Chapter 29, Fan Yuanwai is not Fan Yuanwai
"Why are you saying it's been so quiet these days, we haven't had a new soul here, it's not normal. And the black and white impermanence sent us the book is rotten, and I don't know what to do. I have to talk to the landlord, there can't be a drought or a flood, and other Meng Po will break her legs, so we will be idle. If this continues, I think we can change careers. Jinzhu couldn't help but complain when he looked at the still empty Nai He Bridge, it was too boring.
"What are you doing in your career? You can't lift your hands or your shoulders, what can you do except play tricks? You can't do it full-time!" Meng Po looked at the cold pot, she hadn't lit a fire for several days, and she was really a little uncomfortable. As soon as the words fell, the captain, who had not shown up for a long time, came over with his boat. "I'm sure now that you're a crow. I haven't even lit a fire, and this soup hasn't even started to boil, so you're really looking forward to it. ”
Recently, this woman always said that the soup she boiled had a smell and smelled bad. In addition, there are few souls recently, so I am too lazy to make a fire. Neither of them expected such a person to come today. "It's okay, it's okay, there's no hurry. You make a fire, and I can just talk to him. Jinzhu said with relief.
Meng Po's fists clenched and gurgled, "What did you just say?"
Instigated Ben Jinzhu for fear of being beaten, so he could only swallow his anger. "I just said that your old man is sitting and resting, and I'm going to make a fire. Jinzhu was secretly thinking about it as she moved, and she didn't know why this old lady had so much strength. A cutie like him with fine skin and tender flesh can only succumb to her obscenity, and the world is unfair.
"You say, will I also have a bridge in the future? With such a skillful fire-making technique, if the earth lord values it, won't he let me be in charge of a bridge? Just like you, be a bridge tyrant?" Jinzhu said.
"If you think too much, it is possible to assign you to the fire room to make a fire. And do you know that this forgetful soup also has another name, commonly known as Meng Po soup? So if you also want to occupy a bridge, you first have to click a knife and change gender. Meng Po spat out these words slowly and methodically.
Jinzhu clutched his cold crotch, it hurt to think about it.
"Look at the person on the bridge, why was he personally sent over by Black and White Impermanence? Isn't it that after crossing Huangquan Road, they will be allowed to walk alone?" Meng Po looked at the three people on the bridge, not understanding what kind of posture this was.
Jinzhu is no longer surprised by this. He dared to guarantee that the souls that came here were all screened by the Earth Monarch. He learned a few days ago that not every bridge has a pot that only uses fire and ingredients, and the rest is either stirring and adding water. And the one in front of him is the only one in the whole world. "What's so strange, just with our special pot, we also have to entertain special souls. ”
"That makes sense! It doesn't look like a fierce and evil person! Meng Po was shocked again. She has been on this bridge for a hundred years, and although she has heard of it, she has never seen a soul that is really tied to a soul chain.
"Mother-in-law, Brother Pig, I haven't seen you for a few days. Black and white impermanence led the soul with him.
"I said that you two are good at learning people's big tongues, so why don't you call Brother Pig away. Jinzhu was depressed, I don't know when he started, he has changed from a pig brother with a black and white impermanence mouth to a pig brother with all black and white impermanence. "Can you call me Jinzhu, or Xiao Jin!"
"No problem, Big Brother Pig. Black and white impermanence scratched his head and smiled. The long tongue shook and wentled. The face is white and black, and it looks weirdly coordinated and funny.
"Gotta get it, I just farted and I didn't even hear a sound. Jin Zhu was sullen, these black and white impermanences were too stubborn and didn't listen to themselves at all.
"How can we hear it, very loudly. Black and white didn't see Jinzhu's dejected look, and continued to tease.
"From now on, if I ever speak again, I'm a dog. Hmph!" Jinzhu held his breath in his throat, not up or down, and almost returned to the west. Jinzhu didn't want to pay attention to these troublemakers, and said angrily. Looking at the black and white impermanence and Meng Po's face full of disbelief, Jinzhu made up her mind to fight for her breath today, holding back her breath and not speaking, so that they were impressed.
"Judging by his face, he is not a person who is guilty, how can he use this soul chain, can he untie it? He is like this, he is like a zombie, he can't drink soup!" Meng Po circled around the new soul.
"Actually, he is not a big evil person, we are just afraid that he ran away on Huangquan Road, and I think it should be okay to come here. "Black and white are impermanent.
"Does that mean he can run away when he's here? That's unusual. "Meng Po has never encountered such an interesting thing, and the excitement has come up. handed the black and white impermanence a plate of melon seeds, and said, "Anyway, the soup will take a while, you guys will talk to us while knocking the melon seeds." ”
"Mother-in-law, our long tongue can't knock melon seeds. "Black and white impermanence can't laugh or cry.
"Uh, I forgot. Your tongue is not flexible. In this way, we knock, you listen to it, smell it. Meng Po came up with what she thought was the best solution.
Black and white impermanence wants to cry without tears, and tells stories with a sad face.
Hundreds of years ago, this man was born into a family of Orion with the surname Fan. It is said that on the day his mother gave birth, she happened to be picking vegetables in the vegetable garden. If his father hadn't returned from hunting earlier than usual, he would have almost been born in a vegetable patch.
The husband and wife had never read a book, and they had a hard time choosing a name. His mother thought that she almost gave birth to him in the vegetable garden, so she planned to call him Fan Yuan. And his father remembered that when he went to the market to sell prey, he would meet the rich and noble man, so he hoped that his son would also wear gold and silver one day, so he gave him a homophonic name, Fan Yuanwai.
This Fan Yuan's son inherited his father's business and also started to be a hunter. Originally, he was supposed to be a short-lived man, with a clear record of life and death, eighteen years old, and suddenly in a cave. That day, Black and White Impermanence followed Fan Yuan outside to hook his soul, and saw that the time was still a little short, so he didn't follow up, but waited outside. When he came out of the Fan Garden, the black and white impermanence of the Soul Hook Flag could no longer summon his soul. Since then, he has changed dramatically, with infinite strength and amazing archery.
"I think that I must have got a big opportunity in the cave outside this Fan Garden, otherwise how could it be so plain. Meng Po pondered whether it was some natural treasure that he had eaten, so it was like this.
In fact, I don't know what the specific situation is. After telling the emperor, the judge wrote him a new life and death book. This time, when Fan Yuan was a hundred years old, when he went to hook his soul again, black and white impermanence found that his soul had long been missing.
"Aren't you two curious about what happened to him?" Meng Po tried to gossip about the two of them.
"Anyway, the current soul has arrived here, and he can't run anymore, or you let him go and let him tell us about it. Jinzhu, who was scratching his liver while listening, couldn't hold back after all.
"Dog" Meng Po glanced at Jinzhu and barked.
"Wangwang......" Jinzhu Dog agreed without restraint.
"Brother Pig, you are really able to bend and stretch. After expressing his admiration for Jinzhu, Black and White Impermanence put away the soul binding rope.
Na Fan Yuan lost his restraints outside and immediately came back to life. "Where am I?" Looking at the black and white impermanence around him, Fan Yuanwai exclaimed, "Am I dead?"
"You should have died a long time ago, you have earned it by living so long. Last time, the two of us failed to catch you, so that we couldn't get our wages and no rewards, and this was all your fault!"
"Hmph, if I hadn't been caught in something, you wouldn't have been able to catch me. So if you can't get a salary, you don't have the ability to do it!"
"When I got here, I still had a hard mouth, and I didn't look at whose territory it was. Black and white is not common, he is not convinced, and retorts.
"What about the underworld, you can't help me. After that, Fan Yuanwai planned to run back. Who knew that as soon as he took a step, his feet were encircled by something, and he fell directly into a dog-gnawing style.
"I'll go, buddy, don't make such a big gift, you're too polite. Jinzhu looked at Fan Yuanwai on the ground and smiled without sympathy.
"Who, who trapped my feet, how could I not move. Fan Yuanwai shouted loudly, "If you have the ability to fight, don't use these tricks." ”
"It's Ben-kun!"
Looking at the slowly coming Dijun, Jin Zhu's belly slandered, "This dog-skinned plaster-like Dijun is here again." ”
"See the Ruler of the Earth. "Black and white impermanence saluted.
"Well, go down. Seeing that Black and White Impermanence looked at Fan Yuanwai with some concern, Dijun continued: "Benjun is here, can't he still look at such a thing?"
"No, Dijun misunderstood. The little one just doesn't want the earth to bother with this little thing. Let's just step down. Black and white impermanence put the soul-binding chain into his robe, and then left.
"I said that you are a gentleman, and your life is also leisurely, every now and then" "Run to us." Jinzhu felt that Dijun had deliberately taken away the black and white impermanence.
"If I don't come, you can't handle him. Dijun pointed to the outside of Fan Yuan, who was lying on the ground. "And he has a great relationship with you, since you don't want to know, then Benjun is gone. ”
"Don't, don't...... How could it be! After a hard run, do you need a small one to pinch your shoulder?" Jinzhu immediately grabbed Dijun's sleeve, for fear that he would run away.
"Why do you walk with your feet, pinch your shoulders?" said Fan Yuanwai, who was lying on the ground.
"Uh...... Big brother, you still have the heart to watch the excitement, cow!" Jinzhu said in his heart, this buddy is in a good mood.
"As those two long tongues just said, I've lived so many more days and earned it. Fan Yuan didn't care.
"Those two long tongues have names, and they are black and white. Jinzhu kindly reminded him. "By the way, what kind of chance did you get to be so powerful?"
"That's a long story. Fan Yuanwai couldn't help but sigh with emotion, his life was much longer than others, it was too bizarre.
"Don't be afraid, we are most afraid of those who talk less, and we are not afraid of those who talk a lot, you speak slowly. "Jinzhu, who is bored, has the most time, so he doesn't care how long his story is.
At this time, Dijun untied the restraints on Fan Yuan's outer feet and let him stand up.