There will be times when the wind and waves will be long, and the clouds will sail into the sea. Chapter 100: Your cuckold is good
The trees want to be quiet and the wind does not stop, and the banquet with a good atmosphere is a little embarrassed by these uninvited guests. Only the two foodies, Tie Niu and Tie Tie, swept the delicacies on the table like a whirlwind.
"Hey, that little ghost, if you don't eat pork knuckle, you can hand it to me, okay? Why did you say you didn't eat anything?" Tie Niu said he couldn't understand Ghost Fengxiao's behavior of only drinking and not eating.
Yan Tie said while grabbing the braised fish in front of him with Tie Niu: "Third master, what do you care about him, he likes to eat or not, why don't you starve him to death of a turtle grandson." ”
The old man who had eaten enough rhubarb stared at the hibiscus with a pair of dog eyes, and the hibiscus was furious in his heart when he was looked at by the rhubarb: "You big dog don't go to eat and watch what I do, and I don't have any bones on my body for you to eat." ”
"Brother, brother Rhubarb told us that he wanted the hat on this man's head. Erni and Anya looked at the hibiscus while flying up and down around the iron pillar and said, "It's the green hat on his head." ”
Erni and Sanya's words suddenly made Hao Fangjian, the broken-mouthed immortal, spray the wine in his mouth on Lu Fei's face, and he laughed and said to Rhubarb: "Master Rhubarb, can we change the color of the hat, no, this green hat is not a good thing, let's not rob him." ”
After listening to Hao Fangjian's words, everyone on Wang Tiezhu's side couldn't help but laugh at the hibiscus, and even Liu Wenmin, who was with him, couldn't help laughing.
Mu Hibiscus, who was inexplicably laughed, couldn't help but ask Liu Wenmin: "Brother Wenmin, what are these people laughing at? Is there something wrong with the green hat on my head?"
Hearing Mu Hibiscus ask himself, Liu Wenmin couldn't help but smile and said: "Green hats still have a special meaning in our Kyushu world, and I will tell Mu Hibiscus about this later." In short, we men in the Kyushu world don't like to be cuckolded. ”
Our rhubarb lord doesn't care what others think, he still stares at the hibiscus, or the green hat on the hibiscus's head.
Bai Ze looked at the rhubarb and asked, "The big yellow friend really likes his hat?"
Rhubarb nodded deeply.
Bai Ze asked again: "Do you like this color?"
Rhubarb shook his head vigorously.
After a flash of white light, Hibiscus only felt a chill on his head, and his green hat had been worn by Bai Ze on the rhubarb head. After getting the rhubarb of the beloved hat, he happily gave Bai Ze a look of yours, and then shook his ass and ran to the moonlight, and the stinky beauty.
Mu Hibiscus, who was robbed of his hat, was annoyed and ashamed: "You Northern Underworld actually snatched my hat, it's too deceitful, I fought with you!"
As soon as Mu Hibiscus's voice fell, several monks in the Soul Refining Palace took out magic weapons and glared angrily at Wang Tiezhu and the others, but judging from their trembling bodies, these people's confidence was not so sufficient.
Wang Tiezhu and the others turned a blind eye to the strong and middle-class Soul Refining Palace cultivators, only Yan Tie said while swallowing the beef in his mouth: "Oh, do you want to fight? You wait for us to go outside to fight after we finish this meal, and I will be enough to deal with you a few wastes." If we fight here, if we overturn the table, won't all these delicious foods be wasted?"
Tie Niu hurriedly snatched the beef in front of him into his bowl while Tie Tie was talking: "Brother Tie, you can go out to fight with them now, and come back to eat after the fight." It won't waste much of your time. ”
"Third master, you've become bad, you just want to eat all the delicious food while I'm out fighting. Lao Tie, I won't be fooled by you. As he spoke, he attacked the delicious food that had just been served.
Bai Ze looked boredly at the embarrassed Soul Refining Palace monk who was left to dry and said, "I advise you all to sit down and eat well, I think it won't be much more difficult to take the head of your neck than to take this green hat!"
Mu Hibiscus, who felt that he had lost face, stomped his foot fiercely and shouted at the monk of the Soul Refining Palace: "Come with me, what are you doing here? ”
Tie Niu looked at Mu Hibiscus who turned around and left, and asked puzzledly: "Isn't it a good thing to just grab his hat, why are you still in a hurry? ”
Liu Wenmin, the prince of the Han Court, also got up and said to Wang Tiezhu and the others when he saw Mu Hibiscus leaving: "I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding about today's matter, this king will go to persuade the Mu Hibiscus brothers first." After the change, the king of Japan will re-set up a banquet to entertain several royal brothers. ”
After explaining the scene, Liu Wenmin left in a hurry with Ghost Fengxiao and others.
"Hehe, it seems that His Royal Highness the Prince of Han Court is not small in his hostility to our Northern Underworld. Bo Zai looked at Liu Wenmin's back and said with a smile: "I started to win over allies so early and did everything possible to make enemies for us in the Northern Underworld." The mind is shrewd, but the scheming is too immature, and the means are a little immature. ”
After listening to Bo Zai's evaluation of his own prince, the mouthy immortals Hao Fangjian and Lu Fei looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and the two said: "Compared with the two princes of the Northern Hades Palace in front of me, there is neither the generosity and benevolence of the iron pillar nor the magic of Bo Zai. Hey, you can't compare, the more you compare, the more disappointed you are. ”
"There is no Iron Bull Prince who can eat it. Hao Fangjian silently added in his heart.
"Three princes, our Han Court has already prepared a post house for you to stay, and I will take you to live in the post house in a while. You live in an inn, and others will say that our Han Court has not treated the envoys of the Northern Underworld well, which has made others laugh. ”
"It doesn't have to be so troublesome, the environment where we live now is quite quiet. It's also convenient to get in and out, but if we live in a post station, we don't feel free. ”
Wang Tiezhu collided with Lu Fei's immortal and continued: "This time, in addition to thanking the Han court for its support to our migrating demon clan, there is another thing that needs to be explained to the Han Emperor: a few days ago, a large number of sea tribes wanted to join us, in order to give them a place to live, so I want to ask the Han Emperor to assign the East China Sea to our Yizhou management. ”
Lu Fei listened to Wang Tiezhu's words and said after a little silence: "This matter should not be difficult, although the East China Sea is nominally under the jurisdiction of our Han Court, but in fact, these Deep Sea Demon Clans have always been self-contained, and they have never obeyed the orders of our Han Court. If the three princes can restrain these demon clans from invading the coastal people, it will also be a good thing for us. After we go back, we will first help you inquire about the meaning of the Han Emperor. ”
"Hehe, if the emperor of your Han court dares not to agree to my master, it will be a toast and a punishment for not eating. When the time comes, don't blame our brother for turning his face and not recognizing people. "The belligerent Yan Tie really wanted Wang Tiezhu and the Han family to turn their faces, and he could use this reason to snatch the throne of the emperor.
Hao Fangjian and Lu Fei knew that Tie was a fool, so they treated him as if they hadn't heard anything.