49. Boasting
Huang Tiedan said: "You don't know, the farmer is my own pretension, for example, I will call myself Huang Farmer in front of people in the future." β
Kong Ermao monster shouted: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, it turns out that you little bastard is self-styled, you really will put gold on your face." Your thick-skinned face makes this pharmacist ashamed, it is even thicker than the stone slab on the back bridge of the Wei Mansion. β
Huang Tiedan said: "You and I are on equal footing, each other. β
Kong Ermao said: "I'm sorry, get your sister's old dung ball." β
Huang Tiedan sneered and said: "It's not that I always listen to what you say about pharmacists and travelers, the majestic and beautiful people on all sides. Haven't I learned from you? Naming myself Huang Nongshi, doesn't it sound imposing and have a light on my face?
Kong Ermao said: "Fuck your sister's old dung ball, a lowly farmer, always likes to be in the limelight, it's really disgusting, I'm sorry." β
Huang Tiedan grinned and said, "Don't you often say that you have to learn to decorate the faΓ§ade, is this the essence that I learned from you?"
Kong Ermao was speechless for a while, he was shocked by Huang Tiedan's cheekiness, and some people called themselves "Qingshi Layman", which is the first person in Qingshi Town.
Huang Tiedan saw that Kong Ermao didn't speak for a long time, and asked, "What's the matter?" Old fellow, ahh
Kong Ermao suddenly laughed and said, "Yes, yes, your shameless personality is quite the style of a pharmacist, remember to keep it up." β
When Huang Tiedan heard this, he held his head high and said confidently: "Of course, my name is Qing out of the blue, what about you, you were very majestic back then, this is a well-known thing, but these are all old yellow calendars, as the so-called, the good man does not mention the courage of the year, what about you, it is time to let the virtuous, let the little one come to be majestic, how about it, the little one is not wrong, right?"
Kong Ermao took another sip and said, "Bah, who is smiling with you, just talking about some things flying in the sky and walking around on the ground, forget it, get down to business, little bastard, didn't you just ask this pharmacist, what is a monk?"
Huang Tiedan listened to Kong Ermao's words, and suddenly, he changed from a smiley face to a serious appearance, and the speed of the change was unparalleled, which can be said to be smacking.
Huang Tiedan was alarmist, and said: "When the elder saw the question, he bowed and answered, Xiao Xiu really had doubts just now, I don't know what a priest is?
Kong Ermao saw that Huang Tie Dan was changing so fast, no one in the world could match it, it was really amazing, Huang Tie Dan's before and after form, judging the two of them, now Huang Tie Dan is serious, it seems that he is not the same person as Huang Tie Dan who was smiling just now. Huang Tiedan's move made Kong Ermao roll his eyes.
Kong Ermao said: "Don't come and pretend to be with this pharmacist, doesn't this pharmacist know your urine? Dare to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf in front of this pharmacist, and your face will be swollen." β
Huang Tiedan said seriously: "Please ask Master Kong to solve the doubts for Xiao Xiu." β
Kong Ermao saw that Huang Tiedan was still pretending, laughed, and said: "Fang Shi, he is proficient in the art of gossip, have you heard of it?"
Huang Tiedan nodded.
Kong Ermao said: "This Fang Shi is actually a senior physiognomy master, understand?"
Huang Tiedan nodded again and said, "Oh, I understand, it turns out that this Fang Shi is a fool of people, right?"
The phase master is a low-level monk, mostly for the art of deceiving people, called the god stick by the villagers, Huang Tie Dan has heard about the phase master, and heard that Kong Ermao is the same as the phase master, so he thinks that the monk is also a kind of magic stick to fool people's profession.
When Kong Ermao heard this, he scolded: "You dog really can't spit out ivory in his mouth, just now he looked serious, and he immediately revealed the stuffing, and the words he said were really underwhelming, and the pharmacist couldn't wait to knock off your head with a medicine pestle." β
The medicine pestle is a tool used by the medicine man to pound the elixir.
On the table next to Kong Ermao, there is just a medicine pestle, which is about a meter long, one end is large and the other end is small, and the small end is used as a handle. Kong Ermao picked up the medicine pestle, made it hot and knocked it on the big head of the yellow iron egg.
Seeing this, Huang Tiedan grinned and said: "I can't do it, I can't do it, you want to knock on my head, why do you need to do it yourself, don't you have to be tired of it?
Kong Ermao pretended to be angry, and said, "Oh, the little bastard knows how to respect the teacher and be sympathetic to the pharmacist, so that's the case, then, please start." β
Huang Tiedan had a confused expression on his face and said, "What are you talking about?"
Kong Ermao said: "Don't pretend to be stupid here, you don't want to knock yourself on the head, this pharmacist wants to see if you are a man, come on." β
Huang Tiedan grinned again and said, "I'm just polite, you old guy, ahhh, how can you take it seriously, really, look at you, you are so old, a lot of age, why don't you have any eyesight, you don't know how to read words and colors at all, and you can't even tell the truth from the false?"
Kong Ermao scolded angrily: "Get out of your sister's old dung ball, and dare to teach this pharmacist a lesson, you are an old birthday star hanging, don't you want to live, right? This time this pharmacist really wants to knock your head off." β
Kong Ermao said, picked up the medicine pestle again, and made a gesture to beat the yellow iron egg.
Seeing this, Huang Tiedan hurriedly made a gesture, and said: "You are angry, the little one is speechless, please forgive the small repair." β
Kong Ermao actually just scared Huang Tiedan, and when he saw Huang Tie Dan begging for mercy, he put the medicine pestle back in its place and said: "I told you to talk no big or small, and I will clean up for you sooner or later, you are really a little bastard who remembers beating and scolding." β
Huang Tiedan hurriedly replied: "You raise your noble hand, don't be like a low-level farmer like me, it will damage your identity as the first pharmacist of Qingshi." Besides, you left my little life, and I can saddle the horse for you in the future, and I have an errand runner, right?"
Kong Ermao said: "I'm sorry, you're embarrassed to say this, you can talk about it, this pharmacist brought you, a little bastard and a little orphan, back to Qingshi Town from Qingcheng, and worked hard to raise you for so many years, how could you ever have the slightest intention of repaying this pharmacist? β
It turns out that there is a lot of relationship between Huang Tie Dan and Kong Ermao.
Kong Ermao was originally from Qingshi Town, when he was young, he participated in a certain session of the Qingcheng Sect Spiritual Gathering Conference, he hoped to become an inner disciple, but his qualifications were too poor, and finally he only became an outer disciple of the Qingcheng Sect, and there was no further room for improvement, and in old age, he still returned to Qingshi Town, and sought an errand in the Wei family, and was recruited by the Wei family and became an elder monk of the Wei family, and because of the elixir and elixir skills, he also became the chief pharmacist of the Wei family.
The Qingcheng Sect divides the disciples in the sect into multiple levels, from low to high, namely: outer disciples, inner disciples, core disciples, guardian disciples, named disciples, and so on. Among them, the outer disciples have the lowest level, which is basically equivalent to the "miscellaneous servants" of the sect, mainly engaged in various low-level general affairs, and their status is only slightly higher than that of the villagers. Outer disciples, for some reason, can no longer rise to become inner disciples, and their status cannot go any further.
Kong Ermao, as a disciple of the outer sect of Qingcheng Sect, was unable to rise and other reasons, but in his old age, he still returned to Qingshi Town and became a villager again.
When Kong Ermao was an outer disciple in Qingcheng Sect, because of his good luck, he became the "boy" of a high-ranking pharmacist in Qingcheng Sect, and was fortunate to come into contact with the elixir and elixir, plus Kong Ermao studied hard, so he also learned some of the fur of the elixir, and he could make his own third-level elixir, which was worthy of becoming a third-level pharmacist. Later, Kong Ermao returned to Qingshi and called himself "Kong Da Yaoshi", who could make third-level elixirs, so he was recruited by the Wei clan as an elder monk and became the chief pharmacist of the Wei clan.
When Kong Ermao was an outer disciple in Qingcheng, he met Huang Tiedan's parents by fate. Huang Tiedan's parents are both inner disciples of Qingcheng Sect, and later due to some unknown reasons, both of them were lost, leaving only one son in the world, and this son is naturally Huang Tiedan. Huang Tiedan has been an out-and-out orphan since he was a child. Kong Ermao had a close relationship with Huang Tiedan's parents, and saw that Huang Tiedan had become an orphan, so he took him in and took him to Qingshi Town.
Huang Tiedan lived in Qingcheng as a child, and after his parents died, he lost his hold, and was taken in by Kong Ermao, who was acquainted by his parents, and brought back to Qingshi Town.
After Huang Tiedan arrived in Qingshi Town, at the beginning, he first served as Kong Ermao's "chief medicine boy" for a few years, running errands for Kong Ermao and doing chores, which can be regarded as settling down in Qingshi Town. Later, Huang Tiedan relied on Kong Ermao's relationship to become a disciple of the Wei family.
During this period, Huang Tiedan learned some superficial elixirs and elixir techniques from Kong Ermao's hands, and began to learn to plant elixirs and refine elixirs by himself, and now he can also make first-class elixirs, which can be regarded as a first-class pharmacist. Of course, Kong Ermao is actually a pharmacist who is also a fur technique, and there is nothing advanced elixir and elixir to learn.
Under the protection of Kong Ermao, Huang Tiedan grew up for several years in the Wei clan and became an outer disciple of the Wei clan. There are a lot of disciples outside the Wei family, and Huang Tiedan's own strength is weak, and he has no strong background, so Huang Tiedan is an unknown little person in the Wei family, and no one has heard of it at all, even if he follows Kong Ermao and makes people see it, it will make people look forward in a blink of an eye, because he is too ordinary.