Kong Ermao said: "Of course. ”

Huang Tiedan secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, old guy, very shameless.

Kong Ermao said again: "As a well-known alchemist, this pharmacist is very responsible to tell you that this pharmacist sees that you have a scab between your eyebrows, a heavy head and a thick neck, a protruding and black forehead, a pair of tricky ears, a pair of copper bell eyes, plus there are evil ghosts in the main beam, and there are black devils in the heavenly court, with big teeth and protruding teeth, and the main gate is on the left. So, so, using the art of gossip to deduce, you can know, little bastard, you will soon have a bloody disaster. ”

The more Huang Tiedan listened, the more wrong he became, and he secretly complained: Seaweed radish toad, I kind of understand, this old guy is helping me deduce my fate, co-authoring me to say that I look ugly, and curse me for having a bloody disaster.

Huang Tiedan hurriedly interrupted and said, "Stop, stop, stop, you always rest." Why do I listen to it more and more unpleasantly, you are calling me ugly, right?"

Kong Ermao said: "No, this pharmacist is a well-known senior alchemist, when he was young, this pharmacist followed a great master to learn the art of gossip for a few days, where can he deceive a little bastard like you, right?"

When Huang Tiedan heard this, he was very wrong, and said: "Seaweed radish toad, as soon as I heard what you said, I knew that it was fake, listen, listen, I have only learned the art of gossip for a few days, and I dare to show it, you are not bluffing me as an innocent little virgin, I will say, it turns out that you are lying to me." ”

Kong Ermao didn't speak.

Huang Tiedan said again: "Oh, according to this view, this Fang Shi is too watery, it is estimated that he is similar to the phase master, and I can also be a master." Besides, I've been going well and well lately, so where did the blood and light disaster come from? Could this be Fang Shi's alarmist trick, specially designed to scare an innocent little virgin like me, so that people can believe Fang Shi's words? This kind of behavior is on par with Xiang Shi, right?"

Kong Ermao said: "There is no thing, this pharmacist has always said that there is no difference, and the little bastard is really about to do bad things." ”

Huang Tiedan had a suspicious expression and said, "It's really fake, I don't know what will be bad?"

Kong Ermao said: "Have you heard that the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it?"

Huang Tiedan nodded and said, "Of course I have heard of it, but what does this have to do with me?"

Kong Ermao said: "Of course it's related, little bastard, look at you, you won the first place in this Wei competition, and at the same time, with your character, this pharmacist knows that he must be in the limelight during the competition." This kind of thing is very dangerous, this pharmacist estimates that there are not a few people who hate you, that is to say, you let people worry about it, if someone secretly gives it to you, it is estimated that your life will be whimpering, think about it yourself, is this the case?"

Huang Tiedan had a dead duck's hard face, and said: "That's because these local people are not as good as others, and they are jealous, why bother with it?"

Kong Ermao said: "This is exactly what this pharmacist is most worried about, the so-called defense of people is indispensable, the little bastard is like this, sooner or later his life will be lost." You must know that in addition to the difficulty of level ascension, there are also many dangers lurking in the path of cultivation, and some of these dangers come from the jealousy of other people, do you understand?"

Although Huang Tiedan is ugly, his IQ is not low, of course he understands the meaning of Kong Ermao's words. However, Huang Tie Dan always felt as if something was wrong. Huang Tiedan thought for a while and said, "I'll save it, but what do these words you always teach me have to do with whether you are a famous monk or not?"

Kong Ermao said: "Actually, it doesn't matter much. It's just that this pharmacist wants to tell you that this pharmacist has another identity, that is, Fangshi, this is called showing off, understand?"

Huang Tiedan rolled his eyes and said strangely: "But you are not a square priest, and what you say doesn't match anything!"

Kong Ermao said: "This is a bad word, the so-called Fangshi, in addition to knowing a little gossip, also needs to be like a physiognomy master, using some speaking skills, so that you can attract more customers, ah, bah, so that the art of gossip can be carried forward, this is the true foundation of Fangshi." ”

Huang Tiedan saw that Kong Ermao said that he leaked his mouth, and laughed: "Oh, I see, the little one understands, according to what you say, as long as you pass me a little gossip skills, plus I am already clever and become a generous person, it must be a trivial matter, hahaha, since then I have called myself Huang Fangshi, this title is so-so, a little windy, just with my title of bluestone layman, complement each other, good, good, strange dragon winter, turtle climbs chimney." ”

Kong Ermao smiled and said: "Yes, yes, this pharmacist does have a gossip book, which is the exclusive collection of this pharmacist, and I will pass it on to you later." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "This feeling is good. ”

Kong Ermao said: "This pharmacist will give you another proverb, it is not advisable to be in the limelight, you have to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger." ”

Huang Tiedan listened to Kong Ermao's words, and thought about it carefully, on top of this Wei family's big competition, he was indeed suspected of being in the limelight, not to mention far away, between Huang Tiedan and Wei Shengqiu, it seemed that there was some mustard. Huang Tiedan secretly said in his heart: The seaweed radish toad, it is not a major repair, he is really a person who loves the limelight, but this is not called limelight, this is called unruly, hahaha.

Huang Tiedan said: "I have taken these words you always said to heart. I like your proverb the most, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, surprise it, give it to someone else, it's really fun!"

Kong Ermao said: "Yes, this pharmacist has a long speech, and after saying this, you little bastard, you just remembered this." The original intention of this pharmacist is to tell you not to be strong, you little bastard, think about it yourself, just with your low cultivation, others can pinch you to death like pinching a little spirit worm with just a slight pinch. So, the most important thing is to have a high level of cultivation, understand?"

Huang Tiedan said: "Of course I understand, what you always say is some nonsense, who doesn't want to improve the level of cultivation, but there are really many difficulties in the meantime." Let's just talk about me, since I was a child, I have been cultivating every day, I don't know how much hardship I have endured, and it took me decades to reach the advanced level of the scriptures, which shows that this way of cultivating the truth is really a very difficult thing. ”

Kong Ermao said: "As the saying goes, only when you suffer hardship can you become a superior person." If you want not to endure hardship, if you want to take a step to the sky, this kind of shortcut will never work. Only this group of people in our Qingshi Town, they are all afraid of the hard work of cultivation, and they just want to be easy and happy, and they will never become great cultivators. Do you want to be like them, to be a mediocre native, to die a mediocre death after one or two hundred years?"

Huang Tiedan said: "I often hear you say that those great monks are not only strong in skills, but also have the same longevity as heaven and earth. I am not afraid of heaven and earth, there is only one thing, that is, I am afraid of death, I have to become a great monk, and live with heaven and earth, then I don't have to die. Therefore, I am the least afraid of hardship, you always say that I am afraid of hardship, but you underestimate me. ”

Kong Ermao said: "If this is the case, great goodness. ”

Huang Tiedan grinned and said, "Of course, as a quasi-great monk, no hardship can stop me. ”

Kong Ermao shook his head and said, "Alas. This pharmacist can't look down on your smug ugliness the most. ”

Huang Tiedan said: "That's not to learn from you. ”

Kong Ermao was speechless.

Huang Tiedan said again: "The truth is said again and again, but the actual situation, you don't know it, that is one word, poor." As you just said, in addition to perseverance, isn't the most important thing in cultivating true being to look at resources? ”

Kong Ermao said: "This is not a problem. ”

Huang Tiedan asked, "Oh?"

Kong Ermao said: "This pharmacist asks you, what is your current level?"

Huang Tiedan said: "You are really forgetful, didn't I just say it?

Kong Ermao said: "I'm sorry, don't give this pharmacist a fork, and the general education is high, oh, this qualification is really not very good, little bastard, you are now more than fifty, alas, this qualification is really not very good." ”

Kong Ermao shook his head as he spoke.

Seeing this, Huang Tiedan was very unhappy, and said: "Hey, hey, hey, old fellow, ahh ”

Kong Ermao said: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, what is the first youth of Qingshi Town, what is the bluestone layman, it's a mess." This pharmacist said that you have low qualifications, that is, low qualifications, do you think you have high qualifications? Think about the beginning, this pharmacist, that qualification, that is called high, this pharmacist at your age, the cultivation level has long been a spiritual attraction, you say, what do you have to be proud of?"

Huang Tie Dan didn't believe it, and said suspiciously: "Really fake? Your old qualifications are so awesome, why are you just an outer disciple, is there any other reason?"

Kong Ermao said: "Well, it's a long story, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year." The meaning of this pharmacist is that you are not qualified and need to make up for it the day after tomorrow, understand? Don't interrupt this pharmacist, be careful that this pharmacist blows your dog's head. ”

Huang Tiedan said secretly: Seaweed radish toad, this old guy is estimated to have the same qualifications as me, and he is also very low, but at this time he is ashamed to mention it, as the saying goes, expose people without revealing shortcomings, and hitting people without slapping their faces, I can't expose him, lest he blow my head.

Huang Tiedan said: "Your old lesson is that I have low qualifications, and what can I do about it now?"

Kong Ermao said: "This is the reason why this pharmacist asked you about the cultivation level, you are now at the advanced level of the meridians, and the next step is to break through the barrier and reach the spirit induction." ”

Huang Tiedan said: "What you always said, coincides with what you think, I have been thinking about breaking through recently, and I came to you today, the most important thing is to ask you for advice, how to break through to the spirit?"