Chapter 91, Where's Dad?
Haotian walked ten times and dragged more than 100 war horses to the threshing floor in the village.
But he went to call the villagers out to eat roast horse meat, but none of the villagers dared to come out.
Are you kidding? After eating the mounts of the warrior lords, can the warrior lords bypass them?
Mao Xiaowei also shook his head helplessly, in this era of strict hierarchies, the villagers have a deep concept of hierarchy in their minds, and it is understandable that they dare not transgress.
Haotian saw that the villagers didn't come out to barbecue, but he laughed happily:
"Master, it's just right that these idiots don't come out, let's roast all these horse meat into jerky, it is estimated that we can eat it for a long time. ”
Then Haotian used the sabers of the warriors to strip the skins of the two horses, took out the internal organs, and then built a bonfire, and roasted the whole horse on the fire.
These horses were a little fat, and it didn't take long for them to be roasted, and the smell of meat spread throughout the village.
Haotian carried coarse salt with him, and when the horse meat was roasted to medium-rare, he tore off a large piece and sprinkled it with coarse salt, held it in front of Mao Xiaowei with both hands and said:
"Master, the horse meat is roasted. ”
Mao Xiaowei bit the horse meat into his mouth, chewed it, and ate it with a mouth full of oil.
Mao Xiaowei had already heard that some villagers were leaning over, but the villagers were hiding nearby, not daring to come, thinking that they were foodies who smelled the smell of meat, but they were worried that they would retaliate after eating the warrior's mount and the warrior would know about it.
Haotian's ears moved and he heard the movement, he bit a horse's hind leg with a big mouthful, and said while eating:
"Damn, the oil of this horse meat is too big, and my mouth is full of meat, and I have to eat two horses today. ”
As soon as Haotian finished saying this, Mao Xiaowei heard the sound of swallowing saliva all around, and couldn't help but laugh secretly:
"The oil of this meat was so great that it all flowed to the ground. ”
At this time, a young man in shabby clothes and a thin body finally came out of his hiding place and said to Haotian:
"Big man, don't give me some oil, I haven't seen a single oil star in three years. ”
Haotian tore off a horse's leg and fell into the young man's arms and said:
"The oil is all in it, take it and take a bite and there will be oil. ”
"This ......"
The young man hesitated, they were worried about offending the martial master.
Haotian glanced at the young man disdainfully and said:
"Hold the bold to death, starve the cowardly, and starve to death if you dare not eat." ”
As he spoke, Haotian stretched out his big hand to snatch the horse's leg back.
The young man was still a little hesitant, but after listening to Haotian's words, he hurriedly put the horse's leg in front of his mouth and took a bite and said:
"Big man, I'll mess with you in the future, and I won't be a starving ghost. ”
Haotian's outstretched hand patted the young man's shoulder and smiled:
"It's like a man. ”
As soon as Haotian said this, the men who hid and swallowed saliva all came out and said indignantly one by one:
"Big man, who do you say is not a man, give us some horse meat. ”
Haotian glanced at everyone and said:
"The dead horses are piled up there, if you want to eat your own roast, don't touch my roast, and don't eat alone after the roast, give some to the children and women in the village, if there is any surplus, call relatives in other villages to eat, don't be afraid of any warriors, in the future, this land will be covered by my master." ”
All the villagers looked at Mao Xiaowei, thinking of Mao Xiaowei's combat effectiveness in slaughtering hundreds of horses with that blow, and couldn't help but bow down to Mao Xiaowei and say:
"King, we will be your little demon in the future, and you will be the only one. ”
Mao Xiaowei listened to the black line, and hurriedly corrected:
"Wait, I'm not a monster, I'm an immortal, my name is Yuan Shi Tianzun, you can call me Lord Tianzun. ”
"Yes, yes, I would like only Lord Tianzun to look forward. ”
The clever villagers were busy shouting to Lord Tianzun, and bowed down to Mao Xiaowei again and again.
Mao Xiaowei says:
"When I am away, you all listen to Haotian's words, if there are warriors or monsters to kill you, you let Haotian call Lord Tianzun, and I will come to save you from fire and water. ”
Mao Xiaowei said, stepped on the flying clouds and flew away, and flew straight towards Boyue Mountain.
When the villagers saw the flying donkey, they all kowtowed in the direction where Mao Xiaowei flew away.
Mao Xiaowei went to Boyue Mountain this time to tell the king of the mountain what his father meant.
The youkai who came out of the day and night came out of the hole again, and the mountain roads of Boyue Mountain were full of patrolling youkai.
And Mao Xiaowei found that there seemed to be more monsters coming out to patrol tonight than last time, and it was estimated that he had strengthened his vigilance after being harmed by him once.
Mao Xiaowei flew straight to the sky above the demon cave of the king of the mountain, and the monsters in charge of guarding the gate of the demon cave covered their mouths with a piece of cloth, probably thinking that covering a piece of cloth could block the attack of the smell.
But Mao Xiaowei didn't plan to use the three vulgar means to earn hatred points this time, he stepped on the flying clouds, suspended in mid-air and shouted to the little demon below:
"Hey, tell you the king, his father is here. ”
The little demon guarding the gate and the little demon patrolling the mountain road heard a sudden sound in the night sky, and they jumped up in fright, and when they looked up, the little demons saw a donkey's head sticking down from a white cloud and talking to them.
A little demon shouted in horror when he saw the donkey's head:
"Quick...... Go and report to the king, that donkey demon named Daddy has come to plague us again. ”
Two fast rabbit demons immediately rushed into the demon cave, and after a while, a rough voice came out of the demon cave:
"Where's Daddy? ”
As soon as the rough voice fell, a pangolin with a height of more than three meters and able to walk upright walked out of the demon cave, holding a copper hammer in his hand, wearing brass chain mail, and the thick armor pieces on the pangolin demon could be seen behind a pair of chain mail.
As soon as Mao Xiaowei saw the pangolin demon, he shouted:
"Rebel, why don't you worship when I see your godfather?"
"Aren't you named Daddy?
The pangolin pointed at Mao Xiaowei who was suspended in the sky with a copper hammer and shouted.
Mao Xiaowei pouted his donkey mouth and said with disgust:
"You're so ugly, so I guess you're not my own son. ”
The burly, mountain-piercing king, who was as tall as a hill, said angrily:
"You little demon dare to take advantage of this king, you come down and die. ”
Mao Xiaowei said unhurriedly:
"Rebel son, in our place, dad is another name for father, you just called Ben Tianzun father, obviously you want Ben Tianzun to be your godfather, want to take advantage of Ben Tianzun, how can you say that Ben Tianzun wants to take advantage of you?"
The King of the Mountains is a monster who has been a spirit for many years, and his intelligence is naturally not low, and when he heard Mao Xiaowei say this, he knew that Mao Xiaowei was teasing himself.
As a demon king, he naturally couldn't accept being played by a stupid donkey, he jumped up angrily, swung a copper hammer and smashed it at Mao Xiaowei, and shouted:
"Stupid donkey suffers. ”
Mao Xiaowei didn't dare to fight with the King of the Four Grades of the Vermilion Bird Realm, he controlled Feiyun to fly away directly, so that the King of the Mountain Piercing smashed into the air, and then Mao Xiaowei continued to shout:
"Do you want to be disobedient, you rebel?"
The king of the mountain smashed into the air, he was angry, he gasped, pointed at Mao Xiaowei with a copper hammer and shouted:
"What kind of ability is it to only take advantage of your tongue, you come down to fight with me, if you win me, I will recognize you as a godfather. ”
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