Chapter 70: The Donkey Is Going to Die
Mao Xiaowei, who didn't let go of any chance to make a fortune, just tried the Golden Horn Divine Power and earned another 6,000 hatred points, of which the hatred points provided by the bosses of the four major chambers of commerce were unusually large.
Mao Xiaowei guessed that the boss of the Chamber of Commerce had invested a lot in the construction and maintenance of the fortress, so this loss made them very painful.
With 6,000 hatred points, Mao Xiaowei immediately came to a twelve-draw draw.
Then the system sent out the good news of the award:
"Congratulations to the host for getting a jar of donkey meat in sauce. ”
"Congratulations to the host for getting a braised donkey tail. ”
"Congratulations to the host for getting a jar of spicy donkey offal. ”
As the sound of the system continued, Mao Xiaowei vomited three times in a row, spitting out two black porcelain jars and a donkey's tail wrapped in cloth.
Mao Xiaowei, who vomited, burst into tears, and scolded in his heart:
"Lao Tzu risked his life to hit the wall, do you give Lao Tzu this kind of reward if you are a cheater?"
But the system is generally incomprehensible to reality, and continues to mechanically send award information:
"Congratulations to the host for getting a braised donkey head. ”
"Congratulations to the host for getting a steamed dumpling with donkey meat. ”
After Mao Xiaowei vomited twice, the system finally got a little human
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining a spirit fruit. ”
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining a spirit fruit. ”
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining a spirit fruit. ”
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Mao Xiaowei happily got seven spirit fruits, and after eating them all, Mao Xiaowei's mood of being spoiled by the system finally improved a little.
Upgrading to the third grade of the Vermilion Bird Realm requires eating forty spirit fruits, and Mao Xiaowei has now eaten sixteen, Mao Xiaowei feels that he is just around the corner from the third grade of the Vermilion Bird Realm.
At this time, the sect master and the boss of the Chamber of Commerce who were played bad by Mao Xiaowei had already chased after them violently, and they were played by a donkey as a monkey, which really made them angry, and they decided to knock the donkey unconscious with lightning speed, and then tied it up, plugged the fart door, and took a good breath.
Of course, in order to convince the donkey of the pit father, they will be tried in three halls and give the donkey a fair punishment, and the charges have been thought of, the first crime is to deliberately release poisonous gas in front of the public to mutilate living beings, thinking that it is a donkey, not being educated, and not knowing the benefits, so the original hanging can be changed to a cane punishment, and beating fifty boards is counted as a lesson to the donkey.
Then there is the destruction of important city defense facilities, so that the demon clan has a chance, there is a suspicion of collaborating with the enemy, it should be whipped fifty times, and about the dungeon of the Crane Sect to think about it.
The charges for the donkey have already been thought of, and now the donkey is almost captured alive.
But the bigwigs who were about to capture Mao Xiaowei alive were dumbfounded as soon as they rushed behind Mao Xiaowei, because Mao Xiaowei suddenly retched, and the whole donkey looked very painful.
The Sect Master of the Tiangang Sect immediately guessed:
"I'll just say that this beast hit such a thick wall and nothing at all, it must have broken his head, and his life was probably only in an instant. ”
The bosses of the Chamber of Commerce also wanted to use the donkey meat dishes conjured by Mao Xiaowei to do foreign trade business, so when they saw that Mao Xiaowei was going to die, they were all nervous.
The boss of the Sitong Chamber of Commerce hurriedly said:
"Do you have any life-saving elixir, first hang the life of this beast, and then bring all the veterinarians in the city for consultation. ”
The Dragon Sect Master frowned and said:
"Don't panic, I don't think this beast will die, he may just eat something unclean. ”
The Bull Demon King, who has always felt that Mao Xiaowei will have other magical powers, guessed:
"I think this evil animal must be pregnant with a little evil animal, and only pregnancy can have such a reaction. ”
The owner of the Chamber of Commerce was puzzled:
"Old cow, this beast is a male donkey, how can he get pregnant?"
The Bull Demon King frowned and guessed in the tone of a researcher:
"Maybe the Patronus has learned a new supernatural power, and that is to give birth to a little donkey. ”
The sect masters and the owners of the Chamber of Commerce all nodded in agreement after listening to the words of the Bull Demon King, after all, this donkey's magical powers are too magical, and it is not impossible to give birth to a little donkey.
After Mao Xiaowei heard the guess of the Bull Demon King, his whole body was covered with black lines, and he secretly said in his heart:
"This idiot. ”
The bigwigs were thinking wildly, and the boss of the Sitong Chamber of Commerce, who had been paying attention to Mao Xiaowei, suddenly exclaimed:
The donkey vomited, as if it had spit out a black porcelain jar. ”
After hearing the words of the boss of the Sitong Chamber of Commerce, everyone looked at Mao Xiaowei, and then saw Mao Xiaowei vomit again, spit out a piece of paper-wrapped meat, and then spit out a black porcelain jar, a cooked donkey head, and a cage drawer one after another.
After seeing the familiar black porcelain jar, Sect Master Long said happily:
"This donkey will not deceive me. ”
The bosses of the four major chambers of commerce were also excited, and they all rejoiced:
"Sect Master Long, it seems that there is a new product this time, and we can make a lot of money again. ”
The Dragon Sect Master also said excitedly:
"Ask the Patronus, what are those new things?"
Except for Sect Master Lei, the other sect masters and chamber of commerce owners also forgot about their judgment and resentment against Mao Xiaowei, but they still cautiously walked towards Mao Xiaowei, wanting to know the name of the donkey meat dish.
Although the donkey meat dishes were made by the donkey vomit, which made them feel a little disgusting, they were relieved to think that the meat was in the jar or wrapped in oiled paper, and they had not tasted the taste of donkey saliva before.
Mao Xiaowei was in a good mood after eating a few spirit fruits in a row, and after seeing Sect Master Long and others come to ask him what the name of the newly spit out donkey meat dish was, Mao Xiaowei pointed to the jar and the donkey tail and donkey head in front of him with his front hooves and said:
"This is sauce donkey meat, this is spicy donkey miscellaneous, this braised donkey tail, this is braised donkey head, this is donkey meat steamed dumplings, how about it, I didn't lie to you, this braised donkey tail and braised donkey meat are priceless delicacies, and the value of one serving can top ten portions of sauce donkey meat. ”
Mao Xiaowei shamelessly deceived the bigwigs.
Sect Master Long suspiciously picked up the braised donkey's head wrapped in oiled paper, tore off a small piece of meat on the donkey's face and put it in his mouth to taste it, and immediately felt that the taste was similar to the sauce donkey meat, but the meat was more chewy.
Sect Master Long tore off some meat and distributed it to the sect masters and chamber of commerce bosses who came excitedly, and the sect masters and chamber of commerce bosses who had never eaten braised donkey heads all praised the taste of braised donkey meat was extraordinary.
Mao Xiaowei looked at these hillbillies who had never seen the world, pursed his donkey's mouth with disdain and said:
"This braised donkey meat and braised donkey tail have to be eaten with good wine to taste. ”
The sect masters and the owners of the Chamber of Commerce all felt that it made sense after listening to Mao Xiaowei's words, and the Dragon Sect Master immediately proposed that when selling these delicacies, they must be accompanied by wine.
Then the Dragon Sect Master took the braised donkey head and prepared to auction it in the city, and the rest of the braised donkey tail and other donkey meat dishes were taken away by the four chamber of commerce owners, who were to equip these delicacies with the strongest caravan and the fastest horse to transport them to the nearby big city of Lingzhou County for auction.
The spirit stones returned from the auction can also be used to repair the fortress.
Mao Xiaowei ignored these uninformed guys, and left the Thunder Fire Sect when these guys shared the donkey meat dishes equally, and went back to his home in the Xuanwu Sect to rest.
He didn't know that the donkey meat that the system had provided him had just helped him resolve a conflict.