Chapter 26 26
When the pee came back, the toad demon and others coaxed them to continue to fight, but the little mountain spirit refused to do it, and even the wine burps were less: "Bully my little one, isn't the toad demon unconvinced that the deer demon was singled out of the room?
The little demons are not afraid of getting drunk, but today Lu Bao has a lot of wine, and the toad demon will fight with him and only win, which is not very interesting, but he will not be provoked by the mountain spirit.
The little demon in the companion room chatted for a while, and then came over five steps to pull him back to Bending, and then started drinking again.
In his previous life, Lu Bao was really rarely drunk, but the amount of alcohol did not travel with him to the monster world, and the fruit wine brewed by the little demons was not beer, and after drinking it for a while, he was already drunk, with a big tongue, and he couldn't say anything clearly.
This night banquet was drunk until late at night, the little demon respects the demon Ding, the demon Ding respects the demon general, the demon will respect the demon king, and all kinds of mutual respect and wine, lively constantly, the drunk is not only Lu Bao, the frog demon in the little demon of Ben Ding has red eyes, and jumps on the snake tail behind the five steps; the five steps can not maintain the human form, revealing the true appearance, the verdant snake head leans on the case and sleeps soundly, being bullied by the frog demon, and there is no reaction at all; the bear demon Lux keeps hitting a big stone with his shoulder, which seems to be relieving the itch; the leopard demon brothers hug each other and tell each other the secrets that they don't know; the old plague vomits in a mess and is a mess; the badger demon Ah Tu holds a wine jar and only cares about silly music, and no one calls for itγ
It's rare to drink alcohol on weekdays, not only two or three money, but at this time, looking at it, peeing in the wind, going crazy, fighting each other, silly music, sleeping, turning into one, vomiting everything, and not only the little demon is like this, but most of the demons and demon generals are also drunk, revealing some crazy conditions.
After the group of demons drank all kinds of chaos, the half-drunk demon king filled the water B at first and looked happy, laughing happily, and then gradually felt bored, impatient, got up and waved his hand: "The children just play, this king will go back to the cave to rest first!"
There were only nearly a hundred monsters left in the field who could still stand up crookedly, all of them burping and shouting: "Congratulations to Grandpa Wang!"
The demon king left the scene surrounded by the demon queens, and the general Hei Niu also chose to go back to the cave after sitting for a while, and after a while, the three generals also went back to Lingtao Peak.
The second general, Lang Jun, was dissatisfied today, and had poured a lot of stuffy wine into a big bowl before, and now he was the biggest in the end, and there was no flattering demon to toast, and this weasel demon general was also very drunk.
To the side of the mountain stream released the urine bubble back, Lang Jun drunk eyes in the hazy patrol again, in front of a large number of monsters staggering around, a small number of still sober demons, today the big horn is blowing with the two demons bragging and blowing, from time to time to touch the wine bowl, laughing freely, the voice is high, and waving his arms, so eyesore, all the depression turned into anger for a while, and a wooden bowl on the case was smashed over.
"Bang!"
Although drunk, the demon general's head was kept good, the wooden bowl smashed on the back of the demon Ding's big horn, after the "ouch" cry, the big horn rolled over on its side, and when he shook his head to react, he supported the ground with one hand, touched the bag behind his head with the other, and scolded: "Which grandson beat me?"
A demon who was bragging with the big horn noticed the second general's movements, stretched out his leg and kicked him, and took the opportunity to reach out to help, and whispered something in his ear.
Dajiao looked over, and Lang Junshang opened him viciously.
Lang Jun's face was not good, the demon Ding Dajiao obediently closed his mouth, and stood up with difficulty with the help of his companions, and the little demon under his command didn't care, nor did he greet other demons, and staggered down the road alone.
Dajiao left the scene angrily, and the monsters who were still conscious looked at each other, they had seen Lang Jun shoot before, and they knew that the second general's wine had never been good, so they all began to stop the wine bowl and think about how to get out.
Two or three money and Lang Jun have not dealt with each other for many years, and they have been put on the surface, and now the general Hei Niu is not at the banquet, and he has no support for his family, and he is also a little weak-hearted, and he wants to go back, and he commanded the little demons in Dingli: "Master I will go down the mountain, you want to play for yourself, and you want ......to go back."
"Bang!"
Before he finished speaking, another wooden bowl was thrown over, and the speed was extremely fast, and the two or three coins could not be avoided, and it was accurately smashed on the back of the head.
The body of the second or third money is far from being as strong as the big horn of the bull demon who is also a demon, and after eating this, the body suddenly fell forward, overturned the case, and after getting up on the ground, he wiped it to the back of his head, and his hand was bright red, and it turned out that his scalp had been smashed.
The squirrel demon Ding was suddenly annoyed, he gritted his buckteeth and hated the weasel demon, but he didn't dare to really offend a demon general, but a deer demon behind him whispered "wow" and staggered towards the second general.
Lu Bao was very drunk today, and when he drank to the end, he didn't know anything, and the surrounding scenery was spinning all the time.
In various rotations, it seems that the second general threw out two wooden bowls in a row, the first smashed monster was unfamiliar, and the second knocked over the demon master in front of him.
If it was before the theft of the antler velvet, two or three coins were just the demon of the deer demon in charge, and he was afraid of it, and he might not have any good feelings, but when he lost the antler velvet, this squirrel demon was willing to take the initiative to lend a mature elixir, although it was more for the demon lord's own face, but it really helped Lu Bao tide over the difficulties, and he had written down this feeling.
Who is the one who hit two or three dollars? The stinky fart weasel demon who bit himself on the day the demon went up the mountain!
When you are drunk, your love is magnified tenfold on weekdays, and in the same way, your hatred is magnified tenfold! That's why some people will cry when they are drunk and hug their friends, and some people will scold and make a fuss when they are drunk.
Seeing that his beloved demon master was smashed to the ground by a bowl, and the poisoner was the second general who hated him very much, the new deer demon suddenly became drunk, and his blood was up, where could he remember the gap in the strength of the other party's realm, and he swooped out with meaningless notes that he didn't understand.
Ben Ding's other little demons, there are also those who have seen the second general overturn their own demon master, but like the little demon under the command of the bull demon Dajiao, the power of the demon general has penetrated into the demon's heart after all, or if there is dissatisfaction, in the end, he does not dare to be presumptuous, but it is better for the new deer demon to start a drunken madness and ignore anything.
smashed over two, Lang Jun was drunk or not awake, but his heart was much happier, he was happy, his personal demons and little demons were all drunk, this is in their own mountain field, only the second general was left on the banquet, and the rest were all below the demon Ding, they didn't think that anyone dared to come to be presumptuous, rest assured that they were ruthless, and the previous bowl was smashed in vain.
They didn't pay attention to the little deer demon who staggered three steps back and staggered back and forth.
Ersanqian saw the deer demon walking towards Lang Jun, but he didn't believe that the little demon dared to do anything to a demon general, his scalp was broken, and the scalper and Laifu were helping to see the injury on the back of his head, and he was still so annoyed that he had no time to pay attention to others.
The more annoyed the squirrel demon became, the more proud Lang Jun became.
When Lu Bao walked in front of Lang Jun, the demon general thought that the other party was here to toast, and waved his hand dissatisfiedly: "Little demon get out... Fuck off!"
Then, under the unbelievable gaze of many demons and little demons in Benshan, the deer demonized back to its original appearance, staggering and hitting the second general's chest with a deer head.
He didn't have antlers, but he was drunk and had a lot of strength, and he used a lot of strength this time.
If it weren't for being defenseless, if it wasn't for being so drunk, no matter how powerful Lu Bao was, he wouldn't be able to reach the second general, Lang Jun.
However, this scene really happened, right in front of the many drunk and undrunk monsters in Jingping Mountain.
was hit in the chest with a strong force, and the drunk Lang Jun also took two steps back from the stool, and naturally reacted, and hit the sika deer in front of him with a backhand.
The power of the demon general's blow is not at all something that a new demon with only one human head can resist, Lu Bao flew back dozens of meters away like a cloud, fell on the cliff with a "bang", and then slowly slid down due to gravity.
While still in the air, the deer demon had already passed out.
Xiaoshan Spirit, Qupan, Toad Demon, Blue Eye, Dog Treasure, Scalper, Lao Han, and Laifu stared in disbelief!
All the demons and little demons who were still awake to see this scene were all stunned and dumbfounded!
Two or three coins opened their mouths, but they didn't spit out a single note.
How is this going to end?
Except for the drunks who dreamed and talked to themselves, no one dared to open their mouths anymore, and everyone fell into silence.
"Hiccup!"
It's the sound of wine burping from the little demon in the room.
Lang Jun frowned and rubbed his chest, thinking about how to speak.
Lang Jun hadn't thought about it yet, he personally followed the demon Ding Donkey Demon Wangchuan to come back to his senses first: "Bold little demon, the children don't take it yet, drag it over and wait for the second general to fall?"
"Wait, the deer demon was drunk today, and he bumped into the second general if he didn't fit in with it, because I didn't discipline the two or three money, and I made amends to the general!"
was drunk by Wangchuan, two or three coins reacted, although the deer demon was in trouble, but it was for him, he couldn't let the second general fall, hurriedly knelt on the ground, and turned around and shouted: "Laifu, go and invite the general to come!"
Seeing that the bat demon fluttered its wings and hurriedly moved to the cave to rescue the soldiers, Wangchuan waved his hand and commanded the little demon: "Drag the deer demon over first!"
There were three little demons under his command who obeyed the order and ran towards the place where the deer demon fainted, and five or six demons came out to stop him at the same time: "Stop, can the demon Ding be sent to solve the case?"
Lang Jun squinted, these demons who came out to stop were all under the command of the general, and he smashed the big horn and two or three coins in two bowls, all of which belonged to the general, so some of the criminals were angry?
The three demon generals of Jingping Mountain, with the strongest general strength, have the most demons under their command, a total of nine, except for the big horn that went away and the drunk who did not react, the others have been listed, and at this time, all eyes are on the demon king directly under the jurisdiction of the demon king.
I'm in charge of judging the case, but I can't control the heads of the two demon generals anyway! The demon who broke the case stood up helplessly, hesitated and said to the mud: "When the king's grandfather and the general come out of the cave, I will deal with it, but... Okay?"
Lao Tzu was knocked out, and he didn't say a word! Lang Jun was annoyed, but when he saw that the demon Ding had sent another demon to the cave to invite the demon king, his eyes rolled, and he burped and rubbed his chest and fell to the ground.
After two or three breaths, the second general's snoring gradually sounded.
"The second general is drunk?"
"No, the second general was knocked unconscious by that bold deer demon!"