Who the hell did Seventy-Two deceive whom
I don't remember what day it was, but I remember that it was very close to the New Year.
With the sky as the quilt and the earth as the seat, the old beggar sleeping in the north of the city opened his old dizzy eyes.
The white world, the cold streets, he got up and snorted at the sun that was still hiding in time.
It's early today, and I'm only accompanied by the old dog at the end of the street. Looking at the gates, which had been closed for a few days, the old beggar shook his head. I don't know what the person who made this rule thinks.
The New Year is a day of joy, and it should be celebrated with the heavens open. It's good now, the door is closed, and I hide in my own home for the New Year.
The old beggar sneered, and his bony body seemed to fall down in the cold morning wind. On the snow, the kid Gu Sheng said that he would go out of the city for a few days and pick up an acquaintance, but he didn't know if he would come back.
After thinking for a while, the old beggar suddenly realized. If he died, he should be happy. Nodding, he turned his head and saw a face as black as charcoal coming at him, and the old beggar was startled.
"Brother, what are you thinking?" The black beggar smiled at the old beggar, revealing his trademark yellow teeth.
The old beggar stabilized his plate, glanced at the black charcoal in the big white world, he was a little distressed, and his tone softened, "I didn't see anything, brother, I see that you are a little raw." ”
"Don't be born, don't be born. The black beggar shook his head, he looked at the city wall that the old beggar had just looked at, and said with a smile: "I am in the area of Zhulu Academy, far away from the old brother." ”
"Oh, I rarely go to that part of Zhulu Academy. No wonder, no wonder. The old beggar laughed, and then he looked at the black ball again. He was thinking about what kind of tanning method could make people look so black.
The black beggar seemed to know what the old beggar was thinking, he pretended to be sad, sighed heavily, squatted in the snow, and said to himself: "My face is young and ignorant. I stole the elixir of an immortal elixir, and his old man was merciful and spared my life. However, it was also used to burn my face black with fairy fire. Alas, now that I think about it, it's a shame. ”
When the old beggar heard that the coke was broken, he thought that the black beggar would not make up a decent reason. Immortal elixir, where is this. Shaking his head, he sat down as well. It's still early, just boring, and bragging with this guy.
With a thigh slapp, the old beggar said, "Brother, do you know what I have experienced with this leg?"
"Oh, could it be that there is a mystery in this leg?" the black beggar became interested, and blinked his eyes, which were exceptionally bright on this black face, and he waited for the old beggar's next words.
"My legs," said the old beggar, who straightened his back and spoke confidently, "I wasn't very sensible when I was young. Once, I sneaked up a mountain in the middle of the night. That mountain is not an ordinary mountain, do you know what is wonderful about that mountain?"
"What's so wonderful?" said the black beggar, as he asked earnestly, if he really believed the old beggar's words.
When the old beggar saw his lovely posture, he forced a smile, and he said, "That mountain, call the five fairies up." It is said that there are five fairies living in this mountain. Do you know that when I went up the mountain, I saw one of the fairies bathing in the fairy pool in the middle of the night. That scene, it's not an exaggeration to see a five-year lifespan. ”
After the old beggar finished speaking, he didn't forget to smack a few times, as if there was really such a thing.
The black beggar swallowed, and the old beggar didn't need to say more. In his mind, a fairy pool full of blue water, a graceful and naked fairy posture. The feeling of wanting to die, the black beggar also sighed a few times, and it is not too much to lose ten years of life. He didn't think it was enjoyable, and then asked, "Brother, what about later." ”
Sitting on the side, the old beggar who was happy was also stunned when he heard his urging tone. Looking at this big black face plate, he was a little worried. This kid, is there something wrong with his brain, normal people know it's a joke when they hear this.
However, firstly, it was really boring early in the morning, and secondly, it was not to hurt the child's curiosity. He said slowly: "Later, I squatted by the pool and watched, and when I saw the fairy fairy clothes pulling the stone roadside, I quietly took her clothes away. ”
"Then this fairy is not miserable. The black beggar said a little sadly.
"But isn't it, after the fairy took a bath, he found that his clothes were gone. I, on the other hand, looked at the fairy all over in the grass. The old beggar leaned against a shop that had not yet opened, and smiled at the ignorant black beggar next to him as the sun was just rising.
"How did the fairy get out of danger later?" the black beggar hurriedly asked, he turned the beads, and his tone was very low, "Isn't it the fairy who ran home naked?"
"No, no," said the old beggar, shaking his head in the cold weather, as if he were a scholar in class, "I have a good heart, and I had an accident when I was about to return my clothes." The stone in this pool of blue narcissus has spirituality. When I moved, it moved. As a result, I was discovered by the fairy. The fairy was angry and slapped my arm off. ”
After the old beggar finished speaking, he shook his arm and said regretfully. After hearing this, the black beggar blinked, he frowned, his tone was very puzzled, and he asked, "Brother, didn't you just say it was a leg......
"Oh, is it a leg?" the old beggar thought for a moment, and then paused. The wind sighed lightly, and he looked down on Hongchen like an immortal, "That's the leg." ”
"Brother, I'm telling the truth. The black beggar said lightly.
"I'm also true. The old beggar also said lightly.
"No, brother, you're making up a story. The black beggar said aggrievedly.
"No, no, no, it's true. The old beggar wondered how the black beggar could suddenly become wiser. patted his chest with only bones left, and pointed his dry fingers to the blue sky above his head, and said righteously: "This is really what I dreamed of." Clearly, I don't believe you ask God. ”
God is too busy to pay attention to this boring old beggar. But the black beggar was idle, and he gave the old beggar a blank look. "Brother, I saw that you just looked at this city wall, and you may have the same idea as me. I really made friends with my brother, but I really fed the dog. ”
What a kind-hearted child, the old beggar suddenly became a little unbearable. He sighed softly, "Don't be angry, that's how things are now." Seeing your innocence, my brother doesn't joke with you. Believe it or not, when the first carriage passes by here, you will respectfully invite me to get on board?"
"I believe it. The black beggar nodded, showing his yellow teeth again, "Brother, believe it or not, I can step from under the north city wall to the Bodhisattva Temple in the west of the city." ”
"I believe it. The old beggar also nodded, he was afraid of hurting the child's heart, so he swallowed the word "monster" in pain.
The black beggar nodded happily.
And so, the two of them sat at the foot of the west of the city, in tatters. From the beginning of the day to the rising of the sun, the rising of the sun to the high of the sun. This deserted street, under the call of the sun, has returned to its former liveliness.
It's almost the New Year, and this city, which is full of the smell of books, is inevitably infected by the mundane. Seeing that the street was full of excitement and every household had a restrained chase, the black beggar said with satisfaction: "This atmosphere is really good. ”
On the streets, there are people who sell New Year's goods and some who buy New Year's goods. Some brought their children to visit, and some rushed home with red unions. There are those who walk their dogs on the street, and there are those who tease birds in teahouses.
Every household is beaming with pride and joy.
It's a little less ordinary cold, and more festive atmosphere, which is a good feeling, not to mention.
"Yes, this excitement, I want to have a good year. The old beggar looked at this beautiful scene and sighed from the bottom of his heart.
"Why don't we celebrate the New Year together this year?" the black beggar asked casually.
The old beggar shook his head, "I don't like you." The old beggar naturally has a place to spend the New Year. ”
"Oh, brother, don't say it so absolutely. The black beggar smiled, with yellow teeth and a black face, and the old beggar was a little flustered by his laughter, "Maybe we have to spend this year together." ”
"Why?" asked the old beggar.
"Guess what. The black beggar replied.
"Hmph, the old beggar won't be like you. The old beggar snorted and ignored the black beggar.
The black beggar didn't care about him, and squatted aside happily alone, "It's true, I've seen it in my dreams." ”
In the distance, the whirring of wheels could be heard, the first carriage to pass by today.
Unexpectedly and unexpectedly, the carriage stopped in front of the two beggars. In the carriage, a middle-aged beautiful woman walked out, and she smiled at the old beggar, "Old general, please get in the car." ”
"You see, I'm not going to lie to you. The old beggar said to the black beggar, who gave him a thumbs up.
"Since my brother treats me with integrity, I won't lie to you. The black beggar got up and smiled at the old beggar, and when the old beggar was confused, he really stepped from the north of the city to the west of the city in one step.
Lying in the Bodhisattva temple in the west of the city, the black beggar was thinking. In fact, neither of them deceived each other. After all, when I was young, I really went up the mountain quietly, but I didn't see a fairy bathing. Instead, he peeked at his daughter-in-law taking a bath. And the old beggar really stole someone else's pill, but it was not an elixir, but a mansion pill from the Shen Mansion.
Humming a natural song outside the Bodhisattva temple, although this black beggar is not very long, but this rhythm can be called a unique in the world.
Nice songs are given to interesting people, and the old beggar sits in the carriage and shakes his head. He rubbed his eyes, and said to the three familiar people in front of him, "I just saw the ghost, a black ghost. ”
The beautiful restaurant proprietress shook her head with a smile, his husband didn't know what the old beggar said, he asked Gu Sheng Wang on the side. Gu Shengwang explained patiently, saying that the old beggar was old and his brain was a little bad.
The old beggar nodded when he heard this, and he was happy, thinking that he had earned it himself.
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