like a flower.
"Gott~"
At this time, an untimely retching sound came.
Zeng Xiaoyu suddenly sat up from the ground, straightened his dislocated chin, and then opened his mouth to the ground and vomited.
But those two things had turned into heat currents and were absorbed by Zeng Xiaoyu.
No matter how Zeng Xiaoyu vomited, he only spit out a trace of bitter bile, but he didn't even vomit out anything.
There was no way, in the morning, in order to catch up with this little aunt's field, Zeng Xiaoyu didn't even eat breakfast, so he followed them to the mountain.
The purpose is just to cooperate with this little aunt and grandmother to lure out the one-eyed wolf king hidden in the mountains.
In the end, Zeng Xiaoyu successfully lured out the wolf king, but because of an accident, he was stung by a poisonous hemp bee, resulting in numbness, unable to move, and unable to escape the scene in time.
So Zeng Xiaoyu could only lie on the ground and pretend to be a dead body.
However, in the business of pretending to be a dead body, Zeng Xiaoyu is quite professional.
Zeng Xiaoyu's previous life was a trotter in a film and television city.
relied on acting as a group of dead corpses to make ends meet.
Because of an accident, Zeng Xiaoyu crossed into this world and became an ordinary child of Zengjiabao in Huangqi County, Xianxia World.
Counting the time, it has been fifteen years since Zeng Xiaoyu came to this world.
He is fifteen years old this year, but he only has the strength of the acquired triple.
Because his qualifications are too poor and his strength is low, he is not valued in the family and cannot obtain enough cultivation resources from the family.
Therefore, Zeng Xiaoyu can only join some hunting squads, and do chores in the team, acting as cannon fodder and bait.
Earn some small money and buy some things you need for cultivation.
A traverser can have no protagonist aura, no golden finger, no awesome system, no anti-heaven exercises or lofty magic weapons.
This kind of treatment makes Zeng Xiaoyu feel the urge to vomit blood every time he thinks about it.
After vomiting for a while, seeing that he couldn't spit out the toad and the green worm, Zeng Xiaoyu could only sit on the ground depressed and gasp for breath.
"Are you alright?"
At this time, the girl paid attention to Zeng Xiaoyu.
The face is quite delicate, but the body is too thin and the strength is too low, and there will be no future in the future.
This is the first impression Zeng Xiaoyu left on others.
Zeng Xiaoyu looked up at the palace girl in front of him.
He has fair skin, delicate facial features, and silky black hair.
A long white dress set off her beautifully, and a pair of pink embroidered shoes loomed under the skirt.
Although he is not very old, his graceful figure has been initially revealed, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a national color and fragrance.
"It's a pity that under the beautiful appearance, there is an IQ that is inversely proportional to the appearance!"
Zeng Xiaoyu's heart secretly slandered.
This girl is Lin Tianjiao, the daughter of the head of the Lin family in Huangqi County.
The Lin family is the largest family in Huangqi County.
The head of the family, Lin Luo, is now the county magistrate of Huangqi County.
The Lin family is powerful in Huangqi County, and no one dares to mess with it.
And this girl is a stupid person with a lot of money and a generous hand.
Seeing the girl's beautiful big eyes staring at him, like two big stars in the sky, blinking and blinking, very charming, Zeng Xiaoyu hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's okay, I can't die!"
Zeng Xiaoyu said, and stood up from the ground, holding his head high, looking hard.
However, the appearance of his blue nose and swollen face made him look a little funny.
No way, in order to live, even if she was kicked a few times on her body and swallowed two things of unknown origin in her stomach.
Zeng Xiaoyu still had to pretend to be casual.
The purpose is just to make a good impression on this aunt and increase some employment opportunities for herself in the future.
However, at this time, Zeng Xiaoyu's heart was beating a drum: the worm and the toad that he swallowed just now, will they be poisonous? Why does his throat still feel itchy? There is a feeling of wanting to vomit.
pursed his lips, Zeng Xiaoyu finally resisted the urge to retch, and continued to pretend to be strong.
Lin Tianjiao saw Zeng Xiaoyu's appearance of a young man, smiled, and smiled like a delicate flower in spring, which made Zeng Xiaoyu slightly stunned.
"You've done a good job! Here's your salary for the day!"
Lin Tianjiao handed a piece of silver of five taels to Zeng Xiaoyu's hand, which made Zeng Xiaoyu smile.
You must know that Zeng Xiaoyu is usually tired and tired outside, and he can't earn ten cents a day.
What Zeng Xiaoyu didn't expect was that he was just a bait for a day, and he was able to get an honorarium of five taels of silver.
Sure enough, this Miss Lin is a silly white sweet!
It's so much better to follow her than to follow other customers!
"Thank you, Miss Lin!"
Zeng Xiaoyu smiled and took the silver handed over by Lin Tianjiao.
"Okay, it's been a long time since we came out today, let's go back. ”
Lin Tianjiao saw Zeng Xiaoyu accept the silver, and said with a relaxed expression.
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