Chapter 271: Shouting Beauty
Woowoo......
A pack of wolves gathered around the Zodiac Dog and cried about the rabbit's atrocities.
The zodiac dog opened his eyelids and glanced at the rabbit, and said, "Master Rabbit, don't do it, my wolf cubs are no better than the sky." If you are injured, you will not be able to recover for a while. ”
Qin Shou casually threw the wolf in his hand aside, clapped his hands and said, "Who let them have no eyes, what fun do you have here, do you pass the time?"
The zodiac dog's eyelids raised slightly, and he was about to say something, when he saw a mouse come out of the ground and shouted: "It's fun, I just got the news, a few poachers have entered the mountain." ”
Hearing the news, the lazy zodiac dogs all sat up: "Really?"
Qin Shou grabbed the zodiac rat and said, "Is this true?"
The zodiac rat waved its little paws and shouted, "Of course it's true, Master Rabbit, you let go...... Tail scratching is too rogue. ”
Qin Shou put down the zodiac rat, and then looked at the zodiac dog: "Those guys should be running for the Siberian tiger." ”
The zodiac dog said: "You can't be cheap that big cat, the fun must be shared." Let's go, go and see! The little ones, all spread out for me, find a few people, remember, you are not allowed to do it alone, and if you meet it, you will come back and report it!"
The zodiac dog shouted in a language that the wolves could understand, and the wolves dispersed.
The zodiac rat said: "Come on, I'll do my best." ”
After a while, countless big rats began to shuttle through the mountains and forests......
It didn't take long for the three poachers to be turned out by them.
At this moment, in a small cave in the mountain forest, three poachers did not dare to make a fire, but sat inside nibbling on cakes, tearing off jerky, and chatting in a low voice.
"Lao Xu, do you want a wife?" asked the bad man when he opened his mouth.
The slightly thinner, but very capable man, frowned and said, "What nonsense?"
The bad man said: "I'm not talking nonsense, I heard that in this big mountain, as long as you shout to the mountain to ask for a wife." Hehe, there was a beautiful woman who came to the door that night......"
Lao Xu gave him a blank look and ignored him.
The man with thin eyes and long eyebrows and a rare mustache raised his head and asked in a smug voice, "Is it really fake? There are still girls in this mountain? How much does it cost to introduce here?"
Lao Xu scolded with a smile: "Old eight, are you stupid? Do you really believe it? Bullshit, except for jackals, tigers and leopards in this mountain, where are the women?"
The bad man laughed: "I'm not talking nonsense, this is a legend in the mountains." Although there are no women in the mountains, there are many mountain spirits and foxes.
Aren't Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian the cause they have in the mountains?
Why can the snake in the south become a spirit, but the snake in the north can't?"
Hearing this, the eighth child also understood that the other party was purely.
When the bad man saw that neither of them believed it, he was immediately unhappy: "Hey, you still don't believe it, do you? Let me tell you, you southerners, don't believe in ghosts and gods." ”
Lao Xu said disdainfully: "Ghosts and gods...... Hehe...... From Hoh Xil to the east coast, from the Tian Shan Mountains to the northeast, from the tropical rainforest to the Shennong Valley, I have never been there? I have never seen the ghosts and ghosts of the mountains, but there is no shortage of food in the mountains.
Seriously, Bai Suzhen is actually a good fate, but if Xu Xian was born in Guangzhou, there won't be so many things. ”
Lao Ba also said: "I entered the industry late, but I have also heard the story of our Xu Ye catching falcons and eagles in no man's land. Master Xu, have I heard, you also went to the sea and dug ancient tombs back then, is that true or false?"
Lao Xu said indifferently: "It's not an ancient tomb, it's just a shipwreck." It's a pity that someone got on board first, and there was nothing left on the ship. When I arrived in the no-man's land, I still remember it vividly, and it was really not a place for people to go. Fortunately, it didn't run in vain...... One falcon, eight million!"
Hearing this, the eyes of the garlic-nosed bad man and the eighth man lit up, and they exclaimed, "Eight million?"
Lao Badao: "I'm ...... If I have eight million, what else do I steal, I will directly bathe the big sword every day, how cool. ”
Lao Xu said disdainfully: "How much is eight million? When you finish this vote, I guarantee that you will make a big profit." When the time comes, my brother will take you to a wave and let you understand what kind of thing these eight million are......"
The eighth was overjoyed, and said, "Cheng, Lao Xu, this is what you said." Don't run away by yourself then......"
Speaking of this, Lao Ba leaned over and asked, "Lao Xu, how much can we share this vote?"
Lao Xu didn't speak, and raised a finger.
Lao Ba's eyes sparkled: "Ten million?"
Lao Xu said disdainfully: "A lifetime of money." ”
The joy in Lao Ba's eyes became stronger......
The three of them chatted, and the eighth brother came to the garlic-nosed bad man again and asked, "Brother Chen, is what you just said true or false?"
The bad man Chen Han said: "Hehe, there is a saying in the mountains, if you believe it, you don't believe it." In the mountains of the Northeast, it is not the gods or the immortals who are in charge of the rules, but the ......"
"What?" asked the old man.
Chen Han lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "It's a mountain spirit and a demon!"
Chen Han's voice was a little hoarse and dignified, and his expression was serious, not like a joke.
Seeing Chen Han like this, Lao Xu also asked curiously: "I heard that there are foxes, white, yellow, willow and gray in the Northeast, which are known as the Five Great Immortal Families." That's what you're talking about?"
Chen Han nodded: "To be precise, it's the fox white and yellow willow gray ghost." ”
The eighth child was even more curious: "Idle is also idle, old minister, tell me?"
Chen Han shook his head.
Lao Badao: "What's the matter? Don't talk when you have an appetite? ”
Chen Han said: "In the mountains, what to say." Those six big families, let's talk outside, forget it, it's easy to get into trouble by talking here. Before, I said that if you call beautiful women in the mountains, there will be beautiful women coming at night, and that's the reason.
You shouted, the beauties in the Liu family may come to the door. ”
Hearing this, Lao Xu sneered and cut off a piece of dried meat with a knife and stuffed it into his mouth and said, "I want to believe that this will die a long time ago." ”
The eighth child also said: "I don't believe it either, if I want to believe this, I won't do it." ”
Chen Han said angrily: "Believe it or not." ”
The eighth child is ADHD and can't be idle. Sitting in a dark cave and not letting the fire and lights on is even more boring.
Seeing that Chen Han shut up and didn't say anything, the eighth child became even more bored, and asked, "Old Chen, tell me about it......"
Chen Han still didn't speak.
The eighth man clicked his lips and asked, "If you shout a beauty, do you shout loudly or quietly?" I just shout twice, beauty...... Beautiful ......"
After the eighth child shouted twice, he laughed first.
Chen Han didn't expect the eighth child to really shout, so he hurriedly kicked him and said, "Okay, no kidding, don't shout." You want to hear it, and when it's out, I'll talk to you more. ”
Lao Ba pouted and said: "Lao Chen, look at your feudal superstition, it seems that if I shout two voices, there will really be beautiful women." ”
Chen Han was about to say something, but the eighth child shouted in a low voice outside the cave: "Beauty, beauty...... Come on, my brother is here. ”
He had a small voice, apparently shouting and playing.
Chen Han said: "Shut up, if you really attract something, it will be troublesome." ”
The eighth child disagreed: "If I can call a beautiful woman with a mosquito call, then my brother will admit it, and he will take off his clothes and lie on the ground without resistance." ”
"Yes......" At this time, a female voice sounded!