Chapter 151: The Wild Cow's Wedding
/./ Wang Yuan knew that if he didn't use his mana to drive away the power of alcohol, he would get drunk after a sip, but after three glasses in a row, the feeling that made him drowsy didn't hit, which surprised him.
Xiao Sheng and the big black bull clinked glasses one after another.The hair on their chests was wet with wine.But the two didn't care about this.Fighting wine thousands of bottles.Drinking red faces.Of course, the big black bull couldn't see so clearly even if he was red-faced.
Wang Yuan tasted this "fruit wine" slowly, and with his experience, there were at least 30 kinds of flowers and fruits in it.
Xiao Sheng put down the wine glass, looked at Wang Yuan's taste, smiled, cracked the monkey's mouth, looked at the big black cow, and then said to Wang Yuan: "Brother Wang Yuan, do you know how many kinds of fruit are in my little grandson's 'fruit wine'?"
Just now, Wang Yuan was still guessing about tasting, and when Xiao Sheng asked him, he shook his head at the moment, and said casually: "I only tasted more than thirty different flavors.
"Hey, hey." Xiao Sheng covered the monkey's mouth, scratched his head, and laughed, like a child who had done something bad. Brother Wang Yuan, you don't know, in fact, the 'fruit wine' brewed by my little grandson is just the fruit picked at random on Huaguo Mountain, and they are thrown into the 'jade bottle' together, and I went to the pond to collect some pool water, and then it became the current 'fruit wine'."
Wang Yuan's eyes moved, and he was a little surprised.Even with his understanding of wine, he could drink this wine, which should be very rare.
Seeing Wang Yuan's puzzled face, Xiao Sheng's laughter became louder, and suddenly his body fell off the stone bench, and a backflip landed steadily, and he lowered his head with his back to Wang Yuan.
Wang Yuan was puzzled at first, but he immediately knew what Xiao Sheng was going to do.
"This, this ......" Wang Yuanyu said.Xiaosheng was wearing a suit of armor, but the armor was taken off by him.Then he saw his body swaying.Raising his head and whistling.Looking at the wall above his head in a slightly comfortable manner.
A fishy smell instantly overshadowed the original smell in the cave, and a parabolic water mark was drawn from the small crotch and flew into the distance.
The big black bull glared at him fiercely, slapped the table and shouted: "Okay, you monkey, you dare to take off your pants in my cave to show off your boy pee. Tomorrow is my old cow's wedding day.
Although the big black bull was extremely reluctant, he still did not stop the little saint and let him leave the boy's urine in the cave.
It lasted for a long time, and the little saint was clever, and he put on his armor and jumped on the stone bench with a smile.
"Hehe, my little grandson has never told this secret to anyone, and today I will tell you two the secret of 'fruit wine'." Little Sage smiled mysteriously.
When the big black bull heard that there was a secret, the bull's eyes kept shining brightly, and he looked at Xiao Sheng in a daze. Wang Yuan glanced at the traces of the child's urine left by Xiao Sheng, and then looked at the wine glass in his hand.
"The fruit is ordinary fruit, and the water is also ordinary water, but one of the introductions makes this wine tasteful. Xiao Sheng asked the big black bull with an appetite.
The big black bull scratched the horns of the bull and was silent for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and exclaimed, "Could it be the little saint your boy urine."
"Quack, yes, yes." Xiao Sheng couldn't close his mouth with a smile, slapped the table, and was very excited.
Wang Yuan's lips were numb, and his mouth was full of mellow fragrance, but after listening to what Xiao Sheng said, the smell of boy's urine immediately appeared in his mouth, which made him almost vomit.
"Ahhh The big black bull bull nose panted.
"Squeak squeak." Xiao Shengxiao fell back and forth with a smile, and accidentally fell to the ground from the stone bench, but he rolled on the ground, and his two hind legs kicked and puffed.
Looking at the appearance of the little saint, Wang Yuan didn't think it was normal, if you believed what this monkey said, that was the big head, and the monkey in front of him liked to play tricks on people the most.
But the big black bull is different, shouting that he wants to fight with the little saint for 300 rounds, and divide the victory.
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It was getting late outside, and the monkeys did not return to Huaguo Mountain, but fell asleep in the mountain stream.
And after the big black bull learned that he was tricked by the little saint, he insisted on fighting with the little saint instead of fighting with the little saint.
Wang Yuan shook his head helplessly, he quietly left the cave, did not attract the attention of the two who were still fighting, and walked outside by himself.
The night is so close, it seems that you can catch the stars in the sky as soon as you reach out, and the brilliant starlight is constantly twinkling, and at this moment the sky seems to be sleeping, quiet, only the snoring of monkeys and bull demons on the ground.
A few steps out of the mountain stream, flying up to the top of Huaguo Mountain, and then Wang Yuanduan sat on the top of the mountain, his eyes were far away, and he seemed very lonely at this moment.
It was pitch black and blank, only two eyes shone brightly, and suddenly in the silent night, a helpless and somewhat unwilling voice sounded: "Xiaoxuan, do you know how bitter lovesickness is? Maybe you will know, but what kind of pain it is when you are alone and have no one to cherish."
"Bang bang."
Wang Yuan thumped his chest, tears flashed in his eyes, but they didn't fall.
"It's hurting right now, I can't wait to take him out and throw him away." Wang Yuan turned over his hand and took out the "fruit wine" that he had poured from Xiao Sheng, and when he raised his head, he couldn't wait to be wet with wine, and he couldn't wait to get drunk and fall unconscious.
But he can't. He can't be passive, he has to live for his wife, in order to get his soul back, even if he goes against the sky, even if he is scolded by thousands of people, even if he stays together for a moment, it is also a lifetime, but in between, there is a loneliness like the end of the world.
Laughing at the vain of the world, my heart is crazy.
The black hair was soaked with wine, dripping down the hair, and connected into strings of pearls.
"It takes 10,000 years for a monkey to become a man, and it only takes a glass of wine for a man to become a monkey.
This night, this lonely figure lay there, and his mouth kept saying dreams, as if it were a name.
On the second day, Wang Yuan was woken up by the roars of monkeys and bull demons.
In the cave, the big black bull snoring shook his arm and lifted the little saint who was lying on top of him. The little saint flew far away, but when he landed on the ground, he just scratched his neck, and then continued to sleep.
"Dawang, Dawang (it's better to pronounce dai here)." A bull demon wrapped in a big red robe hurriedly ran in, and immediately stood there respectfully, shouting at the big black bull.
The big black bull shook his hand, I don't know if he heard it or if it was just one of his movements.
At this time, Wang Yuan's figure walked slowly.The night passed.He was still Wang Yuan.That faint sadness only happens when he is alone.
Looking at the anxious little bull demon, Wang Yuan immediately understood what was going on, walked towards the big black bull, and asked the little bull demon to pull back a little.
Inhale violently, and roar according to the pronunciation method of "Heavenly Dragon Sanskrit": "Wake up."
The whole cave roared." Wake up" was passed back and forth in the cave, and the sand and gravel were shaken.
The big black bull raised his body violently, scratched his horns, looked around at Mu Ran, and said, "Who is calling me?"
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the little bull demon immediately stepped forward and shouted loudly: "My lord, today is the day of your wedding.
The big black bull was about to fall down in a daze, but the moment he lay down, he suddenly opened the bull's eyes, and the cow's lips choked into a circle, and shouted, "My big wedding day.
As soon as he turned over, the big black bull stood up, and saw that Xiao Sheng was still asleep.
"Oh, what are you kicking my little grandson for?" Xiao Sheng rubbed his waist, stood up with sleepy eyes, and then stretched a long, comfortable waist.
"It's all your fault for being a monkey, you just didn't accept me yesterday, and let me drink thousands of pounds of wine." The big black bull dragged the little calf demon over, tore off the red robe he was wearing, and then draped it on himself in a few strokes, and the most striking thing was the red flower hanging from the horns, which seemed to have just been picked.
Immediately, the big black bull shook off his big stride and walked out of the cave. Wang Yuan couldn't cry or laugh.
Outside, in the mountain stream, the monkeys and the bull demons have been arranged, the stone tables are full of mountain streams, and there are jars of wine brought out, and large pieces of meat keep coming up.
As soon as the big black bull walked out, the monkeys and the bull demons approached one after another, and the monkeys "squeaked" and arched their hairy hands, bowing to the big black bulls, and the bull demons held the ox forks and kept roaring.
The old monkey stood in front of the group of monkeys, and here he was the oldest, and he took a step forward, touched his beard, and looked at the big black bull with a smile.
"King Niu got married today, I came to congratulate us, we are the only neighbors in the whole Huaguo Mountain, this matter means that it is a common event in Huaguo Mountain, and we must not be neglected." The old monkey turned around and took an object from the monkeys.
It was a neatly stacked purple gown, and a few sparkling gems, and handed it to the big black bull.
"This is what the ancestral monkey asked me to bring here, saying that it was for the lady to put on, and then to walk out of the cave, and the first monkey or bull demon that the lady looked up to see would go to the 'Great Holy Mountain' to be baptized."
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