Chapter 15: The Immortal Master Descends to Earth
In the early morning, the sun was shining and the breeze was not dry, Xiao Jinan sent out an invitation, inviting the people of the state to attend his daughter's eighteenth birthday, and about Xiao Wan'er marrying a husband again, except for the Xiao Mansion Ding Ya and others and Hua Bo'an, no one else knew, after all, there was no fanfare for the wedding at that time, even if a few state citizens had seen Xu Mo, in their impression, Xu Mo was only Xiao Jinan's respected immortal, not a son-in-law.
The people who received the invitation were actually reluctant to come, but Xiao Jinan's sympathy for the people's feelings on weekdays is an indisputable fact, even if Xiao Wan'er had a sign of Kefu, Xiao Jinan's face could not be given, so the next afternoon, the state citizens who received the invitation arrived as scheduled, Xiao Jinan entertained visitors in the center of the mansion, until dusk, the state residents were going to leave, but they were stopped by the house Ding, saying that they invited Tianle Fang to sing Farewell My Concubine at night, and everyone stayed and did not leave.
Before the play began to sing, Xiao Jinan first took Xiao Wan'er out to toast the guests, Xiao Wan'er just raised the wine glass, there was a sudden clang outside the gate of Xiao's mansion, the door opened, and a Taoist priest wearing a yellow Taoist robe walked in from the outside, he wore a square scarf with gossip imprints, and slowly walked towards everyone with a peachwood sword on his back.
"Who are you?" Xiao Jinan pointed to the oncoming Taoist priest and scolded.
The man stopped and whispered to himself, "Okay, it's quite similar." ”
It turned out that the Taoist was Xu Mo pretending, the Taoist robe on his body, the peach wood sword on his back, the oblique Dao bag and the things in the Dao bag were all relics of the Taoist who came to Xiao Mansion before.
Xu Mo didn't answer him according to the prior agreement, waved his sleeves back, and shouted, "Shut up!"
The Xiao Mansion family who was hiding outside heard the signal shouted by Xu Mo, pulled the rope tied to the door, and the gate of the Xiao Mansion slammed shut, and when the gate closed, Xu Mo instantly became a master immortal with strange skills and the ability to call the wind and rain in the eyes of the people.
"Ahh Who are you, and what are you doing in my Xiao Mansion?"
Xu Mo suppressed his voice and said in a deep voice, "I am the head of the Wuchen Dao of Qingcheng Mountain, passing by your house today, I saw that the demon was angry, so I came in to take a look, sure enough, there is a demon." ”
"You are talking nonsense, spreading rumors to confuse the public, come to someone, blast me out. ”
"Alas, Lord Xiao, I advise you to listen to the poor way, there is indeed a demonic spirit in the house. ”
"Hmph, shut up, come on, take it for me. ”
"Yes!"
All the families in the Xiao Mansion rushed out, swarming up, shaking their fists and trying to knock down Xu Mo, Xu Mo stood still, quietly closed his eyes and waited, waiting for them to rush to the front of them, waving their sleeves, nearly 50 or so family members fell and fell down according to the plan agreed in advance, making the illusion that Xu Mo waved his sleeves, and the people of the state over there were all dumbfounded in their eyes.
Just the action of waving their sleeves and falling, the families of Xiao Mansion have rehearsed back and forth countless times, and it looks more real than the real one, and the people of the state know Xiao Wan'er Kefu in their hearts, so when Xu Mo just came in and said that Xiao Mansion has a demonic spirit, they felt credible, and now that Xu Mo has swept down more than fifty people with one sleeve, they are even more convinced and dare not blaspheme.
Xu Mo glanced a few laps from left to right and from right to left, and saw that the people of the state were dumbfounded, knowing that the time had come, he took out the copper bell from the Dao bag he was carrying cross-body and said, "Governor Xiao, it is no longer your daughter who is by your side, he is a ghost in the mountains." ”
"Ah, mountain ghosts?"
"Ghosts?"
"Ghosts!"
The citizens of the state hurriedly retreated, and Xiao Jinan also subconsciously moved a few steps back.
In order to save her reputation, Xiao Wan'er had to participate in it under Xu Mo's arrangement, without her, this play would not have been effective.
Xiao Wan'er said angrily, "You are talking nonsense, mountain ghosts, I think you are the mountain ghosts." ”
Xu Mo held his beard and said, "Bold ghosts, and dare to quibble." ”
"Jingle bell, jingle bell!"
Xu Mo shook the copper bell in his hand, and a crisp voice came out, and Xiao Wan'er, who was very talented in acting, hugged her head and screamed, looking painful and helpless.
"Demon, it's not yet visible. ”
Xu Mo found the feeling, more or less the joy of being a swordsman when he was a child, and the copper bell in his hand shook even harder.
"When. ”
Who would have thought that the copper bell was already old, and because after the death of the old Taoist priest, it was not cleaned in the firewood room, and it was very fragile, shaking and shaking the bell rod to break, and the bell body fell to the ground.
"Damn, the genuine goods are better than the fakes, and I knew that I would go to the street to buy a new one. ”
The copper bell is actually not much of a problem when it is broken, but the embarrassing thing is that the original intention of holding her head and screaming over there was to pretend that Xiao Wan'er, who was about to appear under the suppression of the copper bell immortal technique, did not realize that the copper bell was broken, and still held her head and shouted, Xu Mo was afraid of revealing the stuffing, so he didn't dare to remind him loudly, so he could only continue to act.
"This immortal master is so powerful, the bells are broken, and he can still suppress that monster!"
"Hey, Miss Xiao is really a monster. ”
The crowd ducked. ”
Roaring, Xu Mo pulled out the peachwood sword, learned the action of the Taoists biting his fingers and pointing blood, biting his fingers, touching the sword, and taking a very inauthentic step on the spot, taking advantage of everyone's inattention, he took out the scale powder that had been placed in the Dao bag for a long time, and smeared it on the peachwood sword, and the wooden sword immediately shone brightly.
"Demon Slaying Sword, come!"
Xu Mo held Ye Ye's silver peachwood sword and poked at Xiao Wan'er, just when the two were less than five steps away, Xiao Wan'er cleverly dodged, and Xu Mo's wooden sword stabbed at the stage behind her, clicking and breaking.
"Embarrassing, embarrassing!"
"Hey, why are you dodging, I won't really poke you. ”
Xu Mo lowered his voice and complained.
"Hmph, who wants you to act so similar, what should I do if you hurt me by mistake!"
"Don't say it, be careful of the stuffing. ”
Xu Mo was embarrassed but not chaotic, stood still, and said, "Good monster, it seems that I have to use the Five Thunder Method." ”
He pretended to be there and shouted "Five Thunder Demons" The sky behind him miraculously burst into flames, and there was a crackling sound, and the people of the state saw that it was magical, and how did they know that it was the firecrackers and fireworks thrown into the sky by the backyard family.
"Ahh ”
Xiao Wan'er shouted and fled in panic.
Xu Mo followed closely.
"Daughter, my daughter. ”
Not long after the two ran out, Xiao Jinan also chased after him, and the people of all the states naturally wanted to go over and have a look out of curiosity, and Xu Mo and Xiao Wan'er, who ran to the backyard early, started the final plan, took out the fox skin hidden in the backyard, poured some dog blood, spread it out smoothly, and prepared to stop, Xiao Wan'er lay quietly next to her, Xu Mo scribbled the yellow paper spirit rune drawn indiscriminately, and made the perfect closing action.
"Wicked, look where you're going. ”
"Ahh
Xiao Jinan pretended to be scared and cautiously stepped forward and said, "Immortal...... Immortal Master, little girl, he's okay!"
Xu Mo put his hands behind his back, held his head high and said, "It's okay, send your daughter back to the house, I'll pinch my fingers to calculate whether your daughter has killed six husbands." ”
"Yes, yes, Immortal. ”
Xu Mo pointed to the fox skin on the ground and said, "Kefu's matter was all done by the fox demon, and now that the fox demon has been surrendered by me, there will be no more Kefu incidents, don't worry." ”
"Ah, oops, thank you, thank you, thank you. ”
Xiao Jinan acted more realistically, knelt down and kowtowed directly, anyway, in his eyes, Xu Mo was originally an immortal master, and he was not wronged by kowtowing a few heads, but Xiao Jinan didn't understand something, why Xu Mo had to arrange it in advance, for example, let people hide in the dark to open the door, and use firecrackers to disguise it as five thunders, when he asked Xu Mo, Xu Mo just said seriously that he had not seen the true demon, and he was not allowed to use real spells, in fact, where did he know that even if the current Xu Mo had a lot of secrets of immortal methods, there was not half of them that could be used.
Xu Mo stroked the fake beard and said, "It's okay, demon slaying is my profession." ”
After speaking, Xu Mo turned around, popped out a flint, and threw it at the fox skin, and it was very embarrassing, but it didn't bounce accurately, fortunately, there were two in the sleeve, Xu Mo's hand hidden in the sleeve, grabbed the second flint, walked closer, walked out of the distance of the absolute hit, and said, "This fox demon has injured six lives in a row, and it can't be spared." ”
After speaking, he popped out the flint, the flint fell on the fox skin, and a fire broke out with a bang, the fox skin was soaked in fire oil in advance, and Xu Mo rubbed the two flints against each other in his sleeve very hot, threw them down, and naturally caught fire, this scene was undoubtedly the most miraculous to the people of the state.
After the fire was burned, in order to enhance the mysterious atmosphere, Xu Mo said, "People are forbidden to travel here for three days, and only after three days can they be active here." ”
"Thank you, thank you, Immortal. ”
"It doesn't matter, it's duty to eliminate demons and defend the way. ”
Dividing the word exit, Xu Mo has begun to tidy up his clothes, then put his hands on his back, and walked to the front yard, everyone followed behind, not daring to speak loudly, they were very quiet, and when they came to the courtyard, the people of the state returned to their respective seats and sat down, originally to see the overlord Farewell Concubine They were all on Xu Mo, of course Xu Mo was aware of it, thinking back to the time when he first entered the door to the present, especially the trick of burning fox skin with one finger, it was really cool, walking to the door, he couldn't help but want to experience this pleasure again, turned around and said, "You should do a lot of good deeds in the future, I will go." ”
"Open the door. ”
Gao opened the door, Xu Mo, who was still immersed in the pleasure of the immortals, raised his chin, raised his eyebrows, and didn't pay much attention to whether the door was open or not, and slammed the door with a bang.
"Ahh
He shouted, and then realized that there were countless eyes staring at him behind him, so he secretly stretched out his left foot and kicked the door open, It doesn't hurt if he doesn't kick, a kick just happened, the door was hidden, his left foot slammed out, while the door was kicked open, his left foot also leaned forward, and his right foot was still in the threshold, his body lost his balance, and he tripped over the threshold, and the whole person fell outward, and next to the threshold outside was the steps of the ninth floor of Xiao Mansion, a big family like the governor, the steps would not be low, Xu Mo fell out of the threshold, because it was too sudden, he couldn't stop for a while, and rolled down directly from the nine steps.
And for the people inside, looking out from their perspective, Xu Mo seemed to disappear in an instant.
"It's worthy of being an immortal, coming without a trace, going without a trace. ”
"Immortals, really immortals. ”
Even his accomplice Xiao Jinan couldn't help but sigh, "Immortal Master, you still said that there is no real demon, no real magic, this will disappear in a blink of an eye, what a magical power." ”
Thumbs up.