Chapter 074: Spit Fragrant Yellow Wind Monster
The Yellow Wind Monster looked up at Xuanzang with a bewildered expression, and Xuanzang looked at the Yellow Wind Monster with a kind smile.
"I can't imagine that thousands of miles away, there are still great demons who are obsessed with the Dharma, admire the Dharma, and fall for it, which is a sign of the great prosperity of the Dharma. Xuanzang clasped his hands together and said extremely reverently.
I admire your uncle, you dead bald man is talking nonsense, this king just accidentally fell.
The Yellow Wind Monster snorted coldly and struggled to stand up, but accidentally fell again, this time with his whole body kneeling in front of Xuanzang.
"Donor, your sincerity, my Buddha has already received it. Please don't be polite, our monks are empty, and we don't pay attention to these red tapes. Xuanzang persuaded bitterly.
The Yellow Wind Monster was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood, and was instantly speechless.
System: "Congratulations to the host for being so angry that the Yellow Wind Monster vomits blood, and the experience points are +20!"
The Yellow Wind Monster didn't dare to stand up casually this time, only to see him secretly cast a spell, letting a dark cloud hold him up, and then slowly stood up straight, and said coldly: "Don't talk nonsense, Tang Sanzang, this king came to take your dog's life this time." ”
The Yellow Wind Monster roared like a bell, deafeningly. And Xuanzang smiled and said: "The king is really puzzled, the poor monk came from afar, and the wind and dust are servant." As soon as you open your mouth, you will see blood, don't you think about it, let the poor monk take a hot bath first, and then sprinkle some ginger, tangerine peel, star anise, etc.?"
"Respect for others is also respect for yourself, and besides, you have to maintain the last dignity of food if you are poor. Xuanzang said bitterly, and the Yellow Wind Monster heard that his scalp was numb, and he said angrily: "Bubble your uncle, this king directly tore you alive and swallowed you alive." ”
"Wait, the poor monk doesn't have an uncle, and the poor monk seriously suspects that you have a problem with your sexual orientation. Xuanzang replied solemnly.
The Yellow Wind Monster vomited blood again, and the system warmly prompted: "Congratulations to the host for being so angry that the Yellow Wind Monster vomits blood again, and the experience points are +30!"
Xuanzang was satisfied with a wave of experience at this time, and at this time, the Yellow Wind Monster was a little more attentive, for fear that he would accidentally fall later, he chose to attack Xuanzang from a long distance.
"Hmph, this time this time the king came to attack this demon monk from a distance of 108,000 miles, so he won't fall to the of a dog, right?"
The Yellow Wind Monster took a deep breath of cool air, then opened his mouth and spit out, and a monstrous yellow wind sprayed directly out of his mouth.
For a while, the sand flew away, the sky was full of yellow sand, and everyone couldn't open their eyes.
The Yellow Wind Monster was originally a rat at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, because he secretly ate the clear oil in the glass cup, he was afraid that King Kong would catch him and ask for the crime, so he ran to the Yellow Wind Ridge to make a monster. The samadhi divine wind he cultivated was very powerful and vicious, piercing through the forests and mountains, sowing soil and dust, and the heavens and the earth changed color!
"Monk of the Tang Dynasty, you are determined to die this time, the king's samadhi kamikaze is notoriously powerful......" The little demon under the command of the Yellow Wind Monster was complacent, and just wanted to sing two words of praise to his king, but he couldn't help but see that this monstrous yellow wind suddenly changed the direction of the wind, and he was instantly frightened and ran away.
Ahem, ahem, Ma Dan, the wind has changed, and people are going to die!
Xuanzang looked at the Yellow Wind Monster helplessly, as if the monster's bad luck card was still working.
"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you, the poor monk has already told you, first arrest me and go back to take a bath, you just don't listen, now it's okay. ”
The Yellow Wind Monster was so frightened that he didn't dare to use his skills on a large scale, so as not to harm his own little demon.
"Tang Sanzang, do you think that if the wind blows temporarily, this king will let you go, don't you think. After speaking, the Yellow Wind Monster carried the yellow sand in the sky, forming a yellow storm vortex centered on him, and frantically pounced on Xuanzang.
"Master, it's dangerous!" Zhu Bajie saw that the momentum was not right, and quickly turned around and ran.
"I'll tell Senior Brother and let him come and save you!"
Xuanzang rolled his eyes, grabbed Zhu Bajie, and threw him directly into the yellow storm.
"Hahaha, I can't imagine that the dignified Tang Dynasty monk would disregard the lives of his disciples when it comes to life and death. The Yellow Wind Monster let out a rude laugh, and at this time, Zhu Bajie's face turned red, and his eyes widened and said: "Hey, hey, what kind of Yellow Monster, don't come here, if you come, don't blame the old pig, you're welcome." ”
Zhu Bajie's old face was flushed, and he shrunk into a ball, Huang Fengwei laughed when he saw this, and sneered: "What if this king comes over?
"Don't don't, don't come, please. Zhu Bajie was a little anxious, and hurriedly waved his hand.
"This king doesn't listen to you, this king wants to come over, can you help me?"
And Tang Sanzang, who was far away, looked at the two people in the yellow wind with emotion, and then quickly retreated a few hundred meters.
"The light of this unfortunate card is getting higher and brighter, and even the monstrous yellow sand can't stop it. It seems that this Yellow Wind Monster is going to be unlucky, but I just pity my Bajie apprentice. ”
Xuanzang silently picked up the Wanxiao fruit, looked at the only two or three fruits, sighed and said: "Bajie, isn't this guy's appetite very good recently? ”
Before he could cover his nose, a monstrous smell came overwhelmingly, and the smell was like a thousand-year-old dung pit robbed tomb!
I saw that the yellow sand that was originally all over the sky was mixed with an extremely strong smell at some point, and the yellow sand that shocked the world became more and more golden and dazzling.
"Oh no, the king's yellow wind is poisonous, everyone run away. ”
"Run for your life, there's in the wind. Ahh ”
"Don't be afraid, everyone, rush forward with all your strength and rush out of a road!"
The dung in the sky carried a monstrous yellow wind, which frightened the little demons to rush to the sky and the ground, and fled everywhere for their lives.
And the stormy yellow wind monster screamed angrily, because the smell of was so choking.
"Damn pig demon, can you be more disgusting. The Yellow Wind Monster scolded angrily.
"I really can't hold it back, you see I haven't made a sound before, and I also warned you not to come, you don't believe it. ”
Zhu Bajie popped twice, and released two more stinky farts, which instantly smoked the Yellow Wind Monster and almost choked to death.
"Otherwise, you might as well quickly take back your supernatural powers. Zhu Bajie kindly reminded.
"If you don't accept it, take in you big-headed ghost, if you accept it, won't you eat all the!" The corners of the Yellow Wind Monster's mouth twitched, but he desperately didn't dare to inhale, and his old face was purple and bruised.