Everyone heard Huang Tiedan say one or two sentences of limerick poems, and secretly disdainful in their hearts, and secretly said: Huang Tiedan is a leprosy dog, and he still wants to learn to sing poems from merry travelers, which is really ridiculous and generous, ridiculous!

At this time, everyone still didn't answer, and the scene was still embarrassing.

Fortunately, Huang Tiedan is a master of covering his ears and stealing bells, and he is good at talking to himself, he arched his hand to everyone and said, "Thank you Chenghui, Xiao Xiu said goodbye and left first." ”

Everyone laughed in their hearts at Huang Tiedan's clown behavior, and secretly said one after another: Huang Tiedan, leprosy dog, get out of here!

Huang Tie Dan was stupid and boring, so he had to take care of himself with the beast rope and the colorful golden clams, and went out from the western gate of this courtyard, and then went north. Huang Tiedan walked while leading a song, although he was ugly, his voice was good, and his singing voice was very loud.

My generation has endured hardships in the world, but I say that the immortal family is out of the world.

Cultivating all day long to earn the sea of suffering, I have never tasted the immortals out of all beings.

The song Huang Tiedan, high-pitched and clear, spread around the sunyard.

Huang Tie Dan sang while singing, and there was a colorful golden clam under his hand, which was more or less grotesque.

Everyone saw Huang Tiedan leading a spirit worm away, and one by one they secretly despised behind him: This earth dog loves to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and loves to be in the limelight, which is really annoying. A good colorful golden clam, but pulled with a beast rope, is really stupid and smoking, no one can match!

Huang Tie Dan walked north, but it was a lot quieter here, and everyone began to discuss the next awards, and gradually forgot about Huang Tie Dan.

Huang Tiedan walked on the song, seven bends and eight turns, and arrived at the Fuhou Bridge between the inner and outer mansions, he crossed the Fuhou Bridge, and went straight to a courtyard, which was not elsewhere, it was the residence of Kong Ermao, the chief pharmacist of the Wei family.

The Wei clan divides the disciples or monks in the clan into three classes, the highest level is the core disciples, and the core disciples are divided into the disciples of the clan with the "original surname" and the elder monks with the "foreign surname". Kong Ermao is an elder monk of the Wei clan. Kong Ermao himself is still a pharmacist, and because the elixir and elixir techniques are not bad, he is now the chief pharmacist of the Wei family.

Huang Tiedan came to Kong Ermao's courtyard, carrying an infinite stick on his back, holding a colorful golden clam, broke into the door directly, and when he entered the courtyard, he suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Old man Kong, are you at home?"

Huang Tiedan shouted outside the hall, calling Kong Ermao "Old Man Kong", and seemed to be very familiar with Kong Ermao in his tone.

At this time, Kong Ermao happened to be at home, and when he heard Huang Tiedan yelling outside, he shouted: "Little bastard, get out of here!"

As soon as Kong Ermao heard the voice, he knew that there was a yellow iron egg outside, and he called the yellow iron egg a "little bastard" in his words, and called himself "this pharmacist".

Huang Tiedan listened to Kong Ermao's answer, and his heart was happy, it turned out that Kong Ermao was at home, and he said happily: "Hey, hee, hee! Great, it turns out that the old man Kong is at home, and the little one still thinks you're hanging?"

Huang Tiedan said, not polite at all, and led the colorful golden clam into the hall. Huang Tie Dan entered the hall, and took a closer look, the hall was very spacious, and there was a medicine tripod placed in the center, which was Kong Ermao's beloved thing, the second-level magic weapon Wuyun Ding, and a few cases were placed next to the Wuyun Ding, and the cases were full of various elixirs. Huang Tie Dan looked at it, and it turned out that Kong Ermao was refining the elixir again.

Kong Ermao saw that Huang Tiedan didn't say hello, and entered the door unceremoniously, so he stood up from the side of the dark cloud ding, and said loudly: "Little bastard, don't you know what politeness is?"

Huang Tiedan laughed and said, "Old man Kong, I like to listen to you laugh, are you a polite person?"

Kong Ermao said: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, and don't talk to this pharmacist about some useless gossip." You little bastard, if there's something, just say, it's okay, get out of here. The pharmacist is too busy to take care of you. ”

Huang Tiedan carefully looked at Kong Ermao and found that Kong Ermao was wearing a set of cyan robes, covered in mud, and covered with all kinds of different spirit wood chips. Kong Ermao is short in stature, obscene in appearance, and particularly peculiar, that is, although he is small, his head is very large, very disproportionate, his big head is as big as Huang Tiedan's head, and it is the big head to the big head, which complements each other.

Huang Tiedan heard Kong Ermao tell him to get out, but he was not angry, but said with a smile: "Alas, the dignified Kong Da pharmacist, known as the No. 1 pharmacist in Qingshi Town, actually has no grace, it is really extremely inconsistent with Your Excellency's temperament and identity, Xiao Xiu is heartbroken, even worse, very much!"

Kong Ermao saw Huang Tiedan's funny and ridiculous face, but he thought it was funny, and he said, "Little bastard, let's talk, what's the matter?"

Huang Tiedan said: "Guigan, of course Guigan, there is something to show you, show off." ”

Huang Tie Dan said, brought the colorful golden clam over, and said to Kong Ermao: "Kong Yaoshi, look at it, what is this? Tsk, tsk, tsk, the golden light of this body, this is the colorful golden clam you said, I got it on Dabi, by the way, have you gone to see Dabi? Have you seen my handsome and heroic appearance?"

Kong Ermao rolled his eyes and said: "This kind of children's competition, this pharmacist doesn't want to watch it, this pharmacist has been so busy lately that he doesn't have time to watch it." ”

Kong Ermao is an elder monk of the Wei family, and he is also a pharmacist, and he is currently studying the art of the elixir, and he didn't even go to see the Wei family's big competition every five years, according to his words, it is not a "pediatric" competition at all, so he doesn't want to watch it.

Huang Tiedan stuck out his tongue and said: "Yes, yes, yes, you are a dignified pharmacist, how can you look at this kind of broken comparison, forget it, don't talk about it." Look at this colorful golden clam again, this is what I got in the big competition, I tell you, I won the first place in the big competition this time, and then I got this high-level spirit worm, how about it, the little one is not awesome, the hero is not a hero?"

Kong Ermao listened to Huang Tiedan say a bunch of bullshit, was very impatient, and said: "Stop, stop, stop, little bastard, you have a lot of bullshit!"

Huang Tiedan said: "I'm okay this time, I didn't lose your face, right?"

Kong Ermao poured cold water and said: "I, you idiot, you are a toad at the bottom of the well, and your eyes are ridiculous." This big bug is just a seventh-level spirit worm, and it makes you little bastard happy. Like this kind of golden toad, there are no less than 100 heads in the Lingling Courtyard next to it, it's really a shame for you, a rammer, and you still use it as a treasure, it's really ridiculous and generous, laughing to death this pharmacist. ”

Huang Tiedan frowned and said, "No, I've heard you say before, this colorful golden clam can secrete a golden clam treasure, a golden clam treasure, it is a main medicine to make a fifth-level elixir and a spirit elixir, why is it back in your mouth and changed again?"

Kong Ermao said: "I, when did this pharmacist say such a thing?"

Huang Tiedan said: "Huh, old man Kong, you are known as the first pharmacist of bluestone, you won't even admit what you have said, right? I think about it, I understand, you must have failed to develop the elixir, and you dare not admit your incompetence." ”

The two hairy nostrils are facing the sky, and the yellow iron eggs are not birds.

Huang Tiedan said again: "You said that you are only a third-level pharmacist at present, and you can refine a third-level elixir at most, if you want to become a higher-level pharmacist, you have to refine a higher-level elixir, so you are bent on refining the elixir, this elixir is a fifth-level elixir, isn't your goal to become a fifth-level pharmacist?"

Medicine Priest is one of the professions of monks, they can use all kinds of elixir to make elixir, those who can make first-level elixir are first-class pharmacists, those who can make second-level elixirs are second-level pharmacists, those who can make third-level elixirs are third-level pharmacists, and so on. Kong Ermao can currently create a third-level elixir, which is a third-level pharmacist, if he wants to become a higher-level pharmacist, he needs to create a higher-level elixir, such as creating a fifth-level elixir and inducing elixir, then he can become a fifth-level pharmacist, Kong Ermao has been fighting for this goal for many years, but he has made no achievements and has been standing still.

Huang Tiedan said again: "If I guessed correctly, you must have failed to develop the elixir, so you will be angry, and then blame the fault on the elixir, and then further blame it on the colorful golden clam, so you are angry when you see me getting a colorful golden clam now, right?

For many years, in order to become a fifth-level pharmacist, Kong Ermao has been trying to create a fifth-level elixir and a leading elixir. However, for some reason, Kong Ermao worked hard for many years, but he did not succeed, and Kong Ermao himself did not know where the crux of the problem was. In this way, Kong Ermao has been working hard for this goal until now, and if he is not successful, he will continue to work hard.

Huang Tiedan's words seemed to hit Kong Ermao's pain point, Kong Ermao felt that his face was dull, so he scolded: "Little bastard, I love to talk nonsense here, there is no wind and no shadow." You hurry up and shut up the pharmacist, otherwise, don't blame the pharmacist for going crazy. ”

Huang Tiedan grinned and said: "It's a little nonsense, with your talent, to create a mere elixir, isn't that a trivial matter?

Kong Ermao scolded with a smile: "This is true, the little bastard can finally say a human word." ”

When Huang Tiedan heard this, he secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, it turns out that this old guy is also a master who likes to listen to nonsense, hahaha, I have to pat his ass well to make him happy.

Huang Tiedan saw that the old man with holes in Kong Ermao listened to his words, and looked very happy, and immediately hit the snake with the stick, and praised Kong Ermao and said: "To tell the truth, with your strength, creating the elixir is indeed a trivial matter that is not worth mentioning." ”