"This monk of the Tang Dynasty is too young and vigorous, and the people of this sacrificial country are clearly aimed at him, and he also uses his mouth to ridicule this monarch and ministers. ”

"That's it, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and now this is a sacrificial country, if it really angers His Majesty, it will definitely not be able to eat and walk around. ”

"Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and this monk probably doesn't know the strength of this 10,000-strong enemy general, but he is a general who tears the tiger by hand. ”

Many envoys from other countries couldn't help but be faintly worried about Tang Sanzang. But under the court, openly making a coffin come out, this is too terrifying and no one is in sight!

At this time, Tang Sanzang smiled slightly: "You said you want a congratulatory gift? It just so happens that the poor monk has one on hand." ”

"Really, then take it out for me to see. The king of the Sai Kingdom looked surprised, he never expected that the monk in front of him would come prepared.

I heard the prime minister say that the monk and his party just picked up a few simple pieces of luggage, and thought they didn't bring anything.

Although the king of the Saisai country does not expect this monk to come up with any treasures, this guy is also here on behalf of the Tang Dynasty, even if it is just a pen and a piece of paper, it can also show the supreme national prestige of the Saisai country!

As the so-called thousands of miles to send goose feathers, things are light and affectionate!

Hearing the anxious voice of the king of the sacrificial country, Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, and said, "Your Majesty, hasn't this gift been taken out by the poor monk?

In the face of Tang Sanzang's cordial greetings, the face of the king of the Sai Kingdom changed slightly, and he opened his eyes to see that in front of him, apart from this dead monk, there were no other congratulatory gifts or the like.

Except for that ....... , this dead monk shouldn't be planning to give me a coffin, right?

In an instant, even if the king of the Saisai country endured it, he couldn't bear it, and immediately slapped the dragon chair and said angrily: "You monk, your heart is so vicious, you dare to openly curse me!

Immediately, a large number of fierce and vicious Imperial Forest Army rushed towards Tang Sanzang and surrounded him.

"Wait, can you allow the poor monk to say a few words?" Tang Sanzang was not in a hurry and slowly stood up.

Facing the sword light and sword shadow, Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and did not show the slightest look of fear.

Tang Sanzang looked around at everyone and said proudly: "It's just a coincidence that the poor monk came to visit your country, but the hospitality of your country is really difficult to compliment. And asking for a gift from a poor monk with one mouth is too unreasonable, isn't it?"

"Phew, our sacrificial country is Tianfu Shenjing, and I don't know how many monks there are all year round, and they all want to come in for pilgrimage. Moreover, this Jinguang Temple is an important place for Buddhism, and ordinary people cannot easily enter. ”

"If it weren't for your Tang face, we wouldn't have let you in easily! Now letting you in, I don't know if it's a blessing you've cultivated in your lifetime. ”

Ten thousand enemies were furious, raised the copper hammer and put it on Tang Sanzang's neck, and sneered: "You said this coffin is a congratulatory gift?

Before the 10,000 enemies could raise the copper hammer, Tang Sanzang's face changed greatly, and he said angrily: "Your sacrificial country is so hospitable, do you know that the poor monk is a famous person in the Eastern Tang Dynasty...... Ah, I'm dead!"

Before Tang Sanzang could finish speaking, he let out a miserable scream, and then the whole person fell crookedly on the coffin.

10,000 enemies: "???"

, the old man hasn't used his strength yet, why did you fall down?

No, this script is not written like this, how can you say that death will die.

The 10,000 enemies were also panicked, and hurriedly set their eyes on the envoys of the countries, and defended in a loud voice: "General Ben didn't do anything, and I don't know why he hung up." ”

"The great general is unparalleled, it is really a blessing for the country!"

"The general is comparable to the reincarnation of the god of war, and he will shock all enemies with every move!"

"The general is a husband and a man, and the revival of the sacrificial country is just around the corner!"

Before he could finish speaking, all the ministers made a sound like a mountain roar.

"Shut up, the old man really didn't kill him!" "Ten thousand enemies took a deep breath and said in a deep voice.

"I understand. The King of the Sai Kingdom nodded heavily.

The 10,000 enemies were completely speechless, and the whole person was messy.

"However, this demon monk still has several apprentices under his hands, how can this be good?" said the king of the sacrificial kingdom with a sad expression, and seeing that everyone was silent, he proposed: "Why don't you go out for a walk?"

"What are you going out for?" the enemy began to be a little confused.

"Naturally, it is to raise the prestige of our country and deter all countries!" the prime minister on the side hurriedly explained.

Ten Thousand Enemies: "......"

Hell, you're not going to let me scare those youkai, are you?

Although he was a little apprehensive, the 10,000 enemies still carried the double hammer and walked out with tiger steps.

At this time, Sun Wukong and others were waiting outside, Sun Wukong was half-squatting on the ground, gnawing melon seeds at the corner of his mouth and said: "Bajie, do you think the master will cause trouble this time?"

"It's impossible to ......" Zhu Bajie shook his head, and waited for everyone to show a look of surprise before he hurriedly added: "It's weird." ”

According to the urine nature of the master, it is impossible not to die.

"You idiot, can you finish talking at once?" Sun Wukong pulled it out of his ear, and under the guise of summoning a golden hoop stick, he hit Zhu Bajie's head with a stick, and said unhappily: "Next time, if you talk nonsense again, Lao Sun will beat you." ”

After speaking, Sun Wukong put the golden hoop stick on the stone lion next to him, and with a click, the stone lion weighing hundreds of pounds outside the door was overwhelmed and was directly crushed in half.

Zhu Bajie: "......"

Sha Seng: "......"

Black Bear Spirit: "......"

"Senior brother, if you destroy the royal property, will you be punished by the Nine Clans?" Sha Seng took a deep breath and looked inside with a frightened expression, only to breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that no one was paying attention to them.

"Shut up, this is clearly a tofu scum project, blame Lao Sun?" Sun Wukong refused to admit it, and rolled his eyes.

In order to show his innocence, Sun Wukong put the golden hoop stick on another stone lion, and after seeing that the stone lion did not move at all, Sun Wukong said triumphantly: "See? This has nothing to do with Lao Sun." ”

"Yes, yes. Zhu Bajie and the others decided to save their lives and nodded in affirmativeness.

It's just that the black bear spirit squinted his eyes and said with a toothache on his face: "Brother Monkey, you better hurry up and take away your big stick, your golden hoop stick has crushed the stone lion half to the ground." If you don't put it away, this stone lion will really go into the ground!"

Sun Wukong turned his head to look, and saw that the stone lion beside him seemed to be drowning, and under the pressure of the golden hoop stick, it slowly sank.

Monkey King: "......"

I'll go, are all the stone lions of this sacrificial country paper-paste? What a trash!