Chapter 233: Wait, You're Pretty Fresh
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his death and blame Meng Po, Meng Po Lao Tang's century-old reputation will be lost, and the reward experience value will be +80!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for killing the ghost pet tiger, the ghost is in pain, and the experience point is +50!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for stealing the ghost and ghost god order, and the experience point is +60!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for disrupting the order of time in the underworld for dying, and rewarding experience points +100!"
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Tang Sanzang took away a large wave of experience without paying attention, while Senior Brother Duan De looked at this junior brother with a nervous expression.
In particular, Xuanzang picked up the ghost and god order and broke into the underworld unimpeded, which made Senior Brother Duan De's face change greatly.
"Little Senior Brother, where did you get this token?" Senior Brother Duan De asked curiously.
"You guess?" Xuanzang smiled slightly, and Senior Brother Duan De shook his head again and again, indicating that he didn't dare to guess.
"Actually......" Xuanzang squinted his eyes and whispered, "The poor monk just picked it up from the feet of that damn ghost." β
Senior Brother Duan De's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he looked at the Ghost Divine Order with a shocked expression.
Pick up a fart, you stole it without knowing it, didn't you?
In fact, Duan De had always had a question about what happened to Tang Sanzang, was he dead or alive, and why did the spirit rune he hit just now split into two divine souls.
And another spirit can quietly take itself away?
Duan De found that not long after this little junior disciple went down the mountain, he couldn't see him more and more clearly.
The only thing that reassures Duan De is that this little senior brother is still kind-hearted, and when he sees injustice, he pulls out his sword to help him, and he is happy to help others!
He is worthy of being a person from Pure Land Temple.
I believe that on this westward journey, it must be welcomed by the gods from all walks of life!
"Little junior brother, are you planning to take me away directly?" Duan De's eyes showed a bit of a strong desire for business, but when he thought that his longevity was over, he couldn't help but sigh again.
"Senior brother, aren't you curious, why did you suddenly die strangely?" Tang Sanzang tilted his head and said with a wicked smile: "Senior brother, I think this should be a shocking conspiracy, so we must find out. β
Duan De: "......"
Ahem, why do I feel like your eyes are always looking around when you say this? Are you really trying to find a reason for me?
"However, this is the underworld, I'm afraid we can't ...... at will" Before Senior Brother Duan De finished speaking, Tang Sanzang took out a fiber rope and put it directly around Senior Brother Duan De's neck.
Duan De: "???"
"Ahem, it's so eye-catching that we're hanging out like this. Now that the poor monk is pretending to be a ghost to escort you, wouldn't it be better?" Tang Sanzang said seriously.
Duan De nodded, indicating that it was feasible.
But when he saw Tang Sanzang's oily bald head and the monk's head, he couldn't help but ask weakly: "Little junior brother, are you sure you can really get by?"
"Why can't it? Isn't the one who controls the underworld also a bodhisattva? I'm a monk and a ghost, isn't it a surprise?" Tang Sanzang asked rhetorically.
Duan De: "......"
Well, it seems to be the same thing, but it seems that something is not quite right.
Soon, Tang Sanzang and Duan De sneaked to the attic where they were stored in the Book of Life and Death.
I saw that outside the attic, two underworld guards were dutifully guarding the door, always vigilant against the outsiders next to them.
"Wait, you're very naΓ―ve. An underworld guard stopped Tang Sanzang and looked at him with a suspicious face.
"This handsome big brother, it's not long since the little newcomer became a ghost, so it's normal that you don't recognize me. Tang Sanzang said as he tried to take the opportunity to get in.
However, before he could lift his feet, another Underworld guard stopped him.
"You're new here, you shouldn't know the rules, right?"
Propriety?
Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, What are the rules in this underworld? So he smiled slightly, and said, "Is it possible, the two eldest brothers need transit money?"
After speaking, Tang Sanzang took out a large stack of silver tickets from his arms.
The two underworld guards looked at each other, and their faces suddenly darkened: "Are you provoking us? The underworld doesn't need mortal money. Quickly take out your ghost and god order, and ten wisps of ghost and god qi will let you in!"
After saying that, the two sturdy guards unceremoniously snatched the ghost and god order in Tang Sanzang's hand, raised their heads and took a breath, and directly absorbed the ghost and god qi of Tang Sanzang's ghost and god order.
"Ma Dan, even take the cheap of the poor monk, you are too shameless. It has always been a poor monk, and now it has become you to a poor monk?" the corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched, and then he took out two bowls of soup from his arms, and said with a flattering face.
"Two big brothers, hard work. The little one has specially prepared some delicious food for you, why don't you try it?" Tang Sanzang smiled evilly.
"This is ......" The faces of the two underworld guards changed slightly, and they looked at the dark soup and fell into deep thought.
By the way, why does this soup look so familiar?
When Duan De saw it, his face changed.
Ma Dan, isn't this Meng Po soup? How could it fall into the hands of the little junior brother.
"What, this thing isn't poisonous, is it?" asked one of the guards warily.
Tang Sanzang's face changed slightly when he heard this, revealing a displeased look, and he snorted: "Two adults, haven't you ever eaten sesame paste? Have you never tasted black jelly?
"That seems to be true. One of the guards nodded in understanding, but asked curiously, "What kind of soup are you?"
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, his eyes gradually blurred, as if he recalled a trace of the past: "Not long ago, I met a person in the mortal world and gave me a jar of wine, she said that it is called drunken life and dreams, and after drinking, you can forget anything you have done." β
"I wonder why there is such a wine. She said that the biggest trouble of people is that they have too good a memory. If you can forget everything, every day will be a new beginning, then how happy you are. β
Tang Sanzang sighed with emotion, and then said slowly: "Being a human being is like this, isn't it true that being a ghost is not?" so I didn't dare to hide it privately, and I deliberately used it to honor the two big guys. β
The two underworld guards couldn't help but nod their heads when they heard this, praising the newcomer for knowing the times, which was good.
And the corners of Duan De's mouth twitched when he heard this: Ma Dan, isn't this Meng Po soup? Why did it turn into wine inexplicably? And there are too many slots, right? I don't know where to complain.
As soon as the two poor underworld guards finished drinking Meng Po soup, they clanged, and the soup bowl fell to the ground, looking at Tang Sanzang and them with a confused expression.
"Who are you?"
"Who are we?"
"Why are we here?"
Facing the questions from the soul of the underworld guards, Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then said: "You are statues made of sand, used to guard the door of the warehouse, referred to as sand sculptures!"
Duan De: "......"