"How did you get a human? Where did he come from?"

"Doesn't this human being know that this is the famous Long Live Fox King Cave Mansion?

"Hey, that bald boy, are you going the wrong way?" Finally, a demon king asked with an unkind expression with his eyes squinted.

Facing the gaze of all the demons, ordinary people would have been so frightened that their legs were paralyzed, and they knelt directly on the ground.

After all, above this hall, there are many demon kings, many of whom have not yet transformed. Like tiger demons, wolf demons, dog demons and the like, they are all fierce and terrifying.

Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, and then said very honestly: "Tell all the kings, the poor monk came from a long distance, and when he saw that this place was quite lively, he specially came to turn his fate." ”

What?

You, a white and tender human being, actually broke into the monster cave mansion without knowing whether you were alive or dead, and wanted to beg for food from the mouths of our group of demon kings who eat people and don't spit out bones?

That's a dangerous idea!

"Hehe, what an interesting guy, it seems that today's party is very interesting. One of the Lizard Demon Kings licked his dry lips and looked Tang Sanzang up and down.

"Dead bald head, wouldn't it be too whimsical for you to come here empty-handed to find food?" The hundred-year-old cat demon next to him hunched over, squatted on the high-headed chair, and seemed to be smiling.

"Oh, the poor monk is just a walking monk, poor and white, with no long things, and indeed no treasures on his body. ”

Tang Sanzang pretended to be embarrassed, and then looked around at everyone: "However, as an intern of the Pure Land Temple who has been practicing for ten and a half years, the poor monk is proficient in all kinds of folk suona instruments, and is good at singing mantras and dancing gods...... Since your mansion is holding a happy event today, why don't you sing a song to you to cheer up?"

The jade-faced fox was frowning slightly, thinking to himself where did this goddamn monk come from, shouldn't it be a big deal for me? I remember that there is obviously a small formation at the foot of the mountain to protect the mountain, and even a human-level monster can't easily come in, how did this damn bald head get up the mountain?

"Forget it, even if it's a mage for that old immortal, and then give him something to eat, just send him away. ”

The jade-faced fox thought in her heart, she always felt that for some reason, there was a faint uneasiness in her heart, especially after this bald head came, this uneasy feeling was even stronger.

"In that case, then there is Elder Lao. The jade-faced fox spoke at this time, she turned her head and ordered, and asked the servant to hide a cup of fragrant tea for Tang San.

Seeing this, those demon kings pressed the urge to eat people in their hearts, and looked at Tang Sanzang with a playful expression.

At this time, Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, cleared his throat, and sang loudly like a bell.

"Happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of the year, beautiful dances send daily jubilation, and the oil paint of the sun paints today's day red......"

"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true! Today is a good day, open the door of the house, let's welcome the spring breeze......"

Jade-faced fox: "......"

Many demon kings: "......"

Long Live the Fox King's coffin board: "......"

Ma Dan, are you dead monk here to make trouble?

Don't you see that this is a funeral service?

Why are you singing a good day for us?

Immediately, a wolf demon rushed out and said angrily: "Dead bald, are you colorblind?

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, touched his nose, and wondered: "The poor monk saw two lanterns hanging high, does this have anything to do with the poor monk singing?"

Ma Dan, why doesn't it matter, you ......

The demons were speechless for a while, looking at each other, not knowing what to say.

The jade-faced fox said with a dark face: "Elder, my father has just passed away, so two white lanterns are hanging outside, the elder can't fail to see clearly, right?"

"Ah, it turned out to be a white lantern, and the poor monk thought it was windy and rainy, and it had faded after hanging for a long time. Tang Sanzang suddenly realized.

Jade-faced fox: "......"

Demons: "......"

Who would hang the red lantern until it fades and doesn't change it!

System: "Congratulations to the host for acting mischiefly regardless of the occasion, and for angering the demon kings with death, and rewarding experience points +100!"

Tang Sanzang's face changed slightly, looking at at least a dozen powerful demons in the lobby, and complained in his heart: It's only a hundred experience points, and the money to buy water is not enough, you are also a big demon of one party, there is no shame in losing it.

No, the poor monk has to find a way.

So, Tang Sanzang secretly took out a universal heavenly music spirit talisman, and then decisively crushed it.

Immediately afterwards, a strange aura spread throughout the audience, and then Tang Sanzang cleared his throat and said with an aggrieved face: "Or, the poor monk will change another song?"

Facing Tang Sanzang's sincere expression, the jade-faced fox snorted coldly with a dark face, and then Tang Sanzang began to raise his voice and sing loudly: "Happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of the year, and beautiful dances send joy every day......"

Jade-faced fox: "!!"

"Bold bald head, you dare to ......" A wolf demon rushed forward angrily, his big hand just grabbed Tang Sanzang's collar, but he saw Tang Sanzang smile at him strangely.

"This monk is not afraid of this king?" the wolf demon muttered in wonder, but he couldn't help but start humming in his mouth: "Today is a good day, everything you want can come true......

Demons: "???"

"Earth Wolf Demon King, ...... you" The jade-faced fox was dumbfounded, and then two more demon kings hurriedly held down the Earth Wolf Demon King.

But as soon as their big hands touched the wolf demon king, they couldn't help but dance, and sang with words in their mouths.

As more and more demons came to persuade them, they began to dance and sing without exception.

"Happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of the year, and beautiful dances send joy every day......"

"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true......"

"Today is a good day, we have opened the door to welcome the spring breeze......"

The venue, which was originally immersed in grief, has become a singing and dancing venue for singing and dancing.

All kinds of out-of-tune ghosts cry wolf howls endlessly, and the demons dance wildly, like hell!

And the dead Long Live Fox King was lying stiffly in the coffin, I was afraid that he would not be able to kill him, and even he would not be at peace when he died. If he had known, he would have been so angry that he would blow up his body on the spot!

"You monk, stop talking!Don't sing anymore!" The jade-faced fox, who sensed that something was wrong, shouted out to Tang Sanzang with anger on his face.

"Why don't you sing it? Aren't you all very happy? Could it be the illusion of the poor monk? Besides, the poor monk sings this song better. If it doesn't work, the poor monk will sing another song of good luck?" Tang Sanzang said helplessly.

Jade-faced fox: "......"

System: "Congratulations to the host for dying and killing all the demon kings for singing and dancing, rewarding experience points +300!"

"Shut up!" The jade-faced fox rushed over in a hurry, wanting to slap Tang Sanzang a few times and make him shut up.

But Tang Sanzang skillfully dodged, and then the jade-faced fox pounced into the air, and as a result, he fell with a poof.

"You hateful demon monk, it's really ...... to bully the jade-faced girl" A demon king was furious, and just halfway through his words, he continued to hum uncontrollably: "Today is a good day......"

Jade-faced fox: "......"