Chapter 16: Young Master, Your Festival is over
"Big fat, you're really useless, Xiaohua even injured two human monks. What about you? It's okay to run away without fighting, and you're still pretending to be cute and naΓ―ve...... Go to the Human Circus, it's for you. β
"It's not like I've never been there, but they thought I was eating too much and drove me away...... That's not the point! That blonde man is horrible...... Lion, there's a big lion behind him, I can't beat him, he'll be eaten!"
β...... Kitten, what should I do? Big Fat, Little Flower is the most powerful among us, they can't do it, do you want to let the king make a move?"
"Rabbit, say it again, I'm a leopard! The king has been recuperating from her injuries since she came back a few years ago, don't you know her situation? β
"Alas...... Ever since the king was injured, she has become weird, and she doesn't say who hurt her, and she has locked herself in a cave all day, and her eyes have become so scary. β
"Big fat! Don't speak ill of the king! Now we have to inform the king before that group of human monks, as long as the king joins forces with us, we will definitely be able to defeat that group of human monks!"
"Little Flower is right! Rabbit, you are good at wood, and try to delay them a little longer with the flowers and trees in the mountains. β
The other side...... Demon Slaying Eight.
"Le, you bastard!!Who told you to steal my wine and drink? And what do you mean by giving me back the flask that fell into bird droppings?"
The huge silver hammer was danced by tigers and tigers, and an unscrupulous blonde young man scurried with his head in his arms, struggling to survive in the countless hammer shadows.
"I saw that you drank it so slowly, and I thought you didn't like it, so I drank it for you. Besides, since I can't drink the wine, of course I will return the flask to you! Uncle, I am not a greedy person. β
The young girl's face was flushed by the tone of this scoundrel's rhetoric, and the silver hammer in her hand danced more violently, and countless towering giant trees in the mountain innocently lay down their guns and were interrupted by the waist, adding countless obstacles to the group's journey up the mountain.
A long-eared rabbit hiding in the dark, looking at the remains of the big trees that blocked the road ahead, silently put away the trick that had been pinched.
[It seems that I don't need to delay them......]
These fallen trees formed a vertical wall dozens of feet high, which made everyone sigh.
Monks, only when they arrive at the realm of returning to the void, can they have the magical power of flying with imperial objects, and martial artists, unless they break through the great grandmaster, flying through the air can only be a luxury.
Of course, with the help of charms, they can also enjoy the fun of soaring in the sky.
It's a pity that this kind of spell magic weapon is very expensive, and they ...... Very poor.
As for the loser duo, well, no one will put their hopes in them until they stop creating more obstacles.
So, because of the tragedy of the giant tree in the forest caused by the lion camel, they successfully made them detour for an extra hour on the mountain road.
"Hehe, Miss Ye, good fight. This kid is the heir of Lily Villa, and their faction has always been shameless, so the girl has to be careful. β
Lingjizi prides himself on being a decent family, and has always scoffed at the style of Lily Villa, so he is naturally quite dissatisfied with Le Shiluo.
"Lily Villa, your surname is Le...... Le Lion Llama?"
"You are the Le Lion Camel who beat my third brother to a blue nose and swollen face?"
"Sure enough, it's the same as the third brother said, despicable and shameless, scoundrel and obscene. The third brother will actually lose to you, which is worthy of the shame of the family. β
The strange thing is that although the identity of Le Shiluo made Ye Liuli look disdainful, the anger on his body was mostly restricted, and the silver hammer in his hand was also put away, and his eyes were full of curiosity about new things.
"But for the sake of your master making my mother think about it and causing my father to stay alone in the empty boudoir all day long, and wash his face with tears, Miss Ben will forgive you!
Listening to Ye Liuli's hearty laughter, everyone around him looked sideways, feeling the intricate relationship between the father and daughter.
[Girl, are you born to your father? Are you using this word correctly? How much hatred and resentment do you have against your father?]
As for the lion llama with a question mark on its head......
"Who is your brother? I have beaten a lot of so-called young masters, but I don't have the surname Ye?"
For this question, of course, it was only in exchange for a "hehe" sneer from Ye Liuli.
At the bottom of the East China Sea, in an unknown palace, a pair of father and son with horns and yellow robes stood in front of a curtain of water, and invariably crushed the luminous glass full of wine in their hands.
Above the water curtain, there is the figure of the demon slaying eight.
[The shame of the family? hehe, this kind of unlovely sister, find a chance to bury it!]
[Alas, it was still light for my father to start at the beginning!] The old saying of the human race is right, only under the stick can a filial son be produced. Xiaoba, when you come back, my father will help you correct that distorted cognition. The iron rod seems to be useless, so let's use a mace next time!]
Half an hour later, in the dark mountain forest, there were a few heavy gasps from time to time.
"Whew, whew, whew, how can this mountain road be so winding. Mr. Eldest Sun, according to your instructions from this demon feather, how long will it take to find that monster's lair?"
The mountain road is rugged, and it is getting late, in order to prevent those monsters from sneaking up on the night, everyone's minds have been on high alert, so even the Yuantong monk, who has practiced the Vajra Protector Divine Power, which is known for his physical strength, is sweating profusely at the moment.
"Don't worry, it's about half an hour away. You have worked hard all the way, I still have some ice heart liquid given by the city lord, if you don't dislike it, you have the right to drink some to relieve your fatigue a little. β
After speaking, Changsun Qi took out seven small emerald green bamboo tubes from his arms, and before he opened them, a fragrance spread.
"Ice heart liquid, good thing, Mr. Changsun is really generous!"
This ice heart liquid can calm the mind and clear the mind, relieve difficulties and fatigue, and is originally a spiritual fluid to assist monks in meditation and practice. Because of its very good taste and not inferior to the best wine, it is widely praised by many people who are greedy for cups.
Because of this, although the Ice Heart Liquid was only a spiritual liquid suitable for Qi Cultivation Realm, its price was not even inferior to some pills used to assist the Merge Dao Realm.
Even the taciturn Nakajo Sansha along the way, his throat couldn't help but squirm, and his eyes looking at the bamboo tube became more and more urgent.
Originally, Ye Liuli didn't look down on this kind of spiritual liquid, but the high-grade golden silk brew that she had just bought on the road had been ruined by a scoundrel, and the slightly thirsty girl could only take the bamboo tube with a disgusted face, frown, and take a sip.
And the lion camel couldn't wait to grab the bamboo tube and drink the spiritual liquid in one go.
It's just that a tube of spiritual liquid can't meet the needs of Le Lion Camel.
So, the unfinished Le Lion Camel set his eyes on the bamboo tube that still had most of the spiritual liquid in the night glass.
"Gooo......"
Feeling the greedy gaze of the lion camel, Ye Liuli hurriedly drank the spiritual liquid in the cylinder and held it in his mouth. He also demonstratively shook the bamboo tube in front of the lion camel.
The next moment, the provoked Le Lion Camel stood up silently, dragged the overnight glass, and bit her little mouth fiercely.
And the unprepared Night Liuli, as if petrified, was stunned, and let the lion camel pry open her teeth.
The originally bulging pink cheeks quickly deflated, but they were coated with a layer of bright red.
If it was said that the last time it was Le Shi Camel unintentionally, then this time, it is Le Shi Camel who is mad.
After a long time, Le Lion Camel finally left from Ye Liuli's mouth satisfied, and did not forget to cast a contemptuous look.
"As I've said, don't waste it if you don't like to drink, wouldn't it be better to share it with your companions in need?"
In the mountains and forests, there was silence, only a gust of cold wind blew.
The girl who should have jumped like thunder, but she just blushed, clenched her fists, trembled, and finally glared at Le Lion Camel fiercely, and then ...... I found a clean stone and sat down.
[Miss ???, your painting style is wrong, isn't it? Shouldn't you send this kind of scum to the West Heaven Bliss with a sledgehammer? What are you? Obey it? Kiss and kiss and spring heart ripple?]
[Is this okay?Is spring coming?Miss, where is your temper?Sure enough, kissing is also skillful!]
No one noticed that inadvertently, a faint black gas overflowed from the mouth of the lion camel.
In the depths of the East China Sea, the father and son hugged each other and cried with joy.
"Don't be angry! She must be tempted! Hachi, you can finally get married! Boy, it's you, you can do it!"
"The surname is Le, our grievances will be written off. I want to be my brother-in-law from now on!"
"Third child, hurry up and go to Lily Villa for the dowry. These days, there are not many people who dare to marry your sister, but you can't let this cooked duck fly. β
"Father...... The dowry was given by the man, right?"
"Nonsense, who would marry your sister without a dowry?"
"It's still my father who thinks about it!"
Three miles behind the demon slaying eight, the two burly figures looked at each other.
"The young master took the initiative this time, right? Although he can be regarded as the true inheritance of Niangniang, he always feels that Niangniang is not as ...... as him Straight!"
"Could it be that hundreds of years of pure yang career have suffocated our young master?"
Glancing at each other again, the two figures looked up to the sky and sighed.
"Young master, your festival is gone!"