Chapter 47 Fight against counterfeiters
What, fake face, fake breasts, fake film!
Everyone's eyes fell on Jin Mei.
The man who came with Jin Mei also looked at the former in shock, frowned, and asked loudly, "Is what he said true?"
"Brother Heng, don't believe this little white-faced nonsense! he just wants to slander me and let us separate!"
Jin Mei hurriedly explained, and finally glared at Lin Tian, shouting hysterically: "You beat me, and now you slander me, I want to call the police, I want to sue you......!
"I'm slandering? Others can't see the fake face and false breasts on your body, but I can see it. Wait for your man to take you to the hospital for a check-up, and you will know!"
Lin Tian's expression was as usual, and he said lightly: "Moreover, you were mixed with another man last night and cuckolded the one in front of you!"
"Shut up!"
Jin Mei's face changed greatly, and he shouted: "Brother Heng, are you still not a man? This person not only slandered me, but also beat me, quickly beat him for me!"
"Hehe, slander? The bag in your hand was bought by this Brother Heng in front of you, right? Now it still contains the masterpiece of you and another man last night!"
Lin Tian chuckled, then looked at Brother Heng, and said with a smile: "If you don't believe it, you can search for what's in the bag!"
"Slut, show me!"
Brother Heng had already noticed the change in Jin Mei's expression, and he had already believed Lin Tian's words for seven or eight points at this time, snatched Jin Mei's bag, and poured out all the contents inside.
When a condom with a milky liquid still remaining on it fell to the ground, everyone present opened their mouths wide.
"Is this to be kept as a souvenir? This souvenir is too different, only this expression will have this taste!"
Tang Qianqian said exaggeratedly.
The corners of the others' mouths twitched, but they couldn't help laughing.
Syllable!
"Slut! Get out of here!"
"No wonder you called you last night and said that you were at your sister's house, and it turned out that you were fooling around with other men!"
"When I broke that layer with you for the first time, Lao Tzu felt wrong, a first daughter, it was actually black and not slippery, but the sheets were red, I still believed it! I didn't think it was to repair the sewer! Lao Tzu was really blind to him~ Mother's eyes!"
Brother Heng slapped the golden eyebrow fan out, and after scolding angrily for a while, he turned around and left.
"Brother Heng, listen to my explanation, I don't know how to have more in the bag...... Brother Heng, it's really not what you think......"
Jin Mei shouted and wanted to hold Brother Heng, but before he could explain, Brother Heng had already disappeared without a trace and left with anger.
Finished!
Jin Mei lost her soul, without Brother Heng, she will not be able to spend money lavishly in the future, if she wants to catch another gold master, how easy is it to say!
"Boy, you wait, my golden eyebrows are not finished with you!"
Jin Mei glanced at Lin Tian with great resentment, and in front of everyone's eyes, she didn't have the face to stay, and fled in embarrassment.
"Hmph,!"
Tang Qianqian took a sip at the departing golden eyebrows, with a victorious expression on her face.
After this incident, the three of them were not in the mood to go shopping again.
Tang Qianqian bought a bracelet worth more than 100,000 yuan for her distant cousin, and hurriedly returned.
"Pervert, how can you tell that rotten thing with a fake face and fake breasts...... How can you tell she's got that in her bag?"
On the way, Tang Qianqian couldn't help but speak curiously, and Lin Tian helped her breathe, and at this time, her impression of Lin Tian also changed, from the title of a dead pervert to a pervert.
Well, that's a step forward!
And Xu Tangge, who was driving, couldn't help but prick up his ears.
"Secret!"
Lin Tian blinked and said, "However, it's not a secret, I'm a generation of gods, I can pinch and calculate, see through the falsehood, and be regarded as a master of fighting counterfeiting! If you want to try, I can guess what color underwear you are wearing today!"
"Hooligans!"
Tang Qianqian's face flushed, and she turned her head to ignore Lin Tian.
It's just that.
Soon, Tang Qianqian seemed to be unable to hold back the curiosity in her heart, and snorted coldly: "Pervert, can you really see it?"
"Of course, this god never speaks!"
Lin Tian nodded affirmatively, making a high-ranking appearance.
"Poof~~ Qianqian, do you really believe that he is!"
Watching the two bickering, Xu Tangge couldn't help laughing.
"Hmph, Xiao Tangtang, I'll reveal his true face today!"
Tang Qianqian wrinkled her nose and said, "Liar pervert, guess, guess right, on my cousin's birthday tonight, I will introduce you to beautiful women!"
"It's a deal!"
Lin Tian's eyes lit up, his divine eye perspective opened, and after looking at Tang Qianqian, his face showed a strange expression.
"Black corset, black ding~~ pants, and all lace!"
As Lin Tian spoke, Tang Qianqian was stunned, and for a moment she felt that she had no secrets on her.
"And ......"
Lin Tian, who had a strange face, pondered for a long time, and finally said, "Your relatives are here, it's Sufi entertainment......!" Your ding~ pants, against such a large piece of Sophie, it seems that you can't resist it, but don't leak the embankment!"
"Ah...... You dead pervert, you must have spied on me in the morning!
Tang Qianqianqiao's face was so red that she seemed to be dripping blood, she turned her face away in shame and anger, not daring to look at Lin Tian, and finally she smiled slyly, glanced at Xu Tangge, and then looked at Lin Tiandao who was sitting in the back row again: "Guess what Xiao Tangtang is wearing today, guess right!"
Xu Tangge, who was driving, almost couldn't hold the steering wheel at this time, and said angrily: "Dead Nizi, why did you pull me up!"
Thinking of being spied on by this bastard, thinking of being looked at before, and thinking of changing sanitary napkins in the alley...... Xu Tangge's delicate face was suddenly covered with red glow, and the sunset on the horizon at this moment reflected each other.
"You...... Don't guess, today's clothes are very conservative, all of them are thickened!"
Xu Tangge gritted his teeth and took the initiative to speak with a blushing face.
She was afraid that Lin Tian would speculate wildly and say something unbearable, and it would be a shame to die.
Thickened base?
Lin Tian blinked, and after a slight hesitation, the divine eye perspective opened and glanced at Xu Tangge.
In an instant, his eyes widened, and a violent flame in his body seemed to rush out of his body, and in his lower abdomen, a hot and dry heat was surging.
Lin Tian was afraid that he really couldn't control it, so he hurriedly withdrew his perspective divine eye and suppressed the agitation and charm in his heart.
"Ahem...... I have said it, I am a master of fighting counterfeits! Colonel Xu, you don't seem to be telling the truth!"
Glancing at Xu Tangge with a smile, Lin Tian coughed lightly.
"I ...... I'm not telling the truth!"
Xu Tangge's face turned red and snorted coldly
"Hehe, Xiao Tangtang, you are not honest!"
Tang Qianqian blinked, smiled slyly, and looked at Lin Tiandao: "Tell me quickly, what is she wearing!"
"Ahem...... Xu Daxiaohua also wears a black bra, but the one underneath is hollowed out, the land is fertile, the forest is dense, and the scenery is pleasant!"
Lin Tianbian couldn't help but feel hot when he said it, and said with a strange face: "Moreover, there is a cartoon picture of a pleasant goat behind the little fart!"
"Poof...... Hahahaha...... Xiao Tangtang, he guessed right!"
Tang Qianqian suddenly burst out laughing, and laughed heartlessly.
Originally, for Lin Tian to guess the hollow pants and the half-concealed words, Xu Tangge's face was already extremely blushing, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
But when she heard that there was a cartoon picture on her ass, and then looked at Tang Qianqian's reaction, she reacted at once, and said angrily: "Dead Nizi, did you post the cartoon? You must have communicated with him, and you will look good when you go back!"
After a commotion on the road, the three quickly returned to the villa.
Mama Wang is not here, and Lin Tian will do it for dinner.
After dinner, it was already eight o'clock, and after washing up, Lin Tian was still wearing his casual clothes, ready to go out with Tang Qianqian to attend the birthday party.
And Xu Tangge didn't want to join in the fun, so Tang Qianqian didn't persuade again.
Knowing that someone came to accompany Xu Tangge and was still a policeman, Lin Tian was also relieved, so he and Tang Qianqian drove to their destination.
(End of chapter)