Taoist backyard.

Aunt Sue returned to her bedroom in a panic and began to prepare.

Rubbing things on the face, eating Chaotian peppers, slapping yourself and other very human methods have been used.

After a while, Aunt Sue successfully made her forehead and cheeks red and hot, and she looked like she had a fever.

Soon, Qiusheng's shout came from outside the door: "Senior aunt, the master is here!"

When Aunt Su heard this, she hurriedly lay down on the bed and moaned.

Uncle Nine took Zhang Jing, Wencai, and Qiusheng into the room.

Uncle Nine first introduced Zhang Jing to Aunt Sue and said, "Senior sister, Zhang Jing, the only son of Zhang Xuan, a senior brother of my Maoshan faction, is now practicing by my side. ”

"Zhang Jing...... Hello......" Aunt Su blushed and sweated, briefly met Zhang Jing, and then greeted him twice, and then stared at Uncle Nine with straight eyes.

All she thinks about is Uncle Nine now, how can she be in the mood to pay attention to others, it's not easy for anyone to come.

Zhang Jing didn't mind, looking at Aunt Sue's appearance, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Uncle Shi, I think my aunt's condition is very serious." ”

Wencai and Qiusheng also nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, master, you can help my aunt to see what kind of illness she has." ”

Uncle Nine may have been deceived before coming here, but after arriving at the scene, looking at Aunt Sue's appearance, as long as she is not stupid, you can see that she is not sick, but pretending.

But Uncle Nine didn't poke her directly, but sat down on the edge of the bed and asked, "Senior sister, how are you feeling now?"

Aunt Sue did a good job in the details, pinched the orchid finger in her hand, lightly pressed it on her forehead, and said delicately: "I am now frightened, panicked, panicked~~"

Looking at Aunt Sue's appearance, Wencai and Qiusheng, who were helpers, almost couldn't hold back their laughter, and Zhang Jing was even more so.

This aunt is really funny!

In fact, Aunt Cane's appearance is not ugly, although she is older, she looks quite well maintained, and the skin on her face is quite smooth and firm.

It's just that she doesn't look good.

Compared with her, Jingjing's village girls are slightly better dressed.

Looking at Aunt Sue's appearance, Zhang Jing and the others were very uncomfortable, but Uncle Nine seemed to be commonplace, and there was nothing unusual, just said, "Okay, I'll help you take a look." ”

Uncle Nine asked Aunt Sue to stick out her tongue, then looked at her eyes again, and said with a smile: "Senior sister, you are very angry!"

Wen Cai was a little puzzled when he heard this.

Angry?

Could it be that Aunt Sue is really sick, is she not completely lying, but calculating?

So Wen Cai asked, "Master, is my aunt very hot?"

Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "Back pain is the only thing that is prosperous." ”

Qiusheng thought for a while and asked, "Is that a liver fire?"

Uncle Nine still shook his head: "A dry mouth is liver fire." ”

Qiusheng nodded and said, "Yes, my aunt seems to be quite dry now." ”

"It's not the same. Uncle Nine vetoed it seriously, looked at Aunt Sue, and said with his useless smiling ascetic face: "She's too horny!"

Zhang Jing really couldn't hold back now.

Uncle Nine, there really is something!

It's good that you know this kind of thing, and you still say it so openly, and say it so naturally, you don't even consider Aunt Cane's feelings!

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng were also a little embarrassed when they heard this, and they scratched their heads one after another, and they wanted to run away.

It seems that the master has discovered something.

Uncle Nine glanced at the two thoughtfully, and snorted coldly: "What do you want to do? Do you want to run? Since you are here, help me tie your aunt's two hands and tie them to the head of the bed." ”

This time, the whole room was shocked.

Wencai and Qiusheng looked at each other, what is the master trying to do?

Zhang Jing was also stunned.

Because he has been watching this movie for a long time, he doesn't remember what the subtle plot is, and he doesn't know what Uncle Nine wants to do for a while.

Binding?

Gee......

Uncle Nine is not just as simple as having something, he is simply a lot of things!

Old driver, you can really play!

Seeing that, Wen Cai and Qiusheng found strips of cloth and tied Aunt Sue's hands to the head of the bed, and Aunt Sue was still struggling in bed for acting.

As for Uncle Nine himself, he began to undress.

He said to the other three, "All right, you guys go out." I'll help your aunt go to the fire. ”

After finishing speaking, he sat down on the edge of the bed again and said to Aunt Sue, "Senior sister, you won't mind if I do this, right?"

Aunt Sue was impatient in her heart, waiting for this day, and thought: Of course the old lady doesn't mind, come quickly! If I don't come again, I will take the initiative!

But this kind of thing can't be said yet, so he can only say delicately: "Senior brother, don't worry, I won't mind~~Ah, come on~~"

When several other people heard this, they were almost covered with goosebumps.

These two old drivers!

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng secretly thought to themselves, it seems that what the senior aunt said is right, Uncle Nine is really affectionate to her and likes her.

Uncle Nine said that he didn't want to come today, he was obviously just pretending to be reserved!

Thinking that the next scene was inappropriate, the three of them hurriedly withdrew and closed the door.

However, after exiting and returning to retreating, Wen Cai and Qiusheng did not go far after closing the door, and eavesdropped at the door.

Wen Cai muttered in a low voice: "It seems that the tricks that Senior Aunt discussed with us before are not needed at all." ”

In order to successfully trick Uncle Nine into bed and let Uncle Nine be willing to sleep, Aunt Sue took a lot of effort and made a lot of preparations with Qiusheng and Wencai.

Tricking Uncle Nine into going up the mountain is only the first step, and more spicy eye operations are still to come.

But now it seems that the master is very cooperative, and he is very honest in his heart when he says not to, and he only needs to be seduced by his aunt a little, and he will obediently take the initiative.

Isn't this going to relieve my aunt's desire?

"But ......" Wen Cai was a little uncomfortable.

"But what?" asked Qiusheng, listening intently to the corner.

"But I feel like we're like this, as if we're selling silver!" Wen Cai frowned.

Qiusheng clasped his hands in front of his chest, and said gracefully: "How can it be so serious!

Wen Cai was puzzled: "Is there any difference between the two?"

Qiu Sheng nodded: "Of course there is a difference! The former is guilty, and it is a transactional behavior that controls the relationship between adults and other people." But I'm here to introduce a partner!"

Wen Cai nodded in understanding.

Zhang Jing gave Qiusheng a thumbs up.

To be honest, if Qiusheng hadn't said this, he really didn't know the difference between the two professional terms of buying silver and pimping!

At this time, an even more unbearable voice came from the room, and I only heard Uncle Nine say, "Senior sister, you can call as much as you want." After the call, you will be comfortable. ”

Immediately afterwards, there were all kinds of screams from Aunt Cane.

"Ahhh......h

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng were blushing when they heard it.

Qiusheng is okay, at least he has had a night with a female ghost, and he has tried a wonderful taste.

But Wencai is still a child.

Listening to this voice, I can't stand it.

Qiusheng looked like a veteran and said with a smile: "It seems that the battle between the master and the aunt is very fierce." ”

When Zhang Jing heard this, he shook his head with a smile and said, "Not necessarily." ”

It seems that his memory is correct, Uncle Nine is indeed not the kind of person they said about Qiusheng and Four-Eyed Daochang. He just let the three of them out, and they simply wanted to be crooked.

Uncle Nine is holding back a bad idea, and he is ready to let Aunt Sue know the lesson!

"Why?" Wen Cai asked with Qiu Sheng.

Why?

Two innocent guys.

Zhang Jing smiled and said nothing.

That's what that woman called?

Screaming and laughing.

I've experienced this kind of thing, not a hundred times, but dozens of times...... Well, the discs you've watched can be regarded as experienced, right?

I've never seen a woman say that! No matter how fierce the battle is, it's impossible!

This cry is like being laughed at!

It is estimated that Uncle Nine is in the room at this time, taking advantage of Aunt Sue's hands being tied and scratching her feet, so she laughs and screams.

Sure enough, when the three of them were discussing outside the door, the cane girl in the room probably couldn't stand it, and her feet were too itchy.

So she didn't pretend anymore, and there was a showdown!

In an instant, she transformed from a delicate little girl to a female man, and her hands slammed into a wrench, and the strip of cloth that tied her hands was directly broken!

Uncle Nine couldn't react, and was about to escape, when Aunt Su suddenly took out a wooden hammer from the side of the bed and knocked it on Uncle Nine's head.

Bang!

Uncle Nine didn't know that Aunt Sue still had a hidden weapon on her bed, so he didn't have any vigilance at all, so he thought about playing tricks on Aunt Sue. As a result, when he was about to escape, he was attacked by Aunt Cane and knocked unconscious directly.

Holding the unconscious Uncle Nine in her arms, Aunt Sue laughed: "Do you still want to slip away?"

After laughing, she quickly put Uncle Nine down on the bed, and then took out a real strong rope and tied Uncle Jiu's hands to the head of the bed.

Because Uncle Nine is in the realm of a refiner after all, her sneak attack can make Uncle Nine unconscious for a while, but Uncle Nine will soon come to his senses.

Really.

When Uncle Nine was tied up and Aunt Cane began to undress, Uncle Nine quickly came to his senses. He wanted to break free, but found that the two ropes that bound him didn't know what material they were made of, and he couldn't break free at all.

Uncle Nine could only struggle and persuaded him a little panickedly: "Senior sister, don't mess around! I hope you understand one thing, emotional matters cannot be forced!"

In fact, like the four-eyed Taoist elder and their senior brothers, everyone says that Uncle Nine is a master of love, and he is clever in picking up girls.

In fact, it was all a misunderstanding.

Including the matter of their little junior sister Aunt Sue, it was not Uncle Jiu's initiative, it was completely Aunt Sue's wishful thinking.

What to say, Uncle Nine personally said that he wanted to be with her forever.

In fact, it was completely the trap that Aunt Sue shot for Uncle Nine at the beginning. At that time, Uncle Nine was drunk by her, and said that the meaning of being with her was to always regard her as the most beloved little sister.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Uncle Nine didn't have any thoughts about Aunt Sue!

But that's not the case for Aunt Cane.

There is really no way to force such a thing as feelings.

But once you have feelings, see the right eye, and really like it, then there is no way to force a person not to like you!

Aunt Sue just likes Uncle Nine, there is no way to resolve it, and no one can make her change her mind!

Even if Uncle Nine treats her like this and hides from her, if ordinary women probably can't stand it and change their minds, Aunt Sue just won't change.

Aunt Sue quickly took off her coat and wore only a relatively thin pajamas, turning a deaf ear to Uncle Jiu's pleas for mercy, and said with a smug smile: "I know, there is no way to force emotional matters. So today, I'm going to use the third temptation to make you can't help it!"

After speaking, she picked up the bell in her hand and began to shake it.

This is to send a signal to Qiusheng and Wencai outside!

Hearing this signal, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng knew what was going on inside and what to do next.

It seems that Aunt Cane and the master in the room really didn't do that kind of thing!

The two looked at Zhang Jing in surprise and asked, "Senior brother, how do you know that there is no battle inside?"

Zhang Jing shook his head, looked at the two of them with a senior master, and said, "Although you senior brothers, you still have too little experience in this area. ”

Qiusheng and Wen Cai's eyes widened when they heard this, and they asked, "Senior brother, you have a lot of experience in this area?"

Zhang Jing coughed and said without blushing at all: "That's natural!"

Qiusheng and Wencai frowned, a little disbelieving.

But when you think about it, it seems to make some sense.

Otherwise, why did the two of them also pursue Tingting, but Tingting didn't feel anything for them, so she liked her junior brother?

There's a mystery here!

It's very exquisite!

Zhang Jing patted the shoulders of the two of them and said with a smile: "Don't worry, if you meet a girl you like in the future and don't know how to pursue it, just tell me." I'll give you advice and help you find your beloved girl!"

Qiusheng is still good, he is quite confident in himself.

Wen Cai was very happy when he heard this, rubbed his hands and said, "It's really good, I will have to invite you in the future!"

In terms of cultivation, Wen Cai was not interested.

But in terms of picking up girls, Wencai and Qiusheng are more interested.

If you have the opportunity in the future, you will have to ask Zhang Jing for advice and learn advanced experience!

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. What is polite between the brothers and sisters? ”

Zhang Jing said with a smile.

He is not a self-contained person and is happy to share what he has learned and experienced.

......

......

While the three of them were chatting, an impatient bell rang out in the room again.

Only then did Qiusheng and Wencai react, and hurriedly started to act, spraying water into the house......

Next, it's an even funnier scene.

I saw that with the help of Wencai and Qiusheng, a pillar of water sprayed into the house from the window, watering Aunt Cane all over, and Aunt Cane showed Uncle Nine what is called wetness, body temptation, and confusion!

Although Zhang Jing didn't see it with his own eyes, he heard Aunt Sue shouting delicately inside: "Oh, I can't stand it, my hands are soaked!"

"Oops, enough is enough, my plump figure now is already presented in front of you~"

"Ah~~oops~ah~~oops~"

"Senior brother~Come on~be happy~Be pretentious~"

"Can't you see it clearly?"

Foul language, it's just unsightly!

Zhang Jing can only say that this little aunt can really let go!

In order to get Uncle Nine's body, he is already mad, and he will not compromise on all means!

It's a pity that Uncle Nine was unmoved.

Not half interested.

Afterward.

Aunt Su didn't know what tricks she couldn't understand, so she put on a pair of strange-shaped glasses for Uncle Jiu, as if to make Uncle Jiu look a little more bloody.

But who knew that this method not only had no effect, but directly vomited Uncle Jiu!

This time, Aunt Cane really couldn't bear it.

The old lady tried her best to seduce you, wanting to get you, but you didn't move.

You're throwing up!

Even if Aunt Sue can give up a lot of things in order to pursue Uncle Nine, she doesn't care about a lot of things. But you can't still dislike others when they are humbled to the dust, right?

Aunt Sue, who rarely gets angry with Uncle Jiu, is really angry this time, and shouted outside the window: "Stop, stop spraying water!"

Then he looked at Uncle Nine sadly and angrily, gritted his teeth and said: "Lin Zhengying! You vomit! Okay! Don't come to me again in the future! If you come to me for anything else, I must make you pay the price!"

After saying that, he turned around and went to change his clothes.

Uncle Nine didn't know what to say about this, he wanted to go to Aunt Sue to apologize, but Aunt Sue seemed to be really angry and didn't want to see him again.

There was no way, Uncle Nine had no choice but to take Zhang Jing and the others back to Yizhuang first, and there would be a chance to talk about this matter later.

Uncle Nine didn't know what was going on, and after leaving the Taoist temple, he had to vomit from time to time along the way.

Especially when I saw some wild chrysanthemums on the road, I vomited so badly that Zhang Jing, Qiusheng, and Wencai were all confused. (Anyway, I really didn't understand this plot in the movie.) Why does Uncle Nine vomit What kind of stalk is the chrysanthemum? ）

After returning to Yizhuang to rest for a long time, Uncle Nine got a little better.

Zhang Jing saw that Uncle Nine had recovered a little, and he also began to discuss business with Uncle Nine.

About what the zodiac chief said in the teahouse in the morning, go to Tengteng Town to get rid of the zombies!

Throughout the entire "New Mr. Zombie" movie, there are not many things that interest Zhang Jing.

Roughly two.

One is that when Aunt Cane went down the mountain, she encountered in the woods 'red and white collision and send-off marriage'. This plot actually has nothing to do with the main line of the movie, but it is the most terrifying part of the whole film that Zhang Jing felt when he watched this movie in his previous life!

It's a childhood nightmare!

But now the situation is different, Zhang Jing, as a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, has good strength, and urgently needs demons and monsters to brush up his experience.

This kind of thing that used to be scary can now be explored.

In addition, the second one is the zombies of Tengteng Town.

Tengteng Town is almost a zombie nest now, there are so many zombies that even the residents of the town have fled in all directions, and no living person dares to live.

If only you could sweep away the zombies in Tengteng Town......

That merit value is going to be a terrifying number, right?

It is estimated that it is more than killing that royal zombie!

As for the main plot line of this movie, the removal of the spirit baby in the Marshal's Mansion is not much difficult in Zhang Jing's opinion, and there is not much merit to be brushed.

When the time comes, someone from the Dashuai Mansion will come to invite, and Zhang Jing will accompany Uncle Jiu on a trip.

It's not hard to solve.

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(The second is 10,000 words.) There will be a third watch, but it will be late.

The white robe won't go to work tomorrow, stay up late and code slowly, everyone will get up tomorrow morning to watch. If you have a vote, remember to vote~)