Chapter 2: The Gift of the Old Man with the Sword on His Back
It's so easy to throw out the cheats of cultivation, this rhythm is forcing me into the fire pit of cultivation, and I already have a strong feeling that my brows have wrinkled into a tiger character, phew, king character.
"Little brother, what do you think?"
While I was still weighing the pros and cons, the old man spoke again, and I felt that he was persecuting me, because I really saw that he had just reached out and pulled out a forty or forty-meter long sword from behind his back, no, I was dazzled...... It's a forty-centimeter short sword.
At this time, his face was full of hideousness, and I felt that if I didn't say anything, this story about my Wang Yougen should be a eunuch. So I smiled hard, and even asked him with my slightly yellowed little tiger teeth.
"Is it five dollars a copy?"
"The little brother laughed, just accept it, these two books are enough to make you live a long life, and when the old man recovers his peak, he will send you back to his hometown. ”
I finally took the two books handed me by the old man, and did not dare to read them closely, because my attention was highly focused on the sword in the old man's other hand, and I was worried that he would burst out, and then shouted, "Bah!
"This sword is destined for the little brother, so let's take it as well. ”
"No, no, no. ”
"Don't like it? ”
...... The moment the old man turned around, he was stunned by my titanium alloy double eyelid dog eyes, and in the smoke, the old man had more than a dozen long swords of all sizes stuck in his back, the kind that pierced the flesh with the sword body, and the whole back was drenched in blood, and there was a faint golden light, and his clothes were torn...... There seems to be a handful of ...... stuck in the butt flap
"I'm not afraid of the little brother's jokes, that guy is indeed a little stronger than the old man, in order to stop the old man, he also sacrificed a lot, these swords are his heavy treasures, and the result is all taken away by the old man. ”
At this time, I deeply felt that the old man was bragging about the pen, is this a little stronger......?
What kind of grudge is this, this old bone is not easy, it seems that I misunderstood him and threatened me, but at this moment my conscience seems to be condemned, I should express some sympathy, cooperate with the old man, although the atmosphere is slightly embarrassing.
"The old man is really old and strong, and the dragon is fierce, and only Bollywood dares to play this kind of injury on our side. ”
"Little brother has won the prize, if you fancy any sword, take it down directly. ”
"It's so bloody, it's not okay, it's going to hurt, right?"
"How could it be...... Ahh
"Uh......"
The voice gradually calmed down......
......
It happened a little fast, what happened just now, I feel quite guilty when I say it, the old man asked me to take the sword directly, I just liked to hit his ass, phew!
took a fancy to the long sword of the treasure light on his buttocks, and pulled it off directly without holding back, and then ...... He screamed so loudly that I couldn't bear it, so I plunged my sword back into him......
At this moment, I don't know what to do, looking at the old man's tearful and smiling thin old face, I can't help but want him to suck the snot back, it's really a little disgusting to me.
Finally, at the old man's insistence, I pulled out all the swords on his back, but unfortunately, there was no one I liked, so why should I be chosen, I don't like it, because adults don't make a single choice.
"Ahem, it seems that these swords don't fit the little brother's eyes, too, after all, it's that guy's thing, and it's not suitable for the little brother to wear, in case he detects it, it's also a little dangerous. ”
...... No wonder when I was holding these broken things just now, my heart was beating terribly, it turned out to be a pit of Nima, just when I was about to have a seizure, the old man took out a sheathed long sword out of thin air, and touched my forehead with his hand, as if he had taken something from my body, I felt that I had fallen out of love......
No, it feels a little empty, but fortunately it is not lonely and cold, when the old man stroked his hand over the body of the long sword, a sword shadow suddenly appeared in my mind, and a feeling with the heart of the long sword spontaneously arose.
"Little brother, this thunder sword will be yours in the future, it is an old and private treasure, from now on it will move as you think, and it will also increase in power as your cultivation grows. ”
Looking at the long sword that circled around me as soon as my heart moved, I was a little stunned, could you be the legendary thunder This heavenly cultivation fell into my purple gold hammer, purple lightning said Xuanzhen flame, and the Nine Heavens Hanging Sword was shocking......
The magic of love goes round and round, the magic of love goes round and round......
Just as I was controlling the thunder sword and turning around, the old man took out a jade plate and handed it to me, and gave it away? Isn't it that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals can't become sperm, phew, yes, and now I can't bribe, um? It seems that I am not a cadre, and I can also have a dinner.
"This is a space teleportation card, you need to rely on it to get in and out of here, and it is also a talisman for you in this world, in short, it can make you invisible, but only when you cultivate to the foundation building period, you can control the teleportation card in the space to take you outside, come and go freely. ”
At this time, I practiced qi in my left hand to build a foundation, my right hand was a space teleportation card, and the long sword beside me was circling in circles.
"Thank you old man for giving the kid so many treasures. ”
"Time is running out for old decay. ”
“...... Did you draw your sword too hard just now, and you can't bear it with your bones?"
"Ahem, no, no. ”
I was so shocked that I thought it was time to give my last words.
"The old decay is now in a weak state, you have to immediately retreat in this dream space, enter the dormant period, if you want to wake up again, it will be as short as three or five years, and as long as ten years, during this period, the old decay hopes that you must protect yourself and cultivate well, what this world is like, you will slowly know. Remember, with the teleportation card on, you only need to meditate on the entry and exit to teleport back and forth. ”
I felt that the old man was starting to get a little confused.
"Little brother, please put away the sword, it will be a little dizzy to go around the old man. ”
Uh, thunder, come to the bowl, phew, come to my hand, I thought silently, sure enough, the thunder sword that is invincible in the universe and lonely in all corners of the world obediently returned to my hand, and it felt so cool to hold......
"It seems that the little brother is a person with good bones, and he can control this sword so quickly, yes, yes, the old man has a small ...... here. ”
Just as I was secretly smug in my heart, the old man disappeared at once, leaving only a large cloud of thick smoke rising and falling in front of my eyes, and finally he said something...... I always felt that something was wrong.
"Hold the grass! What about the rent?"
With such a large set of dream space, it should be very expensive to rent......
Forget it, for the sake of us being grasshoppers on a rope, I won't bother with you, after all, the things in my hand are quite heavy......
It wasn't until the old man disappeared for a while that I realized that I could move freely in the dream space, not immobile like in the real world, which made me very excited.
So, I quickly measured this space with my footsteps, the total area should be 100 square meters, about 3 meters high, it is a square space, the brightness of the space can be controlled according to my ideas, and there are white partition walls on all six sides.
The old man occupies ten square meters in the middle alone, and I plan to build a partition wall with seven or eight rooms apart, which can be rented out in the future, so as to save land and allow me to earn money to marry a daughter-in-law as soon as possible.
......
When I put the teleportation card around my neck, I saw everything in the wooden house through the six white walls of the dream space, and the bed was empty at this time.
"It's such a good thing, and I don't change any spicy strips. ”
I look left, right, up, down......
The brows furrowed instantly, more than a dozen broken swords that made my heart beat were still thrown on the ground, why didn't the old man put it away, it was too loser.
I could only pick one up and throw it into the old man's white smoke with a whoosh.
"Poof. ”
"Hey, what's the sound, why didn't this sword pop out? ”
"Poof. ”
"Poof. ”
"Poof. ”......
"Old man, more than a dozen swords, all of them have been returned to you, do things carefully in the future. ”
After finishing the work, I also put the two books and the thunder sword in my hand in the corner of the space, after all, I was paralyzed outside, and I didn't need it.
"Knock knock, Childe, deliver food. ”
Somebody's coming, I've got to get out, how do I get out? yes, yes, yes, teleport, mantra.
"Big ass!"
"Hmmm, no, it doesn't work. ”
The atmosphere is awkward......
"Out!"
...... Belch.