Birthday poems make waves

Deep resentment causes trouble

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The poem says:

Talented and amazing-looking,

There is no vertical and horizontal in the plum blossom tent.

The soul of Baimei is not chaotic,

The jade dew has been cool for four or five years.

However, he said that Jiang Peng was tied up to the inn and could not get out, knowing that it was not a place to stay for a long time, and if he waited for Murong Yan to come back, he would inevitably escape, so he used the excuse of going to the thatched house and begged Chen Lao Wu to loosen his ties. Chen Lao Wu walked the rivers and lakes in his early years, so he naturally understood his careful thoughts, knew that he intended to escape, and sneered, but he really couldn't help it, and pulled his pants with and urine. Seeing this, Chen Lao Wu frowned and covered his nose, and said in his heart that this inn is small and airtight, if he stays for another two or three hours, he will have to stink to death, so he loosened Jiang Peng's bonds.

"If you try to escape, I'll break your legs!"

"Hmph, when I come back from the palace, I'll reason with you!"

Jiang Peng said angrily, and ran quickly to the thatched house, Chen Lao Wu was also careful, followed closely behind, and stood at the door of the thatched house. Listening to the sound of joy coming from inside, he frowned and said, "What did you eat in the morning, it smells so strange?"

Jiang Peng said: "What do you have to do with what you eat? Go and get some paper." ”

Chen Lao Wu sneered: "Do you really think that you are the son of the He family, and you still wipe it with paper?"

Jiang Peng said again: "You can't pick it with your hands, can you?" ”

Chen Lao Wu thought that it would be a few steps away, and it would not hurt to pick some leaves for him, so he walked over to pick them. How did he know that there was another back door in the thatched house, and when he heard the sound, he couldn't help but "chuckle" in his heart, knowing that it was not good, he dropped the leaves and chased after him. Although Jiang Peng didn't know martial arts, he was forced by his father Jiang Mo to learn some light skills, only to see him rolling and crawling at the beginning, and then he was as healthy as a rabbit, and he ran fast. Chen Laowu's martial arts were all wasted, his legs and feet were not good, where to chase him, Jiang Peng fled without a trace in the blink of an eye. Chen Lao Wu was extremely depressed, thinking that this beast might cause some trouble, so he should quickly inform He Lai to be careful.

Jiang Peng panicked and picked up the jungle trail to run until he was out of breath and couldn't run anymore. was sitting on the stone resting, suddenly heard the sound of hunting behind him, only that Chen Lao Wu chased after him, and he was so frightened that he ran away, but he was picked up like a chicken.

"Who are you who dare to disturb my martial arts practice?"

"I don't want to bother, please bear ......with me," he didn't say anything, and he caught a glimpse of the person who caught him, wasn't it his father Jiang Mo? At that moment, he was surprised and delighted, and shouted repeatedly: "Dad, it's me!"

"Who are you that dare to pretend to be my son?"

Jiang Peng said: "Dad, I'm Jiang Peng! Take a good look, I'm really your son!"

Jiang Mo's mind was clear this time, he took off his pants, saw the big birthmark, and laughed: "Yes, yes! You are really my son! Just, how did you become like this?"

Jiang Peng said with a sad face: "Dad, I almost won't see you." At the moment, Jiang Mo was furious when he talked about how he was kidnapped and humiliated, and how he escaped death.

"Do you know who did the harm to you?"

Jiang Peng hurriedly described Murong Yan's appearance in detail, and Jiang Mo laughed again when he heard it: "Who am I, it turns out to be that little girl!

Jiang Mo's martial arts are world-famous, from his father's horse, he will definitely be able to capture him, thinking of Murong Yan's stunning appearance and slender figure is about to disappear, Jiang Peng couldn't help but feel a trace of pity, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "That woman is beautiful and fragrant, it would be a pity if she died." Please let my father abandon his martial arts and arrest her, and in time, let her leave a queen for our Jiang family. ”

Jiang Mo said "very good", laughed and walked away. Looking at his back, thinking that it would not be long before he could have a cloud and rain with that Murong Yan, Jiang Peng couldn't help but be overjoyed, and waited for Jiang Mo to return victoriously.

Jiang Peng rushed to the He Mansion angrily, only to see the lights up and down the He Mansion, the vocal music fluttering, the royal relatives and nobles sitting in the main hall, as for relatives and friends, it is nothing more than the merchants with close business contacts sitting in the backyard, and there is an endless stream of people who come to celebrate the birthday, and what is jaw-dropping is that this birthday banquet is actually presided over by the emperor himself, which shows the high status of He Mansion in the emperor's heart. In fact, how did he tell the emperor that he would hand over half of the money he had made in the past few years, and he did not calculate how much of this half was made, and the rough statistics were not less than fifteen million taels. The emperor was pleasantly surprised by this huge figure, and when He proposed that the emperor preside over the birthday banquet, it was natural for the emperor to accept it.

Let's see what the emperor said:

Today is really full of sages and friends. All the ministers were present, and there were still many relatives and friends who had come back to pay their respects. Exactly: family and friends share family happiness, laughter and longevity. I don't know if you have noticed, He Gong's face is always flushed with red light, which means that he is full of happiness and happiness. Sixty years of ups and downs, sixty years of vicissitudes of life, years climb the forehead, and the temples are dyed with white frost. He Gong is lucky, He Aiqing is three yuan and the first, and he is very appreciated, and his wife Lu Yirou is both talented and beautiful, which is really a match made in heaven for talented and beautiful people, and the filial piety and daughter-in-law envy others. Here, I wish He Gong a blessing like the East China Sea, and the sun and the moon are prosperous. The pine crane is elongated, the spring and autumn are not old, the ancient is rare, and the joy is long. At the same time, I also wish everyone present happiness and good health! The sunset is infinitely bright, and the celebration period is full of treasures. Please invite the son and daughter-in-law of the old birthday star to the church to pay their respects!

A bow, wishing the old birthday star happiness such as the East China Sea, longevity than the South Mountain;

Second worship, wishing the old birthday star the sun and moon to be prosperous, and the pine crane to be Changchun;

Three bows, I wish the old birthday star a smile and a happy family.

The emperor smiled and said: "Please invite the son and daughter-in-law of the birthday star to give a birthday message." ”

He didn't think about it, he opened his mouth and came, but he didn't know that something went wrong:

Shoubi Nanshan pine is not old, and the blessing is like the long flow of the East China Sea.

Children and grandchildren are blessed around the knees, and the sun and moon increase and live a long life.

The emperor smiled and said: "He Aiqing has a lot of hypocrisy. ”

Why is he puzzled: "How do you say this?"

The emperor said with a smile: "Since marriage, He Aiqing has no heirs, how can he have children and grandchildren around his knees? ”

There is no other way, I remembered that Xin Jiaxuan once had a birthday poem, so let's use it. So he said: "I said that it is one, the Bodhisattva Guanyin who lives in the world." Even this year, his appearance is sixty, and he is only sixteen when he sees the bottom road. Mo Dao birthday star incense candle, Mo Zhu Lingchun turtle crane. Just take the pen lightly, cross it, and add a skimm. ”

Add a skim to the word "ten", which is "thousand", such a wonderful greeting, as soon as the voice fell, it won the applause of the whole house.

Murong Yan's birthday speech can be described as unpretentious, but it is well-intentioned, at present, she cannot cover up her husband's limelight, just be ordinary. So he said calmly:

Sixty spring is not idle, a lot of hard work turns sweet.

Now, I wish the dynasty and the dynasty to dance, and I should believe in life for two hundred years.

At the beginning of the banquet, the cups were pushed and changed, and it was very lively. Seeing that He Lai came to toast with his wife, Ye Xianggong smiled at Murong Yan and said: "I heard that Mrs. He is both talented and beautiful, this appearance is really unparalleled in the world, but I don't know what the talent is, and I will test you." ”

Murong Yan pushed back and said: "The concubine has just read some poetry books, how dare she get an axe." ”

The emperor said: "Today's happiness is also rare, Mrs. He should not refuse, disturb the interest." ”

Murong Yan saw that she couldn't shirk it, so she had to agree. Ye Xianggong hesitated for a moment, and came out of Shanglian: Busy for fame, busy for profit, busy and busy, and drink a cup of tea.

Murong Yan hesitated for a moment, and replied: "Work hard, work hard, make fun in the bitterness, and pour two taels of wine." "After that, he lifted the wine jug and poured wine for Ye Yan.

Ye Xianggong laughed, drank it all, and came out again: "Living in the pagoda, looking at Kong Ming, it is really difficult to walk around the river." ”

Murong Yan pondered for a moment and replied: "The bird is in the cage, thinking about the nest, hating Guan Yu and not flying it." "Anyway, it's full again.

Ye Xiang laughed openly, praised repeatedly, and drank the wine in the cup again.

At this time, the emperor stood up and said: "There is a Shanglian that no one has come out so far, if Mrs. He can do it, I will immediately issue a decree to entitle Mrs. He as the lady of the three products, not only that, but to ensure the stability and prosperity of the He family for generations." If you can't come out, ask Mrs. He to perform a dance. ”

Mrs. Sanpin ordered to be indifferent to Murong Yan, but the latter sentence moved her heart, which was equivalent to a gold medal for avoiding death. It's just that the emperor promised so much, this pair of associations must be mostly eternal absolute, if it can't come out, it won't lose anything, so he agreed. As soon as the emperor's uplink came out, everyone was stunned:

Collect Erchuan, line up eight formations, six out of seven captures, five zhang in front of the original, light forty-nine bright lights, one heart only for three cares.

This is a digital couplet describing Zhuge Liang's life. As soon as the upper link came out, everyone turned their heads and talked about it, until they finally shook their heads, even if they were full of poetry and books, they were at a loss.

Seeing that she frowned and pondered, the emperor smiled and said: "I heard that Mrs. He is charming and enchanting in the closed moon, if you can perform a dance today to feast your eyes, it is really an honor." ”

He was afraid to secretly pull He Lai, and asked him to hurry up and help think of a way together, after all, this "death-free gold medal" has too strong temptation. He Lai sighed and said: "Dad, I really have more than enough heart but not enough strength, this linkage, Mo Yan will be for a while, even if I want to go for three years and five years, I can't be right." ”

But seeing Murong Yan suddenly smiled, she ordered Xiaohong to take the four treasures of the study, dip the pen in ink, and wave it. When the emperor saw it, he couldn't help but exclaim:

Take the West Shu, set the south barbarian, the east and the north refuse, in the tent of the Chinese army, turn into gold, wood and earth to the gods, and the water surface can be attacked with fire.

The crowd applauded. The emperor was greatly appreciative, saying that after waiting for hundreds of years to join the alliance, everyone hurriedly agreed, saying that Lu Yirou was really talented. The emperor was happy, and gave him a beautiful dragon and phoenix hairpin, and opened the golden mouth on the spot to show that he kept his promise.

Seeing that his wife can be literate and martial, and has both talent and appearance, he can't help but admire the five-body throw. Thinking about himself, that is, with a clever mouth, compared with her, I suddenly felt ashamed of myself, and even felt that marrying her was my own climb.

He was afraid and said: "Xue'er, in order to thank the emperor for Longen, why don't you dance a song?"

Murong Yan nodded with a smile, went to the wing room to change her clothes and came out, as the vocal music sounded, she danced, the color fan was elegant, sometimes raised her wrist and lowered her eyebrows, sometimes she lightly Shu Yun's hand, the fan in her hand was closed and held, like a pen walking in the dragon painting Danqing, the jade sleeves were windy, elegant and vigorous.

But seeing that her eyes contain spring water, clear waves and longing, the head of the falling bun obliquely inserted jasper dragon and phoenix hairpin, fragrant and beautiful than flowers, under the neck, a gap drawn in the snow-white, the two balls are evenly distributed on both sides, with the dance from time to time to tremble, like two egrets who have just woken up in the nest, energetic, wings ready to fly, such a beautiful scene, the emperor is fascinated, no longer have the heart to eat wine.

"There is such a bewitching and charming woman in the world!" Thinking of the three thousand beauties in the harem, none of them can compare with it, the emperor couldn't help but sigh and feel sad. Prime Minister Wan beside him sensed the emperor's thoughts, leaned over and whispered: "This woman has the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese, and the appearance of shy flowers in the closed moon. ”

The emperor nodded and sighed: "If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for?"

Prime Minister Wan said again: "You see her smiling like a peony blooming, crying like a begonia with rain." After a bath, I got on the dragon bed, but I saw that the jade body was soft, the crisp chest was towering, and the golden lotus was raised at the same time. It can make people flutter like nine days, and can make people enjoy the joy of the world. ”

The emperor sighed again, his eyes full of loss. Prime Minister Wan said: "Weichen has a good plan to make her willing to commit to the emperor." ”

The emperor's eyes lit up, as if he had come to the spirit: "If you can do it, I will remember your great achievements!"

Prime Minister Wan said: "It is the duty of the ministers to share the emperor's worries and solve problems. The right is a small gift to the emperor as a small gift from the minister, please smile. The emperor nodded with a smile, although he didn't get anyone, a beautiful scene had appeared in front of him.

The birthday banquet was not over until the second watch, and everyone went back to their homes, because the hour was too late, He Lai proposed to invite the emperor to rest in He Mansion, which was in the emperor's arms, and immediately agreed. Prime Minister Wan also rested in He Mansion on the grounds of old age, but in fact, he was waiting, and it was convenient to start in the dead of night. He didn't know that Jiang Mo was also waiting, and he would shoot when they all fell asleep.

At this time, in the wing room of Hefu, behind the screen, the light veil is swirling, the water mist is filled, like a fairyland, Murong Yan stretched out her jade toes to test the water temperature, the cool breeze immersed her body in the warm water sprinkled with flower petals, and the ink-colored green silk floated on the water surface to form a bewitching net.

After washing, Xiaohong handed over the towel, she wiped her body with a smile, and Luo Qiu's tulle half-covered chest lotus step moved lightly to He Lai's side, and said gently: "It's late at night, the officials should rest in peace." ”

After bathing, Murong Yan exudes a pleasant fragrance, soft jade body, fragrant smell, how many heroes and heroes are willing to bend their waists for it, she is confident that she can charm her husband, but why can she sit like Mount Tai without moving, not pretending to be him, she is really thinking too much.

On the table, the couplet from five years ago is written: If you don't put it aside, it will be bitter. Below, there were two or three sentences written that were suspected to be downlinked, as if they were all unsatisfactory, and they were crossed out by him. Knowing that he was thinking hard, Murong Yan couldn't help it, stopped bothering, and went to bed alone to rest.

There was no man beside her, as if there was a lack of a stove, and in the cold night, the quilt was like an ice cellar, so cold that she shivered, got up in her clothes, but saw that He Lai was still reading at night, and couldn't help but raise her eyebrows, snatched the lamp and candle, and said angrily: "What time is it, still reading?"

He Lai smiled bitterly: "There is no way to crack it, how can you sleep peacefully?"

Murong Yan asked rhetorically: "If you don't break for a day, you won't sleep for a day, and if you don't break for a month, won't you sleep for a month?"

He Lai said: "I'm sorry, I can't go down, you sleep in bed and I sleep underground." Wait for the next couplet, and then do the love of husband and wife. ”

"But the slave family wants officials. "The voice is coquettish and tactful, and it can melt stones.

I don't know where I came from, and I replied without replying: "I'm sorry, I can't mention this matter." ”

Murong Yan said angrily: "It's just a joke, how can the official bear to ask the slave family to keep the empty room alone every night?"

He Lai put down his pen and said: "It's been five years, and I still can't get the next link, just admit defeat." Listen to it. ”

Murong Yan said: "Five years ago, there was a white-haired old man who mentioned the upper link when he was a guest of the Easy School, and the lower link was not very neat. ”

He Lai said: "Where are you seeking advice, it is clearly a threat." Since I agreed, I swore to break the couplet. ”

"How can you bear to put me aside, the cold is cold, and the slave family can't sleep?"

He Lai said: "I have decided, it cannot be changed, the lady will go to rest first." ”

"You ......" Murong Yan was angry, put out the candle flame and went to sleep alone, her body was like a fire, but she was aggrieved in her heart, where could she sleep. As the so-called:

~~ Reading on a cold night and forgetting to sleep,

~~ The incense burner is smokeless.

~~ The beauty snatched the lamp with anger,

~~ Ask Lang to know what time it is.

He couldn't figure it out, he was depressed and walked out with a lantern to cover the door, only to see that the moonlight was cold, the cold wind was blowing, and when he closed the door, he heard Murong Yan sobbing on the bed: "Why do you speak coldly like this winter......"

"It's just to go out and breathe, why are you so soapy!" It can be seen that He is also angry.

It's just that Murong Yan was aggrieved in her heart, and she was saddened by herself, and when she heard this, she raised her hazy teary eyes and said, "What's wrong with the slave ......family?

"Then shut up!" With a "bang", He Lai slammed the door shut and walked to the back garden without looking back. Before he had walked a few steps, the door opened, and Murong Yan ran over with his clothes, and while draping them for him, he whispered softly: "It's cold, don't get cold, come back early." ”

"I won't be able to come back for a while!" Leaving this sentence, he left without looking back, looking at his back, Murong Yan's heart ached.

Why did this come about? Didn't he hear the conversation between the emperor and Prime Minister Wan and intend to give his wife away? What kind of vicious trick did Prime Minister Wan come up with? How did Jiang Mo deal with Murong Yan? Don't worry, the truth will be broken down next time.