153, jumping beam clown

Wei Shenzhi nodded, and took away the things that should have been yellow iron eggs one by one. Seeing this, Huang Tiedan's heart was full of blood, these magic weapons and heaven and earth spiritual materials only stayed on him for a while, but he just became a "custodian", just temporarily kept for others, and this time it can be regarded as making wedding clothes for others.

Huang Tiedan couldn't help but scolded in a low voice: "Seaweed radish big toad, what kind of thing, robbing other people's things, having the ability to pick them up yourself, robbing fools' things, ahh ”

Wei Shenzhi saw Huang Tiedan muttering, and seemed unconvinced, so he said, "Huang Tiedan, are you not convinced?"

Huang Tiedan replied: "Xiao Xiu doesn't dare, but he doesn't dare, these things were originally yours by Fairy Wei, Xiao Xiu just kept them for you temporarily, and now they will be returned in full, hehe." ”

Wei Shenzhi said: "It's pretty much the same. ”

Huang Tiedan saw that Wei Shenzhi was "murderous and punished", so he slandered: Seaweed radish toad, Wei Xiaoniang, this old lady with sores on the butt and pus on the top of the head, wait for this major repair to become stronger, hang you up and beat you, see if you can, dare to eat black, dare to rob Uncle Ben, this major repair cursed you to give birth to a daughter, and give birth to a son without Ding Ding.

After only a while, this farce was over, and the bunch of treasures that Huang Tie Dan picked up, including the broken green cane, were all snatched by others before they were hot. Huang Tiedan couldn't help but be very disappointed when he saw that the magic weapon in his hand was taken away, and he became listless, and said to Wei Shenzhi: "What else does the fairy have to say?" If it's okay, Xiao Xiu will go home, recently Xiao Xiu's bull is about to give birth to calves, Xiao Xiu will go home and take care of it." ”

Wei Shenzhi said coldly: "Yes." ”

Behind Lian stood the child Wei Shengniao, who kept looking at Huang Tiedan, feeling that this native was really funny and funny, so he said to Lian: "Mom, this native is so funny, ugly, stupid, so funny, stupid and smoky, hahaha." ”

Lian said to his son, "Leave him alone. ”

Huang Tiedan was about to leave, and when he saw Wei Shengniao despising him, he looked at himself like a fool, so he couldn't help but find Wei Shengniao to theorize a few words, prove his innocence, and show that he was not a fool. Before Huang Tie Dan could speak, he heard a noisy sound from the north side of the square. Wei Shenzhi reacted very quickly, and instructed Huang Tiedan: "You take care of everyone here, and Ben Xiu will go back when he goes." ”

Huang Tiedan was trying to teach Wei Shengniao, but was interrupted unexpectedly, and it was estimated that there would be another accident, and after listening to Wei Shenzhi's words, he theoretically said: "Hey, fairy, Xiao Xiu is going home, no." ”

Huang Tiedan didn't finish speaking, Wei Shenzhi "swished", and he had already disappeared, and Huang Tiedan was halfway through his words, only choked in his throat. Huang Tiedan saw that Wei Shenzhi was so rude, and ordered himself to do things, just like instructing his subordinates, he couldn't help muttering a few words: "What kind of high cultivation, there is no quality, you listen to me after speaking, laver radish toad, I'm going home, don't you hear? ”

Huang Tiedan said that he wanted to go, but he didn't dare to really go, otherwise he would be held accountable by the eldest sister of the cut path in the future, and his face would not look good, the key was that his life was in danger.

Everyone saw Wei Shenzhi go to the northwest of the square and the direction of the sound, Wei Shenzhi wore a pair of Lingyun boots, only stomped lightly on the ground, and then he was in the air, and the next second, he disappeared without a trace. In this regard, everyone looked at each other, this Wei Shenzhi is called Gao Xiu, it is really awesome, it is not comparable to villagers like himself, it is simply too powerful, only one second, and flew away from the place where he was standing just now. Everyone discussed a few words with each other, praising the awesomeness of Wei Shenzhi's high cultivation, which is worthy of being the legendary sect cultivator and great cultivator.

Huang Tiedan saw that everyone looked uninformed, he was amused in his heart, and he had nothing to do at the moment, and he felt uncomfortable after being robbed just now, so he decided to say a few words to anger the Wei people and show the evil anger he had just suffered. Huang Tiedan pretended to have nostrils facing the sky and couldn't be immortal, and sneered at the women and said: "Country village woman, short-sighted, ridiculous, ridiculous, hahaha." ”

Liu Shi and the others were ridiculed by Huang Tiedan, an outer disciple of the Wei family, how could they stand this? Liu Shi shouted: "You big-headed ugly monster, a farmer who has seen shallow things, but you dare to make a big fuss, you are really a toad yawning. ”

Li Yanran also sneered: "Jumping clowns, they like to pretend, grandstand, attract the attention of others, and are funny and ridiculous characters." ”

Wei Shengjin teased: "Old egg, don't you feel sad that you say that you look so ugly, you don't go to find a place to hide, but you dare to come out and be embarrassed?"

The others also said in unison: "The big head is ugly, you look so ugly, shut up." ”

Huang Tiedan saw that everyone was like this, and said secretly: Seaweed radish big toad, this group of village women have been fooled, look at how I tease them.

Huang Tiedan said like a cannon: "The uninformed country woman, and the little scarf, and who is that, yes, yes, yes, it's you, don't hide, Wei Shengniao, Little Bird Bird, yes, it's Little Bird Bird." The seaweed radish toad, dare to come and scold this overhaul, it's really an uninformed guy. All of you are ignorant guys, haven't you even been able to go through advanced cultivation?"

Huang Tiedan said again: "Just like Wei Shenzhi, ahhh It's ridiculous, and I dare to laugh at Ben Daxiu, a high-ranking bluestone layman, who is really shameless, and has no knowledge, no grace, no little Dingding, ah, this is wrong, you didn't have it. ”

Everyone saw that Huang Tiedan was full of foul language, saying some messy things, and couldn't help but get more and more angry the more they listened, this leprosy dog was ugly, and he dared to call himself a great monk, and what he said was so shameless, so he scolded Huang Tie Dan one by one, Huang Tie Dan didn't bird everyone at all, just said to himself: "Don't hide it from the villagers, it is called the first traveler in Qingcheng, and the legendary Yellow Emperor is the sworn brother in the next, to say that this Yellow Emperor, the place in charge is big, there is so big, yes, yes, it is so big." ”

Huang Tiedan gestured with his hand and said: "This one asked, yes, little scarf, you ask, how big is it? I tell you clearly, you sit on a green cow." This person asked again, why can't you sit on the green ox, can't you sit on other high-level spirit beasts? For example, sit on a Tianqi and sit on a unicorn, can't you?

Huang Tiedan said again: "Okay, ignore this old brother first, you have asked so humbly, this major repair is kind enough to tell you, why don't you sit on the green ox and not sit on the Tianjiao, because this major repair has a green cow, but Tianxuan does not." This old brother asked again, what is Tianqi? Actually, this overhaul doesn't know, this overhaul only heard the bookkeeper say, the specific is not clear, in short, it's very awesome. ”

Huang Tie Dan was crooked and endless, and instantly turned into a storyteller. Everyone was stunned by Huang Tiedan's behavior, and finally saw what it means to be shameless, only caring about one person talking to himself, and not caring whether others can stand it or not, everyone originally wanted to scold a few words and refute a few words, but seeing this situation, they didn't speak, just looked at Huang Tiedan coldly with a look at the tamping goods.

Huang Tiedan said that he got carried away, and saw that everyone no longer scolded him, which was a little strange, and when he looked carefully, everyone looked at themselves like rammed goods, and couldn't help but be curious: "Heroes, women, what's wrong? Why don't you speak, scold Benxiu, why don't you scold?"

Everyone found out, if you want to talk about shamelessness, the ugly monster in front of you is definitely the first, and the demon clan who killed a thousand knives has to be a little behind, so everyone doesn't want to answer, lest Huang Tie Dan kick his nose and face, and then make a noise and endlessly. Huang Tiedan lost interest when he saw that everyone still ignored him, so he said: "Why are you so shy? In this way, Ben Xiu sings a song to liven up the atmosphere, how about it? ”

Huang Tiedan didn't care if everyone could stand it or not, and sang by himself.

It is rare to see such a beautiful woman in the world.

She is as beautiful as a flower, as beautiful as a fairy, and she is round and jade, beautiful and lovely.

She had a straight chest and a buttocks, and she was not very old, only 99,000 years old.

She went down to the mortal world and matched with the layman, wave after wave, wave after wave.

For a while, the commotion was full, and the whole square was filled with the singing of yellow iron eggs. Everyone was like eating a dead fly, so disgusted that they were speechless, the former was a bunch of, everyone couldn't stand it, and this time the song came out, and it was even more painful. Li Yanran was originally a very reserved beauty, but she couldn't bear to be sung by Huang Tiedan, so she scolded: "Earth dog, Huang Tiedan, you earth dog, stop singing." ”

Before Huang Tiedan finished singing, he was interrupted by Li Yanran, and laughed: "Okay, Miss Yanran spoke, Xiao Xiu obeyed the instructions, wave in the waves, wave in the waves." ”

Huang Tiedan took advantage of Wei Shenzhi's absence to tease the girls and tease the beautiful Li Yanran, which was also a pleasant thing. Li Yanran seems to have taken the wrong medicine, she is a Bingbing beauty on weekdays, and rarely loses her temper, but this time she was disgusted by Huang Tiedan, and started a fire, after she scolded Huang Tiedan, she felt angry, picked up a magic sword, and killed Huang Tiedan, and at the same time shouted: "Huang Tie Dan Tu Dog, see Miss Ben kill you." ”

Li Yanran said that he had already raised his sword to kill, and Huang Tiedan saw that Li Yanran was furious, and muttered to himself: "Seaweed radish big toad, Li Xiaoniang has eaten poison and has such a bad temper, what is it that makes her so angry? ”

Huang Tie Dan said, his steps were definitely not slow, and he had already rushed up in the square.