Chapter 3 That Good Bowl of Tea

In the twilight of the winter of the fifth year of Tianjiao, Dongfang Yi, who had been on the road for four months, finally rushed to the foot of Yuxu Mountain. Zhen Shuai, who was originally traveling with him, was in Jingzhou because he got rumors about the appearance of the great master in Lingzhou, so he and Dongfang Yi went north separately.

"Xiao Hei, do you think Zhen Shuai can become the apprentice of the great grandmaster? This kid's character is so much, will his IQ not be enough to be deceived? Since the last time I helped him deceive that old lady, I found that he seemed to be missing a string in his head, and he was obviously bluffed by others, but he actually leaked the bottom himself, he was as stupid as a pig! Heh, pigs dislike him.....

Listening to Dongfang Yi's chatter, Xiao Hei snorted dissatisfiedly, then pushed the other party away, and walked towards the tea stall at the foot of the mountain with a helpless face.

Climbing the mountain at night, not to mention Dongfang Yi now, even when his martial arts were alive back then, he didn't dare to take this risk. Yuxu Mountain is known as the first mountain in the southeast, except for the forty-nine peaks on the top of the mountain, it gives people a feeling of being in the fairy palace, and the rest is that the steepness of its mountain is daunting, only enough for the mountain trail where the two people walk side by side, like a cloud ladder general angle, not to mention that the second-grade junior martial artists are those who are at the peak of the second-grade sometimes can't help but be frightened, not to mention that this is at night.

"Xiao Er, come to a pot of good tea!

Seeing this, the tea guests who came here to play or were preparing to climb the mountain tomorrow covered their noses to avoid Dongfang Yi, who was dressed in cold clothes. The shopkeeper, whose business is quite considerable, originally thought that he was a big customer, but as soon as he saw the person's outfit, he immediately pulled down his face, who would not have the strength to do business outside? Don't you think that if there is a skinny broken horse, someone will treat him as a son who travels out and then encounters a tragic accident on the road?

"Objectively, although our small shop is not big, the signature Baihua duck is not cheap, you..."

If he had been looked down upon so much in the past, Dongfang Yi would have started to call for people to demolish the store, but what happened during this period made him accustomed to the white eyes of others, and he had already eaten the grain reserves in a hurry, so he still had the leisure to argue with the shopkeeper about this? So, Dongfang Yi used all his strength to eat milk and shouted loudly, "Zhao Zhen, if you don't come out again, don't blame the master, I will go up the mountain to sue you, so that you can't eat and walk around!"

Hearing this name, the shopkeeper's legs couldn't help but tremble. The young marshal of the Great Liang Water Division, since birth, has not stepped into the camp of the Water Division, but with three tips to help the weak Great Liang Water Division to gain control of the South China Sea, Hou Wu rebelled and blocked on Ryukyu Island, seven years ago and the Southern King Dongfang Sheng turned to Mobei, seven battles and seven victories, known as the little god of war by the world, and the reputation is above the Heng King Dongfang Yi.

But five years ago, for some reason, this little god of war resigned from Mobei and rushed to the foot of Yuxu Mountain, squatting at the entrance of the mountain road every day to laugh and scold with others. If it weren't for the appearance of Lu Kang, the deputy marshal of the Navy Division, who wanted to take him back to Jiangdu, I am afraid that his identity would not be known to outsiders to this day. However, the ragged young man in front of him today not only scolded Zhao Zhen's name, but also scolded his bastard, how could it not make people fearful?

"Damn, Xiao Jiuzi, do you dare not threaten me with her?" A laughing and scolding came from the crowd of onlookers, and then a young man dressed in Shu brocade pushed aside the crowd and explained to everyone with a smile, "My brother-in-law, brother-in-law! This is a quarrel with the family, so it ended up like this." Excuse me, how about you give me a thin noodle and don't see it? Thank you, thank you!"

How could Zhao Zhen's brother-in-law be a mortal? This group of people is not stupid, of course, the down-and-out scene of such characters cannot be passed on, otherwise not to mention Zhao Zhen They can't afford to provoke them, in case this kid is also a towering thing behind him, there is no need to say what the result will be waiting for them. Then everyone hurriedly promised that they would not talk too much, and then dispersed in a hurry!

"Zhao... Zhao Gong... Public... Son... This... This... I'm going to... Above... Only... Just eat... Food... Give... Send it!"

Looking at the shopkeeper who was frightened by himself, Zhao Zhen took out a jade pendant from his arms and threw it to the shopkeeper, crying and laughing, "My name is Zhao Zhen, not Zhao's father-in-law... Childe, I seem to be a eunuch in the palace. Go ahead, bring anything delicious and drinkable, and my jade pendant will be a thank you gift!"

"Thanks... Thank you Zhao Gongzi!" Seeing that Zhao Zhen was quite polite and did not show any displeasure, the shopkeeper hurriedly took the jade pendant with a flattered look, and then hurriedly rushed into the back to prepare the food that Dongfang Yi wanted.

Glancing at Xiao Hei, who was given to this kid two years ago, Zhao Zhen dragged the teapot and poured himself a cup of tea, and then blew the tea foam on it, and said happily, "The dignified King Heng is actually down to such a point, what do you say will happen if you let those gentlemen in the southeast know who regard you as an example?"

Dongfang Yi, who was originally weak, heard that Zhao Zhen dared to ridicule him, and instantly didn't know where the strength came from, slapped the table, and scolded back, "Put your uncle's fart, when did Lao Tzu become an example for the gentlemen, don't press your donkey grass hat on my head!"

"Hey, isn't this still the strength! Just now, this palm, this son felt the momentum of the second-grade master!"

"Get out!"

A rolling word is like a rainbow, and it is the momentum of the second-grade master that Zhao Zhen said.

The poor shopkeeper just brought out the prepared duck, and was so frightened by this rolling word that the soles of his feet slipped, and the food plate and duck in his hand were thrown into the air.

"Little second brother, be careful!"

When the shopkeeper opened his eyes, the hundred flowers and ducks had already landed on the table, and there were a lot of food plates and plates. Taking a deep breath, the shopkeeper hurriedly got up and apologized to Zhao Zhen, but there was a hint of blame in his gaze towards Dongfang Yi.

Zhao Zhen, who sat down again, looked at Dongfang Yi who was feasting, looked at the table lightly with his fingers, and said with a slightly distressed smile, "How delicious is it, isn't it the same as the roasted whole sheep in Mobei?"

Holding the duck leg in one hand and wiping the oil stains on the corner of his mouth with the other, Dongfang Yi replied inarticulately, "It's okay, everything you eat when you're hungry is delicious!"

Hearing this, Zhao Zhen withdrew his left hand on the table, helped Dongfang Yi get a bowl of tea, and said softly, "The ingredients of Baihua Duck are mostly sweet and greasy things, you are not suitable for eating these greasy things now that your meridians are broken, drink more tea to clean up your stomach and intestines, which will help your body recover." ”

With a "bang", the teapot that was originally in Zhao Zhen's hand instantly burst at the forehead on the left side of his head, and the broken porcelain pieces cut out Zhao Zhen's handsome face.

"Zhao Zhen, are you enough?"

Looking at the tea bowl that was not yet full, Zhao Zhen wiped a handful of tea stains and blood on his forehead, and said nonchalantly, "You see that this tea is not yet full, you are impatient to do it!

"I'm asking you enough! Zhao Zhen, I advise you not to ignore my question!"

"Stop, stop!" Facing the aggressive Dongfang Yi, Zhao Zhen shook his head with a wry smile, and then pushed the tea bowl in his hand in front of Dongfang Yi, laughing at himself, "It's a bit hypocritical to say that you can't help yourself." If you can't help yourself, how can your body be up to you?"

"Because of the grace of Mobei?"

"Well, if it weren't for him back then, I'm afraid I might have died there in the Battle of Seven Kings Mountain. Everyone in the world calls me the little god of war, but I don't know how there is a real undefeated god of war in this world? I'm just a deserter!" Zhao Zhen raised his head and looked directly at Dongfang Yi's gaze, took out the prepared poison from his arms and put it lightly on the table, and then said lightly, "Half a month ago, he sent someone to send a pack of poison and a pair of incomplete armor. I knew he needed my help!"

Glancing at the poison on the table, Dongfang Yi sneered, stabilized his trembling right hand, and asked with a sneer, "First, to verify whether I have really lost my martial arts, and second, to let you take this opportunity to kill me here, and I will escape to Yuxu Mountain and let him be restrained!"

Nodding slowly, Zhao Zhen opened the poison on the table, poured it into the tea, and then wiped a little blood from his forehead and stirred it in the bowl a few times, and said with a disgusted face, "You see that this blood, poison, and tea are mixed together, and no one will drink such disgusting things, he will understand me, right?"

After taking a deep look at Zhao Zhen, Dongfang Yi turned his head expressionlessly and walked out of the shed.

Just as Dongfang Yi came out of the shed, a long sword suddenly flew in the distance, and then a woman with a cold face, like a fairy descending to earth, came over, and shouted, "Zhao Zhen, you bastard!!

The shopkeeper who was hiding in the kitchen of the tea stall heard another person scolding Zhao Zhen for being a bastard, and hurriedly lifted the prepared mallet and smashed it on his head, then closed his eyes and completely fainted. He had a full view of what was going on in the shed just now. Although he is not in the rivers and lakes, he is still clear about the affairs of the rivers and lakes, and the less he knows about some things, the better, especially the things that involve everyone's children.

Listening to such a familiar and expectant voice, Zhao Zhen's blood-covered face was filled with joy and sorrow.

Immediately before he could say anything to greet the comer, a flower suddenly appeared in front of him, and with a snap, the handsome face that had just been devastated by Dongfang Yi was reflected with bright red palm prints.

"Scolding people doesn't expose their shortcomings, hitting people doesn't hit their faces, they are worthy of a family, they like to slap me in the face...."Covering the left side of his face that was swollen quickly, Zhao Zhen's eyes were full of tears, full of grievances.

Dongfang Yi, who followed the woman back to the shed, saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and then silently lowered his head, the woman in front of him, let alone him, I am afraid that few people in the entire Daliang Dynasty dare to provoke. When today's third daughter, the only heir of the queen's mother, and the high apprentice of the great master, any of these identities are terrifying, let alone together!

"Third sister..."

"Wait for me to get out of here, and then I'll settle accounts with you!"

"Oh!"

After teaching his younger brother a lesson, Dongfang Yue glanced at the tea bowl on the table, and sneered, "Zhao Zhen, if you want to die, give the old lady a long death, don't embarrass the old lady at the foot of this Yuxu Mountain." Although you and I nominally have a marriage contract, if I don't recognize it, no one in the world can force me to admit it!"

"Understood, understood. Unlike Dongfang Yi, Zhao Zhen is really afraid of his titular daughter-in-law, otherwise he would not have stayed at the foot of Yuxu Mountain for five years and would not dare to go up the mountain.

Glancing at Zhao Zhen, Dongfang Yue recalled the long sword on the ground, and said lightly to Dongfang Yi, "Let's go, follow me up the mountain!"

"Hmm!"

Seeing this, Zhao Zhen sent Dongfang Yi a look I understand you, and then sent the two out of the tea stall with a smile on his face.

On the way up the mountain, Dongfang Yi looked back at the tea stall at the foot of the mountain many times, and his eyes were full of worry.

As if feeling his brother's gaze, Dongfang Yue comforted without squinting, "Don't worry, he'll be fine!"

At the same time, Zhao Zhen, who was sitting in the tea stall, touched his stomach with his left hand, pinched his chin with his right hand, looked at the empty tea bowl, and wondered, "Could it be that Dongfang Tao let the seller of fake medicine be pitted?" Why didn't there be any reaction at all?"