Chapter Eighty-Seven: Buying and Selling
Next to the fence of the house, a small head stretched out, the sheep turned around and looked, the girl's aggrieved little face collapsed and wrinkled slightly, two crystal teardrops burst out of her eyes, and her big watery eyes flickered, and she was suddenly distressed.
But he still pretended to laugh and said, "Well, you are a famous mountain monster in Yangshi Mountain! ”
The little girl was transformed by the long-haired rabbit, and when she heard this, she tried to poke out two small fangs, but she was only deflated for a moment, and shouted aggrievedly: "No!
Seeing this, Yangzi said seriously: "Brother Aman said that he wanted to spread the prestige of the mountain monster of Yangshi Mountain all over the world, I think that the person just now has a bad memory and the realm is sparse, it must be which lonely soul and wild ghost rushed to reincarnate and ran the wrong way, so he came to Zhengdao Mountain." ”
The little girl frowned two pale white eyebrows, and hurriedly added: "Although that person's physical body is an immortal, it seems to be terminally ill, and the seventh layer of the Qi training period that he has made do with is also returning to the light, otherwise where is he qualified to break into the mountain, the next time I see him, believe it or not, I punched him, and his soul was scattered." ”
The sheep hurriedly praised the letter, and did not forget to praise: "The big mountain monster of Yangshi Mountain really lives up to its name, and his vision is very sharp! I see that if you use half of your strength, he will fall to the ground." ”
The little girl finally smiled, turned into a rabbit and ran out, the sheep was also full of smiles, in the face of this duplicity, knife mouth tofu heart, and timid "compatriot" sister always can't bear to tell the truth, Aman's soaring back then was useless, was blown up by the catastrophe to pieces, a wisp of remnant soul is still in his pocket to warm it, who in the world knows the Yangshi Mountain monster......
The sheep smiled bitterly and turned into a white-haired goat and chased it out, and at the same time showed a doppelganger on the top of the mountain.
He and the long-haired rabbit are the essence beasts of the Yang Shi Mountain in the Dao Mountain, which has been transformed into the true meaning of the Yang Shi Mountain, and has opened their minds early, and they were born in the Yang Reality Realm, but they are not born in the Yang Shi Mountain, and they belong to the existence of the same life as the mountain, and they can survive forever.
The long-haired rabbit ran by the stream for a while, before stopping, looking at the low water, she didn't blame the person for not knowing the famous name of the Yangshi Mountain monster, but wanted to be a man, the long-haired rabbit spat out: "It's so good-looking!"
Wang Yougen stood on the top of the mountain, he was inexplicably angry at once, he was actually more willful than Lao Tzu, what a fucking Yangshi Mountain monster, it looks honest and harmless, but it is actually a personal essence, no, it is a sheep spirit!
"Ahem, Your Excellency, don't blame, it's my sheep who is abrupt. ”
Behind Wang Yougen, the voice of the sheep came, and he trembled with fright, this person is really careless, saying that Cao Cao Cao is ......
Immediately, he forcibly smiled and turned around, looking at him without a word.
The sheep touched his beardless jaw and said, "I can't hide it, the big mountain monster of Yangshi Mountain is the name of the sister, and it is the cute rabbit that Your Excellency saw before. ”
The sheep said very seriously, expecting the other party to praise one or two, seeing that the dirty person was indifferent, he had to continue: "My sister and I are the true meaning of Yangshi Mountain for thousands of years, and we have been responsible for guiding the Taoist to ascend over the years. ”
"As for why, it's really inconvenient to tell you, please follow me down the mountain, enter the house to realize the true meaning, let's go all the way, talk about the deal all the way, how about it?"
The trading scriptures that Yangzi learned from the Aman brothers have never been used, and they have been suffering from the fact that no one has entered the Taoist Mountain......
Today he wanted to show his strength, so as to teach the other party to know his strength, and when he raised his hand for the second time, Wang Yougen walked side by side with him.
He was still reminiscing about the big mountain monster of Yangshi Mountain, it was really not big, it was only enough for one meal, but the other party was transformed by Yangshi's true intentions, and the meat was also true, it was really fake meat......
Wang Yougen's feet slipped, and after a while, he came three feet in front of the sheep, he looked back slightly and asked: "Little friend of the sheep, what is the deal, it doesn't hurt to say it directly, I will do my best." ”
The sheep was still thinking about how to speak, but I didn't expect the other party to be outspoken, Brother Aman said that such a person is more refreshing, he was pleased and said: "In fact, it is very simple, the sheep hopes that your Excellency can often praise the sister during the enlightenment of the true meaning of Yangshi Mountain, so that she can be happy, happy physically and mentally, for a hundred years, my sheep is willing to offer half of the true meaning of Yang!"
"If you can boast about two hundred years, add half of it, and so on. "The sheep is actually thinking about a hundred years, Brother Aman said, get half of the left, bargain and increase the price, you will not lose money, and you will always be invincible!
Wang Yougen stopped and looked back at the other party's eyebrows, the hatred in his heart, the little fart boy crow's mouth, Lao Tzu Tianzong is a genius, it doesn't take three or five days to be true and have to run obediently to the bowl, can you give it? !
So, he said with a straight face: "Wang has always been the same-minded, the least good at hypocritical words, deliberately praised, and hated even more to lure him with profit, this business has nothing to discuss." ”
The sheep's feet moved, and he slid in front of him at once, staring coldly, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, this person is still a master, his expression is enough to be fake, and he is going to increase the price! Brother Aman said, when dealing with this kind of person, you must be calm.
The palm-shaped leaves in the forest seemed to feel the true meaning emanating from the sheep, swaying constantly, and falling off piece by piece, and the leaves were swaying, and the two of them always "faced" in place, without saying a word.
Wang Yougen thought to himself, this little broken child's brain is pumping again, he won't vent his anger and kill people, why can't he see the level of the realm?
The sheep thought, why don't you bargain, could it be that I am wrong......
So, after a stalemate for a while, the sheep finally lost his patience completely, and pretended to be embarrassed: "Let's take a step back, I see that you are upright, my sheep admires this kind of person the most in his life, and then add half of it to you, it really can't be more." ”
Wang Yougen suddenly realized, this is a little broken child using his brains, see if I don't kill you!
He immediately snorted heavily and said: "Little friend of the sheep, Wang respects your spirit of sticking to your mission and making merits for others, but it doesn't mean that you can insult my character, make my sister extremely cute by nature, and how to teach Wang to say things against your will." ”
Yangzi's original guilty mentality suddenly changed, as if he suddenly saw the dawn, the sincere expression, the spitting passion, and the praise of people's invisible skills suddenly gave him the urge to increase the price!
If it weren't for the fact that my little sister naturally likes to listen to "slander", and no one has come in from Dao Mountain for many years, I would never do this, Yangzi gritted his teeth and said solemnly: "I will add half of it to you!"
Wang Yougen raised his eyebrows, and said bitterly: "It's just too deceitful! Yangshi Mountain's great mountain monster is famous and famous, teaching people to be upright, what qualifications do I have to praise her great achievements, Wang has no shame to stay here, farewell!"
Before the words fell, Wang Yougen had already taken out the thunder sword, stepped on the sword and was about to leave, but the sheep immediately pulled his dirty sleeves and said hurriedly: "Your Excellency, don't worry! How about two percent, you must know that there is an insurmountable gap between the ascended immortals who have obtained the true meaning of the yang truth, and the ascended immortals who have cultivated the true meaning of the yang truth. ”
"If you have two percent of the true intention of the Yang in advance, it will greatly speed up your comprehension of the true intention, and if you don't have the cultivation you have now, you will cultivate for 1,800 years, and then you will soar in one fell swoop when you enter the Yang Reality Period!"
Wang Yougen suddenly became even more angry, for thousands of eight hundred years, who did he look down on, so he began to brainwash the sheep again.
After a cup of tea, the two negotiated, and Wang Yougen looked like he wanted to cry, as if he had lost his virginity, and followed the sheep down the mountain.
In fact, he was overjoyed in his heart, and after some tossing, the other party promised to pay 30% in advance, and then pay 30% after a hundred years......
Yangzi sympathized: "Brother Gushan, your temperament is unyielding, too upright and unyielding, it will be easy to suffer losses in the future, what a good business this is, just a hundred years like a white horse passing through a gap, it is not so difficult to praise people, you are still very talented, this sixty percent is really a lot." ”
Wang Yougen couldn't help laughing, sighed again and again, and said after a while: "My Wang is a person who believes in his word, and he will definitely do his best to promise Brother Yangzi, and he will definitely live up to his trust." ”
"So very good, so very good. Yang Zi smiled and said, but suddenly felt that something was strange, and he never noticed it.
While the two of them went down the mountain, the sheep told the "heroic" deeds of the big mountain monster in Yangshi Mountain, but they "worked hard" to find the mountain once a year, and took care of the thirty-two houses properly every day, which was already quite powerful in the eyes of the sheep.
But he still told the story that Ah Man made up at the beginning, saying that because the mountain monster fed a koi fish caught by her own hands in someone's house, the owner of the house was contaminated with the luck of the koi every day, and he was able to gain true meaning and soar early.
It is also said that the mountain monster inadvertently glanced at the person who originally had poor cultivation qualifications, so that he had an epiphany, and he couldn't obtain the true intention for a long time, and in an instant, countless yang true intentions were added, and the heavenly tribulation was more terrifying than anyone else's!
The sheep poured beans into the bamboo tube, and many outrageous and money-free stories were told one by one, and Wang Yougen's ears were almost numb when he heard it, this is not bragging......
When the bamboo forest appeared in front of the two of them, the sheep finally solemnly instructed, and the clone gradually dispersed.
Wang Yougen jumped a few times, and according to the sheep, he passed six houses along the previous path, and then he saw a sheep and a rabbit chasing by the stream again.
Yangzi took the lead in stopping his body, turning into a human form, raising his eyebrows to signal the Gushan brother he would get acquainted, he didn't care about the other party's origin, character, and realm, as if he was born with a lack of awareness in this regard.
Wang Yougen couldn't care about the other party's intentions, in his eyes, the creature of sheep was still relatively simple, so the two second goods frowned under the nose of the long-haired rabbit.
The long-haired rabbit turned into a little girl again, standing still, but her eyes were rolling from side to side, and her head was full of paste, I don't know what the two were doing......
Wang Yougen suddenly saw that the so-called Yangshi Mountain Monster turned into a human form, with two pale white eyebrows, big eyes flickering, and the small appearance was so delicate that people liked it at first sight, and there were a lot of question marks on his face, so he couldn't help but say: "The Yangshi Mountain Monster is so good-looking!"
The little girl suddenly smiled, her eyes stared directly at the dirty man in the mist, and Wang Yougen instantly sensed that there was a red cloud essence overflowing from her body!