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As a result, everyone couldn't help but get closer, and the other sellers looked at Huang Tiedan angrily, blaming him for using strange tricks to attract everyone.

Seeing this, Huang Tiedan felt proud in his heart, and said: "However, Xiao Xiu still has some way, and he can still get in touch with these high-grade elixirs, to say, eating these high-grade elixirs will ensure that you will live from life to death, ahhh, live to be nine hundred and ninety-nine years old, and ensure that your level soars all the way to the light, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, and these beautiful boys, you might as well listen carefully to what Xiao Xiu said and said." ”

Huang Tiedan said again: "This pretty boy brother asked again, you said so much nonsense, what does it have to do with you, a handsome bluestone layman? ”

Seeing Huang Tiedan's words, everyone gasped, and couldn't help but "shhh" one after another.

Huang Tiedan said again: "However, Xiao Xiu's teacher and this big housekeeper are the best friends, so when the teacher buys a little bit of small goods from the big housekeeper, it can still be done." As for the small repair, it is the teacher's favorite disciple, so if you want to get a little bit of fairy wood, then you can still do it, hahaha, how about it? Uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, and a few beautiful boys, are you excited? Do you want a little fairy wood?"

Everyone nodded, and one of them asked, "This ugly brother, where is the high-grade elixir you are talking about?"

Others also chimed in, asking where is the high-grade elixir of Huang Tiedan?

Huang Tiedan listened to this, and secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, if you can't speak, you will talk less, what an ugly brother, this major repair is a dignified bluestone layman, so handsome that it is not like a word, how did it get into the mouth of these rammers, it became tasteless, and he couldn't even speak, forget it, don't know how to see these rammers in general, slaughter them first.

Huang Tiedan said with a smile: "Dear villagers, you have a good question, these high-grade elixirs are all said to be high-grade goods, how can they be carried with them? ”

As soon as everyone heard this, they were not happy, and they were playing tricks with this big-headed ugly monster, so everyone shouted: "Shhhh ”

Huang Tiedan hurriedly shouted: "Old people, don't be in a hurry to go, Xiao Xiu just didn't bring it, it doesn't mean that there is none, if you want to buy high-grade spirit wood, there is still a way." ”

Everyone was just about to leave, and when they heard that there was a play, they turned back and asked, "What way?"

Huang Tiedan said: "You first buy one copy of Xiao Xiu's Qingxiu tea, horse chestloover, crowtail grass or something, Xiao Xiu is selling the high-grade spirit wood just mentioned to you, the things here are not expensive, nine dollars a kilogram, you can pack and take it away, and you will not suffer a loss in the matter of nine dollars, don't you?

Huang Tie Dan is kind and seductive, and he speaks very beautifully. Everyone yearns for the legendary high-grade spirit wood very much, and at the same time, this nine yuan is also a small money, what is money, money is just a bastard, not to mention only nine money, small money.

So, among the people, a certain Yi who was constantly called a beautiful boy by Huang Tie Dan was finally the first to let go, he gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and said: "Isn't it just nine dollars? In order to see the legendary high-grade spirit wood, this nine dollars, Uncle Ben is out, ugly brother, the money is for you, give Uncle Ben a rotten spirit wood." ”

A certain B looked like he was coaxing, calling himself "Uncle Ben", calling Huang Tiedan an "ugly brother", and saying that these low-level spiritual trees such as Huang Tiedan were "rotten spiritual trees".

When Huang Tiedan heard this, his face was full of black lines, his teeth itched with anger, and he secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, this leprosy dog, this major repair praises you for a beautiful boy, you are still serious, you are really a native without self-knowledge. This leper dog is very pretended, dare to call the uncle in front of Ben Daxiu, and dare to call Ben Daxiu an ugly brother, you are ugly in this leprosy dog, your whole family is ugly, Ben Daxiu has a violent temper, and he will give you a slap in the face, and your face will be swollen, dare to scold Ben Daxiu for being ugly, you don't look at yourself, you are called ugly.

Huang Tiedan said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, and said that the spirit wood of this major repair is a rotten spirit wood, you don't go to inquire, this major repair is called Huang Nongshi, where can the spiritual wood planted be worse?

Huang Tiedan's rapid mental activity for a while, his face did not show it at all, he took a certain B's nine money, and then said with a smile: "This beautiful brother, with vision, future, and insight, has eaten the elixir of Xiaoxiu, and ensures that your level is rising steadily, and finally becomes a major cultivator." ”

A certain B took a small sack of spirit wood from Huang Tiedan, and then said, "Brother ugly, take Ben Xiu to see the high-grade spirit wood you said." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "Brother Liangzai, don't be busy yet, there are so many people here, one per person, and I will take everyone to see the legendary fairy wood together, you wait for a while." ”

A certain C impatiently handed over the Jiuwen money and said, "Ugly brother, Ben Xiu has also given money, quickly take Ben Xiu to see Xianmu." ”

Huang Tiedan took the money again, gave a package of spirit wood to a certain C, and said at the same time: "Brother Liangzai, don't worry, Xiao Xiu will divide this spirit wood and then talk about it." ”

Seeing this, a certain B and a certain C each snorted, stood in place, and waited for the yellow iron eggs to sell the spirit wood to everyone one by one. When everyone saw that a certain B and a certain C gave money, everyone gave the money to Huang Tiedan from the hearts of the crowd, and Huang Tiedan took the money, and his heart blossomed. In this way, Huang Tiedan, a car of low-grade spirit wood, was sold out in a short time, and he made a few hundred dollars at once. Huang Tie Dan put the money in his pocket and put it away properly.

The other stall owners were amazed when they saw the series of operations of Huang Tiedan, and their eyes lit up one by one, full of hostility. When everyone saw that Huang Tiedan's spiritual wood was distributed, they immediately couldn't wait to say, "Okay, your things are sold out, take Ben Xiu to see the immortal wood." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "No problem, old men, you." ”

Before Huang Tie Dan finished speaking, he heard a middle-aged monk shout to this side: "Oh! Isn't this the one from the Wei Clan? Oh, by the way, Huang Tie Dan, it's you, what are you doing here?"

It turned out that this middle-aged monk had been to see Wei's Dabi and had a deep impression of Huang Tie Dan, but Huang Tie Dan was too distinctive, and he could remember it at a glance, and it was difficult for people to forget Huang Tiedan's "wonderful performance" on Wei's Dabi. As soon as the middle-aged man saw Huang Tie Dan here, based on his subjective assumptions about Huang Tie Dan, he immediately thought that Huang Tie Dan was doing something to pit people, so he wanted to drink Huang Tie Dan's behavior.

Huang Tiedan's IQ is extremely high, his brain is spinning fast, when he heard the middle-aged monk call his name, he secretly screamed "not good", and then he had an idea, and said to everyone: "Everyone, look, this is Xiao Xiu's teacher, he has come to send Xianmu, you go to him to see Xianmu, otherwise you will miss the opportunity." ”

Huang Tiedan wanted to deceive everyone to follow him first, and then get on the carriage, let everyone follow, turn everyone around on the road, turn everyone dizzy, and finally take the opportunity to run away, and come to a "bullying and tamping goods cool crooked play", but the sudden arrival of the middle-aged monk disrupted Huang Tiedan's plan, Huang Tiedan was eager and wise, and immediately called the middle-aged monk "Angelica Mountain teacher".

Everyone was bewitched by the yellow iron egg, and heard that the legendary Angelica Mountain teacher had a fairy wood, and then heard that Angelica Mountain was coming, and their hearts were hot, and the yellow iron egg pointed at the middle-aged monk casually, and everyone immediately flocked up, surrounded the middle-aged monk, and bought the legendary fairy wood from the middle-aged monk.

As soon as Huang Tiedan saw that this group of stupid villagers were deceived, he secretly shouted, "God help me", and ran away, and even ran and said: "Everyone go and see, Teacher Angelica Mountain has fairy trees!"

After everyone surrounded the middle-aged monk, they asked the middle-aged monk to take a look at Xianmu, and the middle-aged monk looked confused, and then told the truth, saying that this big-headed ugly monster was a liar, and he liked to tell nonsense the most. Only then did everyone understand that the group of people who were together with themselves were played around by Huang Tiedan, and they became fools who were fooled, can they bear this breath?

So, everyone turned around to look for Huang Tiedan, but where was the shadow of Huang Tiedan? Huang Tie Dan had already ridden into the dust and ran away to nowhere? Everyone stayed where they were, messy in the wind.

Huang Tiedan got out of the carriage in the morning, "returned with a full load", with contempt for everyone, he laughed secretly in his heart, and then quickly drove the carriage, out of Yangliu Village, and returned to the home of the beasts. Huang Tiedan will count the money he will earn when he goes home, a total of several hundred wen, plus the sixty wen accumulated before, Huang Tiedan has become a "small landlord". Huang Tiedan smirked at the money all night, watching everything become very beautiful.

Huang Tiedan had money, and decided to buy a new power robe the next day, because the power robe on his body was really useless. Huang Tiedan rode the green ox, along a trail that he often walked, from the house of the beasts to Yangliu Village, first passed through several old forests between the Yangliu River and the house of the beasts, then crossed the Qingshi River, and then passed through the old forest that often passed, and then walked one or two kilometers to the west, and arrived at the elephant skin shrimp house living in Yangliu Village.

Huang Tiedan was cautious and obscene all the way, for fear of meeting those villagers who were deceived by him yesterday, but fortunately he was safe all the way, and he arrived at the elephant shrimp house with peace of mind.