Chapter 9: What's so funny

Thinking about an escape a year ago, Xiao Meow, a girl who can't tell the difference between east and west, north and south, chose the wrong direction and almost killed the two of them.

Since then, the old man has learned to be well-behaved, and when he encounters such a thing in the future, he always double-checks to ensure safety.

I didn't think that this time he was fortunate to have a thick skin and insisted.

Xiao Meow finally recovered a little when she heard this, looked at the old man, and was not so angry, and followed him to the mountain.

This side of the mountain is different from the one just now, the trees are very dense, and from a distance, the position of the mountain is densely covered with trees, and the stones on the surface are tightly blocked.

The location at the foot of the mountain is even more so, with dense and thick trees, undulating bushes, and rats, ants, insects and snakes coming and going in it from time to time, which adds a lot of difficulty to the climb.

It's not once or twice that Xiao Meow and Lin Bu have been running around and shuttling through such a dense forest, and they have a lot of experience.

I saw that Xiao Meow quickly took out a small yellowed cloth bag from his waist, and opened it carefully, revealing some medicinal powder with a strange smell inside.

Then he took out the two crumpled green fruits from his waist, pinched them cleanly, squeezed out a little juice, and used the juice to make the powder puree.

Then, one and a half, two people each smeared a thin layer on the outside of their clothes.

Walk slowly up the mountain.

Zhang Hu was closest to the position of the two, and he clearly saw the movements of the two, and couldn't help but smile bitterly.

He really underestimated these two beggars, he thought that it was a good errand to be caught, but who would have thought that they were two thorns, not to mention their quick movements, they were so well prepared, and at first glance, they were masters who had been immersed in them all year round.

"It looks like it's going to be a bit of a struggle to capture them today. He looked up at the dry leaves in front of him, which had been particularly slippery due to the abundant rain, and thought.

Looking back at the brothers who were still some distance away from him, Zhang Hu frowned, and rushed into it with resolute eyes.

"These two beggars are really powerful, it's been so long, and our boss hasn't caught up with him yet. Zhang Ting said with some admiration.

"It's powerful, but we can't destroy our own morale, grow others majestic, hurry up and chase it, the boss is alone, it's too dangerous." Another catcher named Wang Ming said.

"Good, good.

After a while, Zhou Yuan also chased after him with A, B, C, D, and Wu, but as soon as he came up, he couldn't help but curse: "What the hell is this place, damn old beggar." ”

Coming here, Zhou Yi and Zhou Jia almost died of exhaustion, saying that they didn't want to go up again.

Zhou Yi sat on the ground and said breathlessly: "Steward Zhou, we don't have to go in, with that Zhang Hu and his catchers, there must be no problem, you look at the high mountain and the road is slippery, if there is really something, it will be worth the loss." ”

"Yes, Steward Zhou, that old beggar is a small matter, but your old body is a big matter. Zhou Jia also echoed.

They thought like this, and Zhou Yuan didn't think so, but who asked him to accept Xiao Tao's silver this time.

He has lived for so many years and has long been familiar with the principles of "collecting money and eliminating disasters for people" and "keeping promises", but it is one thing to know and another thing to do.

It is obviously not worth it to take such a big risk for the sake of such a small amount of silver.

But he is scheming and cunning like a fox, and he has already smelled something unusual from this.

If this was counted in the past, the third aunt was deeply favored by the master, and if she wanted to do something, she had to weigh it, but now。。。。。。

A sad smile rose on Zhou Yuan's face.

ruthlessly said: "What so much nonsense, go up the mountain." ”

"Ah, do you want to go up?" Zhou Yi wailed and climbed up with his hands and feet.

Resigned to his fate, he walked into the dense forest, but as soon as he entered, he hadn't taken two steps, and with a "poof", he tripped over the rattan on the ground and fell out, and he was afraid of death and fished it to the side.

Coincidentally, Zhou Jia beside him was knocked to the ground, and there was a scream of "oops".

The slippery ground pushed the two of them out at least five or six paces before they collided with the protruding roots at the base of a large tree and stopped.

The family members behind him were stunned by this sudden situation for a moment, and then laughed.

"Laugh, laugh, what's so funny. Zhou Yuan cursed, and then kicked Zhou Yi fiercely: "There is not enough to succeed and more to lose." ”

It's just that this kick doesn't matter, it happened to kick Zhou Yi's most seriously injured left leg, only to see his face turn pale, snorted, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

When everyone saw this situation, where did they dare to laugh, and they rushed up, pinching the people in the pinch, checking the injuries.

The two beggars in front of him ran farther and farther, Zhou Yuan became anxious, and had no choice but to say, Zhou A and Zhou Bing, the two of you are responsible for bringing Zhou Yi back, and Zhou Ding and Zhou Wu will follow me up the mountain.

"Yes. Zhou Jia and Zhou Bing happily took the order, one raised their heads and the other raised their feet, lifted Zhou Yi and walked out of the forest.

Zhou Ding and Zhou Wu, who were named, walked up the mountain one foot deep and one foot shallow.

This mountain is a bit steep, and it is usually passed by few people except hunters, but now there are so many slippery plants and trees that even the path that was once stepped on is no longer found.

Xiao Meow and Lin Bu didn't dare to hold it up, and the speed slowed down, and Zhang Hu behind the two of them didn't have to be much better, there were mosquitoes everywhere here, and he was itching all over his body from biting, but where there was meat, it was already full of big bags, red and swollen like a pig's head.

Seeing that the sun was rising and the weather was getting hotter and hotter, Lin Bu secretly observed Xiao Meow's expression, and deliberately said loudly: "His Laozi, Zhou Tianci this bastard thing, that is, the old man's heart is not as knowledgeable as him, otherwise he would have pinched this ant to death a long time ago." ”

Little Meow, as always, still ignores him.

"Hehehe, girl, don't be angry, I'm angry with the old man, it's not worth it to be angry, you see the top of the mountain is about to arrive, I want to come to the wooden bridge is not far away, wait a while we are safe, my old man will apologize to you again, okay." Lin Bu licked his face and said flatteringly.

Seeing that the top of the mountain is in front of him, it seems that most of this escape has been successful, and the depression in Xiao Meow's heart has decreased slightly, and his face has improved a little.

It's just that this joy hasn't reached the bottom of their eyes, and the two of them were poured a basin of cold water on the scene in front of them, which is like the cold and biting north wind in the wax moon, blowing the two of them staggering, and they can't argue about the east and west, north and south for a while.

Xiao Meow unwillingly stepped forward to pick up the rope that dangled neatly on the edge of the cliff, and then looked at the half-hung wooden ladder on the opposite hill, and almost bit a mouthful of silver teeth.