Chapter 6, there are many ghosts in the vast land, and the king of the land cannot be provoked

Jinzhu was helping Meng Po to collect the stall, and the land gentleman came again. Why is it again, because this cargo comes every three or five times. If it weren't for the fact that in addition to an old woman on this bridge, there was such a male as Jinzhu, he would have thought that Dijun had taken a fancy to someone.

"Meng Po, bring me a bowl of soup. Dijun sat down, and then said.

"Okay, the bamboo, don't take it yet, didn't you hear that Dijun wants to drink soup? Meng Po instructed Changgong Zhu.

"I heard, and I am not deaf. Jinzhu slowly took out a soup bowl, filled it with soup, and handed it to Dijun. "I'm talking about Lord Earth. How idle are your old people, come every three or five times. ”

Dijun's ice cube glanced at Jinzhu coldly. "You want you to take care of what this monarch does? Which place in this big underground mansion is not this king's?"

"You have to go, you're the oldest, you're old and there are a lot of ghosts. Can't be provoked, can't be provoked. Jinzhu handed him a bowl of soup, and the reason why he dared to be like this with Dijun was also familiar. The ice cube looked like someone owed him money, but it didn't really have a shelf. And every day, I like to find Jinzhu to train eloquence, commonly known as bickering, although I am angry every time. Of course, he was cold to everyone, except Meng Po. When I faced Meng Po, there was a trace of warmth and gentleness in my eyes. If it weren't for Meng Po blowing herself up and still being an old girl, Jinzhu would have wondered if these two were mother and son.

"Are you meddling in the affairs of the Celestial Maiden today?" asked the Earth Monarch.

"Well, you know so soon? Lord Dijun is really powerful. Meng Po was very depressed, these two people walked on the front foot, and the earth monarch knew it on the back foot.

"You're always like this, didn't I tell you not to meddle in other people's affairs at will?

"Isn't there still your old man on top!" Meng Po flattered, her wrinkled face became more and more furrowed with her smile.

"It's still delicious to make soup by hand before, although this soup pot is trouble-free, but the things boiled out have no taste. Dijun put down the soup bowl and said.

"Lord Dijun, you don't want to confiscate this pot, do you? As long as you love to drink, I'll boil it for you alone, don't take my pot. Meng Po looked at the poor one with a sad face. Since Dijun brought her this pot, Meng Po has already put away the previous one. This pot is technologically advanced, and it is good to use only a fire and add materials. In the past, she had to watch it from time to time, which was very troublesome, so Meng Po cherished her trouble-saving pot very much.

"When did Benjun say that he wanted to take your pot. Besides, am I that old?"

"Our landlord is handsome and chic, young and promising, how can he be old, and he makes a mistake. Meng Po explained.

Sure enough, I don't wear thousands of sycophants, and I don't deceive me. Seeing Dijun nodding in satisfaction, Jinzhu almost felt that his eyes were going to be blind. "Lord Dijun, why do I call you all right? I see that you still look like you're enjoying yourself. ”

"You don't care, that's an honorific title. But she can't, she'll mess up the generations. "Dijun is too lazy to say.

"Well, I knew something in a trance, but I didn't seem to know anything. I want to cry. Regarding Dijun's explanation, Jinzhu made up a big drama in his own brain.

While howling, don't go around in front of the Dijun, and tarnish his big bright eyes. Meng Po looked at Jinzhu with disgust. Therefore, Jinzhu has a new understanding of her ability to open her eyes and tell nonsense.

"Even though my eyes are open, it's like sleeping, and my eyes are bright and bright. Jinzhu muttered.

"Don't think that if you mutter, I don't know what you're talking about, and the dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. Dijun still just looked at Jinzhu coldly.

"That Dijun, you're not just here today just to drink soup, aren't you?"

"Hey, I said you're going too far, here's my line. This is the Nai Ho Bridge, my territory. "Meng Po looks like a landlord.

"Hmph......" Dijun directly ignored the two of them, and just snorted coldly.

"Of course, this is also the territory of the landlord, which part of this prefecture is not his, he can come whenever he wants, and he doesn't need to report. Meng Po got up and was arrogant just now.

"Did you receive a pearl from the girl today?" asked Dijun. At this time, Jinzhu sighed in his heart, this dog Dijun came for the beads.

"Well, Lord Dijun really has great powers, and he can see such a small thing, and his eyes are like a torch. "Meng Po's sycophants are really loud.

"Look less at the messy book, and be careful to pat the horse's hooves if you shoot too much. "Dijun knows Meng Po's daily life well.

Jinzhu looked at the feet of the Dijun, and said in his heart: It turns out that the real body of this Dijun is a horse. No wonder he grows quite tall and has good hair. I think it's a horse with a thick and neat mane.

"What kind of eyes are you? This gentleman is not a horse. Dijun was numb by Jinzhu's naked gaze, and he guessed what he was thinking.

"Well, it's not a horse, otherwise you don't know what I'm thinking. Jinzhu looked like he understood.

"Why?" the Earth King was puzzled.

"It's supposed to be roundworms. Jinzhu was honest and spoke his mind.

Dijun held his breath in his chest, not up or down. "Don't think that this gentleman doesn't dare to do anything to you. Without...... Hmph......"

"Or what?" Jin Zhu struck while the iron was hot, wanting to cliché.

"Don't think about clichés. "No matter how loud the abacus is, it will have to be cooperated by the king. It's a pity that Dijun is an uncooperative one, and he overturned Jinzhu's little abacus all of a sudden.

"Hmph, I haven't settled accounts with you yet. Do you dare to say that it wasn't because this thing looked familiar today that Meng Po instigated the exchange?"

"You dog, I'll just say why are you so active today, in the past, you always persuaded me to ignore idle things, but now you take the initiative to fan the flames, it turns out that you are calculating my aunt and grandmother. Meng Po jumped to her feet and scolded.

I just looked at the beads like treasures, so I thought about you, mother-in-law. Besides, you dare to say that you didn't like this thing, or you wouldn't have changed it if I broke my mouth. Jinzhu shirked.

Although it was said that she was thinking about it, Meng Po would not admit it if she was beaten to death. "Throw this dog thing in another place. Meng Po pointed to Jinzhu and said to Dijun.

"I'm afraid not, it's not that I haven't thrown it, which time have I ever been out of this Nai He Bridge? Sure enough, it's a Nai He Bridge, how can I help it? You said that you can't get out of here as a Meng Po, forget it, that's professional ethics. Why can't I get out?Is it because of what you've done?" Jinzhu noticed that Dijun's ice cube face was a little cracked, could it be that he had inadvertently guessed the truth?

"Give me the beads. Dijun stretched out his hand to Meng Po. "It's troublesome to put it with you now, and when the time comes, I'll leave it to you. ”

"Eh! Lord Dijun is now so straightforward in searching for people's fat and people's ointment, and the excuse is so bad. Meng Po complained dissatisfiedly while holding the beads.

"I'm going to have to be by you two sooner or later. Dijun looked at these two people, and his words were more unreliable than the other.

"Theoretically, you're dead, where did you come from this living creature in the underworld. Jinzhu made up for it. By the way, silently making a small calculation. "Hmph, I can't take the beads if I want to, but it's still okay to be angry. That's how backbone!"

"Can I be reluctant? Your Excellency has spoken, if I still can't afford to understand it, and don't take advantage of the situation to bribe you, those words are really in vain. Since you value this bead so much, the old body is for you. Meng Po handed over the beads like a treasure, and the expression of pain on her face looked funny.

"It's all said, it's not me who wants it. I'm just keeping it for you, and I'll pay it back to you when the time comes. And don't call yourself old, you're not old. "The earth lord is depressed, why don't they believe in themselves?

"Dijun, it is said that there is a kind of thing in the world that can enlarge items, why don't you let black and white impermanence give you a shun next time?" Jinzhu felt that this Dijun must have quietly read some words, otherwise why would he be fooling an old lady if he had nothing to do.

At this time, Meng Po came back to her senses, although Jinzhu was scolding Dijun for being blind, she was actually saying that she was old. Meng Po opened her teeth and claws, wanting to beat Jinzhu. Don't look at her as an old lady, she was very violent, Jinzhu was grabbed by her, fell over the shoulder, and lay on the ground on all fours. Although Jinzhu didn't feel pain, she was always thrown around by an old lady and felt a little unsightly. Fortunately, there are generally just the two of them on this bridge, which is not a shame.

"Grandma, why does your butt hurt a little after you fell down today?" Jinzhu rubbed his buttocks.

"You just pretend, if you don't want to help me close the stall, you pretend to be in pain, and say that you are a peerless good male, I think you are a peerless eunuch. "Meng Po is not fooled.

On the other hand, the earth monarch on the side frowned, thoughtful. "You hold this bead. Dijun handed the bead to Jinzhu.

"What are you kidding, you didn't make a special trip for such a thing, just so cheap for me?" Jinzhu couldn't understand what Dijun was doing.

"I'm just letting you hold it, to confirm if it's what I think, not for you. Dijun added.

"I'll just say, how can Zhou Papi easily change his surname. Jinzhu thought, really can't have hope for Dijun. When he took the beads, Dijun directly punched him, and the pain was so painful that he almost vomited bile.

"I said big brother, you are too unkind, just attack it, you are so ruthless, it hurts the master to death. After saying that, Jinzhu found a problem. He couldn't believe it, because he had never felt pain, so he never resisted in the face of Meng Po's fist. "Oh my god, I'm in a ghost? ”

"Didn't you just say that there are no living creatures here, it's normal to encounter ghosts!" Dijun helped Jinzhu recognize the facts.

"I am wise and martial, tall and mighty, handsome and close to the Nine Heavens, wise and direct to the Nine Heavens, you ...... old man" Jinzhu felt that at this time, the sycophants should be filmed.

"Speak human words. "Dijun didn't let me shoot.

"I want to speak human, but I don't know if I'm human. Jinzhu was a little aggrieved, he really didn't know what he was.

"Then there is a fart to release quickly, don't slap the sycophants. ”

Dijun's disgusted eyes were directly ignored by Jinzhu. "Oh, I just want to know, why did I suddenly feel pain? is it the cause of this bead?"

"Yes, yes! This bead is sealed with pain. I thought this one was Meng Po's, but I didn't expect it to be yours because of the miscalculation. Cause me to run for nothing. Since it's yours, you can take it and feel the pain, which is a good thing for Meng Po. ”

Jinzhu assured that he saw schadenfreude in the ice cube's face. Of course, there is also Meng Po who is eager to try and rub her hands.

"No, such a good thing is still suitable for a person of such a noble status as you, I am too humble to enjoy it. ”

"There are no living creatures in the underworld, and I'm not human," Dijun blocked his mouth at Jinzhu's words.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue. You are always in heaven and earth, and you are an omnipotent god. Not people. ”

"I feel like you're scolding me. "Dijun knows that this Jinzhu is a person who does not suffer.

It's really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, I didn't think sincerely, Jinzhu, who had never lost to Dijun in a quarrel, lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot. "How could it be? I swear as our friends for many years that I didn't scold you, otherwise I would lose every time I quarreled in the future. ”

"I'm not interested, I want to see you beaten by Meng Po and cry bitterly. I'm leaving, and you guys are slowly closing the stalls. Dijun made no secret of the anticipation in his eyes.

"Be merciful, O God, and take away my pain. Jinzhu hugged Jijun's leg tightly. The unconscionable Dijun pinched a stealth trick and ran away, leaving Jinzhu and the beads, as well as Meng Po, who was about to enslave him.