Ladyboys have different paths to the same end Chapter 64 Eating and drinking men and women
Mingyang finally woke up in a daze, because Xiangbei suddenly sent mercy to the two of them for a day off, which was the first lazy sleep he had slept in the secret realm. But before he could fully open his eyes, he saw two large red cheekbones dangling in front of his eyes.
"Oh, mom," Mingyang was frightened, "You, what are you doing?"
Lu Li knelt on the bed, pursed his lips and flashed his big eyes to make an innocent appearance.
"Who do you want to scare to death?"
Lu Li touched his face, "What's wrong, isn't it pretty" Lu Li tilted his head left and right to let Mingyang see it more clearly.
Mingyang hurriedly motioned for her to stop, "Hey, the bed is still hard for you, don't be scared."
"What's the matter, that's how the fox sisters are. Lu Li took out a small mirror and looked left and right, "I'm just a little too thick." ”
Mingyang turned over and got out of bed, and said disgusted while putting on his shoes: "Lose my mother, if the fox sisters turn into you, can they still pull the guests to eat, then they will all starve to death." ”
Lu Li put down the small mirror and glanced at Mingyang, "You don't understand." ”
"Lu Li. Lu Ligang wanted to stink and be beautiful for a while, when he suddenly heard Su Xiao shouting to himself outside, "Hey, auntie, I'm here." ”
As soon as Su Xiaoyi came in, his heart even flickered for a moment, "Oops." ”
Mingyang was standing at the door getting dressed and about to go out, and he snorted and laughed, "Auntie, I just said she was scary, and she still didn't believe it." ”
Lu Li hurriedly got off the bed, took Su Xiao's arm, and glanced at Mingyang again, "Auntie, don't pay attention to him, he doesn't understand." ”
Mingyang got dressed, covered his mouth and forced a smile, "It would be strange if I could understand, hahahaha." Saying that, Mingyang smiled and ran away.
Lu Li kicked in the direction where Mingyang ran away, "Cut"
Su Xiao saw that Mingyang had already left the room, and asked tentatively: "Lu Li, you and Mingyang"
"Hmm"
"Well, hey, you're an adult too, and I shouldn't worry about it. Besides, our demon world doesn't care about the age difference, there are many tens of thousands of years apart, so there's nothing to care about. ”
Lu Li felt that she could understand every word of this sentence, but when they were put together, it was completely foggy, "Auntie, why don't I understand what you said?"
"You are with Mingyang, and my aunt is supportive, although he is from the demon world"
"Wait a minute, Auntie, when will I be with Mingyang?"
"Then you guys. Su Xiao was embarrassed, she took a quick look at the bed, "Don't you all live together, why Mingyang doesn't want to marry you?"
"What, auntie, we're not together. He was the one who snatched my bed yesterday and I slept outside. ”
"Ah" Su Xiaozhen was shocked, "People say that women are the ones who please themselves, I see that you are wearing makeup in the same bed again, I thought"
"Oh, auntie, where do you want to go? My rouge gouache was bought by the fox sisters at a great price in the human world, and I carried it all the way from the human world to our secret realm, and I didn't have to do it anymore today, so I tried it. Lu Li looked in the mirror again.
Su Xiao couldn't stand it anymore, "Lu Li, your makeup is too thick." ”
Mingyang said Lu Li just now, she is hard-mouthed, but in fact, she is weak in her heart. Lu Li hurriedly put down the mirror, "yes, I think too." I used to watch other people's makeup, and it looked so good when I put it on so lightly. But I'm going to make a big face today, oops, a big face. ”
"Hahaha, it's okay, my aunt will teach you. ”
Lu Li carefully observed Su Xiao's face at this time, although he looked like a thirty-year-old in the human world, but his eyes were mature, his face was still clean, and there was not a single wrinkle. The makeup is also obedient and natural, and the blush is hit
Hit the spot. Lu Li smiled and nodded heavily, and hugged Su Xiao again, "It's good to have an aunt." ”
Su Xiao patted Lu Li's back, this is the first time that a child has been spoiled in his arms, and Su Xiao has also discovered the fun of being an elder for the first time. As soon as the two of them were about to prepare for makeup, they found that Lu Li was really lacking in this and that, "You don't have a puff and no eyebrow pencil, this is not good." ”
"Is there a round?"
"yes, take it out and use it. ”
"I saw it at the Hu Family Inn at the time, but I didn't take it when I thought it was useless. ”
"Then let's go out and buy it, and besides, your house is also very messy, let's go shopping and buy some daily necessities." ”
"Before, the silver-haired mother-in-law said that she would move in the future, so I didn't buy anything. ”
"You, Mingyang, and Xiaoman practice with Master every day, and you don't even have time to see the place, so you're far away from moving. Or let's go see the place first today and settle down quickly. ”
Lu Li thought for a while, "Let's decide when Xiaoman and Mingyang are there, I think if they live closer, wouldn't there be a care." ”
"That's the same, that's okay, go buy something that will definitely be used first, go"
Although Mingyang had to be free over there, he tried to go north again.
Xiangbei sat on Tai Chi and meditated, and without opening his eyes, he asked, "Why did you come to beg for a fight again?"
Mingyang squatted outside the Tai Chi and smiled, "Look at you, you are also a god-level figure, how bad it is to fight and kill all day long." ”
When he opened his eyes to the north, he saw that Mingyang was still smiling and welcoming people, and the thickness of his face was really rare in the world. "You are also strange, you are annoyed when you see me, and you are uncomfortable when you can't see me. ”
"Hehe, if you can let me go out once, I promise it really once, I won't mess around anymore in the future, listen to you well, and practice hard. ”
"What did you say before becoming a teacher?"
Mingyang's eyes rolled, "Yes"
"Your cultivation is for survival, not for others. ”
"Master" Mingyang knelt on the ground all of a sudden, put his hands together on his head, "Master, pity the pitiful apprentice."
Xiangbei didn't say a word, no longer paying attention to him, Mingyang directly grabbed the ground with his upper body, "Just take a look, let me see my eldest brother, my poor eldest brother, woo woo woo, now lying in the desert no one cares, oh my God, the sky, the earth, all the gods, ah"
Mingyang was still splashing and rolling, and a white cloud screen appeared on Tai Chi again, Mingyang quickly stopped his mouth, climbed twice and stared at the screen, only to see Mingqi's breath lying evenly on the bed.
"Big Brother"
Mingyang was excited, and slapped his hands on the screen, but the screen was conjured, and Mingyang's entire upper body fell to the ground through the screen, "Oops." When Mingyang turned back again, the screen had disappeared, "Hey, it's gone."
"You did it yourself. ”
Mingyang really wanted to slap himself in the mouth, but he was afraid of pain, so he had to comfort himself: "It's good to see it, it's good to see it." ”
Here Lu Li and Su Xiao walked around the market for a long time, and then packed up their belongings in the afternoon. He also cleaned up Xiaoman's house with Mingyang, and added furniture and a bed. "That's fine, Mingyang won't rob you. ”
"Hehe, it's still thoughtful and thoughtful. ”
Mingyang didn't know when he leaned against the door, "Yo, finally buy me a new bed"
"This is for Xiaoman, you can sleep with the original one. ”
Mingyang didn't care, he wanted a new talent, he suddenly lay on the bed and rubbed left and right, "Hehe, mine mine." ”
Lu Li kicked on Mingyang's feet, "Childish." ”
"Haha
Ha, okay, don't make a fuss, eat hot pot in a while, you go wash the dishes. ”
"Eat hot pot" Mingyang sat up suddenly, "Great, Lu Li, hurry, wash the vegetables"
"My aunt asked us to go together" Lu Li dragged Mingyang off the bed, Mingyang almost fell to the ground, "Don't drag, don't drag, I can't go." ”
Lu Li sat on a small bench and washed vegetables one by one outside the cave inn, and Mingyang sat on the bench as a supervisor.
Lu Li squinted at Mingyang while choosing vegetables, "Do you remember who said that you didn't eat for lunch?"
Mingyang was dancing wildly in the air with a vegetable and looking into the distance, and he was not embarrassed to hear Lu Li teasing himself, and said sharply: "I don't know." ”
"Cut, stinky fart. ”
Half an hour later, Mingyang was the first to sit at the table, and Lu Li was busy entertaining guests. After the silver-haired mother-in-law and Su Xiao were busy, Xiaoman also came back, and the five of them gathered around the table, and the gurgling hot pot was very lively.
At this time, Ming Qi's table was deserted, with coarse tea and light rice every day, and Ming Qi muttered in his heart: I can't even eat seafood in the sea
Just thinking like this, Ming Qi suddenly felt that Rumang was on his back, and when he turned around, Lao Kun walked over, "Senior." Ming Qi didn't know what to say for a while, so he lifted his rice bowl and "eat"
Lao Kun didn't speak, sat on the chair next to Ming Qi and watched Erlang's legs fill a bag of cigarettes for himself, and smoked it. Ming Qi had no choice but to continue eating without saying a word. But this rice is really not good, and the vegetables are all green, making people have no appetite.
"I want to eat fish"
Lao Kun posted coldly, and Ming Qi hurriedly denied it: "No, no, no." ”
Lao Kun glanced at Ming Qi up and down, got up and knocked off the remaining tobacco on the soles of his feet, "Wait a minute." ”
"Hey, senior" Ming Qi didn't want to cause inconvenience to others as a guest, but Lao Kun had disappeared in an instant, and when he came back, he really brought a few large plates of seafood.
"Senior" Ming Qi felt that this was too incredible.
"There is no need to have a psychological burden, these are fish and shrimp that died naturally, and if you don't eat them, you will let those big fish eat them. ”
"Can you still eat that?"
"Why can't you not want to eat?"
"I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat. Ming Qi grabbed Lao Kun's hand, "Many, thank you seniors." "Ming Qi is simply feasting, the fish and shrimp just got back from the sea are really delicious.
"Senior, if Bei Jiuliang is here, he will definitely die beautifully. ”
Lao Kun slammed the cigarette pouch and pot on the leg of the table.
"Seniors"
"You're just worrying too much, or you can't suffer the sin of burning your heart. ”
Ming Qi was speechless when he heard it, but he was a worrying life, and I am afraid that he can't change it.
"Young people, listen to people's advice to eat well, don't take care of everyone, sooner or later you will be hurt by those close to you. ”
"Seniors, if you have to weigh the pros and cons before interacting with people, and carefully calculate whether the pay and return are equal every day, then you can't see the sincerity when you interact with people. ”
Lao Kun knew that Ming Qi couldn't understand what he was saying now, and he would only turn back if he hit the south wall himself. Lao Kun had no choice but to change the subject, "You see the north"
"Seniors know to the north"
"Well, the first time the four of them came to the North to meditate and catch a kun, I had a fight with them, and they became New Year's friends. ”
"The division commander actually has a time to mess around"
"People don't get old all of a sudden, who hasn't been young. ”
Ming Qi lowered his head and smiled, yes, who hasn't been young.