Chapter 13: Small Troubles
Yang Jiao was very depressed, so he sat on the side and sulked, Houtu Zuwu was also very depressed, this guy was running around on himself just now, touching around making himself very uncomfortable, Yang Jiao looked at it but was very excited.
However, I don't know why, at this moment he ran to the side and got angry, I don't know if it was because of the heavenly marriage, Houtu Zuwu felt that he should care about Yang Jiao.
So, he asked, "What's wrong with you, why aren't you happy?"
Yang Jiao snorted twice, how could he say such a shameful thing, finally the ninth turn of Xuangong reached the fourth turn, and he could law the heavens and the earth, but his cultivation was too low.
It can only last for three seconds, and the realm of Houtu is too high, and the minimum body has to be three zhang three, that is, three stories high.
Can Yang Jiao not be depressed at this time, he climbed the jade mountain through the forest like a walnut, went up the mountains and crossed the plains, and found that he was just a sewing needle, this kind of blow, no one except the person concerned understands.
Yang Jiao is just depressed now, if his willpower is a little worse, he is afraid that he will collapse, so Yang Jiao is sad and silently regains his confidence on the side.
Houtu looked at the sullen Yang Jiao, picked him up and put him in the palm of his hand, and said suspiciously, "What were you doing on me just now?"
"I" Yang Jiao was speechless, almost spurting out a mouthful of old blood, and the originally better mood quickly turned cloudy, and he was even more depressed.
Houtu looked at the poor Yang Jiao, his good-looking brows furrowed, and said, "If you don't say it, I'll ask others." ”
Yang Jiao came back to his senses, hurriedly stood up, and said, "No, this is a secret between our husband and wife, and you can't tell anyone." ”
Jokes, if others know that they are with embroidery needles, then their own face will be gone, maybe the future generations of "Ding Ding Xiao" people will worship themselves as their ancestors.
Thinking that there will be experts and scholars in later generations, in front of the big screen, a serious analysis of the characteristics of the ancient gods, and he is famous for being a "little brother", Yang Jiao went crazy for a while.
However, the situation is stronger than people, this thing can be changed in this world, and he can only last for three seconds now.
Three seconds of real man, it's better not to do it, as long as you cultivate to a high level, then, there will always be time for yourself to gallop in the future.
At this moment, Yang Jiao made up his mind that he must work hard to cultivate the Nine Transformations Xuangong, a man can have no money or no power, but he must have time, the longer the better.
Standing up suddenly, Yang Jiao looked at it closely, Houtu's flawless face, and said firmly, "Madam, I'm going to Kunlun Mountain to apprentice, you and I are already a family, from today on, you have to think about me all the time, you can't let other men, or males touch you, you know?"
Houtu looked at Yang Jiao inexplicably, Yang Jiao said, "Okay, okay, as long as you know that after getting married, the two of them will be a family, and both parties must be loyal to each other, and they are not allowed to get too close to other members of the opposite sex, do you know?"
Houtu Ancestor Wu is still the same, looking at him blankly with innocent eyes, Yang Jiao is almost crazy, don't say it, he is afraid that Houtu is simple, and will give himself a hat of natural colors, let's say, she doesn't understand.
Looking at Houtu's stupid and cute eyes, Yang Jiao was defeated, and after thinking about it, it was better to make it clear, in case he wore a green hat, it would be called sadness.
So, next, Yang Jiao incarnated, the tutor of gender education, and began the first good inheritance explanation of the art in the room in the desolate world, ethics, three obedience and four virtues, and so on.
After a day and a night of explanation, Yang Jiao's cave room candle night is over, it is not much sad, anyway, there must be more people than him sadly.
Houtu Zuwu understood all the causes and consequences, and explained it to Yang Jiao again, Yang Jiao was very satisfied after listening, Zuwu's ability to understand the problem was really good.
However, Houtu's increasingly cold eyes let him know what it means to "do your own sins and not live, and kill yourself." ”
At this point, Yang Jiao said directly and scoundrelly, "Madam, look, I still have to hurry, do you want to let me down, so that others will see it." ”
Hou Tuzu Wu sneered, "Yes, why didn't you say that when you lied to me to get married? ”
The last two words were said through gritted teeth, Yang Jiao felt cold, his body was lifted, he looked back at Houtu's angry look, and couldn't help but secretly scream, "Bitter." At the same time, I secretly hated myself for talking too much.
Houtu said "gently", "Husband, I see that you are tired, so I will serve you to sleep for my wife." ”
Yang Jiao hurriedly said, "No, no, no, how dare you bother you, Madam, I'll serve you." ”
Hou Tu playfully said, "Okay, okay, pick me up first." ”
Yang Jiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this ancestral witch body, how could he hold it, gritted his teeth, and was about to try it hard.
Houtu said softly, "I don't see if my husband can't hold it, forget it, don't embarrass you." ”
Yang Jiao smiled with relief, "Madam is wise, why don't I step on your back." ”
Houtu sneered and said, "It seems that my husband really thinks I'm too fat, so I can't hold it, right?" ”
Yang Jiao is like a lightning strike, the problem of body has always been the most important issue for all wise women in the world, this proposition, he actually answered so stupidly.
Yang Jiao said loudly, "Madam, I ......"
Before the words fell, Houtu picked up Yang Jiao, like taking a bean sprout, and began to shake rapidly, and from time to time, he also threw out tricks.
Women are very firm, women are very persistent, and the goddess is even more so, she was thrown and played for three days in a row, and Houtu finally let out a bad breath.
Stopped, and then looked at Yang Jiao's tongue hanging so long, and his eyes kept spinning in circles. The body is shaking?
Chaotic and chaotic, as a pitiful little who had just married and suffered domestic violence, Yang Jiao was very angry, and he vowed that one day a certain goddess would be punished.
Hou Tu Zu Wu looked at it, and the little man who wanted to leave home to apprentice also had a lot of reluctance in his heart, and countless years of empty life would be broken by a little guy.
Moreover, he was actually fooled, and he became a wife unconsciously, thinking of this, Houtu felt very strange.
Yang Jiao gave her a task, which was to spread the procedures and etiquette of marriage throughout the desolate world regardless of race.
Yang Jiao told her that the merit of this matter was very important to the Wu clan, and it was also very important to the two of them, and the Houtu Ancestor Wu, who had always been strong and unyielding, agreed unconsciously.
Those who are gloomy and sad are only parting. Whether it is gods, people, fairies, demons or ghosts, as long as they have spiritual wisdom, they will feel deeply about this.
Stepping on the formation, Yang Jiao is sad and longing, the new journey is at his feet, Kunlun Mountain, I Yang Jiao is here.
When I come back, the king will return, and what I want to change will never be the fate of the family, I will make this world more interesting.
Glancing back, seeing that the four figures gradually blurred, Yang Jiao sacrificed the Kunlun Mirror, a black light flashed, and there was no longer Yang Jiao's existence in the same place.