Chapter 46, Asking for Directions and Robbing
Lying next to the trunk of a tree on the official road, the men were chatting idly, not paying attention to the fact that someone would come out of the fork in the road behind them. Those who are even more familiar with this place know that this path is only a path for poor fishermen, and it is rarely walked here.
Hearing that someone behind him seemed to be shouting towards him, some stunned people searched for it, and they all looked at the two of them with incredible eyes.
"Mountain folk nohusband?"
Among this group of men, some of them had slightly better hearing, and they immediately recognized the shouting of the red-clothed man in the distance.
"Second brother, this male duck's voice seems to be scolding us!"
See, finally waiting for someone to come here.
The fat man, who was very excited, immediately came to his senses, jumped off the trunk of the tree and walked to the thin monkey Yang Lao Er, and said loudly: "Second brother, look at the two in the back, they look like dogs, and their clothes are also oily and slippery, can't they be the rich man of the soil that Wei San said?"
"Shhh
The thin monkey had a shocked expression and gasped.
"It's kind of weird!"
"Fatty, do you feel that these two people are a little different! Especially the silver-robed young man, I always feel that this person is not simple!"
"It's not easy to care about the mother's Jane! A red duck with a voice, look at what he said, Lao Tzu is very unhappy to look at him!"
Unwilling to listen to Yang Laoer's doubts anymore, the excited fat man stepped forward, raised his thick arm and beckoned to the man in red, signaling him to come closer and speak.
Seeing that everyone in front of him responded, the man in red was very proud.
Turning back to his son again, he nodded to his son-in-law, and the man in red, who was eager to show himself, ran to the crowd of more than a dozen village villains in the distance, and walked over. Under his feet, he walked in all directions, swaying his arms and dragging them like the old man of the blue sky, very high-spirited.
Shaking his body and walking forward, the man in red muttered and complained in his heart: "Follow Jiu'er all the way...... Phew, well, it's Gongzi who travels in the mountains and rivers, but he's really tired and miscellaneous! I thought that we could relieve my boredom by coming out together, and I heard the infinite beauty outside the palace! What's even more irritating is that the boat has run aground. ”
Walking to the fat man and standing still, the man in red squinted his eyes, and the rough man with a fat head and big ears in front of him, the coarse linen clothes that had not been washed for many days were exuding the sour smell of sweat. The red-clothed man with a habit of cleanliness couldn't bear the itch and couldn't bear to gag, and hurriedly covered his mouth and nose.
The red-clothed man, who was very disdainful, let out a whimper and hoarseness, and asked impatiently: "Dead fatty! What kind of horses do you have to take over the foot!
"You red-clothed guy who walks like an egg! What are you shouting Uncle Ben!" the fat man looked angry, staring at the duck in front of him, who was very arrogant.
"Dead fatty! If I ask you, you will answer truthfully. Why, dare to contradict the miscellaneous family!" The annoyed man in red rolled up his cuffs and wanted to fight.
"Fuck you! dare to scold me for being fat!"
The feet jumped high in the dirt, and the angry fat man immediately reported the old fist according to the face of the man in red, and the powerful fist wind hunted and hunted, hitting the head of the male duck's throat.
The red-clothed man who couldn't reach it hurriedly shrank his head and raised his arm to block.
The fat man punched hard, hammering heavily on the arms of the man in red.
Bang!
The man in red, who was shocked and fell backwards quickly, stepped back more than a dozen steps in a row before he could stand firm.
Shaking off his arm that was still numb, his silver teeth creaking in annoyance. The man in red stared at the fat man in front of him with angry eyes.
"Okay!"
"Fat brother, this punch is good!"
"It's not! Our fat brother is still running and has a loose stomach! That punch just now, if you use a little more strength, you can hammer this red-clad guy to death!"
The crowd behind him clapped their hands and cheered for the fat man!
Slightly different from the noisy crowd, the silver-robed young man in the distance and Yang Lao Er, who was holding a knife and digging his toes among the rough men, all had indifferent expressions, as if the fight between the two in front of them had never happened.
was repelled by a punch from this mountain village noo, and consciously lost face in the eyes of the master, the angry man in red jumped high with both feet, suddenly stretched out his arms and turned his palms like hooks, and grabbed the fat man in front of him.
The fat man was very happy when he saw the man in red furious, and shouted: "Oh! You egg-clipping guy! Look at the fat man, I won't hammer you to death!"
The lunge retreated, and the fat man slammed forward with both fists.
Bang bang bang!
The fists slammed into each other three times in a row. The man in red and the fat man both took three steps back, each standing still, glaring at each other.
"Phew!"
"Duck voice, you still have some ability! Come again!" the fat man spat on the ground with thick phlegm with blood foam. The big slap of the pu fan stroked the fat belly and rubbed it gently, the tip of the tongue against the upper teeth, and took a sharp breath to tighten the perineum to prevent gastrointestinal discomfort.
Suddenly, the fat man hunched over the cat, and performed a rolling flip!
"Humph!"
Hearing that this rough man was still holding filthy words, the angry man in red let out a coquettish voice: "When you are dying, you dare to insult the miscellaneous family!
Suddenly, I saw this fat man rolling on the ground, such a scoundrel play. With great disdain in his heart, the man in red immediately jumped up with his feet on the ground, trying to snatch the fat man's extremely insidious move.
It sounded like the sound of clothes breaking.
Just now, when the fat man performed a tumbling attack, the man in red jumped forward to dodge. How could he have been bombarded several times in a row and attacked the heart with qi and blood, and the internal strength was not running smoothly, and when the fat man was halfway through, he suddenly jumped up, grabbed it with both palms upward, and pulled it to the crotch of the man in red.
Holding the fragment of red cloth in his hand, the fat man looked at the crotch of the man in red, wanting to vomit and retch: "You duck throat, you are a dead eunuch without seeds!"
The slight coolness hits, and it is very cool to wear the crotch into the arms.
The man in red, who was frightened, touched his chest with one hand and felt a burst of fear. Hearing the man's mocking words, he turned his head to see the red brocade silk in the fat man's hand, subconsciously looked down at his crotch, and hurriedly covered his crotch with both hands.
There was another burst of laughter in the crowd, everyone leaned back and closed in laughter, and even Yang Laoer, who was digging his feet with a knife, was very stoic.
Yang Laoer, who couldn't hold back his smile, rolled down the stump, got up from the ground, hunched over and sneered at the fat man: "You dead fatty, what tricks are not good." You have to use this cheap fight trick to roll the ground and flip the ground! Use this roll to the ground, even if you still break out and dig out your crotch! If this duck has a ball in his throat, it is not a smash for others!"
"Haha! Brother, have you seen it! This guy is a dead eunuch!"
"No wonder Fang just walked so much, it turned out to be Dong Shi Xiaofeng, pretending to be!"
"That's called losing the ball, and you have to pretend to have eggs!haha!"
watched everyone laugh at him for rolling and rolling downstream, and was told by Yang Lao Er that he was not victorious. The fat man, who was very angry, cursed angrily in his mouth, and retreated his lunge again, wanting to make a gesture to step forward.
"Stop!" a reprimand came.
The silver-robed young man in the distance walked slowly.
Seeing this person stepping forward, Yang Lao Er immediately held a knife and shouted loudly: "Fatty, come back quickly!"
I heard that Yang Lao Er was a little anxious to let him go back. The fat man turned around suspiciously, and saw the little white face in the silver robe looking at him. The young man's face was expressionless, but it was accompanied by a sinister aura. I couldn't help but shudder in my heart, and the fat man was about to turn around and run away.
The front foot only took a step, and the whole person rose into the air. The fat body was leaning forward, but the figure was rapidly retreating, and it was hurrying away with its back to the young man.
Bang!
The fat body that flew rapidly upside down, still ten feet away from the young man's body, turned back at a faster speed after the air exploded.
"Ahh
"Whoosh!"
The huge ball of meat in the air swept over everyone's heads, and the body like a mountain of meat flew out dozens of feet.
"Plop!" the sound of a heavy object falling into the water.
Dozens of feet away from the official road next to the deep ditch quagmire, muddy water splashed everywhere. The fat man's fat body fell into it, and it didn't surface for a long time.
The stunned crowd pulled out the guy on their side, glared angrily at the silver-robed young man who was walking slowly, and Yang Lao Er took the lead in blocking everyone behind him. Glancing at the movement of the quagmire in the distance, worried about the fat man's life and death.
Feeling deeply uncomfortable, Yang Lao Er, who was very anxious, shouted: "Go and see if the fat man is dead!"
"Whoever dares to move half a point, die!"
When everyone heard the young man's threatening words, they didn't care at first, but when a burst of coercion hit, suddenly everyone's feet were extremely heavy, and their bodies trembled violently as if they were not called, and they were all so frightened that they didn't dare to take half a step again.
The expressionless young man walked closer, ignoring the crowd in front of him, waved his hand to move the red-clothed servant behind him, and said leisurely: "Sanbao, you wait for me in the distance first." ”
The embarrassed red clothes, with their waists bent over their hands to cover their shame, walked in the direction where the young man came.
Yu Guang heard it, and the servant Sanbao walked away. The silver-robed young man continued, "Where is this place?"
Yang Laoer, who looked frightened, held the knife's left hand and kept shaking. Hearing the young man's inquiry, he immediately replied: "The name of this place is Tieniu Rock T-shaped mouth." ”
"How to get to Hidden Zhao City?"
Seeing that the young man continued to ask, he had no intention of killing himself for the time being, the thin monkey-like Yang Lao Er was a little calm, and immediately replied: "Yinzhao City is the direction behind Gongzi, go straight along this official road for thirty miles, you will encounter a three-way intersection, and continue to walk more than 100 miles towards the widest official road on the left, and you can go directly to Yinzhao City." ”
The expressionless young man spoke again and asked, "Do you have horses to replace your feet?"
Hearing that, the young man inquired about the horses, and Yang Lao'er's little eyes were just about to turn.
"Hmm!" groaned.
Seeing that he could not conceal it, the thin monkey hung his head in frustration and replied truthfully: "There are two horses, and they are fed in the woods on the other side." ”
The young man with his hands behind his back looked at the direction that Yang Lao Er said to feed the horses, and ordered: "Go and bring the horses here." ”
Seeing the power of the young man, his own brother was also controlled by this person. The fat man's life and death are uncertain, even though Yang Lao Er has a thousand displeasures in his heart, but he has to obey obediently.
About a quarter of an hour.
There was a neighing of horses in the woods, and the two big horses, one black and one red, were reluctantly handed over to the young man by Yang Laoer.
Suddenly, the boy soared into the air and landed on the back of one of the black horses. The two horses still had their wit, and slowly turned around and walked slowly in the direction of the red-clothed servant.
Looking at the red and white two, riding red and black horses, they gradually drifted away.
The soulless people, the eyes that want to cry without tears.
These two horses were the only ones in the family, and they were swept away by this abominable silver-robed young man. The annoyed Yang Lao Er scolded loudly: "Why don't you go and get that fat ball with diarrhea out of the quagmire for me!"