Chapter 202: Singing and sharpening swords after drinking

These two people were set up on chairs, pressed to death, unable to move at all, and it was casual to kill or chop.

Luo Chen looked at Xiong Mo with the eyes of a dead fish that looked at death as if he were at home, and then begged for mercy: "Old brother, can we give us a face! With so many brothers standing here today, we have to get into the guest and host intentions, right? You will tie me up with my junior brother here, which will make the two of us panic!"

Xiong Mo unhurriedly came out of two small funnels from the side, the pipes were thin, Luo Chen seemed to have guessed what was going to happen in the next moment, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"When you pulled your little sister and me to sprinkle dog food, you didn't beg for mercy like this? How can a manly man be afraid of life and death? Today you have to punish yourself with a jar of wine, otherwise this matter will not be settled. Xiong Mo was just about to insert the funnel into his mouth, when Luo Chen yelled excitedly:

"Don't mind, you have to do it to my junior brother first, you can't let me do it alone, can you?"

Ling Jisong said with a confused expression: "Senior brother, what does this matter to me? I'm just an innocent person, what about happiness?"

"You shut up Lao Tzu, there is no place for you to talk here, first drink half a jar for me. Boss Xiong, let the brothers all share the remaining half jar of wine, let's go one by one, wouldn't it be beautiful to set off the atmosphere?"

Luo Chen still wants to find a reason to excuse himself, look at Xiong Mo's posture, this is the rhythm of pouring himself to death! It is better to die than to live, the issue of face is not important, as the saying goes, those who know the times are handsome, let's do it once today.

Bai Fei stood on the wall stupidly, looking at all this with a smile, and didn't watch the farce of not asking for money, especially about Luo Chen's stupid boy. On weekdays, I see him pretending to be forced every day, what a heavenly reincarnation, I didn't expect it to be his turn today, and I feel comfortable in my heart.

Xiong Mo nodded and said: "Let your junior brother drink half an altar for you, I don't think there's anything wrong with this, don't think about letting your brothers eat for you in the remaining half of the altar, you want to eat farts every day? Just a dead scumbag like you, dare to ask who will block the wine for you? Drink you honestly, off our brothers, and then force you to pour a jar." ”

At this time, Luo Chen was completely speechless, and he didn't dare to say a word, for fear that something would happen again. This group of people is not joking, they are all straight intestines who say they will do it, let's let Ling Jisong take the blame, anyway, it's not the first time.

I saw Ling Jisong crying and crying: "Senior brother, you are bullying me, why is it always me who is injured?"

Luo Chen threw a sentence directly: "Eldest brother is like a father, what do you say?"

This sentence also choked Ling Jisong to death, and he couldn't speak for a long time after thinking about it, so he could only silently look at the mouthpiece of the funnel and stuff it into his mouth.

Xiong Mo picked up a jar of old wine again, and complained: "Is the phrase eldest brother like a father in the wrong place? I didn't expect you, who are usually sharp-toothed, to make such a low-level mistake of chewing words, which really shocked me." ”

Forehead...... It seems to have been used incorrectly, but it doesn't hurt, let this stupid boy block the wine for me first, and then carry out the next plan.

At this time, Luo Chen's head was spinning wildly, and countless ideas were emerging, basically none of them could work, especially bad luck, the road to heaven and earth! Could it be that God is jealous of talents? I, Luo Chen, am going to die in the Xiongji blacksmith shop today? I am not reconciled!

"Knock ......"

Ling Jisong was already dizzy from drinking, and he could faint anytime and anywhere.

He suddenly remembered that when he was a child, he was sick and drank medicine, and the taste and smell were too unpleasant, and he pinched his nose or found a funnel to pour it, which was also a lingering shadow for a lifetime. To give the simplest example, a small bowl of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water can make Ling Jisong sick to his stomach when he hears the name, how much sequelae does this have to be?

Unexpectedly, today's scene has reappeared, how did the big brother say that he had good drinking and entertainment become a living sin?

After rolling his eyes a few times, Xiong Mo removed the wine jar, and then pulled out the thin and long straw, Ling Jisong finally had a chance to breathe, and almost didn't spit it out.

Xiong Mo Liansheng praised: "Your junior brother can drink a lot, you can drink half a jar of wine, I, Xiong Mo, respect him as an iron-clad man." It's your turn next, little brother Luochen. ”

At this time, Luo Chen suddenly thought of an excellent plan, and he was really in a hurry! He smiled and said: "Boss Xiong, there is an unwritten rule that has been written since ancient times, but you have forgotten it." It doesn't matter if you drink flower wine or drink big wine, as long as a person is drunk, the brothers must accompany one of them, why are you still stunned here?

Now Xiong Mo suddenly brightened up, hehe smiled and picked up the wine glass on the wine table, filled the remaining half jar of wine one after another, and sang a song while pouring: "Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, it's the New Year." ”

Luo Chen replied with a tacit understanding: "It's the Spring Festival." ”

Except for Ling Jisong, everyone in the audience picked up the wine glass in their hands, first raised the wine glass to the sky, and shouted in unison: "Respect the sky!"

Then put the glass a foot above the ground, tilt the glass slightly to make sure that the wine inside does not spill a little, and then shout again: "Respectfully!"

In the end, the wine glass was aimed at Ling Jisong, and everyone had a bright smile on their faces.

One of the brothers who struck iron asked, "What's the name of this little brother?"

Before Luo Chen could open his mouth to explain, Ling Jisong took the lead and hurriedly replied: "My name is ...... Ling Jisong!"

He spoke intermittently and weakly, like an old man who was about to die. But now it seems to have improved a little, at least the face is ruddy, not like the miserable white just now, at first glance it really smells of zombies.

"Jing Ling Ji Song!"

Everyone slammed the wine glasses together, and the wine was sprinkled in the air, which looked very bold under the glow of the silver moon.

Luo Chen drank all the wine in the wine glass straightforwardly, let out a dry roar and shouted: "Singing and sharpening swords after drinking, happy revenge in dreams!

This sentence was learned when I watched "Little Li Flying Knife" when I was a child, and the first encounter between Ah Fei and Li Xunhuan is still vivid, and the beauty of childhood is really unforgettable. When I was a child, I longed to grow up, but I didn't expect to miss my childhood when I grew up, which is quite funny.

Just as Luo Chen was in reverie, a thin tube was inserted into his mouth, which frightened him and quickly came back to his senses and whispered.

Xiong Mo, who was standing next to him, opened another jar of old wine, his face was full of fat, and he showed a malicious smile: "I almost forgot about you, this time you want to hide from the world? What kind of crime is it for the brothers to drink and fool?"

Everyone brushed up and said, "It's a big crime!"

Xiong Mo raised his eyelids and asked, "What is the punishment for a major crime?"

"A jar of old wine!