"Damn, my Nima, Lao Tzu's Daji!"

Eighteen-year-old Liu Fan jumped from the fifth floor, his mind was blank, he had long forgotten that the earth still had gravity, and his red eyes were only his Xiaomi mobile phone......

"Haha!

A bolt of lightning pierced the sky, followed by a thud.

"Damn!

The laughter of this college scumbag also came to an abrupt end......

A day later, a piece of news from Beihai City shocked the whole country.

"The scumbags of the third year of high school are obsessed with mobile games, the teacher's behavior is too radical to regret, the bones of the boy who fell from the sky are gone, and the parents firmly believe that their son is not dead!

......

"Damn, Lao Tzu really has a big life, so he can't die!"

Liu Fan woke up and found that he was lying on a hardwood bed, and the broken roof seemed to be shining with some light, and he could see the moon buds bent outside the house.

"Da Lang, it's time to take medicine!"

A beautiful little lady came with a gentle voice, although her clothes were tattered, she still couldn't hide her graceful figure.

"Oh, I'll go! Who are you?...... What kind of medicine is this?"

"Da Lang! Are you confused by the thunder, I am the first snow! You went to gamble yesterday, and when you returned home after losing, you were struck by the sky, and Lang Zhong said that there was no help, I don't believe it, you see! Haven't you woken up?"

The little lady cried and cried, and became happy again as she spoke.

"Okay now, Da Lang will take the medicine first!"

"Wait a minute! Your name is Chu Xue, not Jin Lian!"

"That's right! I'm Chu Xue, my husband was confused by thunder, Da Lang drank the medicine first! It's very expensive!"

Liu Fan put his mind at ease and took the medicine bowl.

...... Jin Lian is my nickname, I haven't told you about it! You dead ghost, where did you hear about it, come, Da Lang is obedient! Let's drink the medicine first!"

"Wait a minute, I don't want to drink it yet, I've just woken up now, you let me slow down first. ”

Liu Fan put the medicine on the table in front of the bed, looked at the handsome little lady in front of him, and countless thoughts flashed in his eyes.

"Okay Lang, listen to you, let's drink later! I'll borrow some money from a neighbor and buy you a hen to replenish your body." ”

After the little lady finished speaking, she twisted her ass and walked out.

"Oh, I'll go, what's going on?"

Liu Fan patted his head, it hurts! It's definitely not a dream, struggling to get up, I want to go outside to see if there is a director, whether this is filming a costume drama, what kind of international jokes!

Standing under the bed with his feet habitually, he didn't reach the ground, and almost fell on his heels!

"Damn, God! You're really here! What about Lao Tzu's long legs, and Lao Tzu's big man of 1.83 meters? Lao Tzu is not good at studying, so he still has to rely on this good-looking skin to find a daughter-in-law?"

Liu Fan stood firm on the ground again, and found that he was much shorter, so he quickly stood on tiptoe and picked up the bronze mirror on the table.

"Oh yes! I'm going! Where am I, have I crossed over, or have I taken someone else's sacrifice? I've really been moldy for eight lifetimes, Lao Tzu's peerless face!"

Suddenly, the familiar melody came into Liu Fan's ears, and a mobile phone screen appeared in Liu Fan's left palm, and a line of small words appeared on the screen.

"Peerless appearance, the password is correct, loading the owner's information......"

"What the hell!

"The information is loaded, you kid knows for yourself. ”

Then many unfamiliar memories flooded into Liu Fan's mind.

It turned out that this person's name was Liu Da, with the same surname as him, gambling like life, in just a few years, he lost all the property left by his parents, and his parents had been angry a few years ago, as if he had a younger sister, just like this, but he married a wife who was like a flower.

"This little lady looks so good, and this gambler looks so ugly, it's a bit unsuitable!"

"It's really not a good match, God can't stand it anymore, that's why you're lucky enough to come to this life. ”

A line of words flashed on the screen on the left, and a smiley face was played.

"Damn, why am I so unlucky, this willow is big, ugly, short and a gambler, how can I live!"

"This Liu Da is a wicked person in the tenth world, and he was killed by the thunder yesterday, I see that you are extremely affectionate, and you have the posture of a great emperor, so you have exhausted all your spiritual power to pass you to this life, you are so self-conscious, and do and cherish!"

"The posture of the Great Emperor, three thousand beauties, yes, yes, who are you, who am I now?"

"Such an esoteric question, it's really hard to answer, to put it simply, I am your reincarnation seal, I have been reincarnated with you for ten lifetimes, every time you are killed by the thunder of heaven because of the great evil, you should still be Liu Fan of the tenth life, but you have a different face!

"I want to go home, I want to get back my 1.83 meters, I want to get my peerless face back!"

"It's too demanding, I can't achieve it, I can only take it one step at a time. ”

"One step at a time!"

Liu Fan saw that there was a play and became happy.

"How? You say, I'll do it!"

"I don't know now, I'm constantly calculating and groping ......"

"Damn, you cheat!"

"To be precise, I saved you, you jumped from the fifth floor, if I hadn't summoned the divine thunder and crossed your dreams, you would have died a long time ago. ”

"I'm not ...... yet"

"You play the game, and you can be regarded as extremely affectionate, just to satisfy and trigger my soul summoning mission, I only know that the password of the first level is a peerless face, as for how to spend it yourself, you can figure it out yourself!"

"I'......ll go!"

"I lack spiritual power, I will see you in the future, remember to live well, only then can I have a chance to change myself, if you are as scummy as before, you will definitely not live for a month, remember that my name is Duo Xiaomi, I wish you good luck!"

After writing these words, and at the end of it was a cute GIF of goodbye, and the screen on the left hand suddenly disappeared.

"Holy!

Now this Liu Fan understands that first of all, he is not dead, it should be regarded as a seizure in an online novel, and secondly, he seems to have a chance to go back.

"Then this start doesn't seem to be bad, at least there is a beautiful little lady......!

Suddenly, Liu Fan picked up the medicine bowl and slammed it to the ground......

"Damn! It's a golden lotus! It's a fucking hell start!"

Then the door suddenly opened......

Chu Xue, who was named Jin Lian, came in with a spirit stone.

"Or the Ximen family next door is kind-hearted, knowing that our family is in difficulty, I borrowed a spirit stone before I opened my mouth, I really don't know how to repay others?"

Liu Fan had a headache when he heard this.

"It's up to you to decide this! I won't live for a few days with my bones!"

Chu Xue suddenly took a few steps and hugged Liu Fan from behind.

"Da Lang, you'll be fine, I'll cure you even if I go bankrupt!"

As he spoke, tears fell and wet Liu Fan's little shoulders.

"I'm not worthy of you, you can find someone you like to marry! Jin Lian, you can let me go."

Liu Fan now looks at this little lady like a pink skeleton, abandoning all distractions and saving her life first.

"I won't let it go!"

This little lady hugged her behind her tighter than just now, and her affection was deep!

"Since you saved me when you were ten years old, I, Ye Chuxue, have identified you, I don't care what others say, how my mother's family laughs at me, I Chuxue has identified you, I was born as Da Lang's person, and I died as Da Lang's ghost!"

Liu Fan sighed.

"Chu Xue, shall we discuss something?"

"Da Lang, you said, why are you so good today, you didn't discuss anything with me before. ”

"Don't call me Da Lang in the future, I don't like this name. ”

"And what do I call you?"

"Call me Liu Fan! I'll discuss everything with you in the future."

"Really?"

Chu Xue had never heard such gentle words, hugged Liu Fan tighter behind his back, and secretly bowed his head and kissed the root of his ear.

"Then don't call me Jin Lian, my stepmother gave me a name, it's ugly to death. ”

Liu Fan only felt that there were two real gentleness on his back, getting warmer and warmer, seeing that Chu Xue was so emotional, it was indeed not like the golden lotus in Shuibo Liang Mountain, and he was not surnamed Pan, so he straightened up and relaxed a little.

"I really didn't talk like it before, I won't gamble anymore, and we'll live a good life in the future. ”

Chu Xue couldn't believe her ears, how could her husband become so good as a gambler, he used to lose the gamble and get angry with himself, and he was even more moved for a while.

"Ding Dong"

Liu Fan's left palm suddenly lit up: "The wicked man of the tenth generation begged for forgiveness from his wife, obtained a sincere tear, and the progress of his peerless appearance increased by 0.1 percent, and the total completion degree was 0.1 percent."

"I'll go! That's how this thing works!

"Don't worry, husband, I'll go to find a job tomorrow, I will definitely take care of your body, let's live a good life, yes! ”

The heart of the first snow behind me is about to melt, and I feel that I have not suffered in vain in the past few years, and my spring has come.

"I'll discuss something with you again."

"Husband, please speak. ”

"Can you stop pressing me so hard, my husband's shoulders are almost unbearable. ”

Chu Xuexiao's face turned red instantly, and she quickly straightened up, she was too excited just now, and she was indeed about to lie on her husband's back.

"I forgot that my husband was just struck by lightning, and his body is too weak, oh, Da Lang, have you drunk the medicine!"

Liu Fan was shocked by the tiger's body, turned around, and looked up at this beautiful lady.

"Who gave you this medicine?"

"My neighbor, Dr. Simon, he takes good care of our family. ”

"I see...... Chu Xue, you don't need to take Simon's medicine in the future, I'm already fine. ”

"Okay, listen to Da Lang. ”

"Remember to call me Liu Fan in the future. ”

"Okay Fanlang!"

For the first time, Chu Xue felt that her husband was so willing to talk to him, lowered her little face, kissed Liu Fan the forehead, and then ran away with a red face and went to boil the bath water for her husband.

"Ding Dong"

"The wicked man of the tenth generation received a kiss of sincerity, and his peerless appearance increased by 0.2 percent, and the total completion rate was 0.3 percent. ”

"Holy!

An evil plan formed in Liu Fan's mind......