Chapter 427: The Earth Pit Man Trio
"Sit down!" Hera glanced at Zeus.
Zeus wiped his nose in embarrassment, and then sat down as well, but he always felt that he was a bit ashamed to sit in Maza.
The king of the gods has sat down, and so have the others.
It's just that Apollo and the others don't have so many ideas, they do it naturally, and they have a good chat.
Yu Hui greeted them one by one, and there was a knock on the door again.
Yu Huifei hurried over and closed the door......
Seeing this, whether it was Wang Ziqiao or the guests present, they all knew that this was not a closed door, but another man of God was coming.
So one by one, they all craned their necks and looked at ......
The door opened, and the wind was gusting behind it.
Following a team of Yin soldiers to open the way, a huge sedan chair was carried in behind.
I only heard a little ghost shouting at the top of his voice: "Emperor Xudu, with the ghost kings of the six directions of the underworld, the ten halls of Yama, and the ten ghost handsome, I wish Lord Yu Huifei and his wife a happy marriage, forever married, and give birth to a noble son early!"
This was nothing, but Yu Huifei always felt that a group of guys who pulled people to reincarnate shouted something auspicious, giving birth to a noble son or something, which was extremely disobedient.
However, Yu Huifei was still the first to rush up, but the first one to rush over was the wheel king Yishui who rode the white rabbit.
As soon as this girl met, she shouted with this big tongue: "Congratulations, the rest of the stolen goods, is there anything to do?"
Yu Huifei knew that this was a snack, so he quickly arranged for someone to get her some snacks in the world.
The rest of the people who walked out of the Ten Halls of Yama one after another, as for the Ten Ghost Shuai, they had already come over to do errands, so they didn't come out of the door. However, the remaining judges, the exiled Ghost Emperor and the never-before-seen Emperor Xudu walked in.
These people have an extraordinary temperament, but their expressions are extremely kind, and they greet Yu Huifei one after another, and send various prefecture specialties and valuable gifts.
Yu Huifei thanked them one by one.
Then the people couldn't laugh because they had nowhere to sit.
There was no way, Yu Huifei had to find some Mazha and small stools for them again.
As a result, these underworld yin gods sat on the side a little depressed, but when they saw the Olympian gods sitting opposite, their mood was obviously much better. After seeing Zeus's mournful eyes again, everyone was even happier......
I was seated here, and there was another knock on the door.
Those who had not yet recovered from the arrival of Emperor Xudu and the others stretched their necks to look at the gate again, and said in their hearts: "I, Cao, what else?"
The parents of the Yu family and the Liu family, who were originally a little apprehensive, gradually settled down and accepted this matter after receiving two groups of gods.
At the same time, looking at the gods sitting below, as well as the eyes of relatives and friends around them, it was extremely proud and happy, they felt that today they had finished the awesome in this life, and it was worth it!
Those reporters were also dumbfounded, and the cameras and video recorders in their hands forgot to turn, and their eyes were a little dazed.
It was originally a casual shot, but it turned out to be such a big news, and my brain is still buzzing.
When I opened the door again, it turned out to be a Foshan outside!
It's just that this Foshan is very peculiar, it is actually floating on the sea of blood, the Buddha light is shining above, and the evil ghosts are floating below!
Everyone has a feeling that if this Foshan is not there, the evil ghost will definitely go to the sea to forage for food, which will bring disaster to the world.
"Amitabha!"
A Buddha horn sounded, and a Buddha walked down from the mountain, stood at the door, and looked at Yu Huifei with a gentle face: "Poor monk Dizang, I have seen Yu ......"
Boom!
Yu Huifei raised his hand and was furious: "What are you pretending? I really think I can't recognize you? ”
Everyone was directly dumbfounded, that is the Bodhisattva of the King of Jizo, this guy dares to knock on someone's bald head?
This is the old birthday star eating arsenic, looking for death!
However, what made everyone even more dumbfounded was that Jizo Bodhisattva looked at Yu Huifei with teary eyes: "You...... Is it okay to save some face? Anyway, I'm a lot older now. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and help, don't you see that the family is so busy?" Yu Huifei pulled him in.
The place was hidden in the door, and his body shrank, turning into a little monk, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes like a porcelain doll, and everyone loved it.
Xiao Jizo pouted and snorted, "If he has a happy event for our family, I will ignore you." ”
Then the little guy went to help......
The crowd was speechless for a while......
But when I heard these words in the ears of some people, I was shocked!
King Jizo Bodhisattva calls this place home!
The door was closed when it rang again.
Yu Huifei opened the door again, only to see a rabbit standing at the door, picking his teeth with a toothpick, and casually throwing the toothpick to Yu Huifei and said, "Congratulations, you gave birth to a noble son early." ”
Yu Huifei took it casually and looked at it, and was immediately startled, only to see that the toothpick read: "Dinghai God Needle!"
Yu Huifei exclaimed: "Rabbit, this ...... It won't be ......"
The rabbit looked back and grinned, "It's not the monkey's one, I've pulled out another one." This thing is a ruler for measuring the sea, and Dayu made a lot of it when he controlled the water. ”
Yu Huifei was just about to put it away, when he saw a monkey rushing in with a somersault cloud, and the rabbit ran away!
Sun Wukong scolded: "Dead rabbit, return me the golden hoop stick!"
Then Yu Huifei saw that the monkey was chasing the rabbit and disappeared......
Yu Huifei looked at the golden hoop stick in his hand, and didn't know for a while whether to put it away or return it......
"Take it, it's not a good baby. With Sun Wukong's current strength, he has long been useless, he also saw it just now, and he didn't want to go back, which means that he was too lazy to ask for it. But for you, he can still use it, and it can be regarded as waste utilization. Jiang Li came to Yu Huifei's side, glanced at the golden hoop stick, shook his head and left.
Originally, Yu Huifei felt that the golden hoop stick was very happy in his hand, but after hearing this, he suddenly felt that the golden hoop stick was not so fragrant.
Before he could close the door, he heard someone shouting: "Director Yu, don't close the door yet!"
Yu Huifei looked at it, and was immediately happy, only to see the zodiac riding the zodiac dragon fat, and there was a bulging rabbit sitting on the tail, obviously, this is the real zodiac rabbit.
After a group of guys rushed over, they directly threw a lot of things to Yu Huifei, and Yu Huifei didn't know it, but he knew that these things didn't look so jewelish, but they were definitely not ordinary.
Especially the porcelain bottle that the zodiac dragon gave him, when he opened it, the aura was compelling, and it was obviously the best elixir!
He carefully put it away, and this time he was ready to close the door.
As a result, I heard someone shouting, "Wait a minute!"
Yu Huifei looked and saw the mourning star Zhang Guifang coming, he stood still from a distance, threw over a bag of things and said: "The peaches that the birthday star wants, eat them for your family, and prolong your life." ”
As a result, Yu Hui didn't answer, but rushed over directly and gave Zhang Guifang a big hug.
This made Zhang Guifang, who originally wanted to keep his distance, stunned for a moment, and then said with a wry smile: "On your big day, it's not good to walk with me like this, right?"
Yu Huifei said with a smile: "It's a big deal to let my wife give me a punch, how can it be important to meet my brother once I die, haha......"
Zhang Guifang also smiled.
Ding-ding-dong......
A pleasant fairy music sounded.
Then I heard a person shouting: "Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Nature is wonderful, Miluo to the true Jade Emperor God with the Queen Mother, Princess Weaver Girl, and Cowherd, I have come to wish Director Yu Huifei and Fairy Liu Xin a happy wedding!"
Rumble!
After a sound, the void shook, and a team of centaurs appeared out of thin air, shining with golden light, shining on the sky!
Kowloon pulls the car, the phoenix and Ming!
The heavenly soldiers open the way, and the fairies scatter flowers!
That battle directly made the people present petrified in place.
Not to mention them, even those who watched the live video were dumbfounded.
As for the British prince Joe, he was also stunned, and muttered in his mouth: "You don't lose unjustly, you don't ...... wrong."
On the ninth floor, when the Jade Emperor and others walked into the ninth floor.
The real dragon and the real phoenix rushed directly into the sky, and the dragon and phoenix danced together, turning into a huge auspicious character, and the scene crushed all the ceremonial flowers!
followed Tai Bai Xing and shouted: "The Jade Emperor has a will, Yu Huifei has merit in saving the mortal world, reward 10,000 catties of jade liquid, reward three peaches, reward 100 fairy clothes, and reward the whole family to ascend to immortals!"
Hearing the rewards in front of them, they were more terrifying than the other, and each one was more eye-popping.
When they heard the last sentence of the whole family's ascension to immortality, people's jaws were about to fall to the ground in shock!
The whole family ascends to immortality, what is this concept?
In an instant, countless pairs of envious eyes fell on the Liu family and the Yu family.
It's even more frying on the Internet, some are envious, some are jealous, anyway, it's all of a sudden.
But what shocked everyone even more was that after the Jade Emperor came, he looked around and asked, "Don't you need me to burn the fire?"
Hearing this, Zeuston, sitting on the little pony, felt that his treatment seemed to be good!
So much so that the waist he was sitting there was much straighter.
Yu Huifei smiled bitterly: "Don't make this joke when you keep up, you ...... Or...... That ......"
The Jade Emperor smiled: "Okay, follow the customs, let's also take Maza." ”
Then all the gods and goddesses also sat down one after another.
At this time, Yu Huifei looked back and looked at these immortals and gods sitting at his wedding scene, and he felt a little embarrassed.
However, he also has his own reasons, who let them not say it in advance, do not blame him for not being prepared.
After comforting himself, a swishing voice sounded: "Beloved, long time no see!"
Yu Huifei's heart trembled, and when he looked back, he saw the old Zhang Tou at the door, and suddenly ripped off a human mask, and it was Lu Press!
Yu Huifei exclaimed, "I, Cao, didn't you go to Heaven?"
Lu Jian snorted: "What are you doing in Heavenly Court? Heavenly Court is not funny with people in the world, the people above have too few ideas, and the people below will surprise you from time to time." ”
Yu Huifei said: "That old Zhangtou?"
Lu Jian said: "The ...... of the change in the doppelganger technique If I hadn't worried about you, I wouldn't have bothered to do this. ”
Yu Huifei was dumbfounded......
Welcome Lu Pressure to the ninth floor and sit down directly.
In this regard, everyone has no opinion, after all, one day is a teacher and a father for life, and when it comes to marriage, of course, parents have to sit upright.
Lu Jian sat down, and heard the neighing of a war horse, followed by a man riding a silver war horse and rushing into the gate, pulling the reins, the war horse was across in front of everyone, it was Yu Huifei's other master - Nan Wuxin arrived!
Yu Huifei hurriedly stepped forward to salute his disciples, and Nan Wuxian waved his big hand and said, "No need to be polite......"
Nan Wuxin jumped off the horse, glanced at Liu Xin, sighed, and then looked at Yu Huifei and said, "After getting married, I'll take you to retreat." If you don't break through Da Luo Jinxian, you won't be allowed to go home!"
"Don't you?" asked Yu Huifei bitterly.
Nan Wuxin snorted coldly, which could not be refuted.
At this time, Meng Po came over: "Okay, today's day of Xiaoyu's great joy, you can say a few words." ”
Minami nodded innocently and walked to his seat.
I sat down and the door closed, only to hear the door again.
People only feel a tingling scalp, and every time they open the door, a legendary existence comes in, and this time, who is it?
The gate opened, and there were no immortals, but the familiar Xiulin Street.
There were two people standing at the gate, a man and a woman, the man with gold-rimmed glasses and a sour face;
The woman raised her head proudly, looking disdainful of talking to you.
The two of them were holding a Wang Ba in their hands, and one was pulling a leg.
Take a closer look, there is a stone tablet on the lid of the king's eight, and there is a word on it - Baxia!
The two of them are arrogant, jealous, and I don't know why I'm still alive!
Yu Huifei was stunned and said, "The overlord is not dead?"
The tyrant snorted: "It's dead, but because I'm lazy, there's still a lot of laziness left." As soon as the main body died, the remaining laziness gathered together, and I took the opportunity to resurrect again, which is strength...... Ay...... It's hard to put into words. ”
Yu Huifei immediately took out the pill that the Zodiac Dragon gave him before, poured out a pill and handed it over: "Eat it." ”
Baxia took a look at it and ate it politely.
Then his body began to grow larger, bigger and bigger, and finally turned into the size of a house, and with a low roar, the light of laziness erupted, and then turned into a lazy, bald middle-aged man.
Yu Huifei smiled: "Don't look at it, come in." ”
At this point, Baxia, Doomy, and Arrogance also joined the wedding.
With the sound of firecrackers, the dragon and phoenix and the harmony, the Heaven and Earth Dao Monarch Lu Jian is the officiant, the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Three Realms, is the witness, and the Olympus God King and the God Queen are sitting on the side, and there is a bald Bodhisattva washing dishes below......
Maybe Yu Huifei's wedding is not the most extravagant, but when it comes to the quality of the guests, looking at the Three Realms is also the number one.
Yu Huifei was happy, he was smirking while drinking, and he didn't know how much he drank......
When he staggered into the cave room and looked at the jade man on the bed, he opened his mouth and smiled: "Lady, I'm here......"
The next moment, however, the window was opened, and a firecracker was thrown in.
Crackling, crackling......
Yu Huifei pushed open the window and saw a small thing riding a big rabbit speeding away!
Yu Huifei couldn't help but roared: "Yishui, I taught you to make trouble in the cave room, not in my cave room!"
Rumble!
The fire is soaring, and the ninth floor goes directly to the sky!
Yu Huifei looked down and saw Aphrodite and Helstos waving to him.
Yu Huifei shouted: "You are revenge, naked revenge!"
At that moment, a huge dragon passed through the sky, and then the dragon crossed the sky, carrying the house straight into the sky, swimming in the clouds......
Behind her, Artemis, the goddess of the moon, turned around and waved her hand, and the moon in space magnified and became the most beautiful background.
The wind blows, bringing melodious music......
There are also flower petals flying in the wind.
Obviously, this is the band and fairy scattered flowers brought by the Jade Emperor!
Yu Huifei smiled and arched his hands around: "Thank you!"
On this day, the whole world was shaken.
This day is also known as the most solemn wedding since human civilization.
Yu Huifei was happy, very happy.
But there is someone who is not very happy, and that is the Jade Emperor!
"Paste!"
Yu Huifei slapped the table and laughed.
The rabbit and Jiang Li on the side frowned and scolded, "You are married to Zhao Gongming, right?"
"Phew! give money!" Yu Huifei smiled smugly.
The Jade Emperor looked at Yu Huifei with horizontal eyes and said: "I shouldn't have let you come up, tell me honestly, you three earthlings have teamed up to pit me, aren't you?
Three: "Hey, hey......"
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On the earth, an old man held a loudspeaker and shouted: "Come and see, come and see, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, the Seven Fairies, the Cowherd, Zeus, Hera and others have made small horses, and they are sold cheaply!"
End of book
PS: Hey, I've finished writing another book. Although the book did not produce any good work, and although many people advised me to be a eunuch, I was glad that I persevered and finished it normally. From the very beginning, my setting was a light-hearted story that wasn't too long. Well, now it seems that it really isn't long......
The new book has been opened, "I Played the Earth Wasted" is being updated, and it is another attempt...... On the way to the streets, move forward to death. I can't help it, I really don't want to write about one subject for the rest of my life, I just want to keep writing new content. Although it is risky, it is ...... Head iron!
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