Chapter 1 Ending joke of the fourth volume
The first symposium of "Fairy Road Away".
Wu Mu: ...... Where is this?
Kuangyi: This is the place where the author uses to let us characters come out and explain some things at the end of the story.
Wu Mu: I know it's a symposium, but aren't the symposiums all written by writers who publish books to make up the number of pages? Why are we third-rate rookie writers embarrassed to hold any symposiums?
Kuangyi: Well...... It is said that when the author was a reader, he was excited to see that those writers could play with the characters at will, so after writing himself, he wanted to play it again. Besides, this is posted in the "extra".
Wu Mu: In other words...... Did he choose the two of us to ravage?
Kuang Yi: According to the author, of course, someone has to preside over the first symposium, and we are responsible for helping him ravage other characters.
Wu Mu: He's really a writer with a bad taste, so what do we need to do?
Kuangyi: That's right, let's get to the point, otherwise readers will think we're making up words.
Kuang Yi: "Immortal Road Away" has been written since it was written, and now it has four volumes and 240,000 words. I would like to thank a few readers for their support.
Wu Mu: What's the surprise? Up to now, the number of flowers is still pitiful, and it seems that the number of clicks only exceeded 5,000 a few days ago.
Kuangyi: This ...... In this regard, the author asks us to ask all the readers who have come to support this work.
Wu Mu: The update is not diligent, no matter how you please, readers will not support it, and it is useless for us to ask here~~
Kuang Yi: Okay, let's not talk about that, let's introduce the people invited today. The first is Fang Guo Daming's Yantao Golden Immortal.
Yantao: Ben Xian has changed his flag, and now he is a foreigner.
Kuang Yi: Oh, I'm sorry, please sit down, and the next one is the Jackal of the Demon Life Clan.
Jackal: Okay, hello everyone, I didn't expect to be so honored to be able to participate in the symposium, the author has a big heart, I will always remember it.
Wu Mu: This is a real desire to survive.
Kuang Yi: The next third place is a Qi Xianyun Miasma.
Jin Yun Miasma: I have seen two seniors, and Xiaosheng is polite.
Wu Mu: This guy's expression is very unpleasant.
Jackal: That is, in today's online literature, young people are either so wise that they are almost reborn, or they are full of anger, or they are robbing the villain's job to be both good and evil, and there are a few ruthless and cool brother types. He seemed to be all together.
Wu Mu: ......
Kuang Yi: The next fourth is a newcomer to the Medicine Master Palace, Qu Xuan.
Qu Xuan: Hello seniors, good host.
Wu Mu: Isn't he a trick, why can he come with so few scenes?
Kuangyi: How do I know, you go and ask the author?
Wu Mu: Next, I would like to invite two MMs to appear, they are the Yanxi Fairy of Zhongyue Mansion and the Shan Yao of the Demon Sect. Let's applaud enthusiastically.
Yanxi Fairy: Yanxi has seen all the Taoist friends.
Shan Yao: Shan Yao has met all of your seniors.
Kuang Yi: Before the start of the symposium, the author sent a congratulatory telegram saying that he would like to thank you for coming, he is very optimistic about our hosting, and has been paying attention to your deeds, and hopes that one day I can witness the happy ending of this book with all of you.
Wu Mu: Stupid and cute characters like us, who think in their hearts that "hoe the strong and help the weak, police evil and punish the rape", it seems that only the great gods will not hit the streets.
Kuang Yi: But in fact, the author just wants to create a protagonist of this type. The author was originally an otaku addicted to online novels, and in the novels of these years, he has seen too many protagonists with "Goldfinger + Wisdom Reduction Aura", and some books that should have hit the street but did not hit the street are now so many that the author is tired of it.
Wu Mu: It's like the city that the author once liked was shrouded in a dark cloud of rebirth Xiuzhen and the counterattack of the illegitimate young master, and I had to complain at the beginning of the book and at the end of the fourth volume.
Kuang Yi: When readers read novels, they don't like to substitute themselves into the identity of the protagonist to experience the story of the protagonist. And if it is an ordinary person like Zu Ti as the protagonist, everyone will feel angry and unhappy.
Wu Mu: So the author hopes that when you watch it, you can experience the story of the protagonist from the perspective of a bystander, and maybe you will feel the special charm of the protagonist.
Kuang Yi: Just like the author arranged for the protagonist to travel with us in the first four volumes, he tried his best to create an honest and ordinary image for the protagonist and add some color to everyone.
Yanxi: But the author's penmanship is so bad, maybe the only feeling you have after watching it is that every character is very Tang Seng......
Kuang Yi: So the author still needs to work hard, this is his first work, I hope you will forgive me.
Wu Mu: Okay, the protagonist is finished, so what do you say next?
Kuang Yi: The next one is Tan Tianci, the protagonist of the second volume, and the author would like to know what you think of this character?
Wu Mu: Tan Tianci, the author wants to change the protagonist? Wait, am I not the second male?
Yantao: I heard that there were no characters such as Wind Without a Trace, Dao Tiansheng, and Siyue, is that true?
Kuang Yi: Yes, these characters were actually copied from characters from other books, and the reason why they did this was because of the plot needs of Tan Tianci's character.
Jin Yun Miasma: The road to promotion?
Kuang Yi: That's right, my grandfather's personality is too ordinary, and it's too sad to simply forget about each other in the rivers and lakes, and I need to be taken care of by a strong character in the officialdom.
Jackal: So there was a group of beings with similar strength to me? I remember that in the past, the author seemed to want to define me as a dragon.
Kuang Yi: Hey, how do you know? Yes, but originally Tan Tianci was set to become a corrupt official step by step, and the elite thief immortal demon dynasty.
Jackal:...... It's a big brain, but I like it, and it's a character in the book by which author.
Kuang Yi: The author seems to have forgotten that after much thought, he decided to change the target for Tan Tianci and set him as the successor of Judge Zhong Kui!
Wu Mu: What about my junior brother?
Yanxi: How messy is this setting, it seems that this author is really a complete third-rate writer. There is no immortal path with him, you two should change jobs, and one day the province will become unemployed.
Kuang Yi: That's right, you know, in the original setting, the two of us will form a Taoist couple~~
Yanxi: What!!
The guests and the host began to fight maliciously, and the first symposium reached intermission.
............
Jackal: Fight! Keep fighting! Good fight! I've seen this bald head unpleasant!
Jinyun Miasma: In this situation, let me chant a ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ poem
"Who was young and reckless, willful and arbitrary. In the end, if you don't change the track and go to Feilu, you can't do anything. The bones of the body are broken and shape their souls, and they are born in the summer for half a day. Thinking of the withered wood and the glory of the grass, leaving people dead and alive to rest the gods. Calling for the galloping realm, the dark to the extreme. ”
Yantao: I heard you've been having a hard time lately?
Jinyun Miasma: Wow, it's not all your fault!
......
Qu Xuan: These two seniors seem to have a holiday?
Shan Yao: Where is the little brother from (๑• . •๑)
Qu Xuan: I was originally from Lingyuan County, and I left my hometown to go to the capital not long ago and became a member of the Medicine Master Palace.
Shan Yao: Ah, Shan Yao is also the ٩(๑^o^๑)۶ little brother of Lingyuan County, and I am also leaving my hometown to go to the capital, so we may meet then.
Jackal: Little sister, what's so good about this kid, you come and tease me.
Qu Xuan: ......
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Halftime breaks.
Yanxi: Go back and tell the author that I want that kind of handsome uncle, who is gentle and considerate, who will never leave me, and who is powerful and powerful......
Wu Mu: Okay, fairy, please pay attention to your gestures.
Yantao: Ahem, let's get to the point, don't make a fuss.
Wu Mu: Now that the seniors have spoken, let's get into the topic, and in the fourth volume, we found that the author has not enough pen to write about the division of forces in the book, for example, for the evil demon life clan, please explain it to us.
Jackal: Oh, that's a lot to say, and I can't spoil it for my old man, so let's talk about it.
Yantao: You are stupid to me, and you will receive the lunch box first.
Jackal:...... Our demonic life is another side hidden by the creatures of the world, such as a person's extreme mind, a special existence that has been accumulated over time, just like the famous evil sword immortal.
Wu Mu: Oh, the author also said that Sword and Fairy III is indeed a classic.
Jackal:......
Qu Xuan: What about the Destroyer?
Jackal: A long time ago, our race occupied the area where the spirit world is located today, and they were still bitter enemies, they were all born from destruction, and the few beings born from the great destruction were born with all kinds of invulnerable, very terrifying ( ̄へ ̄)
Yantao: I didn't expect you to be hostile to each other before.
Jackal: It's hard to put into words. Relatively, I think everyone must want to know why Jin Xian grabbed things, doesn't Jin Xian explain?
Jin Yun Miasma: Yes, I also want an explanation!
Wu Mu: Hey, this isn't a denunciation.
Yantao: Explain what I do, it's your turn to ask you two scrap materials٩(๑'н ́๑)۶
Wu Mu: The bigwigs are angry.
Jackal: Hmph, you don't know when you're going to hang up.
Yantao: I think the author dares! I'm a man who brings money into the group!
Jin Yun Miasma: What's the situation??!
Kuangyi: Let me make a sound, according to the author, the appearance of Yantao was originally created by him who was disheartened and wanted to write Xiaobaiwen in a fit of anger.
Jackal: Oh ԅ ( ̄ᄇ ̄ԅ)
Yantao: Hurry to the next topic!
Wu Mu: Next is the question of setting, as the saying goes, setting is the king, the routine is the god, only the fairy can preach, let's talk about the way of the two veins of the fairy and the god set in this book.
Through the combination, the author has greatly concluded that the ghost path "ghost fairy + lower god", the humane "human fairy + lower god", the fairy road "upper immortal + lower god", and the true way "upper immortal + upper god" four concurrent cultivation methods, that is, the four strongest paths.
And the status of the immortals and gods is in order: (ghost immortal | human immortal) < (ghost god | god man) < (earth immortal | earth < (god | god and demon) < (heavenly immortal | heavenly god).
Yantao: It's amazing, a mortal can actually get a glimpse of the secret of the immortal truth.
Jinyun Miasma: Cowhide cowhide, immortality is already in front of you.
Wu Mu: The problem is that the author feels that there are too many settings, how about you think it is as simple as "Strange Adventure" next door?
Jackal: How can this be, how can the author be like those ordinary people, and must not try to be superficial.
Kuang Yi: The author just called and decided to let the jackal step down after a while.
Jackal: Haha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia
Wu Mu: I have said so much unconsciously, and I would like to invite the two newcomers to talk about their life ideals, so that everyone can get to know each other, and if they meet in the future, can they help them.
Mianyun Miasma: My son likes to play with juniors the most!
Shan Yao: Little brother, come on (ง •̀_•́)ง
Qu Xuan: Hello seniors, the younger generations have been doctors since elementary school, treating the dead and helping the injured...... Uh, sorry, so excited, slip of the tongue.
Jackal: Eh, boy, go down.
Jin Yun Miasma: Well, young man, I remember you. The doctor is benevolent, you are really in the right place to go to the Jade Dragon Kingdom. Maybe one day he will be favored by the gods......
Qu Xuan: ?!!
Jin Yun Miasma: ( ゚́ω゚') Ah, I can't spoil it
Oh boy, it's your turn.
Shan Yao: Hello seniors, Shan Yao's parents are divorced, she has been lonely since she was a child, she was brought up by her grandmother, and not long ago her grandmother left ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू) Shan Yao separated from her partner and decided to pursue her own path......
Jackal: Woo woo (ノಥ益ಥ) Don't say it, little girl, did this author write the wrong script, why did he create such a character redundantly in the cruel world of cultivating immortals?
Shan Yao: ??! you big bad wolf, why am I redundant (눈_눈)
Kuang Yi: The author called again and said that he was very angry.
Jackal:...... I'm scared (_ _ヘ)
Kuang Yi: Thank you for coming, the author wants to take up the pen of destiny and record the wonderful world that belongs to you.
Wu Mu: By the way, how did the author pass a sentence that looks like a lyric at the end of the fourth volume?
Kuang Yi: That's foreshadowing, forget it, I'll give you a hint for the next volume - "Heavenly Heart Sound".