214, affectionate funeral song
Lian knew that Huang Tiedan had always been talking and running trains, and he liked to make up nonsense to deceive people, so he wondered about Huang Tiedan's words and said: "It's really fake, how can it be?"
Huang Tiedan saw that a few people were suspicious, he was amused in his heart, shed a few tears, and said seriously: "How could Lord Ben lie to you, Lord Ben's favorite little lady, ahh ”
Everyone looked at the yellow iron egg with crocodile tears, and was speechless.
Before Huang Tiedan was finished, he said again: "Think about it, Lord Ben's delicate Yanran, in such a high place, she climbs hard, that is, she climbs hard, and the result, alas! Think about it again, if she hadn't fallen into the valley and fallen into meat sauce, would Lord Ben be so heartbroken? A few aunts, and these children, wait a minute, let Lord Ben grieve again, Lord Ben, this delicate little lady, Lord Ben, Lord Ben is really, the liver and intestines are broken!"
When everyone saw Huang Tie Dan howling there, they were still speechless.
Huang Tiedan said again: "Okay, Lord Ben must be strong, think about it, if Yan Ran hadn't hung up, shouldn't I come back with Lord Ben, we have always been inseparable, loving and loving, and now that we are not together, isn't it because something happened to her, right? That's right? Lord Ben said so, you should believe it." Okay, now in order to pay tribute to Yanran's soul, let's drink a song together to congratulate her, ahh
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, all with strange expressions.
Liu Piaoxiang and Lian looked at Huang Tiedan's endless mouth, it seemed that there was a hint of a sly smile on the corner of Huang Tiedan's mouth, and they always felt that Huang Tiedan was in Xinkouhe, but the truth was as Huang Tiedan said, if Li Yanran didn't die, why didn't he come back. The rumors they heard earlier that the people who participated in the Spiritualization Conference were nine deaths, plus the two of them had also participated in the Spiritualization Conference of the Aluminum Generation, of course, they had seen the danger of climbing the immortal ladder in a hundred steps, and they were afraid of the killing of the black and white giant ball, so they forgot about it and still came back to be villagers.
Liu Piaoxiang and Lian have preconceived notions, plus Huang Tiedan's words are not leaky, so they were stunned by Huang Tiedan, they never expected that in fact, Li Yanran, Wei Shengjian, and Hua Likun were already inner disciples at this time, and they would not return to Tongyi Hall for a short time, and of course there was no way to expose Huang Tiedan's nonsense in person. Therefore, for a while, they actually believed in the evil of Huang Tiedan.
So, when everyone heard that Li Yanran hung up, tears flowed down their eyes, and they whimpered quietly, and Liu Piaoxiang said with a crying voice: "My Wei clan, why is it always ill-fated? Oh, by the way, what's wrong with the towel? He didn't come back with you, did he?
Huang Tiedan was secretly funny, and suddenly felt that life was colorful, although he was depressed because he couldn't become an inner disciple because of his low spiritual root, but at this time, he was able to tease the people of the Wei family, and he could also comfort himself a little, which was a different kind of "lost east, harvested mulberry elm".
Huang Tiedan pretended to be pretentious, squeezed two crocodile tears, and said: "Madame guessed right, the little towel was the same as Yanran, and fell down the valley together, the situation was critical, the little towel saw Yanran fall off the ladder with his feet, he didn't think about it, he wanted to grab Yanran's hand, but he couldn't catch it, as a result, as a result, the sky, this delicate little towel of Lord Ben, ahhh
Liu Piaoxiang subconsciously asked, "So, what about Hua Likun?"
Huang Tiedan said: "That's right, Likun also, alas! Lord Ben, this delicate Likun, why did you leave at a young age." ”
Everyone listened to Huang Tiedan's words, and at first they were suspicious, but this time they believed it all, mainly because Huang Tiedan's performance was really first-class, coupled with sincere feelings, what he said was also touching, as long as he was an unknown person, he was guaranteed to be deceived to death.
Liu Piaoxiang said: "Alas, what should I do now?"
Huang Tiedan proposed: "Anyway, the bodies of the three of them have fallen into the valley and fallen into powder, so it should be regarded as a heavenly burial, and the common saying also says, the path of cultivation is slim, and it is normal to die halfway, so, old people, don't be too sad, don't you still have Lord Ben, a heroic hero who is admired by thousands of people? As long as Lord Ben is here, I promise to take care of you, didn't you just congratulate Lord Ben for coming, becoming, yes, becoming a great cultivator." ”
Everyone saw that Huang Tiedan was talking incompatibly, and looked at Huang Tiedan with a strange expression.
Huang Tiedan said in a heartfelt manner: "What's the matter? Is Lord Ben wrong? Lord Ben is originally a figure admired by thousands of people, what are you shaking your head? Forget it, adults don't care about villains." In order to express our sadness, let's sing a song of congratulations, ahh ”
After Huang Tiedan finished speaking, he was the first to sing the funeral song, and everyone subconsciously sang along, all of them were sad, and for a while, a sense of sadness permeated the air.
The souls of my friends have crossed the underworld.
The avenue is not lonely, and the emperor will always be with him.
The fall of the Yellow Spring, Manzhu Sahua.
The sleeplessness of reincarnation shines on the earth forever.
Singing a long funeral song, paying tribute to the souls of the deceased, everyone is sad, only Huang Tie Dan seems to be different, if you listen carefully, you will find that Huang Tie Dan is completely howling, and there seems to be some pride in the dry howl, but everyone is immersed in grief and does not notice anything unusual.
Huang Tiedan saw that the fun was almost amused, so he took the trouble to say goodbye to Liu Piaoxiang: "Aunt Liu, and Aunt Lian, Lord Ben is now a big official, and he is about to take office, this official business is important, and he can't take care of you for the time being, you, what, you are mourning by the way, Lord Ben has taken a step first, and, remember, Lord Ben is in Sangshi Valley, and I have time to contact Lord Ben to contact my feelings! ”
Everyone is sad, and they don't know the yellow iron eggs at all.
Huang Tiedan smiled secretly, went into his residence to clean up, packed his things, and then put them in the carriage that had been prepared a long time ago, drove a black spirit horse that had been sold a long time ago, and said goodbye to everyone: "Aunt Liu, say hello to Lord Yu on behalf of Lord Daiben." ”
After speaking, Huang Tiedan drove the Wuling carriage and left.
Huang Tiedan went out of the inner city, went around to the north city of Qingcheng, showed the blue bird order and disciple order to the guards guarding the city, and then said goodbye to the guards of the city with a smile, showing the commotion of a new official, and then went to the Beicheng Bridge, marched towards the Qingcheng Mountain Range, and shouted: "Crow fish, let's go!"
When the guards of Beicheng heard the unfortunate name given to Wulingma by Huang Tiedan, what was it called "Crow Fish", everyone listened, and their faces twitched one by one, and they were speechless.
The Qingcheng Mountains are huge, there are countless peaks, the highest one has five, for the blue bird, the green girl, the green child, the green old and the green wood, in addition to the many peaks, there are many valleys inside the Qingcheng Mountain Range, such as: Lover's Valley, Dengxian Valley, Qinghuo Valley, Moving Front Valley, Moving Back Valley, Moraine Valley, etc., in addition, the destination of Yellow Iron Egg Sangshi Valley is also one of the many valleys in the Qingcheng Mountains. Sangshi Valley is located dozens of kilometers north of Qinglao Peak, if you want to go there, you can reach it from the foot of the mountain on the east and west sides of Qinglao Peak, this road does not pass through Huang Tiedan's most familiar Lover's Valley.
Huang Tie Dan is a new outer disciple, according to his own meaning, he is now a "famous big man", of course, in fact, he is just a medicine farmer who grows spiritual wood and elixir in a certain valley in the Qingcheng Mountains, however, Huang Tie Dan is best to put on a score, and he has not become a high-ranking inner disciple, and he might as well show off when he is an outer disciple, and at this time he can take the opportunity to show off a little to the residents of Lover's Valley.
In fact, Huang Tiedan wants to go to the Lover's Valley, it was agreed earlier, and those who participated in the Soul Summoning Conference today, the lover Gu Qing and the young generation, there are only Huang Tiedan and Song Daqiao, Huang Tiedan is considered to be the "descendant" of the Lover's Valley faction, and at this time, the new promotion has become a "public adult", so it is naturally indispensable to go to the Lover's Valley to report safety, so that everyone in the valley who cares about them can feel at ease.
So, Huang Tiedan drove the Wuling carriage and arrived at the Lover's Valley first, when looking at the valley, the Lover's Valley was very beautiful today, Huang Tiedan arrived at the entrance of the village, and first howled and said: "Everyone, grandma, uncle, aunt, and children, my Huang Tiedan is back, why don't you come to greet the new Huang Gongren, hahaha!"
Because this day is the beginning of the centennial summoning conference, the residents of the Lover's Valley are naturally very concerned, and there are two people in the Lover's Valley, Huang Tiedan and Song Daqiao, who participate in the summoning conference, so the people who have a close relationship with the two are waiting at the entrance of the village early, waiting for the good news that the two have returned safely.
The residents of this lover's valley are mostly middle-aged and elderly monks, all of whom are outer disciples, they have participated in the gold and aluminum two summoning spirit conferences, and they are clear about the items and assessment content of the spirit summoning conference, and naturally know the danger of the spirit summoning conference, and some of them secretly want to come, not to ask Huang Tiedan and Song Daqiao to become inner disciples and outer disciples, just ask the two to return safely.
At this time, the people waiting at the entrance of the village heard Huang Tiedan's howl, and saw Huang Tiedan driving a carriage full of things, and then heard Huang Tiedan call himself "a public servant".