Chapter 24 Performance Art [Ask for Collections and Recommend Votes]

Yu Huifei asked and found out that after these guys went to the underworld on an errand, there was no meat to eat in the underworld.

There is a pit Bodhisattva in the underworld, and he is a vegetarian alone, and he wanders around the underworld every day, and he still looks at not letting others eat vegetarian.

Yu Huifei frowned and said, "Isn't the Jizo King Bodhisattva from Buddhism?

Ma Mian was also bored, and patiently explained: "We are indeed in charge of the Heavenly Court, but the old thief of the King of Jizo is not authentic." His nose is like a dog's nose...... No, it's listening to that grandson, and his ears are very thief. As soon as we wanted to eat meat, the two of them came running.

You also know that the Jizo King Bodhisattva is very powerful. When he came, he froze us and then he ate with the damn Diting.

While eating, I also brought a bar chirp.

Every time they eat us, we watch, and they are still hungry, who can stand this?

In the end, we couldn't help it, so we didn't eat it. ”

When Yu Huifei heard this, he immediately smiled: "I didn't expect the Jizo King Bodhisattva to have such a cute side." ”

"Cute, that thief is still cute, hateful or almost!" Bai Wuchang shouted.

The bull head who came back from a distance also nodded vigorously: "No matter what you are talking about, but as long as you scold the thief of Jizo, I will approve." ”

Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, didn't he just snatch their meat and not let them eat meat?

One by one......

But thinking about it carefully, these guys have been vegetarian for tens of thousands of years, or even hundreds of millions of years, Yu Huifei couldn't help but shudder. If it were him, I guess he would be angry, right?

As he spoke, the meat was cooked.

When the lid of the pot was lifted, a smell of meat wafted out, and everyone only felt that saliva instantly overflowed their mouths.

Yu Huifei inserted chopsticks into the meat, picked up a piece of meat and put it on the board, and then the big knife fell and cut it into large slices of meat.

Finally, Yu Huifei slapped the garlic, chopped green onions, and chopped rice pepper, and finally poured soy sauce into the dipping sauce.

After frying a bowl of chili oil and frying a plate of peanuts, the rice over there was also ready.

Yu Huifei rolled up his sleeves and yelled: "Go, go downstairs to drink and eat meat!"

When everyone heard this, they immediately cheered: "Go, drink wine and eat meat!"

A bunch of guys went downstairs with a hula and a hula hu.

It's still the Eight Immortals table, it's still those few people, as soon as the door is closed, they push the cup and change the lamp, eat stew, and eat one by one are extremely happy.

In the middle of the night, Bai Wuchang patted Yu Huifei's shoulder and said, "Xiaoyu, I'm ...... I'll talk to you......"

Yu Huifei glanced at him and said, "You straightened your tongue repeatedly...... Forget it, you roll up your tongue and speak. ”

Bai Wuchang shook his head, although he usually rolls up his tongue and stuffs it back to speak, it doesn't mean that he can't speak if his tongue hangs down, this can be regarded as a special skill of his, he can't say without his tongue: "Roll ...... Can't roll it up, it's too ...... Too...... Vinegar ......"

Yu Huifei took a closer look, the good guy drank so much that his tongue was bigger, no wonder he couldn't roll it up.

Yu Huifei couldn't cry or laugh and said, "Then don't say it, say it tomorrow." ”

Bai Wuchang shook his head, kicked and drank so much that Hei Wuchang, who was about to fall asleep, said, "You...... You...... Suck. ”

Black impermanence and white impermanence are old friends, and they know what the other party is going to say with a glance.

Although Hei Wuchang's brain is not drinking well now, he still yawns and says, "Lao Bai wants to ask you, what will happen tomorrow." You can't sell vegetables every day, right? Anyway, we are also the Yin God of the Earth, and you are also an incumbent of the Heavenly Court. In the end, they all became vegetable farmers, which is a bit embarrassing. It's even worse to pass it out......"

Hearing this, Yu Huifei also had a big head for a while, but he still waved his hand and said: "Brothers, don't think about it so much, just stay here and stay at home." As for money, if I try to find a way, isn't it just to sell vegetables? ”

As soon as these words came out, Niu Tou was unhappy: "We have arms and legs, and we are not wasted people, I don't believe it, our group of incumbents in the Heavenly Court are not as good as an ordinary person." I think we have to mix up the name of the name, and when the time comes, we will drink a lot of wine and eat a lot of meat, and that is life. ”

Ma Mian followed the case and said, "Yes, we can't keep ourselves alive!"

Black Impermanence followed Ying He, and then after glancing at Bai Impermanence, he exclaimed, "Bai Impermanence also agrees." ”

After thinking about it, Yu Huifei said: "I got my brother's wishes, but everyone's appearance, seriously, it's not easy to do anything." ”

As soon as these words came out, several guys suddenly withered, indeed, a bull head and a horse face, a long tongue, and a green-faced fang, this is taken out, it is estimated that the money is not earned, but it can make some contributions to the cause of scientific research.

With a wave of his hand, Yu Huifei asked everyone to go to bed early and ponder tomorrow.

Everyone also knows that they lack knowledge of the world, and they have to be taught to wash their faces. So, if you really want to help, just stay honest and cooperate now.

So a couple of guys went upstairs to sleep.

After tossing and turning several times, I almost watched the moon go down, and then the sky turned white.

In the end, Yu Huifei still couldn't sleep, and after tossing and turning several times, he almost watched the moon go down, and then the sky was white.

In the end, Yu Huifei still couldn't sleep, got up early, pushed open the gate, stood on the stone arch bridge, and breathed hard the cool breeze from the depths of the mountain.

At this moment, Yu Huifei saw that at the end of Xiulin Street, there was an extra group of people.

These people are very weird, they carry a paint bucket in their hands, let's just say paint. Then these people found a place and began to apply flat paint to themselves, and Yu Huifei looked inexplicable.

Yu Huifei leaned over curiously......

"Brother, what are you doing here?" Yu Huifei asked.

One of the young men wearing a watermelon skin hat from the Qing Dynasty said with a smile: "What about playing, as for what to play, you will know after a while." ”

Then he put on a coat that had been painted with brass paint, and after smearing the paint on his face, he came to Yu Huifei, stood in place, raised his hands high, and made a greeting gesture.

And then it didn't move.

Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "I'm Cao, it's like the real thing!

Yu Huifei is not a bun after all, he has gone to college outside and has seen the world.

The young man smiled, "By the way, this is it." Isn't this a small holiday, we are idle and have fun. ”

As he spoke, the other two young men also dressed up, one pretending to be a white stone sculpture, and the other was also bronze, exactly like the young man in front of him.

Yu Huifei touched his chin, his eyes sparkling......