Chapter 8: He Lubing
"Identity? Does it matter? Aside from the identity of the mountain god, who are you?" the man still replied.
The mountain god didn't know how to answer for a while, and felt more and more that this person was unfathomable, "What about the name? Your Excellency should always have a title, right?" The mountain god turned back to the topic.
The man replied with three words in a half-ring, as if the name had been taken by him—"He Lubing," the man replied.
The mountain god couldn't remember any information about this name at all, so he continued to ask, "Then Gongzi He, why do you know this? Could it be that which mountain god in the mountain system is a friend? He told you?"
"Friend, hehe, I know more than you know. ”
"Oh, for example?" The mountain god became more and more curious about the origin of this person, but in the midst of curiosity, the awe of the unknown gradually decreased, and the suspicion of He Lubing himself gradually increased.
The mountain god was indeed frightened by He Lubing's words at first, but as the conversation continued, his pretended profound words would only overshadow his mortal identity.
No matter how powerful a mortal is, he is just like the master on the main peak, but that master has only been brilliant for forty years, and in the end he has not turned into a dry bone! There are limits to the life span and body of mortals, such as He Lubing, who just fell from the sky and fell so hard that he even had a hard time walking.
He Lubing didn't know that the mountain god had already despised himself a lot at the moment, but he still said something secretive: "The heavenly secret cannot be leaked, but I can predict some of the fate you will face." ”
"Predicting fate?haha, Gongzi He is really joking!" the mountain god was full of disbelief.
"The future is happening, and with some mediums, it's a good idea. ”
He Lubing's speech was foggy, and the mountain god didn't understand it at all, but he still pretended to understand, "Well, then what?"
"Bring the pen!"
After hearing this, the mountain god immediately conjured up pen and ink, since He Lubing already knew that he was the mountain god, there was no need to hide some spells.
With a wave of his hand, the small wooden stool that was standing in the corner flew over, and the mountain god put the small wooden stool in front of He Lubing, and then put the brush and inkstone on it, and made a gesture of please.
He Lubing picked up the pen very unskillfully, dipped it in ink, and then picked up the pen to write. I saw that he shook his luck and lifted the hanging, turned up and down, and wrote a few big words - "cat demon" and "down the mountain".
"???" the mountain god was full of small question marks on his head, "Gongzi He, what do these words mean?"
"Literally", He Lubing's answer was still in the clouds.
Without waiting for the mountain god to scold his mother in his heart, He Lubing opened his words a little brighter, "Please find that girl, and I'll talk to you when she arrives." ”
"Okay, Childe wait a moment. ”
The mountain god is very concerned about what he is looking for Jinghong, could it be that these four words are related to Jinghong? Cat Demon? Does Jinghong mean that Jinghong is a cat demon? Go down the mountain? Who wants to go down the mountain? How can Jinghong do that? The original sentence "Your life is not long" is the fate he predicted?!
The mountain god could not hide his eagerness, and strode out of the small temple and went straight to the mountain stream not far away.
This is a place where the white foxes gather, and it is very likely that Jinghong was abducted here. The mountain god lifted the vine curtain on the rock, entered the cave hidden behind, and under the light of the fireflies, he really found the figure of Jinghong, who was curled up in a ball, and fell asleep with the little white foxes.
"Hey, Wake up, go home!"
"Hmm?" Jinghong was woken up by the mountain god, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and stood up sleepwalking.
When the mountain god saw that her little face was drunk, and when he saw that she hadn't sobered up yet, the mountain god wondered, why did the little guys on the mountain drink so badly, and they didn't follow him at all.
"Okay, okay, let's go back to sleep, you follow, don't get lost. ”
The mountain god is a lot worried about this, and he still has a lot of experience in leaving with people. Pulling the mountain god's sleeve, she crossed the creek together, walked through the rugged path, and finally crossed the bamboo forest to the small temple.
As soon as Jinghong entered the small temple, He Lubing hurriedly stood up and respectfully bowed to him: "Jinghong girl, I am under He Lubing." ”
He Lubing's legs trembled, obviously not yet neat.
The mountain god scoffed at this, I am the god of the mountain, I healed the wounds for you, why don't you thank me? The place where you live is mine, the things you use are mine, and even the air you breathe is mine, why don't you see you being so respectful to me? Phew, scumbag!
He Lubing was so respectful that he didn't even dare to look at Jinghong. He lowered his head as he spoke, but only sneaked a glance at her through the funny frame he wore on his eyes, and when he felt his gaze meet, he hurriedly dodged and turned his eyes to the ground.
The mountain god was angry and funny, "It's okay, what kind of etiquette do you do, my family doesn't care about these etiquettes, Childe should talk to me about that pen and ink again!"
"Mountain God, you don't know anything about her origins. He Lubing sighed as he sat back on the futon, then turned the writing paper over and buckled it upside down on the bench.
"Origin?hehe, she is the spirit of my mountain, from me!" "The mountain god is even more displeased, can you know the origin of my girl better than me?
"Gold, stone, grass and trees are fine, birds, beasts, fish and insects are monsters, those who respond to the call of heaven are called gods, and those who go against the trend are called demons. Those who are extreme will become demons, and those who have attained the Tao will ascend to immortals. Whether it's a spirit, a god, or a demon, this girl is not among them. He Lubing sighed again when he said this, "It's a pity, you arranged a spirit for her, this road is not easy!"
"Stop, Stop, Gongzi He, you are really unashamed! What do you mean that I have arranged a life for her? I am just a small mountain, but I don't have that much ability!" When the mountain god heard this, he almost wanted to issue an eviction order, what is this guy talking nonsense? If it wasn't stupid, it must be a vulgar god!
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Street Diary: (It's not to make up 2k words)
I answered the phone when I coded the word, "Hello, instant noodles, right?"
I was stunned for a moment, thinking it was a prank, and dared to interrupt my train of thought, so I replied very unhappily, "No! I'm a ham sausage!" and hung up the phone.
When I was about to finish this chapter, I suddenly thought about it, and she seemed to say, "Hello, is it convenient for the interview?"