Chapter 160: Who Will Give You Probation Pudu!
At this time, the sky over Chechi was bleak and dark.
In front of Luli Daxian, two huge oil pots were ready, and many soldiers were stacking firewood into the oil pots.
"Tang Sanzang, do you know what despair is? This immortal can tell you that there are things more desperate than death. Luli Daxian said lightly, and then jumped off the oil pot without hesitation, and said meaningfully: "This immortal is waiting for you in front!"
Xuanzang untied his robe and prepared to get out of the oil pot. At this time, the relief that woke up hurriedly persuaded.
"Holy monk can't, this oil pot can't be used!"
Xuanzang smiled slightly and said, "It's just a frying pot, what's so scary." ”
Xuanzang glanced at the relief meaningfully and said, "Why don't you take a hot bath?" You see how cheerful this water boils, it is the right time to warm up your body in autumn and winter. ”
Release: "......"
Lao Tzu didn't fall for you, you almost killed me before, and now you pushed me into the fire pit.
Shi Shi shook his head and hurriedly said, "Holy Monk, I always feel that this Luli Great Immortal is hiding a big conspiracy, and we must be careful to beware." ”
"That's right, the poor monk thinks so too. Xuanzang's face gradually became serious, and said: "The poor monk suspects that this guy wants to kill the poor monk, and then let the great cause of learning the scriptures give up halfway, what a vicious heart." ”
Release: "......"
"Holy monk, I didn't mean that, I mean......" Before he finished speaking, Xuanzang nodded and said.
"Don't worry, even if the poor monk dies, there are still thousands of Tang Sanzang. Tang Sanzang's spirit will live forever and will never die!"
Release: "......"
Damn, can you wait for me to finish?
Shi Shi felt the urge to cry, but he was still very persistent: "Holy monk, I really feel that something is wrong. Why don't you talk to Luli Daxian again?"
Seeing such a strong request from Shi Shi, Xuanzang also felt that Luli Daxian's expression was a little different.
So Xuanzang nodded, and then ran to Luli Daxian's oil pot.
"I hope they can shake hands and say goodbye, otherwise ......" Shi Shi looked up at the sky, and for some reason, he faintly felt that something was wrong.
Soon, Tang Sanzang was brought back.
"Tang Sanzang, you bastard, this immortal will not let you go even if he dies!" Luli Daxian stood up from the tumbling oil pot angrily, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he pointed at Tang Sanzang angrily and scolded.
Tang Sanzang shrugged his shoulders helplessly, shook his head and sighed: "We can't talk, it's a pity." No wonder it has always been said that the Tao is not the same. ”
"Then there is no way, I have to obey the destiny of heaven and do my best......" Shi Shi was saying, but the corner of his eye fell on Xuanzang.
I saw that at this time, Tang Sanzang was holding a brocade box in his left hand, which was filled with something like tangerine peel, star anise, and green onions.
And Tang Sanzang's right hand was holding up a colander specially used to separate oil.
The size of the colander is bigger than Xuanzang's shining bald head.
"Holy monk, how can you hold these things?" Shi Shi faintly felt that something was wrong.
"What's the matter, didn't you let the poor monk talk to Luli Daxian?" Xuanzang said with a surprised face: "The poor monk thinks that the soup is going to be boiled anyway, so it is better to put more seasonings such as tangerine peel and star anise." ”
"And this oil pan has too much oil, it's too fatty, and it's not good for the body. Therefore, the poor monk also prepared a colander. ”
Xuanzang was halfway through speaking, and shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said: "It's a pity that we can't talk about it, it's all because the poor monk is not cultivated enough, and he failed to influence him, so he will be Pudu on the spot." ”
The corners of Shi Shi's mouth twitched, and he almost scolded.
Lao Tzu asked you to come over, not to let you cook him and eat it! Who would want to give you a probation Pudu!
"Or, the poor monk will persuade him with reluctance?" Xuanzang grabbed a sword and said in pieces: "I heard that the deer whip is also very supplemental......
Release: "......"
Ma Dan, Tang Sanzang, please be a good person, you better hurry up and get out of the pot. I'm afraid...... I can't help but smoke you to death!
Xuanzang pondered for a while, and finally jumped off the oil pot.
"I'll go, the temperature of this oil is quite high, and the poor monk's meat is almost melting. Xuanzang leaned on the iron pot, feeling that his body was about to be stewed.
It's just that he is already a cultivator at the level of a scattered immortal, and this kind of oil pot temperature can't help himself.
On the other side, Luli Daxian was looking at him with a gloomy face.
At this time, two streamers flashed, and then Lei Gong, who incarnated into mortals, and the Growth Heavenly King came behind Xuanzang.
"Holy monk, holy monk!" the Growth Heavenly King shouted anxiously, Xuanzang was soaking very comfortably, and opened his eyes lazily.
"You two turtles are still stunned what to do, don't hurry up and add fire. If this fire is extinguished a little, be careful that the poor monk catches you up and stews. Xuanzang said unhappily.
The King of Growth: "......"
Lei Gong: "......"
"Congratulations to the host for being a Death Growth Heavenly King and others, rewarding experience points +10!"
It turned out to be the Growth Heavenly King of Nantianmen, why did they come?
Xuanzang was a little surprised, and soon saw the growth of the Heavenly King and the others with a bitter look on their faces, and said with an anxious expression: "Holy monk, we are in great trouble. By the way, what about the second child, where is he?"
Although it is said that the poor monk has it, can this thing be shared with others?
Xuanzang subconsciously covered it tightly, and said with a sinking face: "Two gods, please pay attention to your image, this is a public place." Although the poor monk wants to help you, he can't help it. If you really lose it, I suggest you look elsewhere. ”
Growth Heavenly King and others: "......"
"No, Holy Monk. We are looking for the second brother of the Tiger Power Immortal. Lei Gong hurriedly stepped forward and added.
"You guys are really, can you make it clear, it will cause the poor monk to misunderstand. Xuanzang rolled his eyes, pointed to the opposite side and said, "The Luli Immortal you are looking for is there." Wait, what are you going to do with him? And what's this thing you're holding in your hand?"
Xuanzang's eyes fell on the Growth Heavenly King, and he saw a pile of suspicious sand and soil that the Heavenly God was holding in his robe.
"The holy monk doesn't know, this is the ashes of Huli Daxian and Yangli Daxian after their self-explosion, we are not far away from thousands of mountains and rivers, sent to Luli Daxian. The Growth Heavenly King hurriedly said.
"Are you really just sending ashes, and you don't have any other thoughts?" Xuanzang said with extreme suspicion.
"Yes, yes. The Growth Heavenly King and the others nodded hurriedly, but they began to complain in their hearts: We won't tell you if we kill us, we are going to curry favor with Luli Daxian and ask him to help unravel the poisonous curse.
"But, it's too unseemly for you to hold it like this, right?" Xuanzang smiled slightly, and then pointed to the brocade box that rolled off the side: "Or ......?"