Chapter 132: Holy Child King!
Facing Aunt Chen's answer that went straight to the soul, the corners of Xuanzang's mouth twitched, and he smiled without a smile: "You can see it, you guys are working hard." ”
"It's not hard, we're happy, I didn't expect people who are dozens of years old to be able to contribute to this society. Aunt Chen began to sigh with some emotion.
The corners of Xuanzang's eyes twitched even more, and he said in his heart, but we don't want you to contribute at all, what the hell is this for the eighteen-year-old girl who said that she is squeezing tea juice!
Xuanzang, accompanied by the shopkeeper, went back with a black face.
"Xiao Er, didn't this Tang monk water say that it was made by an eighteen-year-old girl?
Xuanzang said that he was very angry, and said in his heart that he was fortunate not to drink it, otherwise, wouldn't he have lost his reputation for a lifetime?
"Holy monk, look at what you said, these old aunts were all youthful eighteen-year-old beautiful teenagers a few decades ago. The shopkeeper said shamelessly.
Xuanzang: "@#¥%"
God, decades ago, were you still talking to people?
"Holy monk, if you are not satisfied, we can give you another pot of Tang Seng water as an apology, what do you think?" The shopkeeper felt a little reluctant, and proposed in a loud voice.
, who wants your Tang monk water, aren't you a disgusting poor monk?
Xuanzang's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, but after thinking about it, he nodded and agreed.
"Okay, I'll be there right away. The shopkeeper threw the towel to his back and shouted, "The fourteenth guest wants another pot of Tang monk water!"
Soon, Xuanzang returned to the table, and Sun Wukong hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Master, I have been looking at this idiot, he doesn't dare to steal your tea." ”
"Brother Monkey, what are you talking about, do I look like that kind of person, old pig?" Zhu Bajie's saliva was about to flow, but he wiped his chin and grinned.
"It doesn't matter, I've been thinking about it on the road, you guys are tired all the way, and it's also extremely hard. If you like this cup of tea, just take it. ”
Xuanzang smiled slightly, handed the tea in front of him to Bajie, and watched him drink it with a smile on his face.
"Bajie, don't be in a hurry, there's still a pot. The smile on Xuanzang's face was even brighter.
"Master, you are so good!" Bajie clicked, closed his eyes, and said happily as he savored the girlish fragrance in his mouth.
Sun Wukong and the black bear spirit also planned to taste the so-called Tang Seng water, but when they saw the weird smile on Xuanzang's face, they couldn't help but shudder, and instantly stopped this impatient thought.
Ma Dan, this pit father's master (holy monk) must be playing some tricks, this tea can't be drunk.
As a result, only Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie were drinking Tang Seng water, and Bajie drank the most, and almost a teapot of water fell into his stomach.
Just after Zhu Bajie drank the last drop of Tang Seng water, he licked his mouth unsatisfied, and couldn't stop praising it: "Good tea, this tea should only be in the sky, and it is rare to taste it a few times in the world!"
Zhu Bajie was in a good mood at this time, and just when everyone was happy, a woman wearing a red and vulgar headscarf walked over with a spring on her face.
"Elder, the slave family heard that you are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, do you know the Holy Monk of Tang Sanzang?"
Aunt Chen asked with a smile, Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and was about to answer. Zhu Bajie glanced at the old woman with disdain, and said, "It's really disappointing, there is a wrinkled old woman." ”
Aunt Chen was displeased when she heard this, and said, "Hmph, what are you stupid pig talking about, there is a kind of don't drink Tang Seng water." ”
Zhu Bajie wondered: "Old pig, whether I drink Tang Seng water or not, what does it have to do with you?"
"Why doesn't it matter?" Aunt Chen crossed her waist and said loudly: "The tea you drink is made by me, are you embarrassed to say this?"
Zhu Bajie: "???"
Sha Seng: "???"
"Master, this old woman is really hateful, she is talking nonsense!" Zhu Bajie scolded angrily.
Xuanzang smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and pressed down, and said, "Calm and calm." ”
When Aunt Chen heard this, she was not happy, and her eyes fell on Xuanzang, and said, "Elder, you also come to evaluate the theory, don't you say?"
"Calm and calm, Wukong, you are in charge of the overall situation, and the poor monk has to go to the toilet again. Xuanzang clasped his hands together and slipped away in a hurry.
"Master, master!" Zhu Bajie and the others shouted at Tang Sanzang's figure, but Xuanzang slipped away like a gust of wind.
"This ......" Zhu Bajie had a trace of bad thoughts, and hurriedly set his eyes on Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, what the hell is this ......?"
Sun Wukong grinned and said, "Idiot, don't you understand? According to the master's urine, this is clearly Aunt Chen's freshly squeezed tea juice." Don't be disgusted, after all, you're hundreds of years older than others. If you really want to convert it, people can be regarded as eighteen years old, and you still earn it. ”
Zhu Bajie: "!!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for successfully teasing Zhu Bajie, experience points +20!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for successfully teasing the sand monk, experience points +10!"
At this time, in the Huoyun Cave of the dry pine stream of Haoshan Mountain, a barefoot baby was tilting his head sideways, squinting his eyes, and listening carefully to the little demon's report.
"So, the real Tang Sanzang has already appeared in the city?"
"Yes, Holy Child King!" The little demon said in a loud voice: "However, now it has been rumored in the city that eating Tang monk meat can lead to immortality, and for a time the city has risen to eat Tang monk meat and drink Tang monk water." I'm afraid that there are already many demon kings who want to attack him. ”
The little demon looked at his king and his expression became a little displeased, and his heart couldn't help but chuckle.
The king in front of him is not anyone, it is the Bull Demon King and the son of the Iron Fan Princess, Red Boy, known as the Holy Child King.
His own king Red Boy has extraordinary skills, and a fire-tipped spear is majestic, and he is invincible!
Even the neighboring demon kings have to respect him a little, and he dares to pick off what he wants, even if it is the moon!
"These ignorant mortals dare to compete with this king for Tang monk meat, they really don't know whether they live or die!"
The red boy snorted coldly, and the little demon was so frightened that he hurriedly explained: "King, these Tang monk meat and Tang monk water are all fake, and this trend of eating Tang monk meat came from the black chicken country. ”
"The abominable Black Rooster Country, a mere land, dares to disrupt the king's plan. If something goes wrong, the king decides not to let them go. ”
"Don't be anxious, the king's plan for now is to capture Tang Sanzang, and let's talk about the rest later. The little demon hurriedly reminded.
"Well, you're right. This Tang Sanzang is known for being a kind-hearted person, and next to him there are people with high skills like Sun Wukong, who can only be outwitted, not invincible!"
The red boy groaned slightly, and immediately remembered a brilliant plan.