Chapter 265: Tyranny
So a herd of wild boars was howling there.
Yu Huifei saw this posture and hurriedly shouted to stop, he was afraid that the movement here would be too big, attracting people from Xiulin Village to come and check the situation.
If this is filmed, he really can't tell.
Sure enough, at this time, Yu Huifei's mobile phone rang.
Jiang Sansheng, the village chief, shouted: "Xiaoyu, what's going on in your new house? Is something wrong?"
Yu Huifei hurriedly lied: "No, no, I got two big stereos to play the animal world." Don't worry ha......"
"Well, it's fine. In the middle of the night, don't toss around. Our old people have a bad heart......" Jiang Sansheng admonished.
Yu Huifei said yes again and again, and then asked the zodiac signs to send the animals back to the mountains and forests, and a group of people began to eat sea plugs in the yard again to celebrate.
At dawn, Yu Huifei beckoned the Cowherd to go into the city with him.
After buying a large projection screen, two high-power rechargeable projectors, and a set of memory cards for storing a thousand movies, and finally buying a generator and other supplies, the two rode a wild boar and a bear into the mountains.
That night, it was sent to Jiulianchi Waterfall, but Yu Huifei saw that the zodiac dragon didn't know where to get a fishing rod and sat on the edge of the lake to fish.
As for the tyrant, there is not even a shadow.
Seeing that Yu Huifei was coming, the zodiac dragon smiled and said, "Director Yu, you are here." ”
This dragon is thousands of meters long, and even when it is smiling, it looks extremely oppressive.
Yu Huifei scratched his head and said, "It's here, that ...... What about the tyrant?"
Zodiac Dragon said: "He's too lazy to move for a day." I've used twelve kinds of bait, and I can't wake him up, hey, how can there be such a lazy dragon in the world. ”
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while, he knew that the bully was so lazy, and even because he was surprisingly lazy, the people of the Immortal Dao took the initiative to give up.
Yu Huifei stood at the mouth of the lake and shouted inside: "Brother Baxia, I'll send you a movie." Didn't you say boring?"
As a result, I waited for a long time, and there was no movement at all.
Yu Huifei looked back at the zodiac dragon and asked, "Brother, are you sure he's still down there?"
Zodiac Dragon shook his head: "I'm not sure, I've been here for so long, and I haven't seen him come out." Seriously, I doubt there's any of the overlords you said you were talking about......"
Yu Huifei was dumbfounded: "What? You haven't seen him yet?"
The zodiac dragon nodded: "Yes, I haven't seen it." ”
Yu Huifei frowned, and said in his heart, could it be that Baxia ran away? Or did Changshengdao think of some way to take Baxia away?
Just when Yu Huifei was thinking nonsense, a quiet voice came from the water: "Hey, brother......"
Yu Huifei's heart moved, and he also asked in a low voice: "Is it you?"
"It's me, is the dragon up there gone?" Damn, I'm scared to death...... "The thief asked awkwardly.
Yu Huifei couldn't help but laugh and said, "I didn't leave." ”
"Then you just don't exist for me, I'll hide for a while. Grandma's, I don't know what's going on, there is a real dragon, scared Lao Tzu to death! That real dragon is also a real grandson, and he can't kill people enough to kill me, and he even insulted me with all kinds of bait. I'm not going to be fooled!" said the tyrant cautiously.
Yu Huifei was speechless again, his feelings were not that he ran away or was too lazy to come out, but that he suddenly encountered a real dragon, and he was so scared that he didn't dare to come out!
After all, it is a dragon body achieved in the mortal world, and it is awesome in the mortal world, but compared to the real dragon, the gap is too big.
Yu Huifei said: "Brother, don't be afraid, this dragon is my brother, didn't you say that it is boring here?" I called him here and gave you a companion." ”
Ba Xia was silent for a long time, and after a long time, he asked, "Are you sure you didn't ask him to beat me?"
Yu Huifei said: "Brother, you didn't mess with me, we have a good relationship, how can you find someone to beat you." Moreover, I promised to bring you all the big movie screens, you come out, and I will teach you how to use them. ”
The overlord was silent again......
Yu Huifei said to the pool: "Brother, if I have bad intentions for you, you won't be able to run away from this dragon directly into the water." You dragons are all masters of playing in the water......"
Hearing this, the lake began to boil, and then one paw floated up, and then all four paws came out, only to see a super-large Wang Ba turn over, float up on his belly, and look at Yu Huifei with his head upside down: "Hey, brother, why are you standing upside down?"
Yu Huifei rolled his eyes and said, "Big brother, you turned it." ”
Only then did Baxia react, and he coughed dryly: "Oops, it turned out that I turned it over...... The last time I listened to your advice, I kept falling asleep, forgetting that I had to turn it over, no wonder everything was weird. ”
For the brains of this goods, Yu Hui is not convinced.
Baxia rolled over, then raised his head to look at the Zodiac Dragon.
The zodiac dragon grinned at him, shivered, and almost went into the water again.
The zodiac dragon smiled: "Brother, my name is Dragon Thirteen, what do you call it?"
Seeing that the zodiac dragon really didn't seem to have malicious intent, Baxia replied: "Baxia." ”
Long Thirteen said: "The ontology of the subordinate brother is also known in the next." You don't seem to have inherited much of your memories over there, otherwise you wouldn't have known me. Do you want me to help you recover more of your memories?"
The tyrant shook his head again and again: "Don't, I'm just me, a different king." I don't want to have the same memories as the other party, that would be boring. ”
Long Thirteen was speechless for a while, it was the first time he encountered it, and he took the initiative to admit that he was not a dragon, but a subordinate of Wang Ba.
Since it was determined that Long Thirteen had no malicious intent, the tyrant also breathed a sigh of relief, and said very sincerely: "Seriously, I knew it when you came, but I scared Lao Tzu to death." Baba bah, a dragon suddenly flew in the sky, I thought you were here to beat me, I have been holding back my fart for the past two days, for fear that there will be blisters and you will find out. You wait a minute, I'll let out two farts first......"
Bang bang ......
After speaking, a few loud farts were released, and the sound was like two kicks in the countryside for the New Year, and it was like a small steel cannon, and the sound was loud.
But the thing still looked comfortable, and he didn't care about the thoughts of the other two people present.
Yu Huifei came to Long Thirteen's side and asked in a low voice, "Thirteen, do you dragon clans fart so loudly?"
Long Thirteen coughed dryly and said, "Director Yu, you can just ask me in the future." Don't ask other dragons, or I'm afraid you'll be beaten......"
Yu Huifei wiped his nose in embarrassment, knowing that he had asked the wrong thing.
However, Long Thirteen still replied: "The dragon clan is arrogant and very particular, to be honest, it is the first time I have seen such a fart." It's a pity that I didn't bring the photocopy stone, otherwise I would have recorded it and went back to show it to Baxia...... Hehe, I can imagine his look like he's eaten, hahaha......"