Chapter 49 Improper Person IX
The fat man and Lin Congzhi fought back and forth, and the fight was so bad that it was called you coming and going.
The surrounding spectators thought it was interesting at first, but then it was boring. Although the moves are gorgeous and look extremely powerful, they scare individuals to death, but neither side can help the other. It makes people more and more bored to watch.
At this time, Huaiyue Day can be called leisurely, after Huaiyue Day borrowed this red dress to Lin Congzhi, he went to instruct the enchanting steward to prepare some good wine and food, and prepare a table, wouldn't it be refreshing to watch like this?
Huai Yue Ri doesn't like to drink, but he can also drink some, because in the book, those big sword fairies don't stick to some wine, and the sword fairy is stained with wine, it looks extremely chic, and that scene doesn't come out naturally, and there are some literati and scholars in the book who also like this mouthful, so Huai Yueri also drinks a little, not much, and drinks a little according to his heart.
Smash it and take a sip of wine, and then eat some food, not to mention how enjoyable it is.
Li Bingqing and Xiaoya are also at the table, the bewitching steward is not qualified to go to the table, Li Bingqing doesn't need to eat, but Huaiyue is present, so he echoes the scene, Xiaoya is a mortal, and she has not cultivated, she is extremely hungry, Huaiyueri is because the matter at hand is too interesting, and she forgot to eat, but it is not too late to eat now.
In this elegant hall, Huai Yueri and Xiaoya have never cultivated, so if they want to eat, other people are fine, they don't need to eat grains, but it doesn't mean that monks don't need to eat, this thing still needs to be eaten, monks have things that monks eat, naturally different from mortals, of course, with the higher the realm, the less you don't need to eat, this point still has a span, for example, a little monk, in the early stage of Qi training, you can get by without eating a meal for a few days, and the foundation building period is not a problem for a month and a half, and the higher you go, the more so.
The food of mortals can no longer satisfy the body of the monk, and they need to eat some food with aura, so what will the monk eat at first, of course, it is the "Bigu Dan!" refined by the alchemist!" This thing is eaten too much, just like that, it may be quite fresh when you eat it, after all, a small pill can make you hungry for several days, a better pill can last a few years, you say that this thing is not fresh, but after eating it for a long time, you can't stand the craving, and will go to get some small spirit beasts and the like, the fruit of the spiritual energy and so on.
Like opening a restaurant in Huaifu, there are mortal monks, and the business is naturally good, after all, the two sides take care of each other, without delay, and they are honest people, and a lot of money and silver will be in hand.
At this time, Huaiyue Day should be like that kind of rich kid, or the kind of gentleman, which makes people look angry!
In particular, the majority of the onlookers who were dissatisfied with the moon day were pregnant.
But the field is not over yet, and you can't make a move on that kid, because as soon as you make a move, the name is still gone, Huai Yueri is an ordinary person like an ant, but the people around this guy are all monks, since he stepped on his monk first, but he was not so scared that Huai Yueri knelt on the ground and begged for mercy?
The people on the mountain care most about face and fame, and besides, the mountain has its own rules on the mountain, and if you dare to mess around, it will cause public outrage, because there are no rules, just like if you are walking on the street, a child steps on it and spits on you, is this kind of annoyance? Do you want to beat him? But if you beat him in such broad daylight, will anyone support you? At most, others say that the child is uneducated, but if you fight, it is even more wrong, an adult beats a person who has no ability to fight back, that is bullying the weak, and it is a big mistake!
Anyway, the truth is such a truth, right or not, it's hard to say, but it's not like this when people get along with each other, everyone has everyone's suffering, why is it difficult to turn around!
Therefore, there must be a reason to go with the flow in everything, the smarter the person, the better the mix, the truth is the same up and down, that is, people are different!
The story in the book is the story in the book, how can there be a husband who is invincible in the world, how can you go with a sword, he is a person, everyone is a person, the same heaven and earth, the same resources, how high can you go? At most, everyone cultivates well, you have high talent, he has low talent, or your talent and luck are better than others, but it is not in the world, how can there be any invincible luck, in addition to luck, it basically depends on the head melon seeds, the head melon seeds are not bright, the fairy fate is good, good luck, you can also climb to the top of the mountain, the only requirement is, don't be calculated by those people with good heads, the world is extremely complicated, but it is also extremely simple, it depends on how you think, how to do, anyway, you think you can do it!
After all, on the day when the strong people are gone, even if your cultivation is as high as the sky, you are probably creating a world, but the life span will slowly dissipate in the long river of time, after all, the operation of the whole heaven and earth is not endless, that is the case in the human concept of time, but in the center of heaven and earth, it is just a moment, with its own ups and downs.
Therefore, the cultivator is also adding a lifespan, being able to see more scenery and things, very boring, these things, when I was a child alone in the courtyard when I was a child, I thought clearly, it was not very interesting, after all, I was at that time, in addition to going to the school, that is, going home, two points and one line, spring to autumn, year after year, not thinking about some things to pass the time, how to spend every day.
Huai Yueri, who was eating vegetables, looked at the two people in the field, and suddenly felt that the food in his hand was not fragrant, it was too boring, the two of them came and went! That's it! Neither of them could hurt the other side, the two of them shot with bells and whistles, and the momentum was very strong, but the more they looked at it, the more they looked like they were dancing, at least the people who danced were all beautiful and beautiful girls, and the thin arms and legs were getting better and better, what were they doing?
Huai Yueri, who was holding the rice, shouted into the field: "Brother Lin, take him!
Lin Congzhi heard Huai Yueri's words, but he didn't affect it, what the hell, immortals can also pick peaches on the stage? Isn't this humiliating to himself? How could he do such a dirty thing as a dignified martial artist!
But then there was a scream, "Oh, ah, ah, ah, light!"
The following scene is that Lin Congji didn't listen to Huai Yueri's words, the fat man reacted quickly, turned his fist into a claw, and went straight to Lin Congji's bottom. "Click" a pinch.
Lin Cong's face turned pale in an instant, and then turned red after the white, and then turned purple.
Fortunately, Lin Congjian is a martial artist, and his physique is extraordinary, otherwise he would have been wasted. Even this red coat didn't block it, it stands to reason that putting on this red coat can protect everything, but why can't Pian Pian protect it!
I'm afraid that the reason for this is that I can think about it with my feet, and the creator of this red coat would not have thought that men would wear it! This thing was created specifically for women, and I would not have thought that there would be an extra section below! Of course, it would not protect it.
It seems that this Feng Lingzi didn't expect that the spirit weapon that he only produced once in his life would have such a loophole, maybe Feng Lingzi was created for women in the first place!
After the fat man succeeded, he immediately retreated, because he was also very fragile there, after all, who cultivates and specializes in cultivating there, besides, when you are an ordinary person, it is extremely fragile, no matter how high your realm is, that place is more fragile than the rest of your body, this is common sense, but like this competition, who would have thought that it would be such a result, no one can help anyone, the kid over there reminded me well! This truth is almost forgotten, as for why he retreated immediately after he succeeded, of course, he also specialized in cultivating that place, who knows if it will hurt if he gives the martial artist on the other side a bit.
At this moment, Lin Congjian was covering his bottom, his waist was hunched, and he looked afraid that it was in pain, but Lin Congjian was covering it very tightly, and he was afraid that the fat man opposite was coming, so he was afraid that it would not be guaranteed.
The people watching around, even if Lin Congzhi was brought to such a moment, but everyone who saw it felt that they were cool and thin below, and their expressions were a little weird, they should all be people who had hurt when they were young, but there were some women in the field, all of them were people who sighed and weeping clouds and the two girls around Huai Yueri, it was difficult for girls to experience that kind of pain, but a few of them actually laughed out loud, they should feel that this time they fought indecently, there was no fairy style at all, and they actually came out of the ninth-rate things, they couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.
Huai Yueri wiped his old face with one hand, this Lin Congzhi was too angry, obviously he told him himself, but he was picked up by others, it was really embarrassing! Quickly bow his head and shave a few bites of rice.
Lin Cong, who had been relieved for a while, came back and looked at the fat man opposite, "Phew!"
Not much to say about the following scene, it amused a lot, two people, one fat and one thin, are hunched over, one hand covers the bottom, the other hand tentatively shot, to see if they can dig each other, around the center of the circle, the two of them tried a few times in a row, it seems that it is hopeless, after all, everyone is on guard, this is not easy to do! The fat man regretted it in his heart! I didn't make any effort in front of me, I wanted to give it a try, I knew that it would be like this, I had to pinch and scrap him, at least I had to lie in bed for half a year! That is called a pity!
In the end, the two unconsciously scuffled together, after all, there were no formal moves, only that place could play an effect, so they were entangled together, and you went back and forth.
Those two great monks were embarrassed, this is also ......... There is nothing to say!
Originally, the two of them were still thinking about whether the two of them could break the defense when Lin Congjian put on this clothes, but the situation slowly turned into the current scene, and it was very .........!
The more people around them looked, the happier they became, and at the beginning no one spoke, everyone was a cultivator, and their dignity was still there, but the situation changed too quickly, and they were caught off guard!
Another young man came out and shouted, "Hey, it's so useless, I can't reach it so closely, if I come, I'll be sure of it!"
The obscene old man also looked at it happily and said bluntly: "Ahem! It's useless! You have to restrain the other hand first, and when you bypass that hand, won't the moon in the water be in your hand?"
The people around, growing so big, where have they seen such a scene, most of them have grown up in brocade clothes and jade food, even if they are ordinary monks, there is no electricity at home, that will now watch a play in this hall, everyone is a person who has achieved cultivation, of course, the knowledge is not ordinary, whether it is an ordinary contest or a battle of life and death, it is all spiritual power flying around, like a bamboo, no matter how bad it is, just stand in place, over the knife and gun, or just a fairy weapon smashed around, where will it be like this, of course it is really fresh.
The two of them on the ground were pinched into twists and rolled over, but neither of them had their hands idle.