Chapter 1 Plausible and illusory
"Don't fight, don't fight! My son is just a fool, sir, just spare him!"
"Fool, fool stealing food, you have to teach him a lesson! Keep fighting, don't stop!"
Li Xiake slowly regained consciousness from the darkness, only to feel a sharp pain all over his body, the raindrop-like blows enveloped his whole body, and the voice of a woman begging for mercy and crying in his ears was familiar and unfamiliar.
"Damn, who's beating me?"
Feeling that he was being beaten by someone, Li Xiake was furious, suddenly opened his eyes, rolled on the ground, dodged the stick that was beating him, and then turned over and jumped up, raised his foot and kicked a young man holding a wooden stick next to him.
"Bang!"
The man in Tsing Yi on the opposite side was kicked in the chin by him, and his body immediately fell backwards, letting out a miserable howl.
The chaotic scene instantly fell silent.
Li Xiake kicked out, his body jumped back rapidly, his front foot was weak and his back foot was solid, and after putting on a fighting defense frame, he had time to watch the scene.
Entering the scene was a group of young men dressed in green clothes and wearing small hats, holding long sticks, standing in front of a tall vermilion gatehouse, looking at themselves with a look of surprise.
On the steps of the gatehouse behind these young people, there stood a middle-aged man in a white robe, this man was white and fat, his head was tied with a gold rope, and he held a gold paper fan on his chest and shook it slowly, with an arrogant face, and at his feet, an old woman in Tsing Yi was kneeling, constantly kowtowing to him and begging for mercy.
This picture is very similar to the scene of the bully young master bullying the poor in the costume film and television drama that Li Xiake watched before.
Li Xiake was surprised, "What's going on? Is it making a movie? I just slept for a while, how did I get to such a place?"
He is a lover of ancient martial arts, after retiring from the army, he opened a gym by himself, usually teaches fitness to teachers, and sometimes communicates with some of the same ancient martial arts enthusiasts, and has also played in the ring, won some rankings, and is considered a good kung fu player.
There is a saying that the art master is bold, he is very good at kung fu, and his courage is naturally wanted by ordinary people, although I don't understand why I came to such a strange place, but as soon as I opened my eyes, I was inexplicably beaten by someone, this breath is really difficult to eliminate, how to fight back.
"Big fat pig, you let me be beaten?"
Li Xiake looked at the white-robed middle-aged man standing under the gatehouse, "Did I recruit you to provoke you?"
The old woman in Tsing Yi, who was kneeling in front of the white-robed man, heard Li Xiake speak, and suddenly raised her head, surprised and delighted, "Ah Gua, are you okay?" Apologize to Master Bai quickly, and never steal anything from Master Bai's house in the future!"
She kowtowed to the white-robed middle-aged man in front of her and said, "Master Bai, you can bypass Ah Gua, when I picked him up from the river, he was a fool, you have a lot of adults, don't be like a fool!"
The middle-aged man in white originally watched his subordinates beat the fool to death, and couldn't help but have a big heart, and his face was full of pride, but he didn't expect that this fool would fight back in the blink of an eye, not only kicked a miscellaneous servant, but now he even dared to scold himself for being a big fat pig.
He kicked the kneeling old woman in front of him to the sky, "Get out of your grandma!"
Several miscellaneous servants listened to the order and rushed towards Li Xiake again with sticks.
Li Xiake was furious, flew forward, snatched the stick from a handyman, set aside the Shaolin stick, and hit a few handymen in front of him.
After all, he is a person who has experienced actual combat, and at this time, with the long stick in his hand, he is like a tiger with wings, and he smashes and pokes at the five or six miscellaneous servants in front of him, and in a moment, these miscellaneous servants will cry wolf and howl, and they will run all over the ground.
The white-robed man standing on the steps was dumbfounded, not understanding why this fool suddenly seemed to be a different person, and he was still so capable of fighting.
After Li Xiake knocked down these miscellaneous servants, he strode forward, walked to the white-robed man, reached out and grabbed his placket, and asked viciously, "Big fat pig, what is this place?"
The white-robed man's frightened hand folding fan fell to the ground, writhing and struggling in front of Li Xiake, shouting for help, "Come and save me, quickly pull this fool away for me!"
A few handymen lying down in front of the door struggled to get up, and surrounded Li Xiake with a cower, "Fool, let go of Master Bai! If you dare to touch a single hair of Master Bai, you will wait to be cramped and skinned!"
They were scared by Li Xiake's beating, they were frightened and confused, and they didn't understand why this fool became like this in the blink of an eye, as if he was possessed by a ghost, and several people were afraid that they didn't dare to get too close to Li Xiake.
Li Xiake turned a deaf ear to the shouts of several miscellaneous servants, and his eyes were fixed on the middle-aged fat man in front of him, "Say! What is this place?"
Now that he has sensed that something is wrong, he knows that the group of people in front of him are not making movies, but the real state of life, and there is a faint uneasiness in his heart, but he still wants to ask for proof of what is going on.
The white fat man struggled in Li Xiake's hands and said, "You fool, this is Qingyuan County!"
Li Xiake's body trembled, "Qingyuan County?
The white fat man said loudly: "The Great Zhou Kingdom turned over the Qingyuan County of Qinghe Mansion in Wuzhou, you fool, you don't even know this, let go of me!"
Listening to the words of the white fat man, Li Xiake's heart was cold.
Crossed over!
I should have crossed over!
Li Xiake has also seen a lot of common travel stories in online literature and film and television works, and now when he hears the words of the white fat man, in combination with today's environment, he is almost certain that he has crossed over!
If he accidentally wanders into another country, or is kidnapped to another country, as long as he is on Earth, Li Xiake is sure that he will be able to return to his home.
But now that he has crossed over to such a strange place, this damn Qingyuan County of the Great Zhou Kingdom, he has never heard of it, how can he go home?
Although he has no wife or children, after all, his parents are still at home, and now that he has suddenly disappeared, who will provide for his parents? Thinking of this, Li Xiake's mind was in chaos.
"Ah Gua, don't beat Master Bai!"
The old woman in Tsing Yi, who was kicked down by the white fat man, had already stood up again at this time, and when she saw that Li Xiake dared to catch the white master, she was so frightened that her soul was about to fly, she reached out and grabbed the corner of Li Xiake's clothes, "Ah Gua, put it down! Put down the white master! Don't do stupid things!"
Li Xiake turned his head to look at the old woman in Tsing Yi and said, "Who are you?"
The old woman in Tsing Yi was stunned and said, "Ah Gua, I am your mother......! You're not stupid?"
At this time, Li Xiake's eyes are clear and his speech is clear, where is his previous silly appearance?
"You're my mother?"
Li Xiake couldn't cry or laugh for a moment, "Let's cross over, there is even an extra old lady?
It's just that this is not the time to think about this matter, Li Xiake didn't think about it anymore, grabbed Master Bai and shouted, "Why are you beating me?"
Master Bai also felt scared at this time, and when he heard this, his body trembled, and said, "You just grabbed meat with my dog to eat, of course I want to beat you!"
When he saw Li Xiake's fierce eyes and murderous spirit, he was cowardly in his heart, and said, "You let me go, and this matter will be settled today!
Li Xiake said: "You don't care about me? Lao Tzu was beaten like this by you, and you didn't say anything at all?"
He crackled at the white fat man and slapped him more than a dozen times in a row, and the corners of the white fat man's mouth were bleeding and his teeth were moving, so he gave up.
"Big fat pig, if you beat me today, you have to pay for the soup and medicine!"