The angry Lingji Bodhisattva committed suicide in the purple bamboo forest, wanting to find the theory of Guanyin Master.

At this time, Master Guanyin was darkening her face, and she was constantly moistening her bare purple bamboo forest with the water of the pure bottle.

Seeing Lingji Bodhisattva's angry face, Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little surprised, and just wanted to ask him what he meant, but he smelled a foul smell in the air.

"This ......" Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed slightly, looking at Lingji Bodhisattva, who was still a Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivator, and a surprised smile appeared on his face: "Congratulations to Lingji Bodhisattva!"

Congratulations to your uncle, you bastard Guanyin, are you gloating?

Lingji Bodhisattva was not angry, so he almost didn't scold.

"What is there to congratulate, you are a Guanyin!" Lingji Bodhisattva's face was dark and calm, and his face was a hundred times blacker than the bottom of the pot.

"Oh, I'm sorry for the clumsiness, I thought you broke through. Guanyin frowned, covered her nose and said.

"Lingji Bodhisattva, you shouldn't be obsessed with the Dharma, so you haven't taken a bath for months, right?"

"No!" Lingji Bodhisattva didn't have a good breath.

"Then shouldn't you be the time to go to the toilet, step on the air, and then ......" Guanyin Bodhisattva showed an expression that I understand, and Lingji Bodhisattva was so angry that he shouted.

"Tell me, what are you looking for from me. Guanyin Bodhisattva was very painful and sprinkled the water in the bottle on the purple bamboo forest.

You must know that her pure bottle of water is a priceless treasure, and every drop takes a hundred years to condense.

Now the piece that is sprinkled with ocean is probably going to use hundreds of drops of clean bottle water.

That's 10,000 years!

For some reason, Guanyin felt like vomiting blood.

If it weren't for that damn Tang Sanzang, what would she be doing here! The last time the Buddha came over, he saw her bare purple bamboo forest, and asked her in surprise if she had entered the thief?

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, World Venerable. When I catch that thief, I'll definitely greet him!"

Lingji Bodhisattva also seemed to be shocked by this bare purple bamboo forest, but he knew that this purple bamboo forest had always been Guanyin's treasure. I didn't expect it to turn out like this.

"What, can I ask, how did your purple bamboo forest become like this bird doesn't?" Lingji Bodhisattva asked curiously.

"Hmph, it's not that Tang Sanzang!" Guanyin Bodhisattva angrily threw off the watering jade vase shower and said angrily.

If it weren't for Tang Sanzang's heavy responsibility to learn scriptures, Guanyin Bodhisattva would definitely settle this account with him.

Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't help but be a little shocked when he saw that he was as strong as Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he couldn't help Tang Sanzang.

When I thought that this Tang Sanzang was the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and he was once the favorite disciple of the Buddha, I suddenly felt that my hairs stood on end.

In other words, don't look at the monk's face, look at the Buddha's face!

"By the way, what the hell are you looking for me, I always ask questions. Guanyin Bodhisattva said impatiently.

"I didn't ...... Nothing else, I'm just idle. Lingji Bodhisattva was excited, and he was going to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva for guilt. But seeing that Guanyin Bodhisattva was also made so miserable by Tang Sanzang, he didn't dare to pick this thorn again.

He was afraid that if he accidentally angered Guanyin Bodhisattva, he might even be beaten.

Who else can he find to cry when the time comes!

"Is it really okay?" asked Guanyin with squinted eyes.

"It's okay, it's okay. Lingji Bodhisattva rubbed his handboard, and suddenly he remembered something, and hurriedly asked: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, do you say that this Tang Sanzang still has a difficulty, and we need our Bodhisattva to go down to earth?"

"That's right, he'll cross the quicksand river later, and then there's a problem coming soon. Guanyin Bodhisattva said casually, and then his face changed slightly, and said, "Is it difficult, do you want to send him a difficulty?"

Lingji Bodhisattva's face was overjoyed, and he said continuously: "Giving people a trip to build a seventh-level floating slaughter, this seat has this intention!"

Give someone a ride?

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned in confusion, but did not take it seriously.

After all, it is recognized that this Lingji Bodhisattva speaks with a big tongue, and it is normal to say one or two wrong words. You said that other Bodhisattvas fell into the dung pit, and Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't believe it, but if you change Lingji Bodhisattva, you can consider it.

"No, I've already told Lishan's mother, just go down with Manjushri and Fuxian, and we're all full. ”

"Four, four, four, how bad it sounds, five people are much better. When did you see someone else forming a team with only four people?" said Lingji Bodhisattva cheekily.

"Playing mahjong!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said casually.

Lingji Bodhisattva: "......"

Lingji Bodhisattva said so badly that Guanyin Bodhisattva agreed to let him go with him.

"But I still have to ask Lishan's mother about this, if she doesn't want to, this seat can't do anything. ”

"No problem!"

So, Lingji Bodhisattva and Guanyin Bodhisattva went to Lishan together.

As soon as I arrived at Lishan, I saw that the old mother of Li Shan was instructing the fairy children to carefully plant fairy grass and fairy seedlings, and said in a serious voice how to water this fairy garden, when the fairy seedlings should be pruned or collect fairy fruits, and so on.

"This old mother of Li Shan is famous for being good at planting spiritual plants, and now when I see it, it is really better to be famous than to see it. Lingji Bodhisattva praised from the bottom of his heart.

Soon, Lingji Bodhisattva and others explained their intentions, and Lishan's mother pondered for a long time and never agreed.

Lingji Bodhisattva waited a little impatiently, so he sneaked out, and when he saw a large plate of peanuts piled up on the bamboo sieve, he couldn't help but steal a few.

"Tut-tut, this peanut is really extraordinary, the legend of the old mother of Li Shan peanut inner shell is crisp, peanut kernel sweet and juicy, today to see, sure enough. ”

It's just that Lingji Bodhisattva has a slight regret that these peanuts are all left with peanut kernels, and there is no crisp peanut coat, which is always somewhat regrettable.

When several fairy children saw Lingji Bodhisattva stealing peanuts, their eyes all showed shocked looks, as if they saw someone eating......

Lingji Bodhisattva's face was a little unbearable, but he was also a Bodhisattva, so he had to secretly put a large handful of peanuts in his pocket, and then slipped back.

Guanyin chatted with Lishan's mother for a while, and then Lishan's mother reluctantly agreed to bring Lingji Bodhisattva.

"By the way, when you leave, take the pots of peanut kernels outside by the way. Guanyin, don't you have a few goldfish? Just to feed the goldfish. Li Shan's mother admonished, and Lingji Bodhisattva listened to it, and quickly shook his head and objected.

"Old Mother Lishan, how good this peanut kernel is, isn't it a tyrannical thing to feed the goldfish?"

When Guanyin Bodhisattva and Li Shan's mother heard this, their faces changed slightly, and then Li Shan's mother said in an extremely helpless tone.

"I also know that these peanuts are extremely precious, but my mother and I are old, and my teeth are not very good, so I can only lick the sweet peanut clothes on the outside of the peanuts, so I wasted these pots of good peanuts in vain. ”

Lick?

Peanut coat?

Haven't all the peanuts on the outside been licked?

Lingji Bodhisattva was shocked, and all the peanut kernels in his pocket were spilled on the ground.

Woo woo, I'm so hard!