Chapter 025: On the One Hundred Ways to Eat Tang Monk Meat (Ask for Recommendation Votes, Thank You)
Hearing Xuanzang say this, the fierce-looking Tiger King's face changed greatly, and he scolded: "Eat your sister, this king is ninety-nine years old this year, are you cursing Lao Tzu to die next year?"
Xuanzang: "......"
Seeing that the two little demons were about to be pushed and taken to disembowel and dig out their hearts, Xuanzang's face changed, and he said coldly: "The king really doesn't consider eating poor monks, poor monks have delicious meat, tender and juicy, and eating them can supplement rich collagen......"
"Dead monk, have you said enough, if you make any more noise, I'll simmer you!" General Yin was angry and roared at Xuanzang.
"Is what the king said true? You are the lord of a mountain, but you can't be untrustworthy!" Xuanzang replied beautifully.
General Yin: "@#¥%"
While he was talking, a strange wind blew, and then a five-five-year-old bear demon and a cow spirit swaggered in.
"Report to the king, Xiong Shanjun and the special sergeant have arrived!"
General Yin was full of joy, and hurriedly welcomed the two in, and the three of them exchanged pleasantries for a while, and then their eyes fell on Xuanzang and the others.
"It's really a blessing from General Yin, it seems that you can feast today. The sergeant had a thick voice, and his eyes were greedy as he looked at the fast walk.
He was so excited that he hurriedly covered his eyes. Xiong Shanjun, on the other hand, set his eyes on the fast escape, and the saliva on his mouth was about to flow to the ground.
"Hehe, there are exactly three people, one for each of them. General Yin felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly proposed.
Ma Dan, if these two guys eat those two sturdy little demons, then Lao Tzu will eat fart.
This dead bald head is skinny at first glance, and there must be no meat to eat.
"General Yin is right, but there are friends from afar, we are all old acquaintances, then we are not formal, I am not polite, so it is difficult to pick this scared little demon. ”
The special sergeant clicked the name of the fast man with one mouth, and Xiong Shanjun immediately shouted: "Hey, what are you anxious about, the master of the family hasn't spoken yet." ”
General Yin was somewhat relieved when he heard this, and he snorted unconsciously, and his heart was still Xiong Shanjun would be a man.
"However, General Yin usually has a lot of fish and meat, and he is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and occasionally he has to eat a little vegetarian. It just so happens that this monk doesn't eat meat, and it can be used to clear General Yin's stomach. Old Niu, are you right?"
Xiong Shanjun blinked and said with a smile.
The special sergeant nodded hurriedly, and gave a thumbs up to praise Xiong Shanjun for being delicate and thinking about people everywhere, which is really too good to hear.
"General Yin, do you think I'm right?" asked Xiong Shanjun with a smile on his face.
General Yin rolled his eyes, and scolded in his heart: For your whole family, why don't you say that Lao Tzu has eaten too much meat, you can cut the valley and not eat it, and become an immortal.
General Yin was furious in his heart and was about to explode, when Xuanzang's slow voice came from the opposite side.
"Don't worry, kings, there are three of us, and we can cook exactly three ways to eat, and you can taste each of them. You can steam, fry, braised and so on, you can choose, what do you think?"
Hey, that's right!
General Yin and the others were overjoyed, saying that this method was good, so that everyone would not have to fight.
"Congratulations to the host for succeeding in killing themselves and gaining +30 experience!"
Xuanzang watched the experience bar start to rise again, and his heart was happy.
"This is a good proposal, since you put it forward, then this king can grant you a wish. General Yin was overjoyed and smiled.
"Really?" Xuanzang's face was happy, and little stars almost popped up in his eyes.
It's a long time, and the opportunity to increase experience has come!
"That's right. General Yin nodded, but seemed to feel that Xuanzang's expression was wrong, and hurriedly added: "Of course, it is impossible to let you go." ”
Fart, Lao Tzu won't leave. Xuanzang muttered in his heart, and hurriedly straightened out his dusty robe, and said with a righteous face.
"Report to the king, I have a copy of "On the One Hundred Ways to Eat Tang Monk Meat", you can braise it, steam, sauerkraut fish, fried ......"
"Add some tofu, chopped green onions, chopped coriander, etc., and you can make a delicious soup......
"Wrapped in flour and fried in an oil pan, the fragrance made even the little demon next door cry......"
"If you like to eat it raw, slicing is also a good choice. Take a bite of mustard, and the umami is really no one......"
"Of course, if you like to maintain health, steaming is also excellent, to lock in the original flavor to the greatest extent......"
The three mountain kings were stunned by Xuanzang's words, and they cried out in their hearts.
"Is this bald head the devil? How do you know how to eat so many ways?"
"Hell, didn't this king miss a lot of food before?"
"That's a good idea, it's time to put it to the test. The three ways to eat are too petty, at least seven or eight!"
Xuanzang couldn't help but show joy when he saw General Yin and the others suddenly realized.
"Congratulations to the host for his trick and death, gaining +80 experience points!"
Sure enough, grinding your mouth can increase your experience, which is really cool.
Xuanzang looked happy, and General Yin and the others were gearing up and couldn't wait to act.
"Come on, let the storm come more violently!" Xuanzang smiled, and everyone who walked fast was about to cry.
"I haven't seen the little demon in the world, what are you crying about. Xuanzang glanced at them with disdain, fantasizing in his heart that the experience bar would be kicked and kicked all the way.
"Little ones, keep the bald head, and the other two are untied and slaughtered!" General Yin commanded in a high-spirited manner.
Xiong Shanjun and the special sergeant nodded one after another, and they were so frightened that their legs went limp.
Ma Dan, this is clearly the suggestion of the dead monk, why did you slaughter us?
Now it's okay, not only to eat it raw, but also to be fried, steamed, and braised ...... It's really dead!
And Xuanzang was dumbfounded and didn't react for a long time.
Damn, I treat you as a friend, and you want to ...... Phew, you don't even eat poor monks!
So, Xuanzang righteously refused!
"General Yin, where did you find the monk, this guy is so annoying!" The special sergeant looked impatient, and the copper ring of the bull's nose was hummed.
"That's right, why don't you throw him out, anyway, you're eating and stuffing your teeth!" Xiong Shanjun whispered.
"This is exactly what this king wants!" General Yin nodded, he also felt that this monk was really a little annoying.
If the dead monk made a big noise next to them when they were happy to eat later, wouldn't it sweep Yaxing.
So, General Yin ordered his men to throw Tang Seng out.
Xuanzang watched those little demons rushing towards him, thinking that General Yin and the others had changed their minds and wanted to take themselves to be slaughtered and eaten, and he couldn't help but show joy on his face.
Come on, come and eat the poor monk! The poor monk is already hungry and thirsty!(Can you vote for a recommendation, I want to rush off the list, thank you!)